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(Newser)   The bad news: Hugh Hefner, 87, is probably going to bid farewell to this earthly life long before his 27-year-old bride, Crystal Harris. The good news: When he does, Harris will have an awesome place to live   (newser.com) divider line 15
    More: Cool, Hugh Hefner, brides, Playboy Mansion, Playboy Enterprises  
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2013-05-16 12:08:11 PM
6 votes:
Damn I was hoping he'd go the Mr. Burns route
l.wigflip.com
2013-05-16 07:03:52 PM
3 votes:

LectertheChef: Brytanica1: Ugh

I bet the carpet is just infested with cooties.

The only thing worse be having to be the guy who cleans the hot tub filters in a bath house.

Ick.

Crabs and bed bugs fighting for dominance.


Two Parasites Enter, One Parasite Leaves!!!!
2013-05-16 02:25:36 PM
2 votes:

metallion: Shazam999: Hell I'd suck his dick for place like that too.

he's so old, he'd probably shoot dust....


Better practice your cinnamon challege then...
2013-05-16 01:20:48 PM
2 votes:
Taking bets on which lasts longer: Hef's vital functions, or this nth marriage of his. Please submit your guess in the form of months.
ecl
2013-05-16 01:18:56 PM
2 votes:
Once Hef dies some other pornographer will buy that mansion and it will be the site of more pornos than you could shake a st.... err nevermind.
2013-05-16 01:13:00 PM
2 votes:

Buttknuckle: Parents must be so proud of their daughter...


At least she won't be moving back in with them.
2013-05-16 01:10:42 PM
2 votes:
Parents must be so proud of their daughter...
2013-05-17 02:47:32 PM
1 votes:
When asked a follow up question on why he chose that place, Hef said "I bought what?  Who are you?  Wait... who am I?"
2013-05-16 03:45:37 PM
1 votes:
Anyone going to the Hefner Estate Sale after he croaks is in for a disappointment. According to some Playmates who have been there lately, the Playboy Mansion is a mess inside. Full of dated, broken, and mismatched furniture dating between the 60's to the mid 80's, broken plumbing, and crusty shag carpets that are infested on occasion.

It's like the Astor family mansion, but with STDs.
2013-05-16 01:53:39 PM
1 votes:
well duh, the name of this game is called "The Last Wife Standing"

Whichever golddigging woman can stay married to him till he dies, wins the money.
2013-05-16 01:31:59 PM
1 votes:

NuttierThanEver: From all reports the inside of the mansion is a rundown shiathole. 45 years of coke parties tend to cause alot of wear and tear and Hef does not have the money he used to to maintain it


I recall hearing something similar.  Lots of problems with the old place.  And even if it were OK, you'd need to inherit a massive fortune to be able to afford to operate and maintain it.
2013-05-16 01:27:31 PM
1 votes:

NuttierThanEver: From all reports the inside of the mansion is a rundown shiathole. 45 years of coke parties tend to cause alot of wear and tear and Hef does not have the money he used to to maintain it


Good thing that's not the house she get's when Heff dies.
2013-05-16 01:24:02 PM
1 votes:

NuttierThanEver: From all reports the inside of the mansion is a rundown shiathole. 45 years of coke parties tend to cause alot of wear and tear and Hef does not have the money he used to to maintain it


I bet the basement is full of Hef's used Depends.
2013-05-16 01:03:19 PM
1 votes:
She ain't messin' with no broke-broke...
2013-05-16 01:02:04 PM
1 votes:

Shazam999: Hell I'd suck his dick for place like that too.


he's so old, he'd probably shoot dust....
 
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