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(Newser)   The bad news: Hugh Hefner, 87, is probably going to bid farewell to this earthly life long before his 27-year-old bride, Crystal Harris. The good news: When he does, Harris will have an awesome place to live   (newser.com) divider line 10
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2013-05-16 02:19:03 PM
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You know, if Hef had kicked the bucket in his 60s with a young blonde in his bed and a smile on his face we'd probably all agree that he did it right. But to be in your late 80s and struggling to maintain a facade of vitality and relevance is just sad.
2013-05-16 01:12:21 PM
3 votes:
5 years after he is dead she won't be able to afford the property taxes and will be moving to that van down by the river.
2013-05-16 12:48:58 PM
3 votes:
From all reports the inside of the mansion is a rundown shiathole. 45 years of coke parties tend to cause alot of wear and tear and Hef does not have the money he used to to maintain it
2013-05-16 01:50:07 PM
2 votes:
What's the point of Hefner marrying, anyway?
2013-05-16 01:12:51 PM
2 votes:
cant we just entomb her with his corpse like the wives of the great pharaohs ?
2013-05-16 10:19:46 PM
1 votes:
I am willing to bet money she is banging a few NFL players, too
2013-05-16 03:51:50 PM
1 votes:

dallylamma: You know, if Hef had kicked the bucket in his 60s with a young blonde in his bed and a smile on his face we'd probably all agree that he did it right. But to be in your late 80s and struggling to maintain a facade of vitality and relevance is just sad.


He should have retired as the face of the company 20 years ago and hired a consultant to revitalize the company's image.  Then they could have done an occasional "What's Hef up to" feature with him on a beach with a frozen drink and a blonde on his arm and it wouldn't look nearly as pathetic as it does now.
2013-05-16 02:26:24 PM
1 votes:
I know his schtick if farking generic blonde bimbos, but this one is by far the most generic. There's nothing special about her.
2013-05-16 01:10:42 PM
1 votes:
Parents must be so proud of their daughter...
2013-05-16 12:08:11 PM
1 votes:
Damn I was hoping he'd go the Mr. Burns route
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