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(Newser)   The bad news: Hugh Hefner, 87, is probably going to bid farewell to this earthly life long before his 27-year-old bride, Crystal Harris. The good news: When he does, Harris will have an awesome place to live   (newser.com) divider line 66
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2013-05-16 08:05:25 PM

boyvoyeur: Mercutio74: She'll probably be forced to sell it pretty quickly.  The upkeep and taxes would be prohibitive

I imagine Hef has a few bucks hanging around. He didn't shoot his wad over the $5M house and now has to live on hot dogs and grilled cheese.


His kids, already more than twice his wife's age, probably get first crack at what's left.
 
2013-05-16 08:09:40 PM
when i was 14, i admired him.
his lack of long-term relationships with mature women sums up his emotional-intelligence

/p0tatoz
 
2013-05-16 08:48:57 PM
All I can say is good for him.
 
2013-05-16 10:19:46 PM
I am willing to bet money she is banging a few NFL players, too
 
2013-05-17 02:42:53 AM

vudukungfu: Nothing at all creepy about that. But when I hit on a perfectly legal 18 year old, every body goes all
EW EW EW.

WTF?
It's a double standard, I tell you.



The trick is to get them to hit on you.
 
2013-05-17 02:46:08 AM

dallylamma: You know, if Hef had kicked the bucket in his 60s with a young blonde in his bed and a smile on his face we'd probably all agree that he did it right. But to be in your late 80s and struggling to maintain a facade of vitality and relevance is just sad.


We will see if you feel that way when you are 80.
 
2013-05-17 03:16:49 AM

I sound fat: dallylamma: You know, if Hef had kicked the bucket in his 60s with a young blonde in his bed and a smile on his face we'd probably all agree that he did it right. But to be in your late 80s and struggling to maintain a facade of vitality and relevance is just sad.

We will see if you feel that way when you are 80.




Yeah, right. Like he will get a liver transplant.

Hah!
 
2013-05-17 04:34:52 AM

Siberian Khatru: She looks happy
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She looks.. designed.
 
2013-05-17 05:27:01 AM

scottydoesntknow: Damn I was hoping he'd go the Mr. Burns route
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The very Boobies. Colour me impressed.
 
2013-05-17 01:20:49 PM

Arkanaut: appclayton: 27?  Gross.

Too old?


the proper response is, "in a row?"

/yes, I know that's 37
 
2013-05-17 01:44:05 PM

tinyarena: dallylamma: You know, if Hef had kicked the bucket in his 60s with a young blonde in his bed and a smile on his face we'd probably all agree that he did it right. But to be in your late 80s and struggling to maintain a facade of vitality and relevance is just sad.

[img818.imageshack.us image 205x240]
I know right, and I heard the lawn is also a mess too.
Unfortunalty you can't see it
Because it is covered in HALF NAKED GIRLS

Hefner did exaclty as he pleased and made a fortune doing it
Deal With It


Good to know that if Hef ever runs out of vapid blondes there are plenty of dudes in this thread who are more than willing to wash his balls.
 
2013-05-17 02:39:29 PM

dallylamma: tinyarena: dallylamma: You know, if Hef had kicked the bucket in his 60s with a young blonde in his bed and a smile on his face we'd probably all agree that he did it right. But to be in your late 80s and struggling to maintain a facade of vitality and relevance is just sad.

[img818.imageshack.us image 205x240]
I know right, and I heard the lawn is also a mess too.
Unfortunalty you can't see it
Because it is covered in HALF NAKED GIRLS

Hefner did exaclty as he pleased and made a fortune doing it
Deal With It

Good to know that if Hef ever runs out of vapid blondes there are plenty of dudes in this thread who are more than willing to wash his balls.


Good to know there are people who have no idea what Hugh Hefner accomplished, how he changed this country, or how he added to the our culture.  There was an old joke that went:  "I just read Playboy for the articles."  There's a reason people made that joke.  The number of intellectuals and visionaries who received their first bit of recognition due to be published in Playboy magazine is uncounted.

Also, he pulled more tail than you can possibly imagine (or ever achieve).  Like I said before:

Deal With It
 
2013-05-17 02:47:32 PM
When asked a follow up question on why he chose that place, Hef said "I bought what?  Who are you?  Wait... who am I?"
 
2013-05-17 02:53:20 PM

tinyarena: dallylamma: tinyarena: dallylamma: You know, if Hef had kicked the bucket in his 60s with a young blonde in his bed and a smile on his face we'd probably all agree that he did it right. But to be in your late 80s and struggling to maintain a facade of vitality and relevance is just sad.

[img818.imageshack.us image 205x240]
I know right, and I heard the lawn is also a mess too.
Unfortunalty you can't see it
Because it is covered in HALF NAKED GIRLS

Hefner did exaclty as he pleased and made a fortune doing it
Deal With It

Good to know that if Hef ever runs out of vapid blondes there are plenty of dudes in this thread who are more than willing to wash his balls.

Good to know there are people who have no idea what Hugh Hefner accomplished, how he changed this country, or how he added to the our culture.  There was an old joke that went:  "I just read Playboy for the articles."  There's a reason people made that joke.  The number of intellectuals and visionaries who received their first bit of recognition due to be published in Playboy magazine is uncounted.

Also, he pulled more tail than you can possibly imagine (or ever achieve).  Like I said before:

Deal With It


You know who else was very influential when he was younger but is now just a joke and total embarrassment when he tries to act as though his glory days are still here?

No, not him, but close:

blogs-images.forbes.com
 
ecl
2013-05-17 04:15:17 PM

PsyLord: tinyarena: dallylamma: tinyarena: dallylamma: You know, if Hef had kicked the bucket in his 60s with a young blonde in his bed and a smile on his face we'd probably all agree that he did it right. But to be in your late 80s and struggling to maintain a facade of vitality and relevance is just sad.

[img818.imageshack.us image 205x240]
I know right, and I heard the lawn is also a mess too.
Unfortunalty you can't see it
Because it is covered in HALF NAKED GIRLS

Hefner did exaclty as he pleased and made a fortune doing it
Deal With It

Good to know that if Hef ever runs out of vapid blondes there are plenty of dudes in this thread who are more than willing to wash his balls.

Good to know there are people who have no idea what Hugh Hefner accomplished, how he changed this country, or how he added to the our culture.  There was an old joke that went:  "I just read Playboy for the articles."  There's a reason people made that joke.  The number of intellectuals and visionaries who received their first bit of recognition due to be published in Playboy magazine is uncounted.

Also, he pulled more tail than you can possibly imagine (or ever achieve).  Like I said before:

Deal With It

You know who else was very influential when he was younger but is now just a joke and total embarrassment when he tries to act as though his glory days are still here?

No, not him, but close:

[blogs-images.forbes.com image 180x233]


Chuck Norris?
 
2013-05-17 09:26:22 PM
In the Playboy Mansion, do the carpets match the drapes?
 
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