gambitsgirl: great - farkied for drugs and bjs. My mama would be so proud. :D
LawPD: She's got to be selling them. Has to be. Because if she's taking 300 oxycodone a month that woman ain't never pooping again.
Pilikia: Where are all of these morally flexible doctors anyway? I don't need 75 Oxy's a week, and I wouldn't fark anybody for drugs, but I'd sure as hell maintain someone's medical group web site for a steady supply of Tylenol 3. Say 10-15 a month?I've given up on my doctor and her unreasoning fear of the DEA. No more appointments that go like this:ME: "I'm in some serious pain."DOC: "Any idea what's causing it?"ME: "Well, I was an amateur kickboxer for 13 years."DOC: "Any recent injuries?"ME: "No, but for the last 10 years I haven't been able to turn my head or bend my left knee when I wake up in the morning. Takes an hour or two to get full mobility."DOC: "Hmmm. I could send you to a specialist, who could schedule an MRI."ME: "We did that last year. Remember? Came back negative."DOC: "You could try yoga. Have you tried yoga?"ME: "Every other day for the past 25 years."DOC: "What about a chiropractor."ME: "Once. Made it worse. Never going back. Doc, I'm in some serious pain here. It is truly affecting my quality of life."DOC: "Try hot baths and ibuprofen, and if you're still in pain next time I see you, maybe I can prescribe you some of the 800mg ibuprofen."ME: (under my breath) "Or I could take four over-the-counter Advil, still be in pain, and save myself the farking co-pay."DOC: "What's that now?"ME: "Nothing, thanks for your time."/and no, I'm not ordering off the internet
groppet: Sounds like he went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical school./Hi Everybody!
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