Pilikia: DOC: "Try hot baths and ibuprofen, and if you're still in pain next time I see you, maybe I can prescribe you some of the 800mg ibuprofen."
dahmers love zombie: 300 oxys a month?(checks price on SR)Holy cripes, you could make a good goddamn living marketing those. More than I make per month, that's for goddamn sure. And I don't even get laid as part of the bargain.
Pilikia: ME: (under my breath) "Or I could take four over-the-counter Advil, still be in pain, and save myself the farking co-pay."
ga362: That would make for some heavy duty constipation. As in, it would take a stick of dynamite to unplug her./friend of mine told me about the constipation . . yeah, that's it a friend told me.
Prey4reign: dahmers love zombie: 300 oxys a month?(checks price on SR)Holy cripes, you could make a good goddamn living marketing those. More than I make per month, that's for goddamn sure. And I don't even get laid as part of the bargain.Depending on the going street price, he was paying her between $1500 to $3000 worth of pills every other week in return for services. Wouldn't it have been less expensive and less career ending to just hire an escort every other week than keep Little Miss Oxy on tap?
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