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(Lexington Herald Leader)   A doctor prescribing 150 Oxycodone pills every two weeks to a co-worker in exchange for sex, a pharmacist worried that the woman was "eating pills like candy", and a 32-year-old morbidly obese methadone addict? Must be Kentucky   (kentucky.com) divider line 11
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2013-05-16 01:46:48 PM
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Where are all of these morally flexible doctors anyway? I don't need 75 Oxy's a week, and I wouldn't fark anybody for drugs, but I'd sure as hell maintain someone's medical group web site for a steady supply of Tylenol 3. Say 10-15 a month?

I've given up on my doctor and her unreasoning fear of the DEA. No more appointments that go like this:

ME: "I'm in some serious pain."

DOC: "Any idea what's causing it?"

ME: "Well, I was an amateur kickboxer for 13 years."

DOC: "Any recent injuries?"

ME: "No, but for the last 10 years I haven't been able to turn my head or bend my left knee when I wake up in the morning. Takes an hour or two to get full mobility."

DOC: "Hmmm. I could send you to a specialist, who could schedule an MRI."

ME: "We did that last year. Remember? Came back negative."

DOC: "You could try yoga. Have you tried yoga?"

ME: "Every other day for the past 25 years."

DOC: "What about a chiropractor."

ME: "Once. Made it worse. Never going back. Doc, I'm in some serious pain here. It is truly affecting my quality of life."

DOC: "Try hot baths and ibuprofen, and if you're still in pain next time I see you, maybe I can prescribe you some of the 800mg ibuprofen."

ME: (under my breath) "Or I could take four over-the-counter Advil, still be in pain, and save myself the farking co-pay."

DOC: "What's that now?"

ME: "Nothing, thanks for your time."

/and no, I'm not ordering off the internet
2013-05-16 01:49:23 PM
2 votes:

Pilikia: DOC: "Try hot baths and ibuprofen, and if you're still in pain next time I see you, maybe I can prescribe you some of the 800mg ibuprofen."


800mg ibuprofen is the dumbest farking thing.  Yeah, I'm gonna go stand in line at the pharmacy for 20 minutes to get the exact same thing I can pick up at the grocery store when I'm there anyway.  Brilliant.
2013-05-16 01:37:56 PM
2 votes:
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Oblig. obese pill addict illustration
2013-05-16 01:32:06 PM
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: 300 oxys a month?
(checks price on SR)
Holy cripes, you could make a good goddamn living marketing those.  More than I make per month, that's for goddamn sure.  And I don't even get laid as part of the bargain.


Depending on the going street price, he was paying her between $1500 to $3000 worth of pills every other week in return for services.  Wouldn't it have been less expensive and less career ending to just hire an escort every other week than keep Little Miss Oxy on tap?
2013-05-16 03:57:47 PM
1 votes:

Pilikia: ME: (under my breath) "Or I could take four over-the-counter Advil, still be in pain, and save myself the farking co-pay."


ummmm... how is "saving yourself the co-pay" a good thing? i'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the co-pay on 800mg ibuprofen is less than retail for four times as many advils...
2013-05-16 02:14:16 PM
1 votes:

ga362: That would make for some heavy duty constipation. As in, it would take a stick of dynamite to unplug her.

/friend of mine told me about the constipation . . yeah, that's it a friend told me.


As someone who used to take 400mgs a day, I found that while bad, if you're hooked long enough, your body assimiliates.  It actually got to the point where the only time I could go was if I went into withdrawal for a few days (which I did at the end of every prescription).  Then when I finally got my pills back, my...body...would...release.

/trying to be sort of ladylike.
2013-05-16 01:56:16 PM
1 votes:
She's got to be selling them. Has to be. Because if she's taking 300 oxycodone a month that woman ain't never pooping again.
2013-05-16 01:50:14 PM
1 votes:

Prey4reign: dahmers love zombie: 300 oxys a month?
(checks price on SR)
Holy cripes, you could make a good goddamn living marketing those.  More than I make per month, that's for goddamn sure.  And I don't even get laid as part of the bargain.

Depending on the going street price, he was paying her between $1500 to $3000 worth of pills every other week in return for services.  Wouldn't it have been less expensive and less career ending to just hire an escort every other week than keep Little Miss Oxy on tap?


No, he wasn't.  He was enabling her to aquire pills she could then sell for 1500 to 3000 every two weeks.  It cost him the half cent in paper and ink used to write the perscription.  She had to put up the money to actually buy the drugs (or get perscription reimbursement) and she then had to sell them.  He was charging her a regular boning to enable her drug dealing career.  Both of them should be tossed in jail.
2013-05-16 01:32:24 PM
1 votes:
Just had those for the first time ever this week. Scared the crap out of me, returning the balance of pills to CVS and sucking up the pain.

/didn't get laid
2013-05-16 01:24:56 PM
1 votes:
As a Kentucky resident, I must respond to submitter's slight against the state by saying "yes".
2013-05-16 12:29:09 PM
1 votes:
300 oxys a month?
(checks price on SR)
Holy cripes, you could make a good goddamn living marketing those.  More than I make per month, that's for goddamn sure.  And I don't even get laid as part of the bargain.
 
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