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(Lexington Herald Leader)   A doctor prescribing 150 Oxycodone pills every two weeks to a co-worker in exchange for sex, a pharmacist worried that the woman was "eating pills like candy", and a 32-year-old morbidly obese methadone addict? Must be Kentucky   (kentucky.com) divider line 14
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2013-05-16 01:37:56 PM  
3 votes:
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Oblig. obese pill addict illustration
2013-05-16 01:37:49 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-05-16 04:37:00 PM  
2 votes:

gambitsgirl: great - farkied for drugs and bjs.  My mama would be so proud.  :D



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Trust me, it's not looking any better on this side of the screen.
2013-05-16 04:02:56 PM  
1 votes:

LawPD: She's got to be selling them. Has to be. Because if she's taking 300 oxycodone a month that woman ain't never pooping again.


She's probably mixing laxatives with the Oxycontin.

Goofball addicts call that "Sh*tting the Dragon"
2013-05-16 02:22:58 PM  
1 votes:
So every time Limbaugh gets large enough to divide, half of him moves to Kentucky?

/RAND PAUL
2013-05-16 02:11:45 PM  
1 votes:
Dammit, where were these doctors back when I was hooked on the Oxy?  I could have fallen asleep while driving TWICE as often!

/only got 180 a month
2013-05-16 02:03:40 PM  
1 votes:
"I believe any citizen would be in imminent danger joy from Dr. Murray's prescribing habits," the order quoted the unnamed board consultant as saying. "He prescribed narcotic medications to folks" that he does not have a medical relationship with, the order said.


Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2013/05/03/2625653/state-medical-board-suspen d s-license.html#storylink=cpy

FTFY
2013-05-16 01:54:53 PM  
1 votes:

Pilikia: Where are all of these morally flexible doctors anyway? I don't need 75 Oxy's a week, and I wouldn't fark anybody for drugs, but I'd sure as hell maintain someone's medical group web site for a steady supply of Tylenol 3. Say 10-15 a month?

I've given up on my doctor and her unreasoning fear of the DEA. No more appointments that go like this:

ME: "I'm in some serious pain."

DOC: "Any idea what's causing it?"

ME: "Well, I was an amateur kickboxer for 13 years."

DOC: "Any recent injuries?"

ME: "No, but for the last 10 years I haven't been able to turn my head or bend my left knee when I wake up in the morning. Takes an hour or two to get full mobility."

DOC: "Hmmm. I could send you to a specialist, who could schedule an MRI."

ME: "We did that last year. Remember? Came back negative."

DOC: "You could try yoga. Have you tried yoga?"

ME: "Every other day for the past 25 years."

DOC: "What about a chiropractor."

ME: "Once. Made it worse. Never going back. Doc, I'm in some serious pain here. It is truly affecting my quality of life."

DOC: "Try hot baths and ibuprofen, and if you're still in pain next time I see you, maybe I can prescribe you some of the 800mg ibuprofen."

ME: (under my breath) "Or I could take four over-the-counter Advil, still be in pain, and save myself the farking co-pay."

DOC: "What's that now?"

ME: "Nothing, thanks for your time."

/and no, I'm not ordering off the internet


What do you think caused it, dropping those coconuts onto your stomach, or kicking down banana trees with your bare shin?
2013-05-16 01:46:48 PM  
1 votes:
Where are all of these morally flexible doctors anyway? I don't need 75 Oxy's a week, and I wouldn't fark anybody for drugs, but I'd sure as hell maintain someone's medical group web site for a steady supply of Tylenol 3. Say 10-15 a month?

I've given up on my doctor and her unreasoning fear of the DEA. No more appointments that go like this:

ME: "I'm in some serious pain."

DOC: "Any idea what's causing it?"

ME: "Well, I was an amateur kickboxer for 13 years."

DOC: "Any recent injuries?"

ME: "No, but for the last 10 years I haven't been able to turn my head or bend my left knee when I wake up in the morning. Takes an hour or two to get full mobility."

DOC: "Hmmm. I could send you to a specialist, who could schedule an MRI."

ME: "We did that last year. Remember? Came back negative."

DOC: "You could try yoga. Have you tried yoga?"

ME: "Every other day for the past 25 years."

DOC: "What about a chiropractor."

ME: "Once. Made it worse. Never going back. Doc, I'm in some serious pain here. It is truly affecting my quality of life."

DOC: "Try hot baths and ibuprofen, and if you're still in pain next time I see you, maybe I can prescribe you some of the 800mg ibuprofen."

ME: (under my breath) "Or I could take four over-the-counter Advil, still be in pain, and save myself the farking co-pay."

DOC: "What's that now?"

ME: "Nothing, thanks for your time."

/and no, I'm not ordering off the internet
2013-05-16 01:31:52 PM  
1 votes:

groppet: Sounds like he went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical school.

/Hi Everybody!


Hi Dr. Nick!
2013-05-16 01:27:56 PM  
1 votes:
I'd have to see pics of the woman before I can judge whether or not this is wrong.
2013-05-16 12:53:28 PM  
1 votes:
She said each time she received 150 pills from the physician, they had sex


Doesn't matter, had sex!
2013-05-16 12:29:09 PM  
1 votes:
300 oxys a month?
(checks price on SR)
Holy cripes, you could make a good goddamn living marketing those.  More than I make per month, that's for goddamn sure.  And I don't even get laid as part of the bargain.
2013-05-16 11:48:09 AM  
1 votes:
Something something, articles author, something...oh.

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