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(Florida Today)   Tased and confused: Would-be home invader gets the once over from his "victims." Complete with priceless beatdown aftermath photo   (on.flatoday.com) divider line 261
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2013-05-16 10:36:38 AM
Florida tag get tased and confused too?
 
2013-05-16 10:53:33 AM
Well now everyone in the office is wondering what I just burst out laughing about

/I'd find another line of work if I were you, kid
 
2013-05-16 10:56:32 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well now everyone in the office is wondering what I just burst out laughing about

/I'd find another line of work if I were you, kid


I sure did lol as well.
 
2013-05-16 10:57:05 AM
That's a good photo for those "Faces of Dumbass" PSAs they're going to run this fall.
 
2013-05-16 10:57:52 AM
Should have killed him while they had the chance.
 
2013-05-16 10:58:19 AM
I'd like to buy those homeowners a drink!
 
2013-05-16 10:58:51 AM
Nelson style "HaHa" to the perp turned vic!
 
2013-05-16 10:59:02 AM
Whar Florida tag? Whaaaarrrr?
 
2013-05-16 11:00:06 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well now everyone in the office is wondering what I just burst out laughing about


It can't be that funny.

*click*

HA!

He looks like Sylvester after tangling with a bulldog.
 
2013-05-16 11:00:22 AM
That's some real street cred there.
 
2013-05-16 11:01:33 AM
www.lancescurv.com
 
2013-05-16 11:03:32 AM
cmsimg.floridatoday.com

DUUUUUUHHHHH....
 
2013-05-16 11:03:40 AM
images.wikia.com
/first thing I thought of.
 
2013-05-16 11:05:22 AM
[imokaywiththis.jpg]
 
2013-05-16 11:05:25 AM
Faces of Derp.
 
2013-05-16 11:06:13 AM
Homeowner was a southpaw.
 
2013-05-16 11:07:14 AM
Good.
 
2013-05-16 11:07:31 AM

The Muthaship: Homeowner was a southpaw.


Or maybe a southboot.  The word kick was used a lot in that article.
 
2013-05-16 11:08:04 AM
This is Florida and he entered the house ARMED.

Why is he still alive?
 
2013-05-16 11:08:07 AM
That's it, I'm putting a Murder-hole in my house
 
hej
2013-05-16 11:08:20 AM
Holy crap, talk about insta-meme.
 
2013-05-16 11:08:50 AM
Considering that this was in FL and they intruded upon the homeowner's premises, I'm surprised that the kid isn't dead.  He should consider himself lucky.
 
2013-05-16 11:08:52 AM
That top lip must have taken a few real nice shots. It looks like its full of helium.
 
2013-05-16 11:09:06 AM
Last time I saw a face like that it was sucking algae off the side of a fish tank.
 
2013-05-16 11:10:01 AM
Something something Castle Docrine,  something Stand You Ground.......
 
2013-05-16 11:10:03 AM
But I thought having to fight off several armed home invaders was just a masturbatory gun nut fantasy?!

No, I'm sure these three fine young men would've turned around and left if the residents had just told them to leave in a firm, commanding voice. Yep.
 
2013-05-16 11:10:34 AM

squibbits: Should have killed him while they had the chance.


1. Knew people were home
2. Went in anyway
3. Brought a weapon

Covers all the bases. Blow his head off.
 
2013-05-16 11:10:37 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: That top lip must have taken a few real nice shots. It looks like its full of helium.


Somewhere, a 40 year old plastic surgery addict is jealous, and making an appointment for more collagen.
 
2013-05-16 11:10:43 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: That top lip must have taken a few real nice shots. It looks like its full of helium.


That. I was thinking "why is his mouth sealed shut" until I spotted the barely visible lower lip.
 
2013-05-16 11:11:38 AM
Jeebus, his face looks like a Picasso cubist painting.
 
2013-05-16 11:12:07 AM

squibbits: Should have killed him while they had the chance.


I guessing this isn't over.
 
2013-05-16 11:12:22 AM
It has room to be funnier.  Someone with ps skills should try and get his lower lip just as big is his upper.
 
2013-05-16 11:12:39 AM

AcneVulgaris: Last time I saw a face like that it was sucking algae off the side of a fish tank.


Lol!
 
2013-05-16 11:12:43 AM

duenor: But I thought having to fight off several armed home invaders was just a masturbatory gun nut fantasy?!

No, I'm sure these three fine young men would've turned around and left if the residents had just told them to leave in a firm, commanding voice. Yep.


Dude, you totally owned that Strawman!  Wooohooo, that was awesome!
 
2013-05-16 11:12:43 AM

AcneVulgaris: Last time I saw a face like that it was sucking algae off the side of a fish tank.


Is his name Plecostomus?


www.aquariumwatch.com
 
2013-05-16 11:13:03 AM

The Muthaship: DROxINxTHExWIND: That top lip must have taken a few real nice shots. It looks like its full of helium.

Somewhere, a 40 year old plastic surgery addict

Mob wife is jealous, and making an appointment for more collagen.

starcasm.net
 
2013-05-16 11:13:28 AM

duenor: But I thought having to fight off several armed home invaders was just a masturbatory gun nut fantasy?!

No, I'm sure these three fine young men would've turned around and left if the residents had just told them to leave in a firm, commanding voice. Yep.


Um, I'm pro-gun...but there's no mention of homeowner firearms in TFA, kinda undercuts your point...
 
2013-05-16 11:13:31 AM

LeroyBourne: It has room to be funnier.  Someone with ps skills should try and get his lower lip just as big is his upper.



Or, you could just release him into the custody of the homeowner again.
 
2013-05-16 11:14:25 AM
FTA "He was held on a $51,000 bond"

Seems like a random amount..."That's $50,000 for the home invasion, and another thousand bucks for being a dumbass."
 
2013-05-16 11:15:02 AM
Come on you photoshoppers... don't let us down.
 
2013-05-16 11:15:29 AM
This is sickening. The homeowner should have contacted the authorities and awaited their arrival. We live in a civilized society and their are rules.
 
2013-05-16 11:17:03 AM

Carn: duenor: But I thought having to fight off several armed home invaders was just a masturbatory gun nut fantasy?!

No, I'm sure these three fine young men would've turned around and left if the residents had just told them to leave in a firm, commanding voice. Yep.

Dude, you totally owned that Strawman!  Wooohooo, that was awesome!


I'm trying to figure out which one of you is the bigger idiot.
 
hej
2013-05-16 11:18:45 AM

StoPPeRmobile: This is sickening. The homeowner should have contacted the authorities and awaited their arrival. We live in a civilized society and their there are rules.

 
2013-05-16 11:18:51 AM
My town!  We put the "duh" in Florida!


For more (funny) info on Palm Bay:
http://palmbaytheanusofcentralfla.blogspot.com/2010/03/100-things-to -d o-in-palm-bay.html
 
2013-05-16 11:19:32 AM
That lip looks like it's going to rip itself from his face and go floating around the room..

//Good job folks..  I think you kicked his inner child's ass too...
 
2013-05-16 11:19:34 AM
Never bring a face to a boot fight.
 
2013-05-16 11:19:37 AM
I Googled 'Monterey Drive, Palm Bay', and it is a very dense apartment/townhouse community.  No one would target someone there randomly. The 'residents', not 'home owners' knew these guys.
 
2013-05-16 11:19:52 AM

StoPPeRmobile: This is sickening. The homeowner should have contacted the authorities and awaited their arrival. We live in a civilized society and their are rules.



Yes, THERE are rules.

Their, they're, and there are not interchangeable.
 
2013-05-16 11:20:08 AM

titwrench: Carn: duenor: But I thought having to fight off several armed home invaders was just a masturbatory gun nut fantasy?!

No, I'm sure these three fine young men would've turned around and left if the residents had just told them to leave in a firm, commanding voice. Yep.

Dude, you totally owned that Strawman!  Wooohooo, that was awesome!

I'm trying to figure out which one of you is the bigger idiot.


Don't bother, just call it a tie and move on.
 
2013-05-16 11:20:40 AM
Googles... 700 block of monterey drive is on the Florida Institute of Technology campus. WTF?
 
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