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(Huffington Post)   Lots of people take up new hobbies in retirement, but most of the time those hobbies are legal. Unlike bank robbery   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 27
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2013-05-16 10:49:41 AM  
Actually, I know someone who did this. Worked his whole life. Saved and retired. But he liked younger women. And he liked to feel impressive. So he burned through his savings and came up with this idea. He died in jail.
 
2013-05-16 10:58:40 AM  
These guys?
 
2013-05-16 10:58:48 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-16 11:00:25 AM  

FrancoFile: These guys?


Grr....
images.moviepostershop.com
 
2013-05-16 11:00:35 AM  
Meh, I'd rather steal trains. Note I said steal, not rob.
 
2013-05-16 11:05:46 AM  
It's win win.  If you succed you get the money, if you don't you get three hots and a cot.
 
2013-05-16 11:07:32 AM  
Makes more sense than a shooting rampage retirement, I suppose.
 
2013-05-16 11:11:39 AM  
It sounds more like a terminal, untreatable cancer hobby.
 
2013-05-16 11:19:28 AM  

AcneVulgaris: Makes more sense than a shooting rampage retirement, I suppose.



I've been calling these "retirement plans" for year and always wonder if it's going to increase in occurance.

Don't they call in SWAT teams for bank robberies? Seems selfish and risky to civilians. This is not the retirement plan you are looking for.
 
2013-05-16 11:21:17 AM  
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2013-05-16 11:26:03 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-16 11:29:11 AM  
Not that I'm a bi fan of socialis...  But that's what this guy is trying to do for himself.  He can't stand living the way he is living and he want's the state to take care of him.  So badly so, that he's willing to give up his freedom, because it's a better option.
 
2013-05-16 11:39:12 AM  
I guess stamp collecting was out of the question?
 
2013-05-16 11:42:43 AM  
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/Good movie.
 
2013-05-16 11:43:55 AM  
In modern America I'm guessing prison would be viable retirement plan. Room, board, meals. It's better than a lot of retired people can afford today.
 
2013-05-16 11:46:06 AM  
If you have a gun you can rob a bank but if you have a bank you can rob the world.

/he should have had a rob roy
 
2013-05-16 12:06:04 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: AcneVulgaris: Makes more sense than a shooting rampage retirement, I suppose.


I've been calling these "retirement plans" for year and always wonder if it's going to increase in occurance.

Don't they call in SWAT teams for bank robberies? Seems selfish and risky to civilians. This is not the retirement plan you are looking for.


You need to research the state/city you do it in though so you make sure you get put in the best "retirement home" the state or government can offer.  Plus I think you'd be better offer going to a Canadian prison so rob a bank in Canada instead.
 
2013-05-16 12:12:57 PM  

FullMetalPanda: StoPPeRmobile: AcneVulgaris: Makes more sense than a shooting rampage retirement, I suppose.


I've been calling these "retirement plans" for year and always wonder if it's going to increase in occurance.

Don't they call in SWAT teams for bank robberies? Seems selfish and risky to civilians. This is not the retirement plan you are looking for.

You need to research the state/city you do it in though so you make sure you get put in the best "retirement home" the state or government can offer.  Plus I think you'd be better offer going to a Canadian prison so rob a bank in Canada instead.


Sounds chilly.
 
2013-05-16 12:22:34 PM  
"Somebody needs to take care of the veterans in this country."

America's War On the Elderly continues...
 
2013-05-16 12:25:10 PM  

Karl LaFong: "Somebody needs to take care of the veterans in this country."

America's War On the Elderly continues...


In other news, the stock market has had another record high...
 
2013-05-16 12:28:52 PM  
Expect more of this
 
2013-05-16 12:40:47 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Expect more of this


Nope, at a certain point it would be more profitable to start mass executing people and harvesting their organs.  They'll find a reason... "protect our freedom"
 
2013-05-16 12:46:44 PM  
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Ma would make a great hipster t-shirt
 
2013-05-16 12:57:08 PM  
Historical revisionists have, of course, reached the conclusion that Ma Barker's main role in the gang was to provide a screen for the gang's movements (what looks more innocent than an old lady and her boys?) and her efforts to keep her boys out of jail. She was probably not the mastermind that the press avidly made her out to be to add a touch of romance and mystery to coverage of the gang's activities.

But she certainly knew what was up and thus an accessory before or after the fact. And it gave her something to do besides bingo and knitting.
 
2013-05-16 01:25:51 PM  
Geezer Bandit?

drtfa
 
2013-05-16 05:27:11 PM  

chachi88: Geezer Bandit?

drtfa




Me neither.

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-05-16 09:38:08 PM  
Better health care in federal jail...
 
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