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(ABC)   Australian politician, while out for a morning jog through the national capital, gets into a nasty fight with kangaroo from opposition party and gets his ass kicked. This is why you always bring boxing gloves to a political showdown with a kangaroo   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 22
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2013-05-16 09:11:04 AM
Sufferin' succotash, it's a giant mouse!
 
2013-05-16 09:11:19 AM
On my last trip to Melbourne, I picked up a few good luck kangaroo scrotums to bring back as gifts.

I was expecting them to be fuzzy and soft, like kangaroo scrotums usually are, but they were tough and leathery without any hair at all.

It's the thought that counts, I guess.
 
2013-05-16 09:11:31 AM
So 27 everyday occurrences in Australia. Attacked by kangaroos while jogging.

/Must be Australia Day on here
 
2013-05-16 09:12:52 AM
His mommy had to fix his boo boo?
 
2013-05-16 09:14:12 AM

FrancoFile: Sufferin' succotash, it's a giant mouse!


I see my talents aren't needed here.
 
2013-05-16 09:14:39 AM
How farking unaware of your surroundings do you have to be to run into a grazing kangaroo?
 
2013-05-16 09:19:17 AM

abhorrent1: His mommy had to fix his boo boo?


Not exactly but:

Moments later, a passer-by noticed Rattenbury was injured and drove him home. His mother heard of her son's plight on a radio news bulletin and took him to a hospital, where a nurse cleaned his wounds and gave him a tetanus shot.

So ACT's trash pickup king doesn't get paid enough to move out of mom's house? Can't he rifle through for some bottles to recycle and go find himself an apartment?
 
2013-05-16 09:19:51 AM
Rick Perry would have shot it.
 
2013-05-16 09:27:12 AM

Jacob_Roberson: abhorrent1: His mommy had to fix his boo boo?

Not exactly but:

Moments later, a passer-by noticed Rattenbury was injured and drove him home. His mother heard of her son's plight on a radio news bulletin and took him to a hospital, where a nurse cleaned his wounds and gave him a tetanus shot.

So ACT's trash pickup king doesn't get paid enough to move out of mom's house? Can't he rifle through for some bottles to recycle and go find himself an apartment?


That and, doesn't he drive? He had a few scratches. It's not like the Kangaroo ripped his leg off. This guy sounds like a pussy.
 
2013-05-16 09:42:11 AM
Boxing gloves? No. They bring a kangaroo, you bring a dingo. THAT'S the Austrailia way.
 
2013-05-16 10:24:47 AM

abhorrent1: This guy sounds like a pussy.


Speaking of which, did you know the kangaroo's pouch is its pussy? Avert your eyes, perverts.
 
2013-05-16 10:42:28 AM
So get a band aid... or from the looks of it, just wipe it off and let it dry.

This is news worthy?
 
2013-05-16 10:47:50 AM
Everyone here thought Rick Perry was a dumbass for bringing his giant six gun along with him while jogging. Well, libulardos, you must feel like idiot pussies now, amirite?
 
2013-05-16 11:17:25 AM
This is why Gov. Chris Christie never goes jogging. (He does waddle).
 
2013-05-16 11:29:59 AM
It's a giant mouse.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-16 11:41:14 AM
Not mine but seems appropriate
i1200.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-16 12:23:19 PM
Kangaroos can't hop backwards.

/Thanks Tosh
 
2013-05-16 12:54:50 PM
Tie me Kangaroo down sport!
/got nuthin
 
2013-05-16 01:27:35 PM
THE CRAZY MOOSE IS LOOSE IN THE HOOSE!
 
2013-05-16 02:08:10 PM
Am I the only Farker puzzled as to why the dude shaves his legs?  I can see the hospital shaving around the injury but both legs appear completely shaved.  NTTAWWT
 
2013-05-16 02:39:25 PM

caddisfly: Am I the only Farker puzzled as to why the dude shaves his legs?  I can see the hospital shaving around the injury but both legs appear completely shaved.  NTTAWWT


He's probably a cyclist. It makes road rash less painful and is better for getting massages. Plus being super hairy is just gross.
 
2013-05-16 11:21:40 PM
Hospital? Seriously?

FFS hospital should be for treating actual injuries.
He needed cotton buds, some antiseptic and a big mug of Man the fark Up
 
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