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(TMZ)   Bikini worn by Farrah Abraham in her sex tape is up for sale on eBay   (tmz.com) divider line 98
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2013-05-16 08:23:02 AM  
Is she that hard up for cash?
 
2013-05-16 08:25:40 AM  
Has it been washed? This is important.
 
2013-05-16 08:28:25 AM  
Who?
 
2013-05-16 08:37:47 AM  
Good god.
 
2013-05-16 09:13:23 AM  

gilatrout: Has it been washed? This is important.


The listing says no.

/vital information indeed
 
2013-05-16 09:16:00 AM  
But did she put it back on after Deen railed her in the bad place?  Or was it off and on the floor before anything really filthy occurred?  I mean, that's at least what, $300 in difference?

/not a connoisseur of cast of porn clothing
//suppose I could be with a little training...
 
2013-05-16 09:55:48 AM  

doglover: Who?

 
2013-05-16 09:56:53 AM  
It isnt a sex tape. It is a porno. Big difference.
 
2013-05-16 09:57:21 AM  
If there is one thing we all need is used clothes covered in santorum
 
2013-05-16 09:59:49 AM  
I own the ruby slippers worn by Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz. I would be willing to trade them and even throw in a little cash, if necessary.
 
2013-05-16 10:01:58 AM  
She's taking "whore yourself out" to a new level. Bravo, you white trash drain on society.
 
2013-05-16 10:03:14 AM  
It's no longer for sale...
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-16 10:04:28 AM  
Looks like a G Quagmire from Rhode Island put a $50 bid on it.
 
2013-05-16 10:21:24 AM  

gilatrout: Has it been washed? This is important.


TFA : "The bikini shows overt signs of wear, including fake tan stains and glitter from Farrah's body lotion.
"Farrah's bikini ... straight off Farrah's body and into your hands."

I would go with no.

If it doesn't smell of fish, I ain't buying.
 
2013-05-16 10:24:36 AM  
So after that article last week I went and checked out the video (for free). Not impressed, but she has a nice rack. That's about it.
 
2013-05-16 10:24:54 AM  
If you're going to be a porn star, be the best damn porn star you can be.
 
2013-05-16 10:26:49 AM  
Can we stop calling it a "sex tape?"  It was a porn shoot with a prominent male porn star and an entire crew filming.

She does have a bright future in porn.  She took it in the pooper like a champ for her first shoot.  There are porn starlets that have been in the industry for years that wouldn't attempt such a feat with Mr. Deen's penis.
 
2013-05-16 10:30:02 AM  
Seeing that she took it in the pooper, it should also be checked for skid marks.
 
2013-05-16 10:32:38 AM  
This is getting all kinds of horrifying.
 
2013-05-16 10:35:49 AM  
cdn.superbwallpapers.com
 
2013-05-16 10:36:45 AM  
I do not know who this person is, but fake tan and body glitter are involved so I think I'm fine with my ignorance on the matter.
 
2013-05-16 10:44:42 AM  
I though the sale of hazardous materials was against the policy of eBay?
 
2013-05-16 10:45:59 AM  

PsyLord: I though the sale of hazardous materials was against the policy of eBay?


Surely they irradiated it.
 
2013-05-16 10:58:16 AM  
I once knew a guy who was head over heels for Paris Hilton, he watched her porno probably every night if not twice a day. Some sick twisted is probably gona buy this after watching her porno just for a souvenir. Willing to bet the same guy gets busted for stalking her eventually.

/what really sucks is  Farrah  will get a reality TV show outa this crap and not go away now, Thanks a lot jerk offs - no really!
 
2013-05-16 11:10:12 AM  

Misconduc: I once knew a guy who was head over heels for Paris Hilton, he watched her porno probably every night if not twice a day. Some sick twisted is probably gona buy this after watching her porno just for a souvenir. Willing to bet the same guy gets busted for stalking her eventually.

/what really sucks is  Farrah  will get a reality TV show outa this crap and not go away now, Thanks a lot jerk offs - no really!


I wonder if the eBay listing is also available in Japan.  Cause they love shiat like this.
 
2013-05-16 11:12:24 AM  

PsyLord: Cause they love shiat like this.


Well put.
 
2013-05-16 11:15:08 AM  
If I'm going to spend $500+ on a bikini, it had better be a bikini worn by Abraham Lincoln, and not this skank.
 
2013-05-16 11:22:05 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: So after that article last week I went and checked out the video (for free). Not impressed, but she has a nice rack. That's about it.


I also checked it out.  I've definitely seen worse video, that's for sure.
 
2013-05-16 11:25:24 AM  

GavinTheAlmighty: antidisestablishmentarianism: So after that article last week I went and checked out the video (for free). Not impressed, but she has a nice rack. That's about it.

I also checked it out.  I've definitely seen worse video, that's for sure.


Worse sex tapes?  Probably because they were actual sex tapes and not professionally produced videos that included a famous pr0n star, a camera man, lighting equipment, etc.
 
2013-05-16 11:35:42 AM  

Brick-House: Seeing that she took it in the pooper, it should also be checked for skid marks.


or blood
 
2013-05-16 11:37:47 AM  
Still honestly dont get the difference between prostitution and porn, and i am on the legalization of prostitution side of things, she paid a guy to have sex with her, solicited his services, I am guess they had a filming permit and it made this legal?
 
2013-05-16 11:37:56 AM  

Misconduc: /what really sucks is Farrah will get a reality TV show outa this crap and not go away now, Thanks a lot jerk offs - no really!


She already had one, that's why she's "famous".
 
2013-05-16 11:39:02 AM  

karnal: Brick-House: Seeing that she took it in the pooper, it should also be checked for skid marks.

or blood


Santorum?
 
2013-05-16 11:40:05 AM  

karnal: Brick-House: Seeing that she took it in the pooper, it should also be checked for skid marks.

or blood


Nah, she's done that before, and she didn't mind her job much this time.
 
2013-05-16 11:44:17 AM  

skozlaw: I do not know who this person is, but fake tan and body glitter are involved so I think I'm fine with my ignorance on the matter.


I find body glitter strangely attractive. Obviously some trauma in my childhood.
 
2013-05-16 11:44:43 AM  

PsyLord: Worse sex tapes? Probably because they were actual sex tapes and not professionally produced videos that included a famous pr0n star, a camera man, lighting equipment, etc.


Sorry, I meant worse pornos.  I have definitely seen worse professional pornos than this one.
 
2013-05-16 11:50:13 AM  
That's a porno, not a sex tape.  Sex tapes are usually between two people in a relationship of some sort.
 
2013-05-16 11:53:05 AM  

WillofJ2: Still honestly dont get the difference between prostitution and porn, and i am on the legalization of prostitution side of things, she paid a guy to have sex with her, solicited his services, I am guess they had a filming permit and it made this legal?


Interesting point. Never thought of it that way.
 
2013-05-16 11:58:51 AM  

WillofJ2: Still honestly dont get the difference between prostitution and porn, and i am on the legalization of prostitution side of things, she paid a guy to have sex with her, solicited his services, I am guess they had a filming permit and it made this legal?


I've always wondered that myself. I guess next time you hire a prostitute jus record the sex. Oh no officer I was not soliciting a prostitue I was hiring an actress.
 
2013-05-16 12:08:43 PM  

Ring of Fire: WillofJ2: Still honestly dont get the difference between prostitution and porn, and i am on the legalization of prostitution side of things, she paid a guy to have sex with her, solicited his services, I am guess they had a filming permit and it made this legal?

I've always wondered that myself. I guess next time you hire a prostitute jus record the sex. Oh no officer I was not soliciting a prostitue I was hiring an actress.


I'm assuming that if you are filming something commercially, you will need to have the correct filming permits.
 
2013-05-16 12:12:07 PM  

The Muthaship: PsyLord: I though the sale of hazardous materials was against the policy of eBay?

Surely they irradiated it.


They did irradiate it. And don't call him shirley
 
2013-05-16 12:13:43 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-05-16 12:14:10 PM  

PsyLord: Ring of Fire: WillofJ2: Still honestly dont get the difference between prostitution and porn, and i am on the legalization of prostitution side of things, she paid a guy to have sex with her, solicited his services, I am guess they had a filming permit and it made this legal?

I've always wondered that myself. I guess next time you hire a prostitute jus record the sex. Oh no officer I was not soliciting a prostitue I was hiring an actress.

I'm assuming that if you are filming something commercially, you will need to have the correct filming permits.


Why wouldnt an escort service just market itself as a porn company, and basically just say included in our service is a video that you can take to market or destroy, I mean I dont know the fees and taxes, the wheres you are allowed to film porn, anyone know how much this guy was paid?
 
2013-05-16 12:15:41 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: [weknowmemes.com image 649x558]


exactly, is that family guy?
 
2013-05-16 12:16:34 PM  

WillofJ2: JohnnyCanuck: [weknowmemes.com image 649x558]

exactly, is that family guy?


Yes
 
2013-05-16 12:33:43 PM  

Ring of Fire: WillofJ2: Still honestly dont get the difference between prostitution and porn, and i am on the legalization of prostitution side of things, she paid a guy to have sex with her, solicited his services, I am guess they had a filming permit and it made this legal?

I've always wondered that myself. I guess next time you hire a prostitute jus record the sex. Oh no officer I was not soliciting a prostitue I was hiring an actress.


BTW, I saw on tv some advice as to how to spot an undercover cop.  You tell them you want them for some nude modeling.
 
2013-05-16 12:48:59 PM  
Smelly panties seems like it's a really popular fetish.  What if there are skid marks?  Is that a bonus?
 
2013-05-16 12:51:34 PM  

CynicalLA: Smelly panties seems like it's a really popular fetish.  What if there are skid marks?  Is that a bonus?


Cop: A pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute?
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
Cop: She had nine STDs
Quagmire: 45 bucks!
Cop: And when we caught her she wet herself
Quagmire: Fifty Bucks!
 
2013-05-16 01:12:30 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: CynicalLA: Smelly panties seems like it's a really popular fetish.  What if there are skid marks?  Is that a bonus?

Cop: A pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute?
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
Cop: She had nine STDs
Quagmire: 45 bucks!
Cop: And when we caught her she wet herself
Quagmire: Fifty Bucks!


Giggity.
 
2013-05-16 01:27:42 PM  

CynicalLA: JohnnyCanuck: CynicalLA: Smelly panties seems like it's a really popular fetish.  What if there are skid marks?  Is that a bonus?

Cop: A pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute?
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
Cop: She had nine STDs
Quagmire: 45 bucks!
Cop: And when we caught her she wet herself
Quagmire: Fifty Bucks!

Giggity.


easy Mr. Quagglechek
 
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