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2013-05-16 08:38:45 AM  
Analysis of calls to customer service?  The data may be skewed a bit.
 
2013-05-16 08:40:37 AM  
To be fair, we have good reason.  I mean come on, we LIVE IN F**KING OHIO.
 
2013-05-16 08:41:46 AM  
I'm working hard at turning Colorado navy, but even I can't do it by my farking self.
 
2013-05-16 08:41:55 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Analysis of calls to customer service?  The data may be skewed a bit.


I curse all the time to the automated system. Usually it puts you right through to a person with no wait.
 
2013-05-16 08:43:20 AM  
One of the states with the most amount of factories have a population that talks like factory workers. Film at 11.
 
2013-05-16 08:46:17 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: To be fair, we have good reason.  I mean come on, we LIVE IN F**KING OHIO.


What the f**k is that supposed to mean, you f**king s**t-a*s?

/I mean - go browns?
 
2013-05-16 08:47:12 AM  

aNihilV10L8tr: One of the states with the most amount of factories have a population that talks like factory workers. Film at 11.


Are they cussing factories?

/that's right, I went there.
 
2013-05-16 08:47:57 AM  
No farkin' way
 
2013-05-16 08:48:32 AM  
The Institute scanned for curse words from A to F to S.

Why stop at S?  Are there no curse words beginning with T-Z?

/can we get an Ohio tag already?
 
2013-05-16 08:50:00 AM  
I guess that's what farkin happens when your 2 nfl teams are the clowns & the bungles. Holy fark.
 
2013-05-16 08:50:36 AM  

aNihilV10L8tr: One of the states with the most amount of factories have a population that talks like factory workers. Film at 11.


Well we are a factory of sadness...

/grew up in Cleveland
//f*ck me, right?
 
2013-05-16 08:53:37 AM  
You try dealing with the Ohio Highway Patrol, Ohio drivers, and being Michigans driveway and see how your vocabulary evolves.

/Hell is real.
//The signs on I-71 & I-70 are redundant.
 
2013-05-16 08:53:43 AM  
Louisiana is fourth in both Courtesy and profanity. Thank you very much, motherfarkers.
 
2013-05-16 08:57:27 AM  
Massholes are the second least likely to f*cking swear? Shiat, what retard designed this piece of shiat survey?
 
2013-05-16 08:59:57 AM  
Thank God since 2004 Fark, Farker, Farking & Fark it has been added to my vocabulary and has probably kept me out of a lot of trouble.
 
2013-05-16 09:00:18 AM  
Ohioans has an extra 'h'?
 
2013-05-16 09:00:52 AM  

fruitloop: The Institute scanned for curse words from A to F to S.

Why stop at S?  Are there no curse words beginning with T-Z?

/can we get an Ohio tag already?


Rats.
Huge farking rats with dicks this big.
 
2013-05-16 09:01:46 AM  

ginandbacon: Massholes are the second least likely to f*cking swear? Shiat, what retard designed this piece of shiat survey?


I would have guess either New Jersey or New York. Don't they swear as a polite formality?
 
2013-05-16 09:02:35 AM  

ginandbacon: Massholes are the second least likely to f*cking swear? Shiat, what retard designed this piece of shiat survey?


I'm thinking the data was compiled incorrectly for the report, because Massholes are generally short-tempered, impatient, and prone to dropping F-bombs.
 
2013-05-16 09:02:48 AM  
Washington is the least cussiest?  I call bull shiat on that.
 
2013-05-16 09:06:49 AM  

stuhayes2010: Ohioans has an extra 'h'?


I was about to disagree with the author, but I see we got second place. That's only because we don't generally curse at strangers on the phone. Come to a barbeque some time, though.
 
2013-05-16 09:08:36 AM  
Having just spent 2 weeks there, I can attest to the validity of this claim.
 
2013-05-16 09:10:41 AM  

vudukungfu: fruitloop: The Institute scanned for curse words from A to F to S.

Why stop at S?  Are there no curse words beginning with T-Z?

/can we get an Ohio tag already?

Rats.
Huge farking rats with dicks this big.


No, Texas before Ohio.
 
2013-05-16 09:12:33 AM  
YOU CAN ALL GO F*CK YOURSELVES. IT'S PART OF OUR F*CKING OHIO CHARM.
 
2013-05-16 09:14:44 AM  

aevorea: ginandbacon: Massholes are the second least likely to f*cking swear? Shiat, what retard designed this piece of shiat survey?

I'm thinking the data was compiled incorrectly for the report, because Massholes are generally short-tempered, impatient, and prone to dropping F-bombs.


F*ck you! We are not f*cking ill-tempered, you f*cking asshole!

But the F word generally does make it into every sentence I say. Usually more than once.
 
2013-05-16 09:16:02 AM  
Sad reality of life:  No matter where you intend to go in your life, at one point or another you WILL find yourself in Ohio for a time.  There are no exceptions to this.
 
2013-05-16 09:18:59 AM  
G*D*MN right we F*CKING swear.

/OHIO!
//Old Iroquois word for "Go F*CK yourself"
 
2013-05-16 09:19:47 AM  

nekom: Sad reality of life:  No matter where you intend to go in your life, at one point or another you WILL find yourself in Ohio for a time.  There are no exceptions to this.


Yeah, 'cause Pennsylvania is SO much better.
 
2013-05-16 09:21:41 AM  

Cold_Sassy: nekom: Sad reality of life:  No matter where you intend to go in your life, at one point or another you WILL find yourself in Ohio for a time.  There are no exceptions to this.

Yeah, 'cause Pennsylvania is SO much better.


We're a COMMONWEALTH.  Doesn't get much better than that.
 
2013-05-16 09:21:53 AM  
Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?
 
2013-05-16 09:22:02 AM  

nekom: Sad reality of life:  No matter where you intend to go in your life, at one point or another you WILL find yourself in Ohio for a time.  There are no exceptions to this.


Sadly it's happened to me a few times...
 
2013-05-16 09:25:21 AM  
We're number 1, we're f#$&%ING number1!
 
2013-05-16 09:28:16 AM  
 
2013-05-16 09:28:19 AM  

EviLincoln: YOU CAN ALL GO F*CK YOURSELVES. IT'S PART OF OUR F*CKING OHIO CHARM.


LOL!
 
2013-05-16 09:31:18 AM  

I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?


Don't you live in Indiana, Ohio's little retarded brother?
 
2013-05-16 09:32:41 AM  

nekom: Cold_Sassy: nekom: Sad reality of life:  No matter where you intend to go in your life, at one point or another you WILL find yourself in Ohio for a time.  There are no exceptions to this.

Yeah, 'cause Pennsylvania is SO much better.

We're a COMMONWEALTH.  Doesn't get much better than that.


Yeah, so is Kentucky.
 
2013-05-16 09:38:56 AM  

EviLincoln: I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?

Don't you live in Indiana, Ohio's little retarded brother?


Every state that hasn't set a river on fire step forward. Not so fast Buckeyes.
 
2013-05-16 09:50:27 AM  
Is it because we added "M*ch*g*n" to our list of swear words?

image.spreadshirt.com
 
2013-05-16 09:50:53 AM  
I cuss at Buckeyes all the time. They can't farking drive! Most of them also think the pretty blue spaces in the front of the parking lot are for them.
 
2013-05-16 09:51:23 AM  

I_C_Weener: EviLincoln: I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?

Don't you live in Indiana, Ohio's little retarded brother?

Every state that hasn't set a river on fire step forward. Not so fast Buckeyes.


That was  so 1969.  Time to move on,dear.  We can help you find a good therapist...
 
2013-05-16 09:54:14 AM  

I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?


*Psst*

Ohio has had 21 astronauts

California has had 23

New York has had 30
 
2013-05-16 09:57:11 AM  

Burr: California has had 23


Texas has had 23 as well
 
2013-05-16 09:57:53 AM  

Burr: I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?

*Psst*

Ohio has had 21 astronauts

California has had 23

New York has had 30


Don't ruin a good joke with facts.
 
2013-05-16 10:19:53 AM  

Burr: Is it because we added "M*ch*g*n" to our list of swear words?

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In all fairness, you guys are correct.  I don't know if it's for football reasons or where your hate stems from, but I went to Michigan a few years ago for a wedding and on my way back, for the first time ever I said "Thank GOD I'm in Ohio!"

/seriously Michigan, WTF?
 
2013-05-16 10:24:05 AM  

I_C_Weener: Burr: I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?

*Psst*

Ohio has had 21 astronauts

California has had 23

New York has had 30

Don't ruin a good joke with facts.


That is from Wiki, According to NASA, Ohio has had 25.

Also, Ohio is second in number of Presidents (7) following Virginia (8)...of course, you could also argue that Virginia wasn't technically a state when some of its presidents were born...
 
2013-05-16 10:29:37 AM  

nekom: Burr: Is it because we added "M*ch*g*n" to our list of swear words?

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In all fairness, you guys are correct.  I don't know if it's for football reasons or where your hate stems from, but I went to Michigan a few years ago for a wedding and on my way back, for the first time ever I said "Thank GOD I'm in Ohio!"

/seriously Michigan, WTF?


I am actually an OSU grad.  The last riot at OSU from a Buckeyes/Wolverines game was during my Junior year I think (or at least the last one I heard of, would have been around 2003-2004).  I stayed in my apartment that night.

I am pretty low key when it comes to fandom.  I like to give a good ribbing, and it always makes my day better when we beat "that team up north", but I am in no way a die hard fan.
 
2013-05-16 10:30:19 AM  
I think they're still bitter over the Border War with Michigan where they think they won.  They got Toledo, Michigan got the mineral-rich U.P.  That's enough reason to curse.

Also, you can't spell C_CK_ _CKER without OSU.
 
2013-05-16 10:30:31 AM  

I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?


I don't know, what is it about Ohio that makes people want to advance scientific knowledge about our little corner of the universe?
 
2013-05-16 10:38:23 AM  

slayer199: I think they're still bitter over the Border War with Michigan where they think they won.  They got Toledo, Michigan got the mineral-rich U.P.  That's enough reason to curse.

Also, you can't spell C_CK_ _CKER without OSU.


Go Bucks! Blue S*cks!
 
2013-05-16 10:41:51 AM  
Ohio women are worse than Ohio men when it comes to trash talk.  BTW, it seems that half the women doing porn in LA are from Ohio.   Oh, Larry Flynt started Hustler magazine in Ohio.
 
2013-05-16 10:55:07 AM  

Fissile: Ohio women are worse than Ohio men when it comes to trash talk.  BTW, it seems that half the women doing porn in LA are from Ohio.   Oh, Larry Flynt started Hustler magazine in Ohio.


Heh, I did not know Catalina Cruz was from Ohio....
 
2013-05-16 10:55:37 AM  
Harrison, Harrison, Harding & Hayes. Garfield, Grant, McKinley & Taft.

That's 8, biatches.
 
2013-05-16 11:11:12 AM  
I've lived in MIssouri, Ohio, and Florida.  Ohio ain't that goddamn bad, motherfarkers.
 
2013-05-16 11:33:11 AM  
There's a farking reason for that, Subby; ever been to farking Ohio?
 
2013-05-16 11:41:46 AM  
Its the god damn mother farking cock sucking heart of it farking all.
 
2013-05-16 12:20:45 PM  

FSMFTMFW: Its the god damn mother farking cock sucking heart of it farking all.


^This

/And there is no farking h in farking Ohioan subby. Farker.
//Fark Meatchicken
///Motherfarkin' slashies!
 
2013-05-16 12:21:20 PM  
Well, at least they have a reason to swear, they are stuck in Ohio

blogs.wofford.edu

I remember back in the late 90's early 2000's there was sort of an unofficial slogan in the Dayton punk/industrial scene "fark you, I'm from Dayton". That kinda sums it up.

I was able to get out of Ohio and move to Oregon about 10 years ago and I still have friends that I love and miss from back there, but man, I am glad I finally realized I was allowed to leave (you would be surprised how many people in Ohio do not realize that is an option)
 
2013-05-16 12:56:42 PM  
My wife is from Scioto and has a profane vocabulary just like an .... an Ohioan. My GF is a Georgain and has two degrees in English. Helps me know who is on which side of me.
 
2013-05-16 01:13:38 PM  
thesearethings.com
 
2013-05-16 01:44:07 PM  

i.imgur.com

 
2013-05-16 02:30:40 PM  

jdmac: Well, at least they have a reason to swear, they are stuck in Ohio

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I remember back in the late 90's early 2000's there was sort of an unofficial slogan in the Dayton punk/industrial scene "fark you, I'm from Dayton". That kinda sums it up.

I was able to get out of Ohio and move to Oregon about 10 years ago and I still have friends that I love and miss from back there, but man, I am glad I finally realized I was allowed to leave (you would be surprised how many people in Ohio do not realize that is an option)


==============

Never been to Dayton, is it really that bad?
 
2013-05-16 02:38:24 PM  

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 640x473]


Actually, last time I checked, Ohio had more cities with a population over 100K than any other state in the country.  I'm not a hugely proud Ohioan, just wanted to point out the fact that there are a lot of cities between those cornfields.
 
2013-05-16 03:01:50 PM  

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 640x473]


*psst*

www.ohiodnr.com

www.georgianmanner.com

www.heartofhocking.com

home.roadrunner.com

Keep on farking that chicken....
 
2013-05-16 03:13:36 PM  
Besides Ohio, the only other state I have lived in is Florida. fark Florida, it farking sucks worth than farking Ohio, okay?

/Off my motherfarking lawn
//Just farking cut the farker.
 
2013-05-16 03:53:41 PM  

Ray44512: Besides Ohio, the only other state I have lived in is Florida. fark Florida, it farking sucks worth than farking Ohio, okay?

/Off my motherfarking lawn
//Just farking cut the farker.


I have been to various different states.  The most "exotic" one would be California (LA).  They each have their pros and cons and yes, Ohio isn't perfect, but it isn't anywhere close to the imaginary crap hole people make it out to be.  But hey, it is cool to hate on Ohio apparently.

I have never been to NY, and I would go to NY State, but I have no desire to step foot anywhere near NYC, it just isn't a place I would feel comfortable in.  Humanity wasn't designed to be that dense IMO.
 
2013-05-16 04:11:30 PM  

Burr: Ray44512: Besides Ohio, the only other state I have lived in is Florida. fark Florida, it farking sucks worth than farking Ohio, okay?

/Off my motherfarking lawn
//Just farking cut the farker.

I have been to various different states.  The most "exotic" one would be California (LA).  They each have their pros and cons and yes, Ohio isn't perfect, but it isn't anywhere close to the imaginary crap hole people make it out to be.  But hey, it is cool to hate on Ohio apparently.

I have never been to NY, and I would go to NY State, but I have no desire to step foot anywhere near NYC, it just isn't a place I would feel comfortable in.  Humanity wasn't designed to be that dense IMO.


================

Please stop.  I was born, raised and spent my entire life within a 15 miles radius of NYC.   When I was a kid in the 70s, my friend and I would spend the summer handing out advertising flyers in Times Square.  THE 70s!  When the place hit rock bottom.  It was never as dangerous as some of you flyover paranoiacs believe and it's much better now.

/Grow a pair
 
2013-05-16 04:39:28 PM  

Fissile: Burr: Ray44512: Besides Ohio, the only other state I have lived in is Florida. fark Florida, it farking sucks worth than farking Ohio, okay?

/Off my motherfarking lawn
//Just farking cut the farker.

I have been to various different states.  The most "exotic" one would be California (LA).  They each have their pros and cons and yes, Ohio isn't perfect, but it isn't anywhere close to the imaginary crap hole people make it out to be.  But hey, it is cool to hate on Ohio apparently.

I have never been to NY, and I would go to NY State, but I have no desire to step foot anywhere near NYC, it just isn't a place I would feel comfortable in.  Humanity wasn't designed to be that dense IMO.

================

Please stop.  I was born, raised and spent my entire life within a 15 miles radius of NYC.   When I was a kid in the 70s, my friend and I would spend the summer handing out advertising flyers in Times Square.  THE 70s!  When the place hit rock bottom.  It was never as dangerous as some of you flyover paranoiacs believe and it's much better now.

/Grow a pair


I think he/she was referring to population density, not crime.
 
2013-05-16 05:11:44 PM  

Fissile: Never been to Dayton, is it really that bad?


I spent a few years in Dayton when I was young. You could go outside at the high school during lunch and buy any kind of drug you wanted.
Also, those aliens from Roswell are out in the hangar at Wright-Patterson AFB, and they might come back to life one day and summon help. My dad's friend saw them.
 
2013-05-16 07:18:23 PM  
Cincinnati is a beautiful city.  Some of the talk radio hosts are a bit nuts. Columbus is nice. But if I lived in Sandusky, I'd cuss too.
 
2013-05-16 07:32:13 PM  
i.imgur.com

And there is no way in hell that Pennsylvania is not even in the "farking profane" category.
 
2013-05-16 07:49:16 PM  
I lived in Texas for a number of years and man can those *(&(*&%$#!@@!!@ Cuss!

Pennsylvania seems very polite so far.
 
2013-05-16 11:29:00 PM  
I noticed that Maryland is #2 for cussing and #3 for please-and-thank-you. Apparently they will politely say "Please go fark yourself. Thank you."

/I've spent 50 plus years in Ohio so you can just plain go fark yourself, shiathead.
 
2013-05-17 07:49:14 AM  

Fissile: Please stop.  I was born, raised and spent my entire life within a 15 miles radius of NYC.   When I was a kid in the 70s, my friend and I would spend the summer handing out advertising flyers in Times Square.  THE 70s!  When the place hit rock bottom.  It was never as dangerous as some of you flyover paranoiacs believe and it's much better now.

/Grow a pair


And there is that famous NYC arrogance. Get over yourself. I never said "I don't feel safe" because I have faced more dangers then simple crime in NYC.  I have had to deal with tweaking meth heads, drug dealers, and the KKK, not to mention being chased by a bull and rolling a tractor over.  No place is truly safe.

Buttknuckle: I think he/she was referring to population density, not crime.


Bingo.  I am not a fan of large crowds, not enough control of the situation.  I grew up on a farm, and my closest neighbor was a half mile away (through a forest, so I couldn't see them), and the county population density is 128 sq/mi currently.  It just seems unnatural to me to be so densely populated.  Going to OSU in Columbus, Ohio for 5 years was enough for me (and that was only 750,000 people) and traveling to large cities makes me anxious and stressed out (I have had to go to LA and Atlanta for work).  Columbus doesn't even make the list of top 125 dense cities, the only one on the list from Ohio is Cleveland, and it is 118.
 
2013-05-17 08:15:42 AM  

Astorix: Cincinnati is a beautiful city.


Sure, if you like breathing brown air.

/that place gave me bronchitis
 
2013-05-17 01:29:03 PM  

Burr: Fissile: Please stop.  I was born, raised and spent my entire life within a 15 miles radius of NYC.   When I was a kid in the 70s, my friend and I would spend the summer handing out advertising flyers in Times Square.  THE 70s!  When the place hit rock bottom.  It was never as dangerous as some of you flyover paranoiacs believe and it's much better now.

/Grow a pair

And there is that famous NYC arrogance. Get over yourself. I never said "I don't feel safe" because I have faced more dangers then simple crime in NYC.  I have had to deal with tweaking meth heads, drug dealers, and the KKK, not to mention being chased by a bull and rolling a tractor over.  No place is truly safe.

Buttknuckle: I think he/she was referring to population density, not crime.

Bingo.  I am not a fan of large crowds, not enough control of the situation.  I grew up on a farm, and my closest neighbor was a half mile away (through a forest, so I couldn't see them), and the county population density is 128 sq/mi currently.  It just seems unnatural to me to be so densely populated.  Going to OSU in Columbus, Ohio for 5 years was enough for me (and that was only 750,000 people) and traveling to large cities makes me anxious and stressed out (I have had to go to LA and Atlanta for work).  Columbus doesn't even make the list of top 125 dense cities, the only one on the list from Ohio is Cleveland, and it is 118.


==============

Because arrogance is worse than being an anti-social paranoiac.
 
2013-05-17 02:12:59 PM  

Fissile: Because arrogance is worse than being an anti-social paranoiac.


"Better to remain silent and be thought an  fool asshole  than to speak and to remove all doubt."

/posting in a dead thread! wooo!
 
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