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(Some Guy)   F#&%*$# Ohiohans curse the most according to courtesy survey of all 50 states   (blog.marchex.com) divider line 76
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2013-05-16 08:38:45 AM  
Analysis of calls to customer service?  The data may be skewed a bit.
 
2013-05-16 08:40:37 AM  
To be fair, we have good reason.  I mean come on, we LIVE IN F**KING OHIO.
 
2013-05-16 08:41:46 AM  
I'm working hard at turning Colorado navy, but even I can't do it by my farking self.
 
2013-05-16 08:41:55 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Analysis of calls to customer service?  The data may be skewed a bit.


I curse all the time to the automated system. Usually it puts you right through to a person with no wait.
 
2013-05-16 08:43:20 AM  
One of the states with the most amount of factories have a population that talks like factory workers. Film at 11.
 
2013-05-16 08:46:17 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: To be fair, we have good reason.  I mean come on, we LIVE IN F**KING OHIO.


What the f**k is that supposed to mean, you f**king s**t-a*s?

/I mean - go browns?
 
2013-05-16 08:47:12 AM  

aNihilV10L8tr: One of the states with the most amount of factories have a population that talks like factory workers. Film at 11.


Are they cussing factories?

/that's right, I went there.
 
2013-05-16 08:47:57 AM  
No farkin' way
 
2013-05-16 08:48:32 AM  
The Institute scanned for curse words from A to F to S.

Why stop at S?  Are there no curse words beginning with T-Z?

/can we get an Ohio tag already?
 
2013-05-16 08:50:00 AM  
I guess that's what farkin happens when your 2 nfl teams are the clowns & the bungles. Holy fark.
 
2013-05-16 08:50:36 AM  

aNihilV10L8tr: One of the states with the most amount of factories have a population that talks like factory workers. Film at 11.


Well we are a factory of sadness...

/grew up in Cleveland
//f*ck me, right?
 
2013-05-16 08:53:37 AM  
You try dealing with the Ohio Highway Patrol, Ohio drivers, and being Michigans driveway and see how your vocabulary evolves.

/Hell is real.
//The signs on I-71 & I-70 are redundant.
 
2013-05-16 08:53:43 AM  
Louisiana is fourth in both Courtesy and profanity. Thank you very much, motherfarkers.
 
2013-05-16 08:57:27 AM  
Massholes are the second least likely to f*cking swear? Shiat, what retard designed this piece of shiat survey?
 
2013-05-16 08:59:57 AM  
Thank God since 2004 Fark, Farker, Farking & Fark it has been added to my vocabulary and has probably kept me out of a lot of trouble.
 
2013-05-16 09:00:18 AM  
Ohioans has an extra 'h'?
 
2013-05-16 09:00:52 AM  

fruitloop: The Institute scanned for curse words from A to F to S.

Why stop at S?  Are there no curse words beginning with T-Z?

/can we get an Ohio tag already?


Rats.
Huge farking rats with dicks this big.
 
2013-05-16 09:01:46 AM  

ginandbacon: Massholes are the second least likely to f*cking swear? Shiat, what retard designed this piece of shiat survey?


I would have guess either New Jersey or New York. Don't they swear as a polite formality?
 
2013-05-16 09:02:35 AM  

ginandbacon: Massholes are the second least likely to f*cking swear? Shiat, what retard designed this piece of shiat survey?


I'm thinking the data was compiled incorrectly for the report, because Massholes are generally short-tempered, impatient, and prone to dropping F-bombs.
 
2013-05-16 09:02:48 AM  
Washington is the least cussiest?  I call bull shiat on that.
 
2013-05-16 09:06:49 AM  

stuhayes2010: Ohioans has an extra 'h'?


I was about to disagree with the author, but I see we got second place. That's only because we don't generally curse at strangers on the phone. Come to a barbeque some time, though.
 
2013-05-16 09:08:36 AM  
Having just spent 2 weeks there, I can attest to the validity of this claim.
 
2013-05-16 09:10:41 AM  

vudukungfu: fruitloop: The Institute scanned for curse words from A to F to S.

Why stop at S?  Are there no curse words beginning with T-Z?

/can we get an Ohio tag already?

Rats.
Huge farking rats with dicks this big.


No, Texas before Ohio.
 
2013-05-16 09:12:33 AM  
YOU CAN ALL GO F*CK YOURSELVES. IT'S PART OF OUR F*CKING OHIO CHARM.
 
2013-05-16 09:14:44 AM  

aevorea: ginandbacon: Massholes are the second least likely to f*cking swear? Shiat, what retard designed this piece of shiat survey?

I'm thinking the data was compiled incorrectly for the report, because Massholes are generally short-tempered, impatient, and prone to dropping F-bombs.


F*ck you! We are not f*cking ill-tempered, you f*cking asshole!

But the F word generally does make it into every sentence I say. Usually more than once.
 
2013-05-16 09:16:02 AM  
Sad reality of life:  No matter where you intend to go in your life, at one point or another you WILL find yourself in Ohio for a time.  There are no exceptions to this.
 
2013-05-16 09:18:59 AM  
G*D*MN right we F*CKING swear.

/OHIO!
//Old Iroquois word for "Go F*CK yourself"
 
2013-05-16 09:19:47 AM  

nekom: Sad reality of life:  No matter where you intend to go in your life, at one point or another you WILL find yourself in Ohio for a time.  There are no exceptions to this.


Yeah, 'cause Pennsylvania is SO much better.
 
2013-05-16 09:21:41 AM  

Cold_Sassy: nekom: Sad reality of life:  No matter where you intend to go in your life, at one point or another you WILL find yourself in Ohio for a time.  There are no exceptions to this.

Yeah, 'cause Pennsylvania is SO much better.


We're a COMMONWEALTH.  Doesn't get much better than that.
 
2013-05-16 09:21:53 AM  
Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?
 
2013-05-16 09:22:02 AM  

nekom: Sad reality of life:  No matter where you intend to go in your life, at one point or another you WILL find yourself in Ohio for a time.  There are no exceptions to this.


Sadly it's happened to me a few times...
 
2013-05-16 09:25:21 AM  
We're number 1, we're f#$&%ING number1!
 
2013-05-16 09:28:16 AM  
 
2013-05-16 09:28:19 AM  

EviLincoln: YOU CAN ALL GO F*CK YOURSELVES. IT'S PART OF OUR F*CKING OHIO CHARM.


LOL!
 
2013-05-16 09:31:18 AM  

I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?


Don't you live in Indiana, Ohio's little retarded brother?
 
2013-05-16 09:32:41 AM  

nekom: Cold_Sassy: nekom: Sad reality of life:  No matter where you intend to go in your life, at one point or another you WILL find yourself in Ohio for a time.  There are no exceptions to this.

Yeah, 'cause Pennsylvania is SO much better.

We're a COMMONWEALTH.  Doesn't get much better than that.


Yeah, so is Kentucky.
 
2013-05-16 09:38:56 AM  

EviLincoln: I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?

Don't you live in Indiana, Ohio's little retarded brother?


Every state that hasn't set a river on fire step forward. Not so fast Buckeyes.
 
2013-05-16 09:50:27 AM  
Is it because we added "M*ch*g*n" to our list of swear words?

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2013-05-16 09:50:53 AM  
I cuss at Buckeyes all the time. They can't farking drive! Most of them also think the pretty blue spaces in the front of the parking lot are for them.
 
2013-05-16 09:51:23 AM  

I_C_Weener: EviLincoln: I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?

Don't you live in Indiana, Ohio's little retarded brother?

Every state that hasn't set a river on fire step forward. Not so fast Buckeyes.


That was  so 1969.  Time to move on,dear.  We can help you find a good therapist...
 
2013-05-16 09:54:14 AM  

I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?


*Psst*

Ohio has had 21 astronauts

California has had 23

New York has had 30
 
2013-05-16 09:57:11 AM  

Burr: California has had 23


Texas has had 23 as well
 
2013-05-16 09:57:53 AM  

Burr: I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?

*Psst*

Ohio has had 21 astronauts

California has had 23

New York has had 30


Don't ruin a good joke with facts.
 
2013-05-16 10:19:53 AM  

Burr: Is it because we added "M*ch*g*n" to our list of swear words?

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In all fairness, you guys are correct.  I don't know if it's for football reasons or where your hate stems from, but I went to Michigan a few years ago for a wedding and on my way back, for the first time ever I said "Thank GOD I'm in Ohio!"

/seriously Michigan, WTF?
 
2013-05-16 10:24:05 AM  

I_C_Weener: Burr: I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?

*Psst*

Ohio has had 21 astronauts

California has had 23

New York has had 30

Don't ruin a good joke with facts.


That is from Wiki, According to NASA, Ohio has had 25.

Also, Ohio is second in number of Presidents (7) following Virginia (8)...of course, you could also argue that Virginia wasn't technically a state when some of its presidents were born...
 
2013-05-16 10:29:37 AM  

nekom: Burr: Is it because we added "M*ch*g*n" to our list of swear words?

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In all fairness, you guys are correct.  I don't know if it's for football reasons or where your hate stems from, but I went to Michigan a few years ago for a wedding and on my way back, for the first time ever I said "Thank GOD I'm in Ohio!"

/seriously Michigan, WTF?


I am actually an OSU grad.  The last riot at OSU from a Buckeyes/Wolverines game was during my Junior year I think (or at least the last one I heard of, would have been around 2003-2004).  I stayed in my apartment that night.

I am pretty low key when it comes to fandom.  I like to give a good ribbing, and it always makes my day better when we beat "that team up north", but I am in no way a die hard fan.
 
2013-05-16 10:30:19 AM  
I think they're still bitter over the Border War with Michigan where they think they won.  They got Toledo, Michigan got the mineral-rich U.P.  That's enough reason to curse.

Also, you can't spell C_CK_ _CKER without OSU.
 
2013-05-16 10:30:31 AM  

I_C_Weener: Ohio is the birthplace of more astronauts than any other state. What the fark is is it about that state that makes people want to leave the planet?


I don't know, what is it about Ohio that makes people want to advance scientific knowledge about our little corner of the universe?
 
2013-05-16 10:38:23 AM  

slayer199: I think they're still bitter over the Border War with Michigan where they think they won.  They got Toledo, Michigan got the mineral-rich U.P.  That's enough reason to curse.

Also, you can't spell C_CK_ _CKER without OSU.


Go Bucks! Blue S*cks!
 
2013-05-16 10:41:51 AM  
Ohio women are worse than Ohio men when it comes to trash talk.  BTW, it seems that half the women doing porn in LA are from Ohio.   Oh, Larry Flynt started Hustler magazine in Ohio.
 
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