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(TMZ) Video Four words that have probably NEVER been used in a Fark Headline before: "Katie Holmes' Knee Vagina." (with sfw video)   (tmz.com) divider line 39
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2013-05-16 08:17:01 AM
Looks like a badly healed knee surgery scar.

/someone hasn't seen a vagina in a while
 
2013-05-16 08:24:18 AM

Bendal: Looks like a badly healed knee surgery scar.

/someone hasn't seen a vagina in a while


I'd be inclined to agree, if they hadn't shown her knee one step before that and it was completely  normal.

Hey, Farktographers - WTF makes an optical illusion like that?
 
2013-05-16 08:37:58 AM
I've got to re-take sex ed.
 
2013-05-16 08:45:44 AM
How empty and meaningless does your life have to be when you spend your day discussing "knee vaginas" in a meeting with coworkers? I'm surprised that that the entire staff of TMZ isn't gingers, considering all of them have had their souls completely sucked out.
 
2013-05-16 09:06:40 AM
i would not hit it.  Her vagina is way too sharp.
 
2013-05-16 09:10:44 AM
Subby, let me direct you October 12th's Fark Headline.
Tom Cruise falls to KNEES when he learns KATIE HOLMES has a VAGINA.
 
2013-05-16 09:10:49 AM
Ewwww, that is nasty.  No wonder I'm gay.
 
2013-05-16 09:19:24 AM
I use to worship Xenu and was Tom Cruise's beard, but then I took a vagina to the knee.
 
2013-05-16 09:31:08 AM
TMZ is your only source for badly formed derp.
 
2013-05-16 09:32:12 AM

puckrock2000: How empty and meaningless does your life have to be when you spend your day discussing "knee vaginas" in a meeting with coworkers? I'm surprised that that the entire staff of TMZ isn't gingers, considering all of them have had their souls completely sucked out.


THIS x10000000000000000000000000000000000

Seriously, it's called skin movement, which the picture snapped on the impact of her step.

They need to grow the hell up.
 
2013-05-16 09:32:48 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bendal: Looks like a badly healed knee surgery scar.

/someone hasn't seen a vagina in a while

I'd be inclined to agree, if they hadn't shown her knee one step before that and it was completely  normal.

Hey, Farktographers - WTF makes an optical illusion like that?


Ever see those slow motion films of people's faces getting hit with fast moving air?  Where their skin is shaking and convoluting?  Well girls, especially those that have had babies have lots of jiggly parts that fold and wiggle when they move.  The camera sees that at 1/500th of a second or less.
 
2013-05-16 09:33:55 AM
I'd scope that.
 
2013-05-16 10:15:45 AM
Fark TMZ and fark Fark for click whoring with them.

/this just in, still photos of a person in motion may distort that person's appearance, more on this breaking story as it develops
 
2013-05-16 10:30:51 AM
mammacake.com
 
2013-05-16 10:31:44 AM
I made it through 20 seconds. Those people shioudld kill themselves, or at least the voiceover guy should drop a rock on his foot or something, I don't know.
 
2013-05-16 10:46:46 AM

puckrock2000: How empty and meaningless does your life have to be when you spend your day discussing "knee vaginas" in a meeting with coworkers? I'm surprised that that the entire staff of TMZ isn't gingers, considering all of them have had their souls completely sucked out.


I liked the guy in the gray shirt who was hanging over one of the cubicles. His Grumpy Cat-grade expression could only be read as "So this is my life now, huh?"
 
2013-05-16 11:11:36 AM

Tremolo: I made it through 20 seconds. Those people shioudld kill themselves, or at least the voiceover guy should drop a rock on his foot or something, I don't know.


The only way I'd watch this show is IF the hosts/people making the show did a mass suicide... Would even fork out $99.99 (and some BS fee(s) tacked onto it) for Pay Per View to see it live (then dead).
 
2013-05-16 11:18:27 AM

puckrock2000: How empty and meaningless does your life have to be when you spend your day discussing "knee vaginas" in a meeting with coworkers? I'm surprised that that the entire staff of TMZ isn't gingers, considering all of them have had their souls completely sucked out.


How empty and meaningless does your life have to be when you watch a video of people spending their day discussing "knee vaginas" in a meeting with their coworkers?
 
2013-05-16 11:38:34 AM
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-16 12:30:28 PM
Why did they need to use a video to show off photographs?
 
2013-05-16 12:41:25 PM

Tremolo: I made it through 20 seconds. Those people shioudld kill themselves, or at least the voiceover guy should drop a rock on his foot or something, I don't know.


If the taliban blew up the TMZ offices and showed this video as the reason why, America would embrace them.
 
2013-05-16 12:58:14 PM

Bendal: Looks like a badly healed knee surgery scar.

/someone hasn't seen a vagina in a while


Do you like oysters?
 
2013-05-16 01:05:04 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

would hit it.
 
2013-05-16 01:09:31 PM
Its like in sex everytime the dick goes in its also a knee in the balls
 
2013-05-16 01:21:01 PM
"She doesn't actually have a vagina on her knee." - TMZ's resident physician
 
2013-05-16 01:42:24 PM
Sharp vagina. Would not hit.
 
2013-05-16 02:31:18 PM
4th hole?
 
2013-05-16 02:35:59 PM
Oh TMZ, you're irrelevant most of the time.
 
2013-05-16 03:10:56 PM

The Downfall: 4th hole?


Surprised I'm the first...

i521.photobucket.com

You all are slipping.
 
2013-05-16 03:19:37 PM
TMZ exemplifies most of what's wrong with this country
 
2013-05-16 04:39:52 PM

puckrock2000: How empty and meaningless does your life have to be when you spend your day discussing "knee vaginas" in a meeting with coworkers? I'm surprised that that the entire staff of TMZ isn't gingers, considering all of them have had their souls completely sucked out.


This

That office is my version of hell.
 
2013-05-16 06:04:41 PM
Badgers: graphic

I see Jesus!!
 
2013-05-16 08:02:31 PM
Damn.

She have an PCL transplant? They do total knee replacements with less damage than that.   I haven't see a nasty open scar like that in years.
 
2013-05-16 08:07:54 PM

imfallen_angel: puckrock2000: How empty and meaningless does your life have to be when you spend your day discussing "knee vaginas" in a meeting with coworkers? I'm surprised that that the entire staff of TMZ isn't gingers, considering all of them have had their souls completely sucked out.

THIS x10000000000000000000000000000000000

Seriously, it's called skin movement, which the picture snapped on the impact of her step.

They need to grow the hell up.


Unlike people who insist people with red hair have no souls. That's just fine. Ayup. No problem there. Nope. No similarity whatsoever. Pfft!
 
2013-05-16 09:28:36 PM

logieal: The Downfall: 4th hole?

Surprised I'm the first...

[i521.photobucket.com image 512x288]

You all are slipping.


'Leavin satisfied.

/giggity
//TMC and all the star-gayzers can DIAF, useless twats.
 
2013-05-16 10:22:19 PM
Wouldn't Knee Labia or Knee Vulva be more accurate?
 
2013-05-17 03:06:48 AM
Normally, this would be the "jumping the shark" moment for any magazine, but this is TMZ, where they take a still that catches skin movement and turn it into a pointless farkfest of horror and ridicule.

Who in the hell is paying these people?
 
2013-05-17 03:53:31 AM
FormlessOne:
Who in the hell is paying these people?

Satan.
 
2013-05-17 07:02:52 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
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