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2013-05-16 11:38:06 AM  
Not much in the way of flashes going on, but I'll take the excuse to stare at her face and her legs, and dream.
 
2013-05-16 11:40:57 AM  
I know it is sacrilege but in most untouched pictures no sexed up glamour shots she looks like a teenaged boy in the face
 
2013-05-16 11:44:31 AM  
man I am really bored. Not bored enough to click a daily mail link, but maaaaan
 
2013-05-16 11:44:41 AM  

The Voice of Doom: skozlaw
She still looks like an awkward little kid, just taller. And I agree with Shadow, this greenlight was stupid. Even for the entertainment tab.

And here I was, ready&about to post the rest of that photoshoot.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1056]


I think...I think I need to go change.
 
2013-05-16 11:48:04 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Shadow Blasko: What in the bloody hell was this greelit for?

The modmins want to see pictures of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?


We must have spent that in the nude Bea Arthur thread because at the time of your posting no one had yet made a reference to it.

I'd like to see the original below, of course.
 
2013-05-16 11:51:36 AM  

Zul the Magnificent: FlashHarry: she looks like she's 12. i really don't see the appeal.

She looks like she's 12.  Duh.


i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-16 12:00:46 PM  
She needs some C Cups and she would be hot, but right now she is a 6 out of 10.
 
2013-05-16 12:07:33 PM  

Shadow Blasko: (Maybe trollerific completely false headlines are to become the new norm. Have fun with that)


Maybe?  It's already happened.  Almost on every tab Fark has.
 
2013-05-16 12:10:23 PM  
Emma needs to take lessons from Anne Hathaway on how to transition from children's films to the general market.
 
2013-05-16 12:22:20 PM  
Women with curly hair keep their hair straight when they look better with curls. Her and Nicole Kidman should go back to their curly hair, they looked so good.
 
2013-05-16 12:24:32 PM  

skinink: Women with curly hair keep their hair straight when they look better with curls. Her and Nicole Kidman should go back to their curly hair, they looked so good.


I'm pretty sure that she wore a wig to play Hermione, at least in the early years.
 
2013-05-16 12:42:21 PM  

praymantis: She needs some C Cups and she would be hot, but right now she is a 6 out of 10.


Agreed. Women should should come with a minimum cup size of C. What a wonderful world that would be.
 
2013-05-16 12:43:47 PM  
I think she is one of the hottest girls on the planet.  And anyone who thinks she looks like a little boy must have their own problems.


/We get it, you married a fat girl and are trying to justify it to yourself by bringing down hot girls.
 
2013-05-16 12:49:36 PM  

FlashHarry: she looks like she's 12. i really don't see the appeal.


Dude, if this:

images.starpulse.com

Is what 12 year olds look like in your town, you need to give me the name of your local middle school
 
2013-05-16 12:53:37 PM  

praymantis: She needs some C Cups and she would be hot, but right now she is a 6 out of 10.


6 out of 10?  Dude, I know, right...bleeech!

www2.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-05-16 12:53:45 PM  
PizzaJedi81:
Crewmannumber6: She still looks only slightly above average to me

And yet, if she wanted to fark your brains out, you wouldn't say no, would you?


That's because he doesn't actually know what "average" means.  She's not any better looking than most upper-working-class to middle-class women her age who've grown up with good nutrition, health and dental care... which means she's in the top 10% of female attractiveness already.

Cymbal:
Women should should come with a minimum cup size of C. What a wonderful world that would be.

Says you.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-16 12:56:49 PM  

Cymbal: praymantis: She needs some C Cups and she would be hot, but right now she is a 6 out of 10.

Agreed. Women should should come with a minimum cup size of C. What a wonderful world that would be.


A man who shares my vision!
 
2013-05-16 01:15:16 PM  
The Daily Fail doesn't know what a midriff is.
 
2013-05-16 01:18:47 PM  

Alphax: skinink: Women with curly hair keep their hair straight when they look better with curls. Her and Nicole Kidman should go back to their curly hair, they looked so good.

I'm pretty sure that she wore a wig to play Hermione, at least in the early years.


We're not supposed to talk about the merkin.
 
2013-05-16 01:47:24 PM  

ThrnPhl: She looks like a 12 year old boy in drag.


I need to start farking more 12 year old transvestites then.
 
2013-05-16 01:58:57 PM  
a hint of midriff

Is TFA writer 12?
 
2013-05-16 02:00:51 PM  
That's a fairly feminin looking young man.
 
2013-05-16 02:15:59 PM  

Crewmannumber6: PizzaJedi81: Crewmannumber6: She still looks only slightly above average to me

And yet, if she wanted to fark your brains out, you wouldn't say no, would you?

I've been married 27 years, my dick gets hard when the wind blows


Not at your age it doesn't.
 
2013-05-16 02:20:46 PM  

FlashHarry: she looks like she's 12. i really don't see the appeal.


Twelve? Here's what she looked like at twelve.
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-16 02:29:19 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: FlashHarry: she looks like she's 12. i really don't see the appeal.

Dude, if this:

[images.starpulse.com image 321x591]

Is what 12 year olds look like in your town, you need to give me the name of your local middle school


ZOMG HER BOOBIES ARE LESS THAN DD, SHE MUST BE TWELVE!
 
2013-05-16 02:31:24 PM  
LowbrowDeluxe
I think...I think I need to go change.


Are you done?

cuz..

i.imgur.com
----
i.imgur.com
rescaled to Fark width->click to see double sized

----
i.imgur.com
----
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-16 02:34:34 PM  

The Voice of Doom: cuz..


that second one looks terrifically obscene.
 
2013-05-16 02:41:02 PM  

The Voice of Doom: cuz..


Spank Bank overload.  Thank you.
 
2013-05-16 02:59:08 PM  
Ctrl-Alt-Del:

Is what 12 year olds look like in your town, you need to give me the name of your local middle school

ok, maybe 14.
 
2013-05-16 03:13:37 PM  

The Voice of Doom: LowbrowDeluxe
I think...I think I need to go change.

Are you done?

cuz..

[i.imgur.com image 800x1056]
----
[i.imgur.com image 850x561]
rescaled to Fark width->click to see double sized
----
[i.imgur.com image 800x1056]
----
[i.imgur.com image 447x599]


I just made a noise like the crazy professor guy from the Simpsons.  Brb again.
 
2013-05-16 03:17:23 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: FlashHarry: she looks like she's 12. i really don't see the appeal.

Dude, if this:

[images.starpulse.com image 321x591]

Is what 12 year olds look like in your town, you need to give me the name of your local middle school


Play nice with the chubby chasers. They have needs too.

/Sometimes ya just got ta sink the old harpoon.
 
2013-05-16 03:19:11 PM  
I'm glad she doesn't do anything for me.  Mostly because she looks like my sister and that would weird.
 
2013-05-16 03:23:12 PM  

Crewmannumber6: PizzaJedi81: Crewmannumber6: She still looks only slightly above average to me

And yet, if she wanted to fark your brains out, you wouldn't say no, would you?

I've been married 27 years, my dick gets hard when the wind blows


[FISTBUMP.JPG]

/Married 28 years in August
 
2013-05-16 03:35:48 PM  

abhorrent1: I'm glad she doesn't do anything for me.  Mostly because she looks like my sister and that would weird.


You realize what happens now, right?
 
2013-05-16 03:47:53 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: You realize what happens now, right?


He accidentlies the whole thing?
 
2013-05-16 03:49:22 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: abhorrent1: I'm glad she doesn't do anything for me.  Mostly because she looks like my sister and that would weird.

You realize what happens now, right?


Everyone starts demanding a picture of his sister topless?

3horn
 
2013-05-16 03:52:00 PM  

Cyno01: ThrnPhl: She looks like a 12 year old boy in drag.

I need to start farking more 12 year old transvestites then.


"more"?
 
2013-05-16 03:52:12 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: LowbrowDeluxe: abhorrent1: I'm glad she doesn't do anything for me.  Mostly because she looks like my sister and that would weird.

You realize what happens now, right?

Everyone starts demanding a picture of his sister topless?

3horn


I'd settle for "in the process of removing her Hogwarts robe, showing off her Alohamoras."
 
2013-05-16 03:53:22 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: LowbrowDeluxe: abhorrent1: I'm glad she doesn't do anything for me.  Mostly because she looks like my sister and that would weird.

You realize what happens now, right?

Everyone starts demanding a picture of his sister topless?

3horn


I was thinking her phone number, but you're right, let's just skip that and the restraining order.
 
2013-05-16 03:59:27 PM  
She's a classy, smart actress and she looks completely out of place in that garish red dress.  The look on her face seems to indicate that she knows it.

I wish she'd get out of Hollywood and just go do real acting.
 
2013-05-16 04:05:46 PM  

Kibbler: She's a classy, smart actress and she looks completely out of place in that garish red dress.  The look on her face seems to indicate that she knows it.

I wish she'd get out of Hollywood and just go do real acting.


yeah, like her wizard comrade that fell in love with horses, just before poking their eyes out.  and, ha, ha... ha.

/ first time i read that play, i honestly thought he was laughing.  whoops.
 
2013-05-16 04:20:41 PM  
Scans thread for Inigo Montoya...

Scans thread for "does not work that way" guy...

Midriff?!
 
2013-05-16 04:22:39 PM  
You guys with the saved photoshoots of women are like Fark Heroes and stuff.
 
2013-05-16 04:24:25 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Cyno01: ThrnPhl: She looks like a 12 year old boy in drag.

I need to start farking more 12 year old transvestites then.

"more"?


i29.photobucket.com


MMMm that sounds delightful
 
2013-05-16 04:55:16 PM  

praymantis: She needs some C Cups and she would be hot, but right now she is a 6 out of 10.


Dude, you're the type of asshole who makes girls get implants that look and feel completely wrong.
 
2013-05-16 05:04:25 PM  

meanmutton: Ctrl-Alt-Del: LowbrowDeluxe: abhorrent1: I'm glad she doesn't do anything for me.  Mostly because she looks like my sister and that would weird.

You realize what happens now, right?

Everyone starts demanding a picture of his sister topless?

3horn

I'd settle for "in the process of removing her Hogwarts robe, showing off her Alohamoras."


I don't know if she looks just like her but for some reason when I see Emma Watson I think of her. Maybe it's just me.

Alright you perverts.
She has some sites out there because she an actress (SAG member). Mostly Musical theater. She's into the older stuff like Marylin Monroe, pin ups etc..
Here's one of her sites. Now don't dun goof and make me back trace you! Cause you know what the consequences will be! There will be no BIE.
I wouldn't even post this except it's already out there so...

http://willowschneider.carbonmade.com/
 
2013-05-16 05:17:12 PM  

Crewmannumber6: She still looks only slightly above average to me

 
2013-05-16 06:04:23 PM  

abhorrent1: Alright you perverts.
She has some sites out there because she an actress (SAG member). Mostly Musical theater. She's into the older stuff like Marylin Monroe, pin ups etc..
Here's one of her sites. Now don't dun goof and make me back trace you! Cause you know what the consequences will be! There will be no BIE.
I wouldn't even post this except it's already out there so...

http://willowschneider.carbonmade.com/


Well thanks for that.
You have a damn fine looking sister and she kinda reminds me of Emma, but neither are my sisters so..... imagination can run rampant
 
2013-05-16 07:47:45 PM  

abhorrent1: meanmutton: Ctrl-Alt-Del: LowbrowDeluxe: abhorrent1: I'm glad she doesn't do anything for me.  Mostly because she looks like my sister and that would weird.

You realize what happens now, right?

Everyone starts demanding a picture of his sister topless?

3horn

I'd settle for "in the process of removing her Hogwarts robe, showing off her Alohamoras."

I don't know if she looks just like her but for some reason when I see Emma Watson I think of her. Maybe it's just me.

Alright you perverts.
She has some sites out there because she an actress (SAG member). Mostly Musical theater. She's into the older stuff like Marylin Monroe, pin ups etc..
Here's one of her sites. Now don't dun goof and make me back trace you! Cause you know what the consequences will be! There will be no BIE.
I wouldn't even post this except it's already out there so...

http://willowschneider.carbonmade.com/


*fap fap fap*

tell her I said thanks!
 
2013-05-16 08:12:43 PM  

FlashHarry: she looks like she's 12. i really don't see the appeal.


Are her knees too sharp for you?
 
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