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2013-05-16 02:07:54 PM  

Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.


Done in one!

But since we're over 100 posts in, I'll toss out that God, Jesus and Zeus could tell the GOP to lay off Obama and they'd all be called RINOs and burnt in effigy as part of Fox News' "Fair and Balanced" coverage of whether or not Jesus is part of the liberal ploy to turn America into a secular totalitarian regime.

/that sentence REALLY got away from me
//but I'll be DAMNED if I'm in an editing mood!
 
2013-05-16 02:49:39 PM  

somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*


 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!
 
2013-05-16 03:05:53 PM  

Smoking GNU: somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!


IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!
 
2013-05-16 03:17:17 PM  
Once again:

If a group that is unapologetically anti-taxes applies to be tax exempt you should go out of your way to investigate their claim.

/common farking sense
 
2013-05-16 03:19:48 PM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!


Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)
 
2013-05-16 03:23:40 PM  

Celerian: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)


I am John Carney, now the press hates me
 
2013-05-16 03:32:30 PM  
I remember a friend telling that the Internet would one day result in people creating amazing pieces of collaborative art.

This thread just got me thinking how unlikely this is.
 
2013-05-16 03:36:49 PM  

KingKauff: Celerian: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me


He is John Carney, from a libby state!
 
2013-05-16 07:08:43 PM  

Smoking GNU: KingKauff: Celerian: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!


Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!
 
2013-05-16 07:26:42 PM  
Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)
 
2013-05-16 07:28:37 PM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: KingKauff: Celerian: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)


WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)
 
2013-05-16 07:33:12 PM  

Wessoman: ... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)


No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go
 
2013-05-16 10:38:22 PM  

somedude210: Wessoman: ... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go


It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!
 
2013-05-17 12:58:10 AM  

mrshowrules: I remember a friend telling that the Internet would one day result in people creating amazing pieces of collaborative art.

This thread just got me thinking how unlikely this is.


In terms of the professional world, it's done some amazing stuff.  As far as personal life is concerned, it's made us more callous, more lazy, and less socially adept.  I think it would be fun, but sadly not sustainable, to open a bar that was a Faraday cage.  Nothing but the company landline phone service going in or out.  No TVs, no cell-phone reception, etc.  People just needing to talk to each other and share their experiences over some food and drink.  It's amazing how people can no longer function without going through an electronic device.

CSB: I was just talking today with a guy at work about how when we first entered the work world (neither of us are even 40) we had a small library, several times the size of an average living room wall, filled with published datasheets for ICs from various manufacturers.  It was as much an art and science to be able to even find and select a given IC to perform a certain function in a circuit, and just get it narrowed down to a couple of contenders, as it was to do the actual engineering work.  Then it was several weeks of math and modelling to get to the point where you were ready to buy something to prototype a circuit.  Now?  Go to Digikey, Newark, or a handful of other sites, type in a basic function you need the part to perform, then just narrow it down by features you need, and within a couple minutes you've got it down to a couple contenders.  Then you hop online with your simulation software, download the models from the manufacturers, make up the circuit quick, and within a half hour you've got the part selected.  Amazing.  That's just in the last couple decades.  Literally, what used to take me weeks of work now takes a half hour, with better results.
 
2013-05-17 04:22:46 AM  

ginko: somedude210: Wessoman: ... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!


*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can loath me and leave me to die?

Oh GOP - Can't do this to me GOP

Just gotta get out - Just gotta get Obamacare implemented!
 
2013-05-17 06:12:24 AM  

Smoking GNU: ... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me and spit in my eye?

So y ...


Ohh yeah, Oohh yeah,
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters...to the GOOPPPppppppppppp
 
2013-05-17 06:24:07 AM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: ... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me and spit in

spit in my eye?

So you think you can loath me and leave me to die?

Oh GOP - Can't do this to me GOP

Just gotta get out - Just gotta get Obamacare implemented!

Ohh yeah, Oohh yeah,
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters...to the GOOPPPppppppppppp


Anyway bengazi blows.....
 
2013-05-17 07:13:23 AM  
I like where this thread went.
 
2013-05-17 07:17:26 AM  
Smoking GNU: ... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me and spit in
spit in my eye?

So you think you can loath me and leave me to die?

Oh GOP - Can't do this to me GOP

Just gotta get out - Just gotta get Obamacare implemented!

Ohh yeah, Oohh yeah,
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters...to the GOOPPPppppppppppp


Anyway bengazi blows.....


*gong*
 
2013-05-17 07:26:04 AM  
A special thanks to somedude210, wessoman, KingKauff, Celerian, Almost Everybody Pops, deeyablo, Carolus99, Pants full of Macaroni!!, clkeagle, Summercat and especially LasersHurt, for making all this possible!

This is the most fun i've ever had on a fark thread!

/+1 to all of you
 
2013-05-17 07:28:37 AM  
Oh, and also thanks to Ginko (late entry) and Wyalt Derp for the starter comment!
 
2013-05-17 07:40:36 AM  

Smoking GNU: A special thanks to somedude210, wessoman, KingKauff, Celerian, Almost Everybody Pops, deeyablo, Carolus99, Pants full of Macaroni!!, clkeagle, Summercat and especially LasersHurt, for making all this possible!

This is the most fun i've ever had on a fark thread!

/+1 to all of you


Smoking GNU: Oh, and also thanks to Ginko (late entry) and Wyalt Derp for the starter comment!


Ay, thanks to all of you for making this one of my favorite threads of mine ever greened. Now we just need to record this...
 
2013-05-17 07:45:03 AM  
Barachemian Rhapsody ^_^
 
2013-05-17 12:11:46 PM  
That was fun. This is the first time I tried a politics thread and they'll go downhill from here.
Thanks!
 
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