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2013-05-16 08:38:12 AM  
Of course the GOP will continue. They've put in so much political capital to promoting these 'scandals' that now they can't do anything but, regardless of what the facts are. In pokers terms, they are pot committed.

The flipside is that some on the left have done exactly the same thing and are equally committed to their side being right, regardless of any other considerations.
 
2013-05-16 08:38:45 AM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....


Mamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!
 
2013-05-16 08:39:16 AM  
Why hasn't God impeached Obama yet? I demand an investigation!
 
2013-05-16 08:41:19 AM  

EvilEgg: It worked with Clinton, the public got tired of the constant scandal, so decided to elect a Republican.


I don't care about the next election, I care about the interval between now and the next election.  Mint the coin and cut them out of the budget.  Press the nuclear option to stop the constant filibustering.  Focus on what can be done without GOP involvement and get the government working again.  The GOP can re-enter the process when their tantrum is over and they're willing to come to the table to do more than obstruct.

The GOP is in full outrage-mode anyway, so it's not like their reaction to the plan would even be recognizably different from what they're doing right now.  The only difference would be that their rage wouldn't translate into anything procedurally important.
 
2013-05-16 08:41:32 AM  

Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide


No escape from inanity.

:/
 
2013-05-16 08:42:26 AM  
What is this guy's problem?

/me parodying fark liberals parodying fark independents
 
2013-05-16 08:43:36 AM  

theknuckler_33: Rep. Vern Buchanan, R-Fla., said the resignation "is a necessary first step but more heads need to roll."

What a cock. Let's worry about fixing the problem later, I want blood!!!


That's nothing: Boehner is demanding prosecutions and jail time for all those involved. Not sure what crimes he wants them charged with: these groups were legitimately discriminated against, but a criminal penalty you could pursue hasn't been made apparant to me.

Look at Pigford v. Glickman. You had about 15 years worth of systematic bias against minority farmers by the Department of Agriculture... and nobody went to jail. No, it's not because the claims were illegitimate, it's because ultimately it was a civil matter.
 
2013-05-16 08:44:56 AM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: EvilEgg: It worked with Clinton, the public got tired of the constant scandal, so decided to elect a Republican.

I don't care about the next election, I care about the interval between now and the next election.  Mint the coin and cut them out of the budget.  Press the nuclear option to stop the constant filibustering.  Focus on what can be done without GOP involvement and get the government working again.  The GOP can re-enter the process when their tantrum is over and they're willing to come to the table to do more than obstruct.

The GOP is in full outrage-mode anyway, so it's not like their reaction to the plan would even be recognizably different from what they're doing right now.  The only difference would be that their rage wouldn't translate into anything procedurally important.


As much as I think the GOP are being unrepentant dickheads, I have to disagree.  You can't completely silence the minority
 
2013-05-16 08:45:32 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Obama's best bet is to actually goad them in to impeaching.


I get junk emails from people like RightMarch that demand, since a bunch of mid-level flunkies decided to throw the entire bureaucracy at a bunch of Cincinatti-area tea-party organizations, we must IMPEACH 0BAMA NAOUH!!!!1

Sheesh. :/
 
2013-05-16 08:51:19 AM  

Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!


Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead
 
2013-05-16 08:52:36 AM  
The Republican led house has not introduced a single bill to improve embassy security. They will not introduce a single bill to try to stop something like the AP info grab.

They don't really care about any of this.
 
2013-05-16 08:53:06 AM  
The GOP has lost its mind.  Look at the last two democratic presidents.  They actually managed to impeach President Clinton over a completely trumped up "scandal" that ultimately involved him not being honest about getting a BJ from an intern.

Then, there's eight years of Bush, which was chock full of lying, political favoritism and political retaliation.  Hell, the administration lied its way into a war in which over 4,000 Americans were killed.   But the GOP was ok with it because it's their guy.

Now you get to Obama, who has been extremely centrist, and, in reality, more right leaning than clinton.  Nonetheless, the GOP faithful absolutely hate him just because he doesn't have an R next to his name.  So they've been trying to cook up a huge scandal ever since he got into office.

First it was Solyndra.  Then it was the birth certificate, then it was ... well, you name it.  My point is, it has all been unadulterated bullshiat.  Benghazi was never a "scandal."  At most, it was a failure to recognize a rapidly unfolding dangerous situation, and a somewhat bungled explanation of it from the government.  But it's not like the administration got these people killed.  Crazy shiat like this happens in unstable countries.  it sucks, but it happens.  Just because something bad happened doesn't mean that automatically it was some "scandal."

I'm just tired of this shiat.  I think the whole country is tired of this shiat.  The GOP isn't interested in policymaking or governing.  It's interesting in grandstanding, perpetuating its hold on power, and trying to undermine its opponent at every opportunity.  If a political party's number one goal is to damage their opponent politically rather than effectively govern the country, then it has no place in the government.   Our country is farked if we keep electing people who are more Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, than they are Barry Goldwater or Dwight Eisenhower.
 
2013-05-16 08:53:37 AM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead


OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!
 
2013-05-16 08:53:44 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.


Profiling isn't always bad, depends on whether you profile based on what someone did or a characteristic inherent to the person.  In other words, a bank guard should probably be paying attention to two guys wearing trench-coats and balaclavas (something they chose), and that would be profiling.  A bank guard paying attention to two guys because of race (something inherent) is also profiling, and is offensive.  Profiling based on things like race is also pretty stupid.

So, to recap, profiling because an application for tax exempt status has an overtly political name (a choice) attached: acceptable if you're the IRS.  Specifically because the profiling is not based on something inherent to the applicants, but something they chose, the name.  I would also expect them to ask additional questions of a group filing a similar application with a name like "Democratic Voters for Tomorrow".  Since there is no proof that conservatives were targeted because they were conservative (allegations are not a kind of proof), can we get back to not understanding Benghazi?

Cheers.
 
2013-05-16 08:54:21 AM  

Red Barchetta: Aaaaand this is the difference between the GOP/Obama and Dems/Bush.  I actually think the GOP might be able to get some of this (IRS/Benghazi/AP wiretapping) to stick on Obama.  Whereas after 8 years of Bush, Dems couldn't do anything to get Bush in trouble.  About the worst scandal to Bush's White House was Valerie Plame, and the only one who got busted was Scooter Libby.

Perhaps Dems are just incompetent when it comes to this sort of thing?


And entirely complicit in Republican's actions to trap them. Benghazi and the IRS were both caused in part by budget cuts pushed by the House and signed by Obama, while the AP emails were aided by the Patriot Act which had an 87% GOP support (vs 40% Dem support) on it's last vote for extension.
 
2013-05-16 08:56:25 AM  

EvilEgg: As much as I think the GOP are being unrepentant dickheads, I have to disagree.  You can't completely silence the minority


Who is silencing them?  They take the budget hostage and filibuster everything, and there are procedural maneuvers to get around both of these things.  It's not silencing them just because there are ways to circumvent the two things they happen to love the most.  If they focus their attention elsewhere, things progress as normal.

If they choose to do nothing but hold the budget hostage and filibuster, then they choose to silence themselves, correct?
 
2013-05-16 08:59:08 AM  

Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!


And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....
 
2013-05-16 08:59:35 AM  
ANYTHING to distract from the toxic waste...ANYTHING
 
2013-05-16 09:02:42 AM  

Copperbelly watersnake: The Republican led house has not introduced a single bill to improve embassy security. They will not introduce a single bill to try to stop something like the AP info grab.

They don't really care about any of this.



THIS 1000000X.  It's like people don't understand that the only point of congressional investigations is for congress to gather information for the legislative process.  In other words, that it's supposed to use that information to craft legislative policy.  But It's like people forget it is Congress' JOB to enact and amend legislation.

The GOP isn't in control of the house (and effectively in control of senate) for the purpose of promoting - let alone passing - any legislation.  It just uses Congress to obstruct, grandstand, and pursue frivolous investigations to create "news" and controversy for Foxnews and CNN to report.
 
2013-05-16 09:03:18 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Obama's best bet is to actually goad them in to impeaching.


You realize he would probably get impeached, right? The US has a 2 part process, impeachment only being the first part, and only requiring a simple majority in the house.
 
2013-05-16 09:06:31 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....


Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!
 
2013-05-16 09:08:50 AM  

Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!


I sometimes wish I'd never sequestered at alllllllll
 
2013-05-16 09:09:32 AM  

Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!


If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....
 
2013-05-16 09:11:15 AM  

Emposter: HotWingConspiracy: Obama's best bet is to actually goad them in to impeaching.

You realize he would probably get impeached, right? The US has a 2 part process, impeachment only being the first part, and only requiring a simple majority in the house.


Afterwards, the GOP will admit that presidenting while democrat is impeachable.
 
2013-05-16 09:13:06 AM  
In this thread, I learned what it might feel like for a mother to hate her child. What have I wrought?
 
2013-05-16 09:15:41 AM  

LasersHurt: In this thread, I learned what it might feel like for a mother to hate her child. What have I wrought?


i've been giggling my ass off since this started. XD
 
2013-05-16 09:19:20 AM  

Smoking GNU: LasersHurt: In this thread, I learned what it might feel like for a mother to hate her child. What have I wrought?

i've been giggling my ass off since this started. XD


Exactly, there's a knighthood for you when we finish this song and compile it ^_^
 
2013-05-16 09:19:35 AM  

Emposter: HotWingConspiracy: Obama's best bet is to actually goad them in to impeaching.

You realize he would probably get impeached, right? The US has a 2 part process, impeachment only being the first part, and only requiring a simple majority in the house.


I think his point is if they do choose to impeach on any of these issues he believes it will look petty to the American public and bolster his approval ratings the way impeachment helped Clinton, but bringing it to a vote only for it to fail will leave the GOP with egg on their faces since it will say "even the GOP majority House does not believe the president committed any high crimes or misdemeanors in this matter."

What the GOP wants is a Special Prosecutor: they need to have someone whose job it is to investigate any and everything the president does until he finds any violation of the law. Remember, the Monica Lewinsky scandal came out of investigation into land deals and a suicide.
 
2013-05-16 09:25:45 AM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....


Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!
 
2013-05-16 09:38:27 AM  

CarnySaur: The only way to stop a bad auditor with a calculator is a good auditor with a calculator.


+1
 
2013-05-16 09:58:03 AM  
We're going to see this sh*t every time there's a Democrat in the White House.
 
2013-05-16 10:00:22 AM  
Come on people! Don't leave me hanging.
 
2013-05-16 10:10:36 AM  

verbaltoxin: We're going to see this sh*t every time there's a Democrat in the White House.


But of course. Sometimes I think it's a deliberate plot to link "Democratic President" and "ineffective government" in the minds of the voting public.
 
2013-05-16 10:15:43 AM  
Epic thread is Epic!
 
2013-05-16 10:25:01 AM  
Two things are going to be the inevitable out come of all this.

1. They won't dare risk impeachment till after the 2014 election so as not to hurt the mid-term elections chances.

2. In the end they will do all this investigation and finally nail him on the fraudulent real estate related to Whitwater.

Stealing a page from the LBJ hand book, I believe, that recommends "I don't have to have any proof my opponent farks goats. I just want to hear him have to deny it"
 
2013-05-16 10:40:45 AM  
It would be so awesome if Hilary just ran as VP next election....just to negate the years of crap flinging.  Then, once most of the GOP is dead and forgotten, run for president in 2020.
 
2013-05-16 10:51:57 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.


I wonder how many of those organizations who were targeted were denied tax-exempt status as a result of this extra scrutiny....

Oh, right, farking none of them.
 
2013-05-16 10:57:04 AM  

Tamater: BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.

I wonder how many of those organizations who were targeted were denied tax-exempt status as a result of this extra scrutiny....

Oh, right, farking none of them.


That doesn't matter! They were made to prove their claims by the IRS. FARKING FACIST REGIME!
 
2013-05-16 11:10:21 AM  

Smoking GNU: Tamater: BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.

I wonder how many of those organizations who were targeted were denied tax-exempt status as a result of this extra scrutiny....

Oh, right, farking none of them.

That doesn't matter! They were made to prove their claims by the IRS. FARKING FACIST REGIME!


These political groups were forced to lie to show they weren't primarily political groups?  How terrible.
 
2013-05-16 11:10:47 AM  

Tamater: BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.

I wonder how many of those organizations who were targeted were denied tax-exempt status as a result of this extra scrutiny....

Oh, right, farking none of them.


Apart from one liberal group...
 
2013-05-16 11:34:05 AM  

Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!


John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....
 
2013-05-16 11:52:44 AM  

deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....


Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo
 
2013-05-16 12:03:09 PM  
The GOP manufactures scandals regardless of facts or context and the Democrats take it up the ass like the spineless jellyfish they are. Our 2-party system has become a diversion. While we fight each other, D v R, our so- called leaders collaborate with corporations to profit from every resource possible and amass their own wealth & power leaving the vast majority of Americans to rot. They don't even hide it! It's clearly visible to all who look!
 
2013-05-16 12:08:26 PM  

Smoking GNU: Tamater: BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.

I wonder how many of those organizations who were targeted were denied tax-exempt status as a result of this extra scrutiny....

Oh, right, farking none of them.

That doesn't matter! They were made to prove their claims by the IRS. FARKING FACIST REGIME!


Fire the whole IRS!

/These people are unbelievably pathetic
 
2013-05-16 12:09:01 PM  

FeFiFoFark: The GOP manufactures scandals regardless of facts or context and the Democrats take it up the ass like the spineless jellyfish they are. Our 2-party system has become a diversion. While we fight each other, D v R, our so- called leaders collaborate with corporations to profit from every resource possible and amass their own wealth & power leaving the vast majority of Americans to rot. They don't even hide it! It's clearly visible to all who look!


Agreed.  All these phony scandals.  Meanwhile HSBC is not being charged with laundering money for Iran.  That ties it quit well with your theory.
 
2013-05-16 12:12:03 PM  
real life....yes.... is this just fantasy?Caught in a whargarbleslideto escape from BENGHAZI!!!!Open your eyes, sheeple!Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeI'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi goLittle lies, little knownAnyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the deadOBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooGonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"
 
2013-05-16 12:14:34 PM  
Well fark, that'll teach me not to post from my phone
 
2013-05-16 12:20:45 PM  

Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"


Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)
 
2013-05-16 12:46:50 PM  

Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)


This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*
 
2013-05-16 01:52:00 PM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Have you figured it out yet, Obama? They'll never play nice with you. No amount of capitulation will ever earn you any more than what you're being given right now. It's time to finally give them something to complain about, and cut them entirely out of the process with every procedural trick in your arsenal.


Goddamn THIS. I want the GOP to experience the full power of this fully-operational black president.
 
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