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2013-05-16 08:03:01 AM  
My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.
 
2013-05-16 08:03:43 AM  

Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.


... is this real life
 
2013-05-16 08:04:42 AM  

LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life


....yes
 
2013-05-16 08:06:06 AM  

somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes


.... is this just fantasy?
 
2013-05-16 08:07:18 AM  
Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal
 
2013-05-16 08:07:30 AM  
Did any expect anything different?  I think the IRS and the AP thing are bringing back the Benghazi thing, because the press wants a trifecta.

The GOP's problem is that they are going to lead with Benghazi, which isn't a scandal.  That's going to kill their whole chance at impeachment.

 They can't go with the AP thing, they like government intrusion too much.  I think their best bet is the IRS one, no one is going to step up to defend the IRS, but sadly the guy who it points to was appointed by Bush.
 
2013-05-16 08:08:31 AM  

Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?


Caught in a whargarbleslide
 
2013-05-16 08:08:43 AM  
The only way to stop a bad auditor with a calculator is a good auditor with a calculator.
 
2013-05-16 08:09:27 AM  

LasersHurt: is this real life


 Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go A little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me Lyrics from

I think the problem for the GOP is that they are so unwilling to work with the president that they scream impeach at every turn.  "The presidents state of the union speech had six, yes six sentences that ended in a preposition.  Clearly he is unfit and I'm filing impeachment papers in the morning."
 
2013-05-16 08:09:54 AM  
These details were not mentioned by the president as he announced Wednesday evening Miller was resigning.

RESIGNATION-GHAZI!!!!
 
2013-05-16 08:10:14 AM  

Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide


Certain escape from reality!
 
2013-05-16 08:10:17 AM  

LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life


Is this just fantasy?
 
2013-05-16 08:10:33 AM  

LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life


is it  going to be like this forever?
 
2013-05-16 08:10:38 AM  

Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide


No escape to reality.
 
2013-05-16 08:11:12 AM  

Cheron: I think the problem for the GOP is that they are so unwilling to work with the president that they scream impeach at every turn.  "The presidents state of the union speech had six, yes six sentences that ended in a preposition.  Clearly he is unfit and I'm filing impeachment papers in the morning."


I've said recently that I feel like the GOP suffers from Boy who Cried Wolf syndrome. They've been calling "scandal" for so long that even if there's merit now, it's hard to get the public to care at all.

Not that I'm sympathetic.
 
2013-05-16 08:11:36 AM  
Obama's best bet is to actually goad them in to impeaching.
 
2013-05-16 08:12:22 AM  

theknuckler_33: These details were not mentioned by the president as he announced Wednesday evening Miller was resigning.

RESIGNATION-GHAZI!!!!


And Obama claims credit for killing bin Laden, who was just going to die eventually, anyway.
 
2013-05-16 08:13:48 AM  
Why don't we start one of those White House petitions to investigate where Darrell Issa is getting all of his conformational information from? Or how about one into how Bachmann gets all of her farm subsidies? Or how about this, lets get a petition to study how much the Republican petitions, filibusters and what not have cost the tax payer.

/ You can figure out what the what not means for your selves.
 
2013-05-16 08:14:29 AM  

SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI
SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI
SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI
SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI
SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI SEBELIUSGHAZI



/just anticipating the arrival of you-know-who
 
2013-05-16 08:14:37 AM  
After a dozen years or so of seeing right-wing political enemies pepper-sprayed in the face, electrocuted in the genitals, beaten, robbed, short-changed and foreclosed upon, I just can't muster up the outrage over these groups that had to do some extra paperwork.

In fact, fark you.
 
2013-05-16 08:16:33 AM  
Aaaaand this is the difference between the GOP/Obama and Dems/Bush.  I actually think the GOP might be able to get some of this (IRS/Benghazi/AP wiretapping) to stick on Obama.  Whereas after 8 years of Bush, Dems couldn't do anything to get Bush in trouble.  About the worst scandal to Bush's White House was Valerie Plame, and the only one who got busted was Scooter Libby.

Perhaps Dems are just incompetent when it comes to this sort of thing?
 
2013-05-16 08:17:04 AM  

Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide


to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!
 
2013-05-16 08:17:39 AM  
Rep. Vern Buchanan, R-Fla., said the resignation "is a necessary first step but more heads need to roll."

What a cock. Let's worry about fixing the problem later, I want blood!!!
 
2013-05-16 08:18:10 AM  

somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!


Open your eyes, sheeple!
 
2013-05-16 08:19:05 AM  

Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!


Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
2013-05-16 08:19:29 AM  

theknuckler_33: Rep. Vern Buchanan, R-Fla., said the resignation "is a necessary first step but more heads need to roll."

What a cock. Let's worry about fixing the problem later, I want blood!!!


Welcome to all of these "scandals." They aren't really worried about the evidence, they don't care about improving embassy security moving forward or preventing IRS overreach - they want bad headlines and they want heads. That's all.
 
2013-05-16 08:19:37 AM  

Red Barchetta: Aaaaand this is the difference between the GOP/Obama and Dems/Bush.  I actually think the GOP might be able to get some of this (IRS/Benghazi/AP wiretapping) to stick on Obama.  Whereas after 8 years of Bush, Dems couldn't do anything to get Bush in trouble.  About the worst scandal to Bush's White House was Valerie Plame, and the only one who got busted was Scooter Libby.

Perhaps Dems are just incompetent when it comes to this sort of thing?


Conservatives only watch FOX, which allows the GOP to build a very solid narrative.   Liberals have many more news channels.
 
2013-05-16 08:20:45 AM  

Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal


Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.
 
2013-05-16 08:21:16 AM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...
 
2013-05-16 08:21:39 AM  

theknuckler_33: Rep. Vern Buchanan, R-Fla., said the resignation "is a necessary first step but more heads need to roll."

What a cock. Let's worry about fixing the problem later, I want blood!!!


Well, we are talking IRS auditors...
 
2013-05-16 08:23:38 AM  

Red Barchetta: Aaaaand this is the difference between the GOP/Obama and Dems/Bush.  I actually think the GOP might be able to get some of this (IRS/Benghazi/AP wiretapping) to stick on Obama.  Whereas after 8 years of Bush, Dems couldn't do anything to get Bush in trouble.  About the worst scandal to Bush's White House was Valerie Plame, and the only one who got busted was Scooter Libby.

Perhaps Dems are just incompetent when it comes to this sort of thing?


The US attorneys scandal led directly to the resignation of the Attorney General...
 
2013-05-16 08:24:46 AM  

clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...


Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go
 
2013-05-16 08:26:45 AM  
This issue is going to get obnoxious real fast, as Glenn Beck's "The Blaze" is now trying to claim that conservatives were being audited unfairly for years using the fact that one (Anne Hendershott) was audited in 2010 and is now for the first time that she felt they were asking questions to track down other conservatives she might be connected to.

This is why you HAVE to be non-partisan in your determinations: the IRS Cincinnati Field Office has managed to completely undermine trust in the agency and justify everyone critical of Obama claiming victimization even in cases where they are being non-partisan.
 
2013-05-16 08:26:46 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.


Corporations are people, my friend!
 
2013-05-16 08:29:01 AM  

Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal


Because the political organizations were all KKK affiliates Tea Party egg-sacks, and Obama is black.

/14GOP88
 
MFK
2013-05-16 08:29:56 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.


what the hell is wrong with you?

Profiling based on things an individual has no control over (race, country of origin, sexual preference, gender, etc) = BAD

Profiling based on things an individual's actions and positions that they have control over (membership in a terrorist group like Al Queda or the GOP, stated goals of an organization, intent, etc) = perfectly legit.
 
2013-05-16 08:30:00 AM  

Grungehamster: This issue is going to get obnoxious real fast, as Glenn Beck's "The Blaze" is now trying to claim that conservatives were being audited unfairly for years using the fact that one (Anne Hendershott) was audited in 2010 and is now for the first time that she felt they were asking questions to track down other conservatives she might be connected to.

This is why you HAVE to be non-partisan in your determinations: the IRS Cincinnati Field Office has managed to completely undermine trust in the agency and justify everyone critical of Obama claiming victimization even in cases where they are being non-partisan.


1. No one trusts the IRS already.

2. Conservatives will claim theyre victimized regardless of what the IRS does.

At the end of the day, its a wash.
 
2013-05-16 08:30:03 AM  

Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go


Little lies, little known
 
2013-05-16 08:30:12 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: theknuckler_33: Rep. Vern Buchanan, R-Fla., said the resignation "is a necessary first step but more heads need to roll."

What a cock. Let's worry about fixing the problem later, I want blood!!!

Well, we are talking IRS auditors...


Uh, we might be. Who do you think Vern was talking about?
 
2013-05-16 08:31:15 AM  

Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-16 08:31:25 AM  

qorkfiend: Grungehamster: This issue is going to get obnoxious real fast, as Glenn Beck's "The Blaze" is now trying to claim that conservatives were being audited unfairly for years using the fact that one (Anne Hendershott) was audited in 2010 and is now for the first time that she felt they were asking questions to track down other conservatives she might be connected to.

This is why you HAVE to be non-partisan in your determinations: the IRS Cincinnati Field Office has managed to completely undermine trust in the agency and justify everyone critical of Obama claiming victimization even in cases where they are being non-partisan.

1. No one trusts the IRS already.

2. Conservatives will claim theyre victimized regardless of what the IRS does.

At the end of the day, its a wash.


I wouldn't say it's a complete "wash." Fox News will certainly profit from all this.
 
2013-05-16 08:32:06 AM  

Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go


Boehner high, funny show
 
2013-05-16 08:32:15 AM  

Red Barchetta: Aaaaand this is the difference between the GOP/Obama and Dems/Bush.  I actually think the GOP might be able to get some of this (IRS/Benghazi/AP wiretapping) to stick on Obama.  Whereas after 8 years of Bush, Dems couldn't do anything to get Bush in trouble.  About the worst scandal to Bush's White House was Valerie Plame, and the only one who got busted was Scooter Libby.

Perhaps Dems are just incompetent when it comes to this sort of thing?


There's an element to elected democrats that seems to believe they were elected to... what's the word? Govern.  That's it.

Scandals take up a lot of the governments resources and time and tend to get in the way of actual business.

Which is why republicans are so much more drawn to blowing up even the smallest thing into this "worse than Watergate" nonsense.  They don't care about governing and they have no agenda for doing so anyway.

Plus- to conservatives politics is a game.
 
2013-05-16 08:33:10 AM  

clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known


Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!
 
2013-05-16 08:34:18 AM  
Impeachment is the last thing the GOP wants. Impeachment proceedings would mean that they have to put up or shut up. If they had conclusive proof tying Obama to any of these incidents they wouldn't shut up about it. As it stands all they have to do is keep making noise and they gradually chip away at what political capital his administration still possesses.
 
2013-05-16 08:34:18 AM  
This is how it's going to be from now on.  Nonstop baseless scandal-mongering until the black man is out of the White House.

Have you figured it out yet, Obama?  They'll never play nice with you.  No amount of capitulation will ever earn you any more than what you're being given right now.  It's time to finally give them something to complain about, and cut them entirely out of the process with every procedural trick in your arsenal.
 
2013-05-16 08:34:20 AM  

Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!


to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....
 
2013-05-16 08:36:16 AM  

clkeagle: qorkfiend: Grungehamster: This issue is going to get obnoxious real fast, as Glenn Beck's "The Blaze" is now trying to claim that conservatives were being audited unfairly for years using the fact that one (Anne Hendershott) was audited in 2010 and is now for the first time that she felt they were asking questions to track down other conservatives she might be connected to.

This is why you HAVE to be non-partisan in your determinations: the IRS Cincinnati Field Office has managed to completely undermine trust in the agency and justify everyone critical of Obama claiming victimization even in cases where they are being non-partisan.

1. No one trusts the IRS already.

2. Conservatives will claim theyre victimized regardless of what the IRS does.

At the end of the day, its a wash.

I wouldn't say it's a complete "wash." Fox News will certainly profit from all this.


If not these "scandals" then something else. Fox News profits regardless.
 
2013-05-16 08:36:29 AM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: This is how it's going to be from now on.  Nonstop baseless scandal-mongering until the black man is out of the White House.

Have you figured it out yet, Obama?  They'll never play nice with you.  No amount of capitulation will ever earn you any more than what you're being given right now.  It's time to finally give them something to complain about, and cut them entirely out of the process with every procedural trick in your arsenal.


It worked with Clinton, the public got tired of the constant scandal, so decided to elect a Republican.
 
2013-05-16 08:37:37 AM  
Of course the GOP will continue. They've put in so much political capital to promoting these 'scandals' that now they can't do anything but, regardless of what the facts are. In pokers terms, they are pot committed.

Of course, the flipside is that some on the left have done exactly the same thing and are equally committed to their side being right, regardless of any other considerations.
 
2013-05-16 08:38:12 AM  
Of course the GOP will continue. They've put in so much political capital to promoting these 'scandals' that now they can't do anything but, regardless of what the facts are. In pokers terms, they are pot committed.

The flipside is that some on the left have done exactly the same thing and are equally committed to their side being right, regardless of any other considerations.
 
2013-05-16 08:38:45 AM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....


Mamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!
 
2013-05-16 08:39:16 AM  
Why hasn't God impeached Obama yet? I demand an investigation!
 
2013-05-16 08:41:19 AM  

EvilEgg: It worked with Clinton, the public got tired of the constant scandal, so decided to elect a Republican.


I don't care about the next election, I care about the interval between now and the next election.  Mint the coin and cut them out of the budget.  Press the nuclear option to stop the constant filibustering.  Focus on what can be done without GOP involvement and get the government working again.  The GOP can re-enter the process when their tantrum is over and they're willing to come to the table to do more than obstruct.

The GOP is in full outrage-mode anyway, so it's not like their reaction to the plan would even be recognizably different from what they're doing right now.  The only difference would be that their rage wouldn't translate into anything procedurally important.
 
2013-05-16 08:41:32 AM  

Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide


No escape from inanity.

:/
 
2013-05-16 08:42:26 AM  
What is this guy's problem?

/me parodying fark liberals parodying fark independents
 
2013-05-16 08:43:36 AM  

theknuckler_33: Rep. Vern Buchanan, R-Fla., said the resignation "is a necessary first step but more heads need to roll."

What a cock. Let's worry about fixing the problem later, I want blood!!!


That's nothing: Boehner is demanding prosecutions and jail time for all those involved. Not sure what crimes he wants them charged with: these groups were legitimately discriminated against, but a criminal penalty you could pursue hasn't been made apparant to me.

Look at Pigford v. Glickman. You had about 15 years worth of systematic bias against minority farmers by the Department of Agriculture... and nobody went to jail. No, it's not because the claims were illegitimate, it's because ultimately it was a civil matter.
 
2013-05-16 08:44:56 AM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: EvilEgg: It worked with Clinton, the public got tired of the constant scandal, so decided to elect a Republican.

I don't care about the next election, I care about the interval between now and the next election.  Mint the coin and cut them out of the budget.  Press the nuclear option to stop the constant filibustering.  Focus on what can be done without GOP involvement and get the government working again.  The GOP can re-enter the process when their tantrum is over and they're willing to come to the table to do more than obstruct.

The GOP is in full outrage-mode anyway, so it's not like their reaction to the plan would even be recognizably different from what they're doing right now.  The only difference would be that their rage wouldn't translate into anything procedurally important.


As much as I think the GOP are being unrepentant dickheads, I have to disagree.  You can't completely silence the minority
 
2013-05-16 08:45:32 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Obama's best bet is to actually goad them in to impeaching.


I get junk emails from people like RightMarch that demand, since a bunch of mid-level flunkies decided to throw the entire bureaucracy at a bunch of Cincinatti-area tea-party organizations, we must IMPEACH 0BAMA NAOUH!!!!1

Sheesh. :/
 
2013-05-16 08:51:19 AM  

Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!


Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead
 
2013-05-16 08:52:36 AM  
The Republican led house has not introduced a single bill to improve embassy security. They will not introduce a single bill to try to stop something like the AP info grab.

They don't really care about any of this.
 
2013-05-16 08:53:06 AM  
The GOP has lost its mind.  Look at the last two democratic presidents.  They actually managed to impeach President Clinton over a completely trumped up "scandal" that ultimately involved him not being honest about getting a BJ from an intern.

Then, there's eight years of Bush, which was chock full of lying, political favoritism and political retaliation.  Hell, the administration lied its way into a war in which over 4,000 Americans were killed.   But the GOP was ok with it because it's their guy.

Now you get to Obama, who has been extremely centrist, and, in reality, more right leaning than clinton.  Nonetheless, the GOP faithful absolutely hate him just because he doesn't have an R next to his name.  So they've been trying to cook up a huge scandal ever since he got into office.

First it was Solyndra.  Then it was the birth certificate, then it was ... well, you name it.  My point is, it has all been unadulterated bullshiat.  Benghazi was never a "scandal."  At most, it was a failure to recognize a rapidly unfolding dangerous situation, and a somewhat bungled explanation of it from the government.  But it's not like the administration got these people killed.  Crazy shiat like this happens in unstable countries.  it sucks, but it happens.  Just because something bad happened doesn't mean that automatically it was some "scandal."

I'm just tired of this shiat.  I think the whole country is tired of this shiat.  The GOP isn't interested in policymaking or governing.  It's interesting in grandstanding, perpetuating its hold on power, and trying to undermine its opponent at every opportunity.  If a political party's number one goal is to damage their opponent politically rather than effectively govern the country, then it has no place in the government.   Our country is farked if we keep electing people who are more Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, than they are Barry Goldwater or Dwight Eisenhower.
 
2013-05-16 08:53:37 AM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead


OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!
 
2013-05-16 08:53:44 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.


Profiling isn't always bad, depends on whether you profile based on what someone did or a characteristic inherent to the person.  In other words, a bank guard should probably be paying attention to two guys wearing trench-coats and balaclavas (something they chose), and that would be profiling.  A bank guard paying attention to two guys because of race (something inherent) is also profiling, and is offensive.  Profiling based on things like race is also pretty stupid.

So, to recap, profiling because an application for tax exempt status has an overtly political name (a choice) attached: acceptable if you're the IRS.  Specifically because the profiling is not based on something inherent to the applicants, but something they chose, the name.  I would also expect them to ask additional questions of a group filing a similar application with a name like "Democratic Voters for Tomorrow".  Since there is no proof that conservatives were targeted because they were conservative (allegations are not a kind of proof), can we get back to not understanding Benghazi?

Cheers.
 
2013-05-16 08:54:21 AM  

Red Barchetta: Aaaaand this is the difference between the GOP/Obama and Dems/Bush.  I actually think the GOP might be able to get some of this (IRS/Benghazi/AP wiretapping) to stick on Obama.  Whereas after 8 years of Bush, Dems couldn't do anything to get Bush in trouble.  About the worst scandal to Bush's White House was Valerie Plame, and the only one who got busted was Scooter Libby.

Perhaps Dems are just incompetent when it comes to this sort of thing?


And entirely complicit in Republican's actions to trap them. Benghazi and the IRS were both caused in part by budget cuts pushed by the House and signed by Obama, while the AP emails were aided by the Patriot Act which had an 87% GOP support (vs 40% Dem support) on it's last vote for extension.
 
2013-05-16 08:56:25 AM  

EvilEgg: As much as I think the GOP are being unrepentant dickheads, I have to disagree.  You can't completely silence the minority


Who is silencing them?  They take the budget hostage and filibuster everything, and there are procedural maneuvers to get around both of these things.  It's not silencing them just because there are ways to circumvent the two things they happen to love the most.  If they focus their attention elsewhere, things progress as normal.

If they choose to do nothing but hold the budget hostage and filibuster, then they choose to silence themselves, correct?
 
2013-05-16 08:59:08 AM  

Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!


And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....
 
2013-05-16 08:59:35 AM  
ANYTHING to distract from the toxic waste...ANYTHING
 
2013-05-16 09:02:42 AM  

Copperbelly watersnake: The Republican led house has not introduced a single bill to improve embassy security. They will not introduce a single bill to try to stop something like the AP info grab.

They don't really care about any of this.



THIS 1000000X.  It's like people don't understand that the only point of congressional investigations is for congress to gather information for the legislative process.  In other words, that it's supposed to use that information to craft legislative policy.  But It's like people forget it is Congress' JOB to enact and amend legislation.

The GOP isn't in control of the house (and effectively in control of senate) for the purpose of promoting - let alone passing - any legislation.  It just uses Congress to obstruct, grandstand, and pursue frivolous investigations to create "news" and controversy for Foxnews and CNN to report.
 
2013-05-16 09:03:18 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Obama's best bet is to actually goad them in to impeaching.


You realize he would probably get impeached, right? The US has a 2 part process, impeachment only being the first part, and only requiring a simple majority in the house.
 
2013-05-16 09:06:31 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....


Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!
 
2013-05-16 09:08:50 AM  

Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!


I sometimes wish I'd never sequestered at alllllllll
 
2013-05-16 09:09:32 AM  

Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!


If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....
 
2013-05-16 09:11:15 AM  

Emposter: HotWingConspiracy: Obama's best bet is to actually goad them in to impeaching.

You realize he would probably get impeached, right? The US has a 2 part process, impeachment only being the first part, and only requiring a simple majority in the house.


Afterwards, the GOP will admit that presidenting while democrat is impeachable.
 
2013-05-16 09:13:06 AM  
In this thread, I learned what it might feel like for a mother to hate her child. What have I wrought?
 
2013-05-16 09:15:41 AM  

LasersHurt: In this thread, I learned what it might feel like for a mother to hate her child. What have I wrought?


i've been giggling my ass off since this started. XD
 
2013-05-16 09:19:20 AM  

Smoking GNU: LasersHurt: In this thread, I learned what it might feel like for a mother to hate her child. What have I wrought?

i've been giggling my ass off since this started. XD


Exactly, there's a knighthood for you when we finish this song and compile it ^_^
 
2013-05-16 09:19:35 AM  

Emposter: HotWingConspiracy: Obama's best bet is to actually goad them in to impeaching.

You realize he would probably get impeached, right? The US has a 2 part process, impeachment only being the first part, and only requiring a simple majority in the house.


I think his point is if they do choose to impeach on any of these issues he believes it will look petty to the American public and bolster his approval ratings the way impeachment helped Clinton, but bringing it to a vote only for it to fail will leave the GOP with egg on their faces since it will say "even the GOP majority House does not believe the president committed any high crimes or misdemeanors in this matter."

What the GOP wants is a Special Prosecutor: they need to have someone whose job it is to investigate any and everything the president does until he finds any violation of the law. Remember, the Monica Lewinsky scandal came out of investigation into land deals and a suicide.
 
2013-05-16 09:25:45 AM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....


Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!
 
2013-05-16 09:38:27 AM  

CarnySaur: The only way to stop a bad auditor with a calculator is a good auditor with a calculator.


+1
 
2013-05-16 09:58:03 AM  
We're going to see this sh*t every time there's a Democrat in the White House.
 
2013-05-16 10:00:22 AM  
Come on people! Don't leave me hanging.
 
2013-05-16 10:10:36 AM  

verbaltoxin: We're going to see this sh*t every time there's a Democrat in the White House.


But of course. Sometimes I think it's a deliberate plot to link "Democratic President" and "ineffective government" in the minds of the voting public.
 
2013-05-16 10:15:43 AM  
Epic thread is Epic!
 
2013-05-16 10:25:01 AM  
Two things are going to be the inevitable out come of all this.

1. They won't dare risk impeachment till after the 2014 election so as not to hurt the mid-term elections chances.

2. In the end they will do all this investigation and finally nail him on the fraudulent real estate related to Whitwater.

Stealing a page from the LBJ hand book, I believe, that recommends "I don't have to have any proof my opponent farks goats. I just want to hear him have to deny it"
 
2013-05-16 10:40:45 AM  
It would be so awesome if Hilary just ran as VP next election....just to negate the years of crap flinging.  Then, once most of the GOP is dead and forgotten, run for president in 2020.
 
2013-05-16 10:51:57 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.


I wonder how many of those organizations who were targeted were denied tax-exempt status as a result of this extra scrutiny....

Oh, right, farking none of them.
 
2013-05-16 10:57:04 AM  

Tamater: BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.

I wonder how many of those organizations who were targeted were denied tax-exempt status as a result of this extra scrutiny....

Oh, right, farking none of them.


That doesn't matter! They were made to prove their claims by the IRS. FARKING FACIST REGIME!
 
2013-05-16 11:10:21 AM  

Smoking GNU: Tamater: BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.

I wonder how many of those organizations who were targeted were denied tax-exempt status as a result of this extra scrutiny....

Oh, right, farking none of them.

That doesn't matter! They were made to prove their claims by the IRS. FARKING FACIST REGIME!


These political groups were forced to lie to show they weren't primarily political groups?  How terrible.
 
2013-05-16 11:10:47 AM  

Tamater: BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.

I wonder how many of those organizations who were targeted were denied tax-exempt status as a result of this extra scrutiny....

Oh, right, farking none of them.


Apart from one liberal group...
 
2013-05-16 11:34:05 AM  

Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!


John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....
 
2013-05-16 11:52:44 AM  

deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....


Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo
 
2013-05-16 12:03:09 PM  
The GOP manufactures scandals regardless of facts or context and the Democrats take it up the ass like the spineless jellyfish they are. Our 2-party system has become a diversion. While we fight each other, D v R, our so- called leaders collaborate with corporations to profit from every resource possible and amass their own wealth & power leaving the vast majority of Americans to rot. They don't even hide it! It's clearly visible to all who look!
 
2013-05-16 12:08:26 PM  

Smoking GNU: Tamater: BarkingUnicorn: Bungles: Still not getting how vetting political organisations pretending not to be political organisation is a scandal

Profiling.  Bad as strip searching everyone who looks Arabic.

I wonder how many of those organizations who were targeted were denied tax-exempt status as a result of this extra scrutiny....

Oh, right, farking none of them.

That doesn't matter! They were made to prove their claims by the IRS. FARKING FACIST REGIME!


Fire the whole IRS!

/These people are unbelievably pathetic
 
2013-05-16 12:09:01 PM  

FeFiFoFark: The GOP manufactures scandals regardless of facts or context and the Democrats take it up the ass like the spineless jellyfish they are. Our 2-party system has become a diversion. While we fight each other, D v R, our so- called leaders collaborate with corporations to profit from every resource possible and amass their own wealth & power leaving the vast majority of Americans to rot. They don't even hide it! It's clearly visible to all who look!


Agreed.  All these phony scandals.  Meanwhile HSBC is not being charged with laundering money for Iran.  That ties it quit well with your theory.
 
2013-05-16 12:12:03 PM  
real life....yes.... is this just fantasy?Caught in a whargarbleslideto escape from BENGHAZI!!!!Open your eyes, sheeple!Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeI'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi goLittle lies, little knownAnyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the deadOBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooGonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"
 
2013-05-16 12:14:34 PM  
Well fark, that'll teach me not to post from my phone
 
2013-05-16 12:20:45 PM  

Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"


Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)
 
2013-05-16 12:46:50 PM  

Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)


This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*
 
2013-05-16 01:52:00 PM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Have you figured it out yet, Obama? They'll never play nice with you. No amount of capitulation will ever earn you any more than what you're being given right now. It's time to finally give them something to complain about, and cut them entirely out of the process with every procedural trick in your arsenal.


Goddamn THIS. I want the GOP to experience the full power of this fully-operational black president.
 
2013-05-16 02:07:54 PM  

Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.


Done in one!

But since we're over 100 posts in, I'll toss out that God, Jesus and Zeus could tell the GOP to lay off Obama and they'd all be called RINOs and burnt in effigy as part of Fox News' "Fair and Balanced" coverage of whether or not Jesus is part of the liberal ploy to turn America into a secular totalitarian regime.

/that sentence REALLY got away from me
//but I'll be DAMNED if I'm in an editing mood!
 
2013-05-16 02:49:39 PM  

somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*


 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!
 
2013-05-16 03:05:53 PM  

Smoking GNU: somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!


IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!
 
2013-05-16 03:17:17 PM  
Once again:

If a group that is unapologetically anti-taxes applies to be tax exempt you should go out of your way to investigate their claim.

/common farking sense
 
2013-05-16 03:19:48 PM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!


Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)
 
2013-05-16 03:23:40 PM  

Celerian: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)


I am John Carney, now the press hates me
 
2013-05-16 03:32:30 PM  
I remember a friend telling that the Internet would one day result in people creating amazing pieces of collaborative art.

This thread just got me thinking how unlikely this is.
 
2013-05-16 03:36:49 PM  

KingKauff: Celerian: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me


He is John Carney, from a libby state!
 
2013-05-16 07:08:43 PM  

Smoking GNU: KingKauff: Celerian: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!


Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!
 
2013-05-16 07:26:42 PM  
Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)
 
2013-05-16 07:28:37 PM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: KingKauff: Celerian: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Almost Everybody Poops: Carolus99: Almost Everybody Poops: deeyablo: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: Pants full of macaroni!!: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: Smoking GNU: clkeagle: somedude210: Smoking GNU: somedude210: Summercat: Smoking GNU: somedude210: LasersHurt: Wyalt Derp: My worry is that Obama will use this to try and distract focus from Benghazi.

... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)


WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)
 
2013-05-16 07:33:12 PM  

Wessoman: ... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)


No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go
 
2013-05-16 10:38:22 PM  

somedude210: Wessoman: ... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go


It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!
 
2013-05-17 12:58:10 AM  

mrshowrules: I remember a friend telling that the Internet would one day result in people creating amazing pieces of collaborative art.

This thread just got me thinking how unlikely this is.


In terms of the professional world, it's done some amazing stuff.  As far as personal life is concerned, it's made us more callous, more lazy, and less socially adept.  I think it would be fun, but sadly not sustainable, to open a bar that was a Faraday cage.  Nothing but the company landline phone service going in or out.  No TVs, no cell-phone reception, etc.  People just needing to talk to each other and share their experiences over some food and drink.  It's amazing how people can no longer function without going through an electronic device.

CSB: I was just talking today with a guy at work about how when we first entered the work world (neither of us are even 40) we had a small library, several times the size of an average living room wall, filled with published datasheets for ICs from various manufacturers.  It was as much an art and science to be able to even find and select a given IC to perform a certain function in a circuit, and just get it narrowed down to a couple of contenders, as it was to do the actual engineering work.  Then it was several weeks of math and modelling to get to the point where you were ready to buy something to prototype a circuit.  Now?  Go to Digikey, Newark, or a handful of other sites, type in a basic function you need the part to perform, then just narrow it down by features you need, and within a couple minutes you've got it down to a couple contenders.  Then you hop online with your simulation software, download the models from the manufacturers, make up the circuit quick, and within a half hour you've got the part selected.  Amazing.  That's just in the last couple decades.  Literally, what used to take me weeks of work now takes a half hour, with better results.
 
2013-05-17 04:22:46 AM  

ginko: somedude210: Wessoman: ... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!


*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can loath me and leave me to die?

Oh GOP - Can't do this to me GOP

Just gotta get out - Just gotta get Obamacare implemented!
 
2013-05-17 06:12:24 AM  

Smoking GNU: ... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me and spit in my eye?

So y ...


Ohh yeah, Oohh yeah,
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters...to the GOOPPPppppppppppp
 
2013-05-17 06:24:07 AM  

somedude210: Smoking GNU: ... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me and spit in spit in my eye?

So you think you can loath me and leave me to die?

Oh GOP - Can't do this to me GOP

Just gotta get out - Just gotta get Obamacare implemented!

Ohh yeah, Oohh yeah,
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters...to the GOOPPPppppppppppp


Anyway bengazi blows.....
 
2013-05-17 07:13:23 AM  
I like where this thread went.
 
2013-05-17 07:17:26 AM  
Smoking GNU: ... is this real life

....yes

.... is this just fantasy?

Caught in a whargarbleslide

to escape from BENGHAZI!!!!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

Look up to Issa and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm just a lib-'ral, don't need no sympathy...

Because it's Benghazi come, Benghazi go

Little lies, little known

Anyway the ni-BONG goes doesn't really matter to the GOP!

to the GOOOOPPPPPP.....

OBamaaaaaa! Just Droned a maaaaaan!

Put a hellfire to his head, now he's preachin' to the dead

OBamaaaaaa!!! Your 2nd term had juuuuust begunnnn!

And now you've gone and pissed it all awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Obamaaaaa!!!! OoooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOH! You didn't mean to make us cry!

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if Benghazi never mattered....

Too Laaate! Impeachment has come!

John Boehner's on the line, knowin' him he's likely cryin'....

Let's agree everybody, Issa's got to goooooooooo

Gonna leave logic behind to fiiiind "the Truth"

Obamaaaa.... oooOOooooooo (either way this job sucks)

This job sucks and they're really coming after me

(after me) (after meeeeeeeeee)

*guitar solo*

 I see a little teabagger of a man!

Soylndra! Soylndra! Will you Derp the herpaderp?!

IRS and AP. Very very frightening me!

Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal!)
Another Scandal (Another Scandal, Rush Limbaugh!)

I am John Carney, now the press hates me

He is John Carney, from a libby state!

Spare him this life from this blood-thirsty press!

Scandal come, scandal go, well Fox let it go...?
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let it goooo!)
BENGHAZI NO, WE WILL NOT LET IT GO!
(Let me goooo!)

WILL NOT LET HIM GO, WILL NOT LET HIM GO (Never)

No, no, no, no, no, nooooo

Oh right-wing media, right-wing media, right-wing media let this go

It won't be long before the GOP wants to impeach, Impeach, IMPEEEEEEACH!

*Change in tempo*

So you think you can impeach me and spit in spit in my eye?

So you think you can loath me and leave me to die?

Oh GOP - Can't do this to me GOP

Just gotta get out - Just gotta get Obamacare implemented!

Ohh yeah, Oohh yeah,
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters...to the GOOPPPppppppppppp


Anyway bengazi blows.....

*gong*
 
2013-05-17 07:26:04 AM  
A special thanks to somedude210, wessoman, KingKauff, Celerian, Almost Everybody Pops, deeyablo, Carolus99, Pants full of Macaroni!!, clkeagle, Summercat and especially LasersHurt, for making all this possible!

This is the most fun i've ever had on a fark thread!

/+1 to all of you
 
2013-05-17 07:28:37 AM  
Oh, and also thanks to Ginko (late entry) and Wyalt Derp for the starter comment!
 
2013-05-17 07:40:36 AM  

Smoking GNU: A special thanks to somedude210, wessoman, KingKauff, Celerian, Almost Everybody Pops, deeyablo, Carolus99, Pants full of Macaroni!!, clkeagle, Summercat and especially LasersHurt, for making all this possible!

This is the most fun i've ever had on a fark thread!

/+1 to all of you


Smoking GNU: Oh, and also thanks to Ginko (late entry) and Wyalt Derp for the starter comment!


Ay, thanks to all of you for making this one of my favorite threads of mine ever greened. Now we just need to record this...
 
2013-05-17 07:45:03 AM  
Barachemian Rhapsody ^_^
 
2013-05-17 12:11:46 PM  
That was fun. This is the first time I tried a politics thread and they'll go downhill from here.
Thanks!
 
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