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(Huffington Post)   Seriously, who brings a gun to a bowling alley? This ain't 'Nam, there are RULES here, Donnie   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2013-05-16 09:22:33 AM  
Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.
 
2013-05-16 09:25:54 AM  
This is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal bowling league. I just got a report that a member of your team drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, it contravenes a number of leagues bylaws and also article 27 of the charter.
 
2013-05-16 09:25:56 AM  
Was it a leauge game?
 
2013-05-16 09:26:59 AM  
Who doesn't?
 
2013-05-16 09:27:25 AM  
Jeeze, the Big Lebowski jokes are terrible!

But guy's an idiot.  Is this a revolver sans holster?  Possibly with the trigger guard removed so that it doesn't interfere with his pew-pew-pewing?  :-P
 
2013-05-16 09:29:09 AM  
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2013-05-16 09:29:15 AM  
Was there a beverage involved?

/coitus
 
2013-05-16 09:29:51 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
This guy?

/Yeah, I know, I know, I know.  NBA marks will now accuse me of racism.
 
2013-05-16 09:32:20 AM  
At least his life was spared.
 
2013-05-16 09:33:10 AM  
Did they mark it zero?
 
2013-05-16 09:35:00 AM  

stevarooni: Jeeze, the Big Lebowski jokes are terrible!

But guy's an idiot.  Is this a revolver sans holster?  Possibly with the trigger guard removed so that it doesn't interfere with his pew-pew-pewing?  :-P



Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
2013-05-16 09:35:27 AM  
I like to meditate peacefully while I bowl... that gun is not helping
 
2013-05-16 09:36:25 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: At least his life was spared.


My feelings are split on the subject.
 
2013-05-16 09:45:51 AM  
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
 
2013-05-16 09:46:52 AM  
Maybe he needed it to pick up the split...
 
2013-05-16 09:47:28 AM  
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2013-05-16 09:55:38 AM  

Molavian: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: At least his life was spared.

My feelings are split on the subject.


That joke is a real turkey.
 
2013-05-16 10:00:18 AM  
I'm trying to imagine how that could even happen, I'm pretty sure I could beat my revolver with a bowling ball and it wouldn't discharge.
 
2013-05-16 10:00:26 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-16 10:09:59 AM  
Ah, a Fark article in my town?

Sweet.
 
2013-05-16 10:12:22 AM  

Incog_Neeto: I'm trying to imagine how that could even happen, I'm pretty sure I could beat my revolver with a bowling ball and it wouldn't discharge.


Guy's old school, but forgot the first rule of historically accurate, single-action revolvers: leave the hammer resting on an empty chamber.  :D
 
2013-05-16 10:33:26 AM  
Shut the fark up Donny.
 
2013-05-16 10:36:27 AM  
"who brings a gun to a bowling alley?"

*raises hand*
 
2013-05-16 10:38:28 AM  
Well libmitter, I'm sure you probably also said "who brings a gun to a movie theater?"  Why would anyone need one there?
 
2013-05-16 10:38:57 AM  
he didn't rent it shoes. he's not buying it a farking beer. it's not gonna take your farking turn, Dude
 
2013-05-16 10:40:15 AM  
At the bottom of TFA:

"Man returns used enemas"
 
2013-05-16 10:42:18 AM  

stevarooni: Jeeze, the Big Lebowski jokes are terrible!

But guy's an idiot.  Is this a revolver sans holster?  Possibly with the trigger guard removed so that it doesn't interfere with his pew-pew-pewing?  :-P


I really need to see that movie.
 
2013-05-16 10:46:59 AM  

snochick: At the bottom of TFA:

"Man returns used enemas"


Ha, I saw that, too.  How bad off do you have to be to use an enema kit and return it?
 
2013-05-16 11:02:52 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Was it a leauge game?


Yep.  Winner went to the next round robin.
 
2013-05-16 11:15:17 AM  
The Chinaman is not the issue!
 
2013-05-16 11:15:59 AM  

kortex: Well libmitter, I'm sure you probably also said "who brings a gun to a movie theater?"  Why would anyone need one there?


Shut the fark up Donny.
 
2013-05-16 11:20:17 AM  
Why the fudge (pun not intended though it is funny) am I getting this in the "you may like" section?!
 
2013-05-16 11:38:58 AM  

kortex: Well libmitter, I'm sure you probably also said "who brings a gun to a movie theater?"  Why would anyone need one there?


If there are other people that I don't know present, then I carry a gun.
 
2013-05-16 12:04:09 PM  
Looks like this guy,

*sunglasses*

was way out of his league.

YEAHHHHHH!!!
 
2013-05-16 12:15:28 PM  

Latinwolf: stevarooni: Jeeze, the Big Lebowski jokes are terrible!

But guy's an idiot.  Is this a revolver sans holster?  Possibly with the trigger guard removed so that it doesn't interfere with his pew-pew-pewing?  :-P

I really need to see that movie.


Me too. Never seen it, but I know that White Russians are awesome and about the only vodka drink I would admit to drinking.
 
2013-05-16 12:15:42 PM  
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2013-05-16 01:08:23 PM  

Mentat: The Chinaman is not the issue!


Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
 
2013-05-16 01:16:09 PM  
I can get you a toe

On you, maybe

I'm sorry I wasn't listening

I am the walrus?

That must be exhausting

He's a good man, and thorough

What kind of man are you? (sorry, that's from The Man Who Wasn't There. A very underrated film)

Everything's a travesty with you!

A lot of in's and out's, and what-have-you's
 
2013-05-16 01:54:15 PM  

biyaaatci: This is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal bowling league. I just got a report that a member of your team drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, it contravenes a number of leagues bylaws and also article 27 of the charter.


Might be my favorite line in the movie, mainly because of the emphasis on FIREARM during it's delivery.
 
2013-05-16 02:48:24 PM  
I actually really didn't enjoy that film when I first saw it - and I like Coen Brother films.

But it sort of grew on me after a few repeated viewings years later.
 
2013-05-16 03:03:32 PM  
It thankfully didn't happen on Shomer Shabbos.
 
2013-05-16 03:29:32 PM  
Let me guess... he fixes the cable?
 
2013-05-16 04:25:45 PM  
Do they have any leads?
 
2013-05-16 05:21:42 PM  
I just want my rug back...it really tied the room together...
 
2013-05-16 08:49:33 PM  
...anybody mention to subby that it was Smoky that Walter was explaining this to, not Donnie.
/Smoky had a toe over the line and he was about to enter a world of pain.
 
2013-05-16 10:37:48 PM  
This is why I only roll on Shabbos.
 
2013-05-16 10:58:42 PM  
Mark it zero!
 
2013-05-17 12:26:42 AM  
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Really? No one? In a Big Lebowski thread?

...Stick it up your ass an' pull the farking trigger 'til it go "click."
 
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