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(Buzzfeed)   Just in case you were wondering, there really is a Sheriff of Nottingham, and she wants you to know everything gonna be alright, mon   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 34
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2013-05-16 08:20:41 AM
Unless of course you deer to kill the Kings dare....errr....dare to kill the Kings deer
 
2013-05-16 08:43:35 AM
My all-time favorite Sheriff of Nottingham.

www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-05-16 09:28:23 AM
So, ev'ry little t'ing gonna be alright?
 
2013-05-16 09:29:01 AM
A black sheriff?
 
2013-05-16 09:29:51 AM
Maid Marian soon come, mon.
 
2013-05-16 09:31:27 AM

Farce-Side: Unless of course you deer to kill the Kings dare....errr....dare to kill the Kings deer


"From now on, all the toilets in the kingdom will be known as.......  John!"

"You changed your name TO 'Latrine'?"  "Yeah, used to be "Shiathouse"   "It's a good change!"

"Oh!  You lost your arms in battle!  .....  But you grew a nice set of boobs!"

/Just thought I'd cover some of the other great lines from that movie
// "Mind the big rocks!"
 
2013-05-16 09:33:43 AM

USCLaw2010: A black sheriff?


It worked in Blazing Saddles.
 
2013-05-16 09:34:00 AM

USCLaw2010: A black sheriff?


It worked in Blazing Saddles...
 
2013-05-16 09:35:16 AM
Seventeen seconds.
 
2013-05-16 09:36:35 AM

NumberFiveIsAlive: Farce-Side: Unless of course you deer to kill the Kings dare....errr....dare to kill the Kings deer

"From now on, all the toilets in the kingdom will be known as.......  John!"

"You changed your name TO 'Latrine'?"  "Yeah, used to be "Shiathouse"   "It's a good change!"

"Oh!  You lost your arms in battle!  .....  But you grew a nice set of boobs!"

/Just thought I'd cover some of the other great lines from that movie
// "Mind the big rocks!"


"Prepare for the fight scene!"
 
2013-05-16 09:38:55 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: USCLaw2010: A black sheriff?

It worked in Blazing Saddles.


Not true, her grandmother on her mother's side was Dutch.
 
2013-05-16 09:41:10 AM

FrancoFile: Maid Marian soon come, mon.


Yo wan a pardee? Me got sum Red Stripe!
 
2013-05-16 09:48:27 AM
moole.ru
 
2013-05-16 09:52:26 AM
 The best thing about this page was the "31 people who will make you not want to live on this planet anymore" link in the side bar

I lol'd
 
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2013-05-16 09:52:40 AM
Don't shoot the sheriff.. or the deputy.    They're ceremonial, mon.
 
2013-05-16 09:52:45 AM
Appropriately, in tights.
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2013-05-16 09:54:27 AM
I have a few question about Nottingham I'd like to axe her.
 
2013-05-16 09:54:40 AM
Because it be dull, you twit. It be hurtin' more!
 
2013-05-16 09:55:28 AM

Sybarite: My all-time favorite Sheriff of Nottingham.

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Mine:
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/Arise, Sir Loin of Beef!
/hot
 
2013-05-16 09:57:11 AM
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/Is the safety on old Betsy?
 
2013-05-16 10:18:06 AM

Farce-Side: Unless of course you deer to kill the Kings dare....errr....dare to kill the Kings deer


Actually, the sheriff rarely enforced that law. Unless called-in to assist the King's man. The people charged with overseeing royal game were called "Forester in Fee". An early version of a Game Warden and appointed by the King, himself.

My family is from Derbyshire which borders Nottinghamshire. In WW1, there was a regiment named "The Sherwood Foresters". I always thought that was cool as shiat.
 
2013-05-16 10:22:55 AM
I'm g'wanna rub it on her belly like guava jelly.
 
2013-05-16 10:33:37 AM
hey mon, she only got one job?...lazy
 
2013-05-16 10:34:24 AM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: I'm g'wanna rub it on her belly like guava jelly.


Not jerk sauce?
 
2013-05-16 11:10:14 AM

huntercr: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 506x383]
/Is the safety on old Betsy?


I blame that movie for the prevalence of fox furries.

/*shiver*
 
2013-05-16 11:16:38 AM

huntercr: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 506x383]
/Is the safety on old Betsy?


No you got that song stuck in my head...

Dee ba dee ba dee ba do do.
 
2013-05-16 12:24:01 PM
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2013-05-16 12:32:57 PM
Guess Who's Coming to Reeve the Shire?
 
2013-05-16 12:44:12 PM
www.movieimages.org
 
2013-05-16 01:49:29 PM
gross
 
2013-05-16 02:11:19 PM
C'mon mon, dats not how you spell it, it's "ever'ting gwan be aw-ryeee"
 
2013-05-16 02:53:09 PM
Nothing says colonialism than seeing non-white folks in old colonial era costumes.

I should know - they still use those silly horsehair wigs for the lawyers and judges in Hong Kong and Malaysia.
 
2013-05-16 08:58:18 PM
It's funny how in the twilight of colonialism the colonies colonize the colonizer.
 
2013-05-16 09:53:46 PM

adamatari: It's funny how in the twilight of colonialism the colonies colonize the colonizer


India's Tata group owns Jaguar.  I find that absolutely hilarious.
 
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