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2013-05-16 12:48:10 PM
That was fun
 
2013-05-16 12:55:59 PM
Fuxthat?
 
2013-05-16 12:56:51 PM
That was way too much fun.
 
2013-05-16 01:17:54 PM
That was actually kinda cool. There was a NSFW part (kinda) towards the middle but the cursors covered it mostly.
 
2013-05-16 01:23:59 PM

Intelligent_Donkey: That was actually kinda cool. There was a NSFW part (kinda) towards the middle but the cursors covered it mostly.


Who are the morans that covered it?!
 
2013-05-16 01:28:42 PM

weapon13: Intelligent_Donkey: That was actually kinda cool. There was a NSFW part (kinda) towards the middle but the cursors covered it mostly.

Who are the morans that covered it?!


because the title of the page is "Do Not Touch"?
 
2013-05-16 01:30:35 PM
This thing has been loading for a long time.....
I'll be back
 
2013-05-16 01:42:31 PM

voodoowizard: This thing has been loading for a long time.....
I'll be back


Turn off flashblock if you're running it.
 
2013-05-16 02:01:18 PM
That's one of the coolest ideas I've seen.  Thumbs up to those guys.
 
2013-05-16 02:33:44 PM
High Risk Website BlockedLocation: donottouch.orgAccess has been blocked as the threat Mal/HTMLGen-A   has been found on this website.
 
2013-05-16 02:44:18 PM

Langston: That was fun


Seconded.
 
2013-05-16 02:54:16 PM
Kick butt.

/Anyone know the band?  Sounded like the Weepies.
 
2013-05-16 02:57:22 PM
Getting more SFW by the minute.
 
2013-05-16 02:58:32 PM
Scratch that.  Sounds nothing like the weepies.
 
2013-05-16 03:04:52 PM
Hmmm. Seemed pointless to me. What am I missing?
 
2013-05-16 03:17:13 PM

weapon13: Intelligent_Donkey: That was actually kinda cool. There was a NSFW part (kinda) towards the middle but the cursors covered it mostly.

Who are the morans that covered it?!


People who are unable to NOT click a boobie when the instructions say to not touch the nekkid model
 
2013-05-16 03:17:37 PM
Who are the assholes who covered the nips and bush?

I bet they were chick-geeks.

Jealous of something?
 
2013-05-16 03:25:04 PM
Well, that was pointless.
 
2013-05-16 04:29:04 PM

voodoowizard: This thing has been loading for a long time.....
I'll be back


Guessing you need something significantly better than 15MB cable to load this in under an hour?
 
2013-05-16 04:59:44 PM
ah, node.js. Is there anything pointless you can't do?
 
2013-05-16 06:04:43 PM
too farking long
 
2013-05-16 06:25:43 PM
not. really. recording. mouse. movement. yet. people. believe. what. they. read.
 
2013-05-16 06:31:09 PM
The band is called Light Light from the Netherlands.
 
2013-05-16 06:33:13 PM

hiiamchris: not. really. recording. mouse. movement. yet. people. believe. what. they. read.


It might no be anymore, not sure, but at one point it did. It was launched a month ago and at one point the code was available. It uses node.js like someone below pointed out.
 
2013-05-16 06:41:19 PM

hiiamchris: not. really. recording. mouse. movement. yet. people. believe. what. they. read.


What's with the period after every word?
 
2013-05-16 08:02:20 PM

Arachnophobe: hiiamchris: not. really. recording. mouse. movement. yet. people. believe. what. they. read.

What's with the period after every word?


Someone's having a temperamental menstrual cycle?
 
2013-05-16 08:52:26 PM
The smiley face was the best part.
 
2013-05-16 09:48:02 PM
Gawd. Loads way too slow. Got better things to do than wait for that.
 
2013-05-16 09:52:13 PM

snitramc: Gawd. Loads way too slow. Got better things to do than wait for that.


Like post on Fark over your 28.8 connection. Pfft!
 
2013-05-16 09:56:38 PM

snitramc: Gawd. Loads way too slow. Got better things to do than wait for that.


?? I am on U-Verse, lowest version, and it loaded fine. You sharing a 3G connection with ten people or something.

/reminds me of the eye candy from Hell.com back in the day.
 
2013-05-16 10:02:14 PM

Theaetetus: voodoowizard: This thing has been loading for a long time.....
I'll be back

Turn off flashblock if you're running it.


I tried that as well as trying it in Internet Explorer and turning off Admuncher just to be sure.  No luck, all I see is the loading symbol.
 
2013-05-16 10:19:38 PM

rooftop235: snitramc: Gawd. Loads way too slow. Got better things to do than wait for that.

?? I am on U-Verse, lowest version, and it loaded fine. You sharing a 3G connection with ten people or something.

/reminds me of the eye candy from Hell.com back in the day.


No I'm DOCSIS 3.0 and real 25m download. Works better when I run it over cat6 instead of 802.11.
 
2013-05-16 10:47:10 PM

snitramc: No I'm DOCSIS 3.0 and real 25m download. Works better when I run it over cat6 instead of 802.11.


That's what she said.
 
2013-05-16 10:58:21 PM
I got as far as "NOW LOADING CROWD SOURCED MUSIC VIDEO".

Uh, no thanks?
 
2013-05-16 11:21:38 PM
"make a point" and they make a line...
 
2013-05-16 11:49:20 PM
meh.
 
2013-05-17 05:41:23 AM
Cursors!  Foiled again
 
2013-05-17 07:42:58 AM
It was a neat idea but I don't like being duped into listening to your bands bad music
 
2013-05-17 10:12:43 AM
So... who was the model?
 
2013-05-17 09:50:19 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: I got as far as "NOW LOADING CROWD SOURCED MUSIC VIDEO".

Uh, no thanks?


Same here... nothing played. was that the joke?
 
2013-05-17 10:42:26 PM
my pointer gets added!!!  awesome!
 
2013-05-17 11:34:13 PM
Doesn't work with Chrome, and had to reduce zoom to 75% in IE. Your flash animation sucks, subby.
 
2013-05-18 01:49:03 AM

agent00pi: Doesn't work with Chrome, and had to reduce zoom to 75% in IE. Your flash animation sucks, subby.


Worked fine in Chrome for me.
 
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