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(The Sun)   Kanye West's expensive sports car is crushed by the two enormous swinging gates guarding the entrance to Kim Kardashian's private sanctuary. This headline is not a metaphor   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 18
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2013-05-16 07:04:19 AM
5 votes:
White people prob...oh.
2013-05-16 03:55:37 AM
5 votes:
Kim Kardashian doesn't care about black cars?
2013-05-16 07:31:00 AM
4 votes:
Kanye is the clumsiest motherfarker alive. Walking headfirst into wrongway signs, smashing his super-car into gates, not pulling out of Kim in time. Kanye! Get your shiat together!
2013-05-16 01:24:38 PM
3 votes:
Just an excuse to share this:


lmaobruh.s3.amazonaws.com
2013-05-16 08:52:19 AM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-05-16 07:22:53 AM
3 votes:
FTA:  "Kanye, who was in New York at the time, has yet to inspect the damage at first hand but is likely to be gutted.

He hasn't had the best of weeks after walking into a SIGNPOST - leaving him with a nasty bump on his bonce."

Gutted?  Bonce?  This whole article reeks of:

weknowmemes.com
2013-05-16 09:56:04 AM
2 votes:
Kanye, when the gates fell.
2013-05-16 09:13:07 AM
1 votes:
Rich people problems.

/goes off to reheat leftover instant ramen
2013-05-16 09:13:04 AM
1 votes:

Boll Virtuoso: FTA:  "Kanye, who was in New York at the time, has yet to inspect the damage at first hand but is likely to be gutted.

He hasn't had the best of weeks after walking into a SIGNPOST - leaving him with a nasty bump on his bonce."

Gutted?  Bonce?  This whole article reeks of:

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I just want you to know I will now be using "upsy stairsy."
2013-05-16 09:10:56 AM
1 votes:
That's some big-ass gate.

/runs away
2013-05-16 08:30:25 AM
1 votes:
Meh, it's only rear end damage, same as his wife.
2013-05-16 07:52:40 AM
1 votes:
Well played, subby :)

The car's low end torque is actually high rev ricer magic and doesn't handle the intense physics of a small driveway ramp.  That will teach the driver to text while goosey tapping the gas...
Much like the good ol boy trying to pull his 20' Boston Whaler out of the water with his S-10. Eight good men were put out of breath that day pushing man and boat up that ramp.  One man even set his beer down to use two hands and his beer was lost forever :(
2013-05-16 07:49:01 AM
1 votes:
Heard he's going to need a loaner...

mojoimage.com
2013-05-16 07:41:06 AM
1 votes:
Imma let you finish buffing out that crushed car Kanye, but James Dean had the most crushed celebrity car of all time!
2013-05-16 07:12:33 AM
1 votes:
What decent down-to-earth folk...they will do well together. god bless their humble ways.
2013-05-16 07:04:35 AM
1 votes:
I was thinking his Toyota was smashed by an over-sized load with mudflaps.
2013-05-16 06:56:37 AM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

"Imma let you finish..."
2013-05-16 02:23:56 AM
1 votes:
Whatever it was, he sure did wreck it.
 
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