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(The Sun)   Kanye West's expensive sports car is crushed by the two enormous swinging gates guarding the entrance to Kim Kardashian's private sanctuary. This headline is not a metaphor   ( divider line
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2013-05-16 08:50:26 AM  
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That's crushed. The article barely shows "scuffed".
2013-05-16 07:22:53 AM  
2 votes:
FTA:  "Kanye, who was in New York at the time, has yet to inspect the damage at first hand but is likely to be gutted.

He hasn't had the best of weeks after walking into a SIGNPOST - leaving him with a nasty bump on his bonce."

Gutted?  Bonce?  This whole article reeks of:

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2013-05-16 07:01:23 AM  
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Shadow Blasko: Well, he didn't... but I am guessing the guy from the repair shop is looking for a new job.

I dont really see him being blamed, its not like he drove into the doors... they closed on the car because he drove through too slowly.

FTFA:   Kanye, who was in New York at the time, has yet to inspect the damage at first hand but is likely to be gutted.

LOL these people are retarded.  Its farking Kanye West and Kim Kardashian... you think they give a fark that a repair shop scratched their car and will be repairing it most likely before they ever even see the thing?

They spend more on breakfast than its going to cost to fix that car, based off the pictures.
2013-05-16 06:54:47 AM  
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PaisleyHunter: I just read on my twitter feed that Kanye is gay. Didn't we all already know that?

No, but he was one of the first rappers to come out against homophobic lyrics in the industry and we all know how if you stick up for the gay you must be the gay.  You don't have to suck cock to champion another man's right to.
2013-05-16 08:16:48 AM  
1 vote:
Nice headline, subs.
2013-05-16 07:52:40 AM  
1 vote:
Well played, subby :)

The car's low end torque is actually high rev ricer magic and doesn't handle the intense physics of a small driveway ramp.  That will teach the driver to text while goosey tapping the gas...
Much like the good ol boy trying to pull his 20' Boston Whaler out of the water with his S-10. Eight good men were put out of breath that day pushing man and boat up that ramp.  One man even set his beer down to use two hands and his beer was lost forever :(
2013-05-16 07:31:00 AM  
1 vote:
Kanye is the clumsiest motherfarker alive. Walking headfirst into wrongway signs, smashing his super-car into gates, not pulling out of Kim in time. Kanye! Get your shiat together!
2013-05-16 07:13:21 AM  
1 vote:
"crushed" is a bit of an overstatement me thinks.
2013-05-16 06:56:13 AM  
1 vote:
I think the ghost of regret is trying to feebly escape his forehead in the included photo.
2013-05-16 03:55:37 AM  
1 vote:
Kim Kardashian doesn't care about black cars?
2013-05-16 02:26:16 AM  
1 vote:
I just read on my twitter feed that Kanye is gay. Didn't we all already know that?
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