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(The Sun)   Kanye West's expensive sports car is crushed by the two enormous swinging gates guarding the entrance to Kim Kardashian's private sanctuary. This headline is not a metaphor   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 68
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2013-05-16 02:23:56 AM
Whatever it was, he sure did wreck it.
 
2013-05-16 02:26:16 AM
I just read on my twitter feed that Kanye is gay. Didn't we all already know that?
 
2013-05-16 03:20:44 AM

cheap_thoughts: Whatever it was, he sure did wreck it.


Well, he didn't... but I am guessing the guy from the repair shop is looking for a new job.
 
2013-05-16 03:55:37 AM
Kim Kardashian doesn't care about black cars?
 
2013-05-16 06:54:47 AM

PaisleyHunter: I just read on my twitter feed that Kanye is gay. Didn't we all already know that?


No, but he was one of the first rappers to come out against homophobic lyrics in the industry and we all know how if you stick up for the gay you must be the gay.  You don't have to suck cock to champion another man's right to.
 
2013-05-16 06:56:13 AM
I think the ghost of regret is trying to feebly escape his forehead in the included photo.
 
2013-05-16 06:56:14 AM

PaisleyHunter: I just read on my twitter feed that Kanye is gay. Didn't we all already know that?


So much for being able to trust the Gorton's fisherman...
 
2013-05-16 06:56:37 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

"Imma let you finish..."
 
2013-05-16 07:01:14 AM
Just gonna leave this here...

img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-05-16 07:01:23 AM

Shadow Blasko: Well, he didn't... but I am guessing the guy from the repair shop is looking for a new job.


I dont really see him being blamed, its not like he drove into the doors... they closed on the car because he drove through too slowly.

FTFA:   Kanye, who was in New York at the time, has yet to inspect the damage at first hand but is likely to be gutted.

LOL these people are retarded.  Its farking Kanye West and Kim Kardashian... you think they give a fark that a repair shop scratched their car and will be repairing it most likely before they ever even see the thing?

They spend more on breakfast than its going to cost to fix that car, based off the pictures.
 
2013-05-16 07:04:19 AM
White people prob...oh.
 
2013-05-16 07:04:35 AM
I was thinking his Toyota was smashed by an over-sized load with mudflaps.
 
2013-05-16 07:06:24 AM
If he was driving a dump truck it would have done damage to the gates rather than the other way around.
 
2013-05-16 07:12:33 AM
What decent down-to-earth folk...they will do well together. god bless their humble ways.
 
2013-05-16 07:13:21 AM
"crushed" is a bit of an overstatement me thinks.
 
2013-05-16 07:17:13 AM
I like that car. Beats the hell out of my 11 year old Honda.
 
2013-05-16 07:22:53 AM
FTA:  "Kanye, who was in New York at the time, has yet to inspect the damage at first hand but is likely to be gutted.

He hasn't had the best of weeks after walking into a SIGNPOST - leaving him with a nasty bump on his bonce."

Gutted?  Bonce?  This whole article reeks of:

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-05-16 07:29:28 AM
And jesus wept
 
2013-05-16 07:31:00 AM
Kanye is the clumsiest motherfarker alive. Walking headfirst into wrongway signs, smashing his super-car into gates, not pulling out of Kim in time. Kanye! Get your shiat together!
 
2013-05-16 07:32:47 AM

spentshells: And jesus wept


I thought he walked... :/
 
2013-05-16 07:40:02 AM
Wrecked-em?  Damn near... oh never mind.
 
2013-05-16 07:41:06 AM
Imma let you finish buffing out that crushed car Kanye, but James Dean had the most crushed celebrity car of all time!
 
2013-05-16 07:41:11 AM
Oh what a horror, we peons with our small, insignificant "lives" and petty "problems" will never understand the sheer anguish that this hath wrought
 
2013-05-16 07:42:09 AM

DubyaHater: I like that car. Beats the hell out of my 11 year old Honda.


I also like the black on black Lambo.  Reminds me of the Batmobile.

There was an article in the LA Times this week about his house out there and it showed a different Lambo.  I think it was blue & gold... NOT a good look.
 
2013-05-16 07:49:01 AM
Heard he's going to need a loaner...

mojoimage.com
 
2013-05-16 07:49:32 AM

rev. dave: If he was driving a dump truck it would have done damage to the gates rather than the other way around.


Well he is doing one at least
 
2013-05-16 07:52:40 AM
Well played, subby :)

The car's low end torque is actually high rev ricer magic and doesn't handle the intense physics of a small driveway ramp.  That will teach the driver to text while goosey tapping the gas...
Much like the good ol boy trying to pull his 20' Boston Whaler out of the water with his S-10. Eight good men were put out of breath that day pushing man and boat up that ramp.  One man even set his beer down to use two hands and his beer was lost forever :(
 
2013-05-16 08:04:18 AM
He hasn't had the best of weeks after walking into a SIGNPOST - leaving him with a nasty bump on his bonce.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-16 08:13:10 AM
Insurance fraud.

He was tired of the car and wanted a different one.
 
2013-05-16 08:13:24 AM
You would think that if he had driving skills appropriate to the car that he would have been able to avoid this..
 
2013-05-16 08:16:48 AM
Nice headline, subs.
 
2013-05-16 08:21:01 AM
another shrug -
 
2013-05-16 08:30:25 AM
Meh, it's only rear end damage, same as his wife.
 
2013-05-16 08:50:26 AM
gallery.usgs.gov

That's crushed. The article barely shows "scuffed".
 
2013-05-16 08:52:19 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-16 08:54:36 AM
OMG, this is a tragedy.  So sad.

Excuse me while I make my way to my 2007 Honda Civic.
 
2013-05-16 09:01:07 AM
" repair shop has sent a mechanic over to see if the damage can be polished out."

so... barely scratched  ... not crushed and certainly not


  "likely to be gutted. "

why is this shiat even news?
 
2013-05-16 09:10:56 AM
That's some big-ass gate.

/runs away
 
2013-05-16 09:13:04 AM

Boll Virtuoso: FTA:  "Kanye, who was in New York at the time, has yet to inspect the damage at first hand but is likely to be gutted.

He hasn't had the best of weeks after walking into a SIGNPOST - leaving him with a nasty bump on his bonce."

Gutted?  Bonce?  This whole article reeks of:

[weknowmemes.com image 811x480]


I just want you to know I will now be using "upsy stairsy."
 
2013-05-16 09:13:07 AM
Rich people problems.

/goes off to reheat leftover instant ramen
 
2013-05-16 09:14:03 AM
That's great, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Lindsey Lohan had the greatest wreck of all time. of ALL TIME!
 
2013-05-16 09:31:55 AM
You'd think the bird sh*t in his hair was a bigger problem...
 
2013-05-16 09:52:39 AM

Mad Mark: [25.media.tumblr.com image 430x296]


oh ... damn ... my keyboard

Honey, bring me a paper towel, please ...
 
2013-05-16 09:56:04 AM
Kanye, when the gates fell.
 
2013-05-16 10:19:46 AM
It's just a cover story to hide the fact that it was actually shoping carts at Walmart that caused the dings.
 
2013-05-16 11:14:27 AM

SBinRR: Imma let you finish buffing out that crushed car Kanye, but James Dean had the most crushed celebrity car of all time!


Outta my head, you bastard...

/Was gonna use Ryan Dunn, yours was better anyways...
 
2013-05-16 11:24:27 AM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Kanye, when the gates fell closed.

 
2013-05-16 11:53:18 AM
The driver in question:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-16 12:40:30 PM
And then a bird crapped on his head?
 
2013-05-16 12:53:34 PM

Boll Virtuoso: FTA:  "Kanye, who was in New York at the time, has yet to inspect the damage at first hand but is likely to be gutted.

He hasn't had the best of weeks after walking into a SIGNPOST - leaving him with a nasty bump on his bonce."

Gutted?  Bonce?  This whole article reeks of:

[weknowmemes.com image 811x480]


Laughed my lorry off.
 
2013-05-16 01:24:38 PM
Just an excuse to share this:


lmaobruh.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-05-16 01:45:29 PM

kvinesknows: " repair shop has sent a mechanic over to see if the damage can be polished out."

so... barely scratched  ... not crushed and certainly not


  "likely to be gutted. "

why is this shiat even news?


No Bieber news lately
 
2013-05-16 02:28:58 PM
He has a horrible scowl on his face all the time, and he's an ugly motherfarker to start with. Nice work, Kim. Did you just pick him because you thought he could keep up with your attention-whoring? Hell, even Kanye West is tired of the whole circus.
 
2013-05-16 02:58:10 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Closest I could find.
 
2013-05-16 03:06:41 PM
He's a giant DOUCHE BAG anyway......breaks my heart.
 
2013-05-16 03:31:02 PM
Has there ever been a Lamborghini owner who was not a douche? Ever?
 
2013-05-16 03:39:47 PM
Just came to say damn good headline subby
 
2013-05-16 04:05:40 PM

berylman: I think the ghost of regret is trying to feebly escape his forehead in the included photo.


Cold_Sassy: You'd think the bird sh*t in his hair was a bigger problem...


I thought that was android blood and thought "holy crap! That explains everything!"
 
2013-05-16 04:21:48 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Has there ever been a Lamborghini owner who was not a douche? Ever?


magnum PI
 
2013-05-16 05:24:26 PM
I've had my driveway gates crush 2 cop cars on two seperate occasions.

They had the audacity to ask this upstanding member of the community if I made the gates colse on their cars on purpose.
 
2013-05-16 07:30:55 PM
 
2013-05-16 07:47:23 PM

kvinesknows: ecmoRandomNumbers: Has there ever been a Lamborghini owner who was not a douche? Ever?

magnum PI


Ferrari Testerosa. Hope you were trolling.
 
2013-05-16 09:17:48 PM

doccm9: kvinesknows: ecmoRandomNumbers: Has there ever been a Lamborghini owner who was not a douche? Ever?

magnum PI

Ferrari Testerosa. Hope you were trolling.


Oh you!
 
2013-05-17 12:57:26 AM
Magnum didn't own that car, did he? (Regardless of make.)
 
2013-05-17 02:14:07 AM
Subby -
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-17 09:33:17 AM

gregscott: Magnum didn't own that car, did he? (Regardless of make.)


no.. but Robin was a douche.. so let pretend. :P
 
2013-05-17 11:40:59 AM

doccm9: kvinesknows: ecmoRandomNumbers: Has there ever been a Lamborghini owner who was not a douche? Ever?

magnum PI

Ferrari Testerosa. Hope you were trolling.



Thomas Magnum drove estate owner Robin Masters' Ferrari 308. Higgins, the caretaker of the estae since  Masters is "away", is the douche.
 
2013-05-17 12:05:34 PM
Robins the douche for hiding himself from Magnum.  Higgins is teh Awesome. I love his cannon and would totally play with it

/NTTAWWT
 
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