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(San Luis Obispo Tribune)   I don't know how it works as an alternative fuel source but 13 pounds of methamphetamine in your gas tank will still get you arrested, thanks to some dogged police work   (sanluisobispo.com) divider line 19
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2013-05-16 01:57:45 AM  
media.sanluisobispo.com
"I'm going to have a LOT of fun tonight!"
 
2013-05-16 03:52:29 AM  
Put a tiger in your tank?

That's some serious go-fast.

OK. I'm done.
 
2013-05-16 03:55:15 AM  
Congratulations cops. You've ended the drug problem in America.
 
2013-05-16 03:56:33 AM  
media.salon.com

They're doing it wrong.
 
2013-05-16 04:13:22 AM  
So we're cool with 10 pounds of meth and 30 grams of coke though, right?
 
2013-05-16 04:20:57 AM  
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2013-05-16 04:31:46 AM  
Why, with that much meth I could...
finish my homework and get a good night's sleep.

/until my ADHD diagnosis, I always wondered why everyone else enjoyed the party drugs
//it just made me feel like finishing a report and reading a good book
///three lines, sleepy now
 
2013-05-16 05:10:05 AM  
Posing the dog with some kind of badge necklace and the drugs on a table was just too damn much. "What a hero! Gud boy". Lame
 
2013-05-16 05:22:13 AM  

berylman: Posing the dog with some kind of badge necklace and the drugs on a table was just too damn much. "What a hero! Gud boy". Lame


Yeah it was dumb. It also totally blows the dog's cover.
 
2013-05-16 05:59:13 AM  

squibbits: berylman: Posing the dog with some kind of badge necklace and the drugs on a table was just too damn much. "What a hero! Gud boy". Lame

Yeah it was dumb. It also totally blows the dog's cover.


His family is DEAD! His pets are DEAD! His neighbors are DEAD!
 
2013-05-16 06:38:20 AM  
Meh-th...
 
2013-05-16 06:47:07 AM  
FTA: "
Deputy Al Barger and his K-9, Jack, were traveling north on Highway 101 about 7:15 p.m. Monday when Barger noticed the car in front of him make several abrupt lane changes, according to a news release from the Sheriff's Office.
Barger ran a check on the license plate and discovered the vehicle registration had expired. He pulled over the vehicle, containing Garcia and three children, and learned Garcia had a criminal history of transporting drugs, sheriff's officials said."


Read more here: http://www.sanluisobispo.com/2013/05/15/2509435/maria-guadalupe-garci a .html#storylink=cpy
Reality: Barger ran her license plate then used the "abrupt lane change" as an excuse to make the stop. It's always like that.
 
2013-05-16 07:22:25 AM  
These low-lifes need to learn you need a prescription for your amphetamine addiction.
totalfratmove.com
 
2013-05-16 07:40:01 AM  

flamingboard: Congratulations cops. You've ended the drug problem in America.

 
Not only that but according to journalists, it's a felony to be "suspected" of doing something:


Maria Guadalupe Garcia, 32, was arrested on suspicion of possession of a controlled substance for sale and transporting a controlled substance, both felonies, as well as three counts of child endangerment.

I know they're using weasel words to avoid getting sued later on, but come on guys! Words MEAN things!
 
2013-05-16 09:31:08 AM  
OK...so the dog sniffed out the meth...

THROUGH the airtight baggies they were in...
AND DESPITE the overwhelming fumes from the gasoline the shiat was floating in.

I call bullshiat!

Not saying she shouldn't have been busted...
Just saying bullshiat on that dog's "keen nose".
 
2013-05-16 09:55:59 AM  

txchad: [img.photobucket.com image 425x382]


This is an excellent day on Fark. Thank you for clearing out my bronchial congestion (laughing)
 
2013-05-16 01:47:00 PM  
Cops don't know the value of meth, apparently.

13 pounds X 16 ounces per pound X 28 grams per ounce X $100 per gram (Memphis prices.)

$582,400.
 
2013-05-16 01:49:42 PM  

Rawhead Rex: OK...so the dog sniffed out the meth...

THROUGH the airtight baggies they were in...
AND DESPITE the overwhelming fumes from the gasoline the shiat was floating in.

I call bullshiat!

Not saying she shouldn't have been busted...
Just saying bullshiat on that dog's "keen nose".


Uhhh, read the article a bit.

Dog smells stuff from the back seat.
Back seat is removed.
Hidden compartment found.

Dog likely smelled the meth traces from around that area.
 
2013-05-16 05:54:03 PM  
Yay for 13 less pounds of meth in SLO. The rural parts of the county are pretty messed up because of it. So messed up I had to move to the city to get away from it.
 
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