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(Christian Science Monitor)   Palestinians in Gaza using intricate network of tunnels to smuggle in (a) weapons, (b) narcotics, or (c) buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken   (csmonitor.com) divider line 104
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2013-05-16 01:18:53 AM
They're using the grease to PROCESS URANIUM

/this message brought to you by the idf and mossad
 
2013-05-16 01:19:11 AM
Assuming it's a very bad plan to not tip your Palestinian fried chicken smugglers.
 
2013-05-16 01:20:09 AM
So it's come to this

/chemical warfare
 
2013-05-16 01:32:59 AM
Imagine what the headline would be if it was an African nation instead
 
2013-05-16 01:36:37 AM

cman: Imagine what the headline would be if it was an African nation instead


Popeye's?

/Churchill's, maybe?
 
2013-05-16 01:42:19 AM
Greasy KFC crap?  How about some decent pizza for a change?
 
2013-05-16 02:20:49 AM

cman: Imagine what the headline would be if it was an African nation instead


biatches better be smuggling fine strawberry soda too!
 
2013-05-16 03:25:21 AM
Yes.
 
2013-05-16 03:56:22 AM
Obvious Israeli operation to get the Palestinians too fat to protest.
 
2013-05-16 06:12:44 AM
Some

MaudlinMutantMollusk: cman: Imagine what the headline would be if it was an African nation instead

Popeye's?

/Churchill's, maybe?


Somebody post that picture of the old white guy with a bucket of KFC fighting off a horde of Africans trying to get the chicken.
 
2013-05-16 06:16:25 AM
Well, to be sure, the coleslaw and biscuits ARE worth digging tunnels for.
 
2013-05-16 06:17:19 AM
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2013-05-16 06:17:20 AM
nine piece in our time!

/with sides
 
2013-05-16 06:18:36 AM
Well this is the last straw! Clearly, if 0bama doesn't invade iran after this scandal, we'll have our proof that he's a muslin sympathizer!

/chicken-ghazi
//headspin
///slashies
 
2013-05-16 06:19:12 AM

FullMetalPanda: SomeMaudlinMutantMollusk: cman: Imagine what the headline would be if it was an African nation instead

Popeye's?

/Churchill's, maybe?

Somebody post that picture of the old white guy with a bucket of KFC fighting off a horde of Africans trying to get the chicken.


i4.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-16 06:22:05 AM
Was it halal? That is the question.
 
2013-05-16 06:22:15 AM
I don't think I'd ever had KFC until I went to college.  I had a friend there who used to love the stuff.  He loved it in all its greasy, salty horror.  I never figured out the attraction.

Maybe I'm immune to the  addictive chemical they put in the chicken that makes people crave it fortnightly.
 
2013-05-16 06:22:29 AM

robohobo: FullMetalPanda: SomeMaudlinMutantMollusk: cman: Imagine what the headline would be if it was an African nation instead

Popeye's?

/Churchill's, maybe?

Somebody post that picture of the old white guy with a bucket of KFC fighting off a horde of Africans trying to get the chicken.

[i4.photobucket.com image 750x600]


Ok, I know I'm gonna regret this, but...is that pic real?
 
2013-05-16 06:23:25 AM
i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-16 06:23:59 AM

robohobo: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 500x375]


That's the face of a woman who's serious about her chicken.
 
2013-05-16 06:25:09 AM
Oh god, I could eat some KFC soon.
 
2013-05-16 06:25:30 AM

eraser8: robohobo: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 500x375]

That's the face of a woman who's serious about her chicken.


Face and body.

/that's weightist!
 
2013-05-16 06:27:15 AM
jtown: Cartman snorting KFC gravy
Ahh...thank you, thank you!
 
2013-05-16 06:27:58 AM
They can't just go get it themselves?  Pretty ridiculous.

(got a going away party for my boss today, was thinking of bringing fried chicken)
 
2013-05-16 06:28:17 AM

PunGent: robohobo: FullMetalPanda: SomeMaudlinMutantMollusk: cman: Imagine what the headline would be if it was an African nation instead

Popeye's?

/Churchill's, maybe?

Somebody post that picture of the old white guy with a bucket of KFC fighting off a horde of Africans trying to get the chicken.

[i4.photobucket.com image 750x600]

Ok, I know I'm gonna regret this, but...is that pic real?


lulz. Consider it one of Anfernay's Fables.
 
2013-05-16 06:29:50 AM
I'm more surprised that anyone in Gaza would need an accountant.
 
2013-05-16 06:31:25 AM

abhorrent1: I'm more surprised that anyone in Gaza would need an accountant.


Well, with all the money changing hands....
 
2013-05-16 06:31:38 AM
I for one think that this is totally clucked up.
 
2013-05-16 06:31:44 AM

vossiewulf: Assuming it's a very bad plan to not tip your Palestinian fried chicken smugglers.


Yeah... they fire a rocket from your front yard into Israel and within an hour your house is toast.
 
2013-05-16 06:32:33 AM

Alphax: They can't just go get it themselves?  Pretty ridiculous.

I suggest you RTFA.
 
2013-05-16 06:34:11 AM
I ate the bones.
 
2013-05-16 06:35:23 AM

berylman: Alphax: They can't just go get it themselves?  Pretty ridiculous.
I suggest you RTFA.


I did.
 
2013-05-16 06:35:44 AM
Extra Hamashed potatoes please!
 
2013-05-16 06:38:26 AM
therealrevo.com
 
2013-05-16 06:42:52 AM
"Ya gotta be a rooster to get a better piece of chicken." -- Mickey Mantle

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-16 06:46:23 AM
that the smuggler was bemoaning his lack of business was a nice touch.
 
2013-05-16 06:56:20 AM
Chicken the food that unites us all.

http://youtu.be/wJ4B7G8Rw3Q

// Come back Dave Chappelle
 
2013-05-16 06:57:48 AM
KFC = everyone's new favorite republican acronym.

(Keep Fryin' that Chicken!)
 
2013-05-16 07:05:30 AM

eraser8: I don't think I'd ever had KFC until I went to college.  I had a friend there who used to love the stuff.  He loved it in all its greasy, salty horror.  I never figured out the attraction.

Maybe I'm immune to the  addictive chemical they put in the chicken that makes people crave it fortnightly.


KFC used to be a real treat back in the 60s.  It was genuine fried chicken back then, and genuine potatoes, genuine cole slaw, genuine biscuits.  Now it's all synthesized, mass-produced factory crap, and I can't figure out why anybody eats it.  It's cheap, I guess, and fast, and they don't even know what real food is like any more.

But you can take my word for it, there was a time when it was great stuff.
 
2013-05-16 07:15:55 AM
First time I ever had KFC was in 1966 - the first-ever store in the UK had opened the year before and we were in Lytham on holiday - half an hour's drive for my dad to take us Preston where the store was. It was amazing - almost a life-changing moment and it started a love-affair that went on for about 3 decades. Then it seemed to change - and definitely not for the better.

A couple of years ago I sampled some again after the best part of 15 years abstinence, hoping that I had just basically got bored with it, and praying that the great taste of old would have somehow been restored by time's inexorable march.

'Disappointing' is an understatement.
 
2013-05-16 07:25:05 AM
Wow, it makes it sound as if they are actually human beings!
 
2013-05-16 07:26:11 AM

eraser8: I don't think I'd ever had KFC until I went to college.  I had a friend there who used to love the stuff.  He loved it in all its greasy, salty horror.  I never figured out the attraction.

Maybe I'm immune to the  addictive chemical they put in the chicken that makes people crave it fortnightly.


i293.photobucket.com

Smartarse!
 
2013-05-16 07:32:20 AM

Kibbler: eraser8: I don't think I'd ever had KFC until I went to college.  I had a friend there who used to love the stuff.  He loved it in all its greasy, salty horror.  I never figured out the attraction.

Maybe I'm immune to the  addictive chemical they put in the chicken that makes people crave it fortnightly.

KFC used to be a real treat back in the 60s.  It was genuine fried chicken back then, and genuine potatoes, genuine cole slaw, genuine biscuits.  Now it's all synthesized, mass-produced factory crap, and I can't figure out why anybody eats it.  It's cheap, I guess, and fast, and they don't even know what real food is like any more.

But you can take my word for it, there was a time when it was great stuff.


Gee, those foctory-synthsized fake bones are really convincing.
 
2013-05-16 07:35:33 AM
I ATE THE BONES.
 
2013-05-16 07:36:38 AM
Trick question - Kentucky Fried Chicken is narcotics.
 
2013-05-16 07:46:53 AM

give me doughnuts: Kibbler: eraser8: I don't think I'd ever had KFC until I went to college.  I had a friend there who used to love the stuff.  He loved it in all its greasy, salty horror.  I never figured out the attraction.

Maybe I'm immune to the  addictive chemical they put in the chicken that makes people crave it fortnightly.

KFC used to be a real treat back in the 60s.  It was genuine fried chicken back then, and genuine potatoes, genuine cole slaw, genuine biscuits.  Now it's all synthesized, mass-produced factory crap, and I can't figure out why anybody eats it.  It's cheap, I guess, and fast, and they don't even know what real food is like any more.

But you can take my word for it, there was a time when it was great stuff.

Gee, those foctory-synthsized fake bones are really convincing.


Scrawny, ill-tasting chickens raised in crowded cages in huge factory farms.  "Breading" that is like some kind of alien goo.  Yes, synthesized.  I can't even detect the flavor of chicken any more.  It's just "generic greasy salty fast-food flavor."

My earliest memories of a Kentucky Fried Chicken were from about 1965.  It was an old-fashioned chicken shack.  No place to sit down and eat.  You went in and ordered (or phoned it in ahead of time) and waited.  Then took it home.  It was not fast food.  The place had screen windows (hot as hell in their during the summer), and some standing room, and a counter where you could see them cooking.  They made each order as it came in.  They mashed their own potatoes.  They baked their own made-from-scratch biscuits.  They cooked their own fresh green beans, made their own cole slaw.  It was real.  I'm not saying it was haute cuisine.  It was an old-fashioned chicken shack and it tasted great.

The plasticized, synthesized, air-conditioned, factory food outlet with drivethrough of today does not even remotely resemble it.  KFC went off the edge when they moved toward "we need to be able to get an order to a customer within three minutes."  That means factory-processed, pre-cooked, warmed food that you just shove in a bag.  The other problem was, "We need to be able to compete with McDonald's on price." That meant lowering standards and moving toward factory-processed synthesized junk instead of real food.

OK I'm done ranting now.
 
2013-05-16 07:50:51 AM

jtown:


Dont ever try and fark me
 
2013-05-16 08:01:29 AM

Resident Muslim: Wow, it makes it sound as if they are actually human beings!


No, they are terrorists and don't you forget it. Where is he, anyway?
 
2013-05-16 08:05:07 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I ATE THE BONES.


YES!  Thank You!  Love that commercial.
 
2013-05-16 08:08:17 AM

orbister: Resident Muslim: Wow, it makes it sound as if they are actually human beings!

No, they are terrorists and don't you forget it. Where is he, anyway?


You misspelled terrrst.

/sorry, pet peeve.
 
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