puffy999: [i.imgur.com image 641x1234]
DarkLancelot: Abox: My ex gf endo'd into a prickly pear cactus patch while we were mountain biking. It was like she landed in shaved glass...took at least an hour to get enough slivers off her and then out of my gloves before we could head back. And months later we were still finding little shards in the bed. We decided that that stupid plant's defense system was WAY in excess of what it needed.It's also part of it's reproductive system!
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