Shadow Blasko: Obligatory Kwame reference before this gets the Redlight Duphammer
fanbladesaresharp: Uh if you're already in a "toy shoppe" why is it embarassing? Everybody knows why you're there before you even open your mouth. Have fun with whatever kink you're into. That's the point of having those, uhh.....things. The hornets nest? Well that's a literal one, the figurative one is if your partner finds out about this kink and didn't tell them or invite them to partake./doesn't have a real doll//or a fleshlight///ceiling swing is another story.
choo: "The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012."Also it was greenlit yesterday.ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZ
bdub77: That's what she said?
PunGent: fanbladesaresharp: Uh if you're already in a "toy shoppe" why is it embarassing? Everybody knows why you're there before you even open your mouth. Have fun with whatever kink you're into. That's the point of having those, uhh.....things. The hornets nest? Well that's a literal one, the figurative one is if your partner finds out about this kink and didn't tell them or invite them to partake./doesn't have a real doll//or a fleshlight///ceiling swing is another story.Heh...that ceiling swing how you got your handle?
bingethinker: Semen on the Wasps is the name of my retro-punk band.
The Angry Hand of God: II had a Fleshlight. Those things take more maintenance than a girlfriend. At least the girlfriend can clean herself up when you are done. Mine fell on the floor once, and got covered in cat fur. Threw it out after that.
illannoyin: I can understand the real doll part but a fleshlight? No.Women are always going on about how they don't need a man. How their vibrator liberated and empowered them and blah blah blah. But guys should be ashamed or embarrassed to use a sex toy. Why? The popular notion is that they are pathetic losers who can't get any woman to fark them so they have to resort to artificial means of satisfaction. The truth is it is much easier for women than men to have sex whenever they want it. Guys have to jump through a lot more hoops before a woman allows a man to have sex with her. For men sex is an activity that's not physically possible without arousal. Women just have to be wiling. If she is not physically aroused that is easily overcome.Also, unlike men, no matter what her personality flaws may be there are plenty of guys who aren't going to pass up the chance to have sex. She might be a crazy shrew but hey, she's being cool now and wants to fark! I'm not some pathetic loser who needs a fleshlight. I'm a real man who farks real live women! No matter how horrible a person she is.♫Doesn't matter, had sex!♫ It's funny because it's true.It is also true that when you have unlimited access to a method of sexual release that is equal to what a woman's equipment has to offer they no longer control the sexual transaction. This frightens many women as it takes away their most powerful means of manipulating men.So, I think guys should do the same as women. Get a fleshlight, a bottle of gun oil, and keep your balls empty.Once your needs are being met in a way that is comparable (in some cases even superior) to a woman you'll soon find that you behave more rationally around them. You won't put up with a manipulative woman's BS anymore. Which, of course, will make them 1000% more attracted to you.
MelGoesOnTour: Well, I hate to say it but..."old news is old news". I saw this story a couple of days ago [not being ironic or trendoid or hipster-ish]. Just saying that FARK is getting a bit slow insofar as "new stuff" goes. Not that I can do any better, of course. Jus' sayin'.
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