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(Huffington Post)   Louie Gohmert (R-eally needs a psych evaluation) goes full word-salad while being all outragey toward Eric Holder: "The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 215
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2013-05-15 06:28:25 PM
Holy crap, that's what he actually said.
 
2013-05-15 06:36:22 PM
Gohmert seems to be unable to comprehend the words that are being spoken to him. It's like he stepped into the real world and is confused when his rhetoric falls to all this "logic" and "fact" and "fancy schmancy librul stuff".
 
2013-05-15 06:41:01 PM
I'm willing to bet that Gohmert prefers white asparagus.
 
2013-05-15 06:48:55 PM
This will play perfectly to his narrow-minded, bigoted, inbred East Texas constituency..
 
2013-05-15 06:55:02 PM
Maybe Louie is a fan of:

Mad Meat Genius.. (check the comments section)
 
2013-05-15 06:58:38 PM
 
2013-05-15 07:03:49 PM
Every day he adds a bit to his current lead in the hotly-contested race for the title of "The Very Dumbest of the Extreme Dumbfarks in Congress."
 
2013-05-15 07:05:06 PM
At least Holder didn't rub his rhubarb.
 
2013-05-15 07:09:18 PM

Karac: At least Holder didn't rub his rhubarb.


or manhandle his mushrooms
 
2013-05-15 07:34:58 PM

EasyWind: Karac: At least Holder didn't rub his rhubarb.

or manhandle his mushrooms


or fellate his fava beans
 
2013-05-15 07:40:54 PM
It really is scary how much he looks like Bud Dwyer in the eyes.  That beady, nervous guilty rat look in the eyes...
 
2013-05-15 07:46:12 PM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-05-15 07:46:53 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: It really is scary how much he looks like Bud Dwyer in the eyes.  That beady, nervous guilty rat look in the eyes...


If Louie brings in a manila envelope into tomorrow's meeting.. LOOK OUT.
 
2013-05-15 07:48:00 PM
I don't even understand what he meant to say.
 
2013-05-15 07:56:06 PM
*scans headline*

*rescans in disbelief*


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-15 07:59:54 PM

DamnYankees: I don't even understand what he meant to say.


He doesn't want him to cast his aspirations on his asparagus, obviously.
 
2013-05-15 08:02:26 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
"Derpity derp derp ASPARAGUS derp derp derp!"
 
2013-05-15 08:11:06 PM
There's no word that sounds like "asparagus" that he could have been trying to say.  I think he was trying to be funny by using two words that have multiple syllables and the same first syllable.  Unfortunately, because he is deeply unintelligent, his attempt failed.

It's actually sort of cruel to even criticize him, in the same way that critiquing a mentally retarded child's attempt at using shoelaces would only reflect poorly on the critic.
 
2013-05-15 08:11:23 PM

DamnYankees: I don't even understand what he meant to say.


The man can barely form a coherent sentence.
/asparagus@8:55
 
2013-05-15 08:16:09 PM
yes, folks, this man IS that dumb.
 
2013-05-15 08:21:39 PM

Karac: EasyWind: Karac: At least Holder didn't rub his rhubarb.

or manhandle his mushrooms

or fellate his fava beans


or caress his cucumber
 
2013-05-15 08:27:17 PM

ariseatex: Karac: EasyWind: Karac: At least Holder didn't rub his rhubarb.

or manhandle his mushrooms

or fellate his fava beans

or caress his cucumber


or pontificate upon his potatoes
 
2013-05-15 08:28:08 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-15 08:29:40 PM

Godscrack: [imageshack.us image 694x258]


I get a Jim Jones vibe from the right image and a Heavens Gate vibe from the left.
 
2013-05-15 08:36:32 PM

EasyWind: ariseatex: Karac: EasyWind: Karac: At least Holder didn't rub his rhubarb.

or manhandle his mushrooms

or fellate his fava beans

or caress his cucumber

or pontificate upon his potatoes


or ogle his onions
 
2013-05-15 08:39:38 PM

Karac: EasyWind: ariseatex: Karac: EasyWind: Karac: At least Holder didn't rub his rhubarb.

or manhandle his mushrooms

or fellate his fava beans

or caress his cucumber

or pontificate upon his potatoes

or ogle his onions


or fist his fig
 
2013-05-15 08:39:56 PM
See, this is what the Americans with Disabilities Act gets us. You stupid libs!
 
2013-05-15 08:45:53 PM

markie_farkie: Karac: EasyWind: ariseatex: Karac: EasyWind: Karac: At least Holder didn't rub his rhubarb.

or manhandle his mushrooms

or fellate his fava beans

or caress his cucumber

or pontificate upon his potatoes

or ogle his onions

or fist his fig


or diddle his doughnut
 
2013-05-15 08:51:05 PM
"Gohmert" sounds like the name you'd call infected discharge from a prolapsed anus..
 
2013-05-15 08:53:30 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: It really is scary how much he looks like Bud Dwyer in the eyes.  That beady, nervous guilty rat look in the eyes...


I keep thinking Homer Simpson whenever I see him.
 
2013-05-15 08:55:40 PM

Godscrack: markie_farkie: Karac: EasyWind: ariseatex: Karac: EasyWind: Karac: At least Holder didn't rub his rhubarb.

or manhandle his mushrooms

or fellate his fava beans

or caress his cucumber

or pontificate upon his potatoes

or ogle his onions

or fist his fig

or diddle his doughnut


or lust longingly after Louie's lentils. Those are Louie's lentils! Not yours!
 
2013-05-15 09:04:37 PM

EasyWind: Godscrack: markie_farkie: Karac: EasyWind: ariseatex: Karac: EasyWind: Karac: At least Holder didn't rub his rhubarb.

or manhandle his mushrooms

or fellate his fava beans

or caress his cucumber

or pontificate upon his potatoes

or ogle his onions

or fist his fig

or diddle his doughnut

or lust longingly after Louie's lentils. Those are Louie's lentils! Not yours!


or gargle with his green beans
 
2013-05-15 09:07:56 PM

Karac: At least Holder didn't rub his rhubarb.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-15 09:20:27 PM
This is the dumbest man in Congress. That is a hell of an accomplishment.
 
2013-05-15 09:22:38 PM

what_now: This is the dumbest man in Congress. That is a hell of an accomplishment.


Yeah really. How is that even measurable?
 
2013-05-15 09:26:45 PM
You know I thought Obama was the greatest troll in politics, but I think Eric Holder may have him beat. Eric Holder has icewater in his veins.
 
2013-05-15 09:28:25 PM

Mugato: what_now: This is the dumbest man in Congress. That is a hell of an accomplishment.

Yeah really. How is that even measurable?


By 'man', do you mean human beings, or just males?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-15 09:30:02 PM

Karac: Mugato: what_now: This is the dumbest man in Congress. That is a hell of an accomplishment.

Yeah really. How is that even measurable?

By 'man', do you mean human beings, or just males?
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x275]


She's stupid and crazy, but I think more crazy than stupid. We really do need a scale, though. Gohmert is not even borderline retarded.
 
2013-05-15 09:35:35 PM
Maybe he thought Holder was casting aspersions on his aspergers.
 
2013-05-15 09:37:50 PM

bdub77: She's stupid and crazy, but I think more crazy than stupid. We really do need a scale, though. Gohmert is not even borderline retarded.


These are our leaders. Sleep well.
 
2013-05-15 09:45:35 PM

NewportBarGuy: bdub77: She's stupid and crazy, but I think more crazy than stupid. We really do need a scale, though. Gohmert is not even borderline retarded.

These are our leaders. Sleep well.


We. Are. F*cking. Doomed.
 
2013-05-15 09:51:46 PM
Virginia Foxx(not a porn star) is his only real competition.

politix.topix.com
 
2013-05-15 09:52:37 PM

Captain Dan: There's no word that sounds like "asparagus" that he could have been trying to say.  I think he was trying to be funny by using two words that have multiple syllables and the same first syllable.  Unfortunately, because he is deeply unintelligent, his attempt failed.

It's actually sort of cruel to even criticize him, in the same way that critiquing a mentally retarded child's attempt at using shoelaces would only reflect poorly on the critic.


Can we still make fun of the fetid, subhuman, land before time ape creatures who thought voting for this peabrain was a good idea?
 
2013-05-15 09:53:55 PM
Who needs facts when you can quote directly from WND.
 
2013-05-15 09:55:56 PM

Karac: Mugato: what_now: This is the dumbest man in Congress. That is a hell of an accomplishment.

Yeah really. How is that even measurable?

By 'man', do you mean human beings, or just males?
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x275]


I'm not sure Gohmert is even the dumbest congressperson from Texas. There's some stiff competition there.
 
2013-05-15 09:57:44 PM
Well that's not weird at all...
 
2013-05-15 10:01:18 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Holy crap, that's what he actually said.


He, uh.. Wow. Yes. Yes, he did. JFC, this is why I can't watch derp teevee.
 
2013-05-15 10:05:43 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-15 10:05:51 PM

Karac: EasyWind: Godscrack: markie_farkie: Karac: EasyWind: ariseatex: Karac: EasyWind: Karac: At least Holder didn't rub his rhubarb.

or manhandle his mushrooms

or fellate his fava beans

or caress his cucumber

or pontificate upon his potatoes

or ogle his onions

or fist his fig

or diddle his doughnut

or lust longingly after Louie's lentils. Those are Louie's lentils! Not yours!

or gargle with his green beans


Or have sex with the contents of his fridge.
 
2013-05-15 10:06:21 PM
Say, where are all the stalwart defenders of everything GOP?
 
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