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(KTAR Phoenix)   Not News: US Govt takes Native Americans land/resources/lives. News: Arizona Tribe gives money to Arizona City. FARK: $10,000,000.00   (ktar.com) divider line 61
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2013-05-15 08:18:52 PM
BINGO!

Would have been a much better headline.
 
2013-05-15 08:19:52 PM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-15 08:19:58 PM
This is bribery to keep the state out of Indian gaming.  Not that I wouldn't appreciate it.
 
2013-05-15 08:20:27 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-15 08:21:48 PM

AfroX: [i39.tinypic.com image 850x566]


Is that Sheriff Joe trimming his ear hair?
 
2013-05-15 08:21:56 PM
Arizona City, Arizona?  Or Arizona City, Missouri?  I always get confused.
 
2013-05-15 08:22:10 PM
Does this recreation centre involve the word  casino?
 
2013-05-15 08:22:47 PM

AfroX: [i39.tinypic.com image 850x566]


Jokes on him, the city of Maricopa's not in his jurisdiction (Maricopa County).
 
2013-05-15 08:23:25 PM
Funds misappropriated in 3... 2...


/cynic at best.
 
2013-05-15 08:25:52 PM
For you Europeans, that works out to 10.000.000,00.

/.... you stupidheads and your comma|decimal issue
 
2013-05-15 08:26:10 PM
So we can't raise taxes one cent because Soshalizm, but it's okay to let casinos (regardless of who runs them) bleed suckers dry.

I don't like it, no sir, not one bit.
 
2013-05-15 08:27:21 PM
$10,000,000 in nickles?

/ does that joke make me a bad person?
 
2013-05-15 08:30:28 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: So we can't raise taxes one cent because Soshalizm, but it's okay to let casinos (regardless of who runs them) bleed suckers dry.

I don't like it, no sir, not one bit.


Lotto is a stupid-tax.
 
2013-05-15 08:30:52 PM
Put it all on Red
 
2013-05-15 08:31:44 PM
Even the Casa Grande Dispatch has a paywall now.  Circ. 9000, Tuesday-Sunday.  Sheesh.
 
2013-05-15 08:32:11 PM
Take all our shiat, we'll give you money.
 
2013-05-15 08:33:16 PM
That'll buy a lot of frybread.
 
2013-05-15 08:33:59 PM
If they take the money from the white man . . .
Then give it back . . .
What does that make them?
 
2013-05-15 08:35:12 PM
You guys are all looking at this the wrong way.

Tribal Casino donates money to the county and school system. Increases over all earning potential for students further in life. That monies coming back.

Tribal Casino donates money for recreational complex, bringing in more traffic to the city/area.. Which is near the Casino. Money is coming back.
 
2013-05-15 08:35:51 PM

wademh: Put it all on Red


3.bp.blogspot.com

Does not approve.
 
2013-05-15 08:38:23 PM

Astorix: Does this recreation centre involve the word  casino?


No, but the Ak-Chin tribe does have a casino nearby (Harrah's operates it).
 
2013-05-15 08:41:39 PM

fusillade762: wademh: Put it all on Red

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x296]

Does not approve.


Yeah, but it's Arizona.
 
2013-05-15 08:44:25 PM

UsikFark: Kumana Wanalaia: So we can't raise taxes one cent because Soshalizm, but it's okay to let casinos (regardless of who runs them) bleed suckers dry.

I don't like it, no sir, not one bit.

Lotto is a stupid-tax.


Not going to play the 360 million powerball tonight?
 
2013-05-15 08:46:50 PM

gameshowhost: For you Europeans, that works out to 10.000.000,00.

/.... you stupidheads and your comma|decimal issue


It's like they're intentionally trying to be different.
"WE'LL JUST REVERSE EVERYTHING!"

inb4eurosdiditfirstudumbamerican
 
2013-05-15 08:51:44 PM
Somehow I don't trust them....

images.tvrage.com
 
2013-05-15 08:58:34 PM

SearchN: You guys are all looking at this the wrong way.

Tribal Casino donates money to the county and school system. Increases over all earning potential for students further in life. That monies coming back.

Tribal Casino donates money for recreational complex, bringing in more traffic to the city/area.. Which is near the Casino. Money is coming back.


Exactly. Money is just part of a cycle and they are forward-thinking with it. Now all the honkeys are getting in an uproar because they got smart with their money and break the stereotypes that have been held for so long.
 
2013-05-15 09:04:25 PM

SearchN: You guys are all looking at this the wrong way.

Tribal Casino donates money to the county and school system. Increases over all earning potential for students further in life. That monies coming back.

Tribal Casino donates money for recreational complex, bringing in more traffic to the city/area.. Which is near the Casino. Money is coming back.


It's like they are giving it then want it back. What's that called again
 
2013-05-15 09:11:21 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: So we can't raise taxes one cent because Soshalizm, but it's okay to let casinos (regardless of who runs them) bleed suckers dry.

I don't like it, no sir, not one bit.


Because robbery = voluntary giving.
 
2013-05-15 09:11:32 PM

UsikFark: Kumana Wanalaia: So we can't raise taxes one cent because Soshalizm, but it's okay to let casinos (regardless of who runs them) bleed suckers dry.

I don't like it, no sir, not one bit.

Lotto is a stupid-tax.


That's an original statement.
 
2013-05-15 09:15:23 PM

natmar_76: gameshowhost: For you Europeans, that works out to 10.000.000,00.

/.... you stupidheads and your comma|decimal issue

It's like they're intentionally trying to be different.
"WE'LL JUST REVERSE EVERYTHING!"

inb4eurosdiditfirstudumbamerican


upload.wikimedia.org

Wikipedia lists 40 countries using the point, 64 countries using the comma for separating the decimals. Also, "10.000.000,00" does not make any sense in places where the point is not used to note the thousand separator.

Moreover, 7.4 million + 2.6 million does not necessarily equal 10,000,000.00 (most probably not). The last decimal digit is supposed to be rounded. When you say 7.4 million it can be anywhere between 7,350,000 and 7,449,999. OTOH when you write 10,000,000.00 it is expected to be between 9,999,999.995 and 10,000,000.004.

Why can't you just say ten million? Oh I see, you gotta be different.
 
2013-05-15 09:30:43 PM

Lith: BINGO!

Would have been a much better headline.


Something about how they'll probably try to take it back?
 
2013-05-15 09:32:38 PM
Wow ... A math expression nazi
 
2013-05-15 09:38:28 PM
The people in Arizona should use the money to buy some Mayan pyramids!

They are just tearing the hell out of them down in South America.
 
2013-05-15 09:41:12 PM

Shadow Blasko: Wow ... A math expression nazi



I'd say a math geek instead, since he didn't jump all over somebody's shiat about it.
 
2013-05-15 09:41:13 PM

traylor: natmar_76: gameshowhost: For you Europeans, that works out to 10.000.000,00.

/.... you stupidheads and your comma|decimal issue

It's like they're intentionally trying to be different.
"WE'LL JUST REVERSE EVERYTHING!"

inb4eurosdiditfirstudumbamerican

[upload.wikimedia.org image 500x254]

Wikipedia lists 40 countries using the point, 64 countries using the comma for separating the decimals. Also, "10.000.000,00" does not make any sense in places where the point is not used to note the thousand separator.

Moreover, 7.4 million + 2.6 million does not necessarily equal 10,000,000.00 (most probably not). The last decimal digit is supposed to be rounded. When you say 7.4 million it can be anywhere between 7,350,000 and 7,449,999. OTOH when you write 10,000,000.00 it is expected to be between 9,999,999.995 and 10,000,000.004.

Why can't you just say ten million? Oh I see, you gotta be different.


Now let's discuss American Billion versus British Billion
 
2013-05-15 09:48:39 PM

SpdrJay: The people in Arizona should use the money to buy some Mayan pyramids!

They are just tearing the hell out of them down in South America.


ORLY? Where in South America?
 
2013-05-15 09:50:37 PM
The Red Man already got his revenge on the pale faces, and it came in the form of Usury and Gambling.
 
2013-05-15 09:50:42 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: ecause robbery = voluntary giving.


Your honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. My client never said he had an INTENT to do any real physical damage to the plaintiff. He merely said, "I have a gun" which is a god given right and constitutional right afforded to every American. He merely gestured with his hand which was indeed wrapped around a bag of skittles in the pocket of his Ambercrombie and Fitch hoodie, a popular raiment of our society's haute couture. He simply asked the plaintiff for some spare change. He never intended to imply any real threat to the plainiff, who could have spent his life working on his physique, rather than becoming the pasty, basement dwelling creature we all know has been mooching off of his mother for his entire adult life. My client only required bus fare and asked a neighbor if he could help out in his time of need. No more then the plaintiff would have ordinarily dropped in the collection plate of his local church... If he ever bothered to go to CHURCH. But he didn't. No. The plaintiff was exiting the local Good Times PORNOGRAPHY STORE when he was approached by my client, a simple community organizer, who, as a naturalized citizen from the up and coming country of Kenya, which is, as all of you jurors know, is the natural birthplace of our great president, and who has sworn allegiance to our country, unlike the plaintiff, when he was simple asked for a helping hand. I ask you, good members of the court, is this the face of a common thug? Or is this the face of the newest acquired member of the tenor society of the Broward County Community Baptist Church's Choir??
The defense  rests, your honor.
 
2013-05-15 09:56:44 PM
Go, go Pima and Tohono O'odham tribal-money-give-back attack! In all seriousness, I wish my f*&^ing tribe would do something right like this... Good on them for doing right by the kids, no matter what tribe they belong to.
 
2013-05-15 09:56:51 PM
Are you sure it's a Native American tribe? The Ak-Chin sounds more like a street gang. The money going to the schools? That's recruiting. The money going to the park? Defensive positiions and drug distribution points.
 
2013-05-15 09:57:01 PM

hardinparamedic: The Red Man already got his revenge on the pale faces, and it came in the form of Usury and Gambling.


And the peace pipe.
 
2013-05-15 10:01:18 PM
Wow, up here in Canada our Indians sit on their asses getting fat off of govnmt handouts and avoiding real work.

 Idle no more?  What a pant-load.
 
2013-05-15 10:02:14 PM

wademh: traylor: natmar_76: gameshowhost: For you Europeans, that works out to 10.000.000,00.

/.... you stupidheads and your comma|decimal issue

It's like they're intentionally trying to be different.
"WE'LL JUST REVERSE EVERYTHING!"

inb4eurosdiditfirstudumbamerican

[upload.wikimedia.org image 500x254]

Wikipedia lists 40 countries using the point, 64 countries using the comma for separating the decimals. Also, "10.000.000,00" does not make any sense in places where the point is not used to note the thousand separator.

Moreover, 7.4 million + 2.6 million does not necessarily equal 10,000,000.00 (most probably not). The last decimal digit is supposed to be rounded. When you say 7.4 million it can be anywhere between 7,350,000 and 7,449,999. OTOH when you write 10,000,000.00 it is expected to be between 9,999,999.995 and 10,000,000.004.

Why can't you just say ten million? Oh I see, you gotta be different.

Now let's discuss American Billion versus British Billion


Let's discuss Tiffany Million instead.
 
2013-05-15 10:02:31 PM
Finally! It's about time the white man starts getting some reparations!  My ancestors were slavers and conqueres and I have to live every day with the discriminating stares of the former serf classes.  That's emotionally traumatizing!  So on behalf of white people everywhere, thank you.
 
2013-05-15 10:17:28 PM
You know that "Not News" section of the headline?  It was actually supposed to be something that was in the news, and reported as news, but that wasn't considered newsworthy.  Not part of history.  If you need any more help figuring out how to use these complex new fangled preapproved meme formatted headline structures just send me a fax.
 
2013-05-15 10:26:11 PM
Ak-Chin Indian Community

Ok now you're just making these names up.
 
2013-05-15 10:28:33 PM
The Choctaw tribe donated money to the Irish.

In 1847.

This was soon after the Trail of Tears.

Now that's a mindfark.

/My ancestors were cool, if drunken.
 
2013-05-15 10:38:22 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Ak-Chin


Guess own tights.
 
2013-05-15 10:47:15 PM
This is for keeping out the Mexicans, right?
 
2013-05-15 10:48:34 PM

Ring of Fire: SearchN: You guys are all looking at this the wrong way.

Tribal Casino donates money to the county and school system. Increases over all earning potential for students further in life. That monies coming back.

Tribal Casino donates money for recreational complex, bringing in more traffic to the city/area.. Which is near the Casino. Money is coming back.

It's like they are giving it then want it back. What's that called again


I was gonna say "Dutch Treat," but that's nor right, either. If only we had some way of signalling for assistance in this matter...
 
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