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2013-05-15 06:24:12 PM
The Blob II: Nightmare In Nanjing!
 
2013-05-15 06:29:16 PM
media.heavy.com
 
2013-05-15 06:35:32 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


The Stuff

reference? Niiiice.
 
2013-05-15 06:49:45 PM
dont know wut it is? lets stand around it like MORONS instead of calling hazmat.

oh wait, its china, they have a population issue.

carry on citizen.
 
2013-05-15 06:49:49 PM
Nothing a few Rice Krispies can't fix.
 
2013-05-15 06:50:50 PM
Mmmmm, sewage foam.
 
2013-05-15 06:51:27 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


Came for this...

Leaving happy.
 
2013-05-15 06:52:23 PM
Wait, they've been lying about the earth being full of lava??
 
2013-05-15 06:52:28 PM

mraudacia: dont know wut it is? lets stand around it like MORONS instead of calling hazmat.

oh wait, its china, they have a population issue.

carry on citizen.


Reminds me of the tard in Brazil who found a glowing something and instead of realizing it was dangerously radioactive thought oh shiny and made it into jewelry for his wife.
 
2013-05-15 06:53:01 PM
www.coolestguyplanettech.com
 
2013-05-15 06:53:31 PM
Hrm...really skewed male/female population....

images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-05-15 06:54:42 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


The real question, are they eating it or is it eating them?
 
2013-05-15 06:54:44 PM
Pee and dry cleaning fluid dancin' in the streets.
 
2013-05-15 06:55:00 PM
Ship it to Best Korea, they'll eat anything
 
2013-05-15 06:56:10 PM
The Chinese have built so much, so fast and much of it so poorly that it's entirely possible the country will almost literally fall apart 10-15 years from now - if their economy is not roaring along at the point all those rebuild bills come due they are going to be in a world of hurt.
 
2013-05-15 06:56:13 PM

Deadite: cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]

The real question, are they eating it or is it eating them?


Yes.
 
2013-05-15 06:57:52 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


Well, yeah! Poor Garrett Morris...
 
2013-05-15 06:59:53 PM
Gray goo?

/It's in Revelations, people!
 
2013-05-15 07:00:43 PM
It looks like a vagina, so I guess all those aborted female babies are coming back for revenge!
 
2013-05-15 07:01:09 PM
sharing.newsnet5.com

Save yourselves!
 
2013-05-15 07:03:15 PM
Industrial waste illegally dumped into local sewer system.
 
2013-05-15 07:04:09 PM

BumpInTheNight: Hrm...really skewed male/female population....


Nanjing was 107.31 males to 100 females in 2010.

Its way worse in the "rural" areas. Factory centers hire predominantly female. Men left back home with no money, no me love you long time. Bad situation for government in China.
 
2013-05-15 07:05:09 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


Soon we'll hear reports of Chinese villagers suddenly attacking soft serve outlets.
 
2013-05-15 07:05:19 PM
It looks like someone spilled a Guinness.
 
2013-05-15 07:10:23 PM
whatever it is, it will be in the ocean soon.
 
2013-05-15 07:15:00 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-15 07:17:52 PM

cretinbob:


Done in one. Damn that was fast
 
2013-05-15 07:22:45 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


I was actually worried that there wouldn't be a The Stuff reference in here. Thank you.
 
2013-05-15 07:23:20 PM
Tell them it's a medicine better than rhino horn, or bear gall bladders, or tiger fur, or whatever the hell they normally use. It will be gone by morning.
 
2013-05-15 07:27:36 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Tell them it's a medicine better than rhino horn, or bear gall bladders, or tiger fur, or whatever the hell they normally use. It will be gone by morning.


Being China, I was really surprised when they didn't blame it on mystical spirits.
 
2013-05-15 07:28:17 PM
Is anyone else suddenly really hungry for pancakes?
 
2013-05-15 07:32:47 PM

Packersfan823: Is anyone else suddenly really hungry for pancakes?


i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-15 07:33:06 PM
I've seen this movie; it doesn't go well.
 
2013-05-15 07:33:12 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Tell them it's a medicine better than rhino horn, or bear gall bladders, or tiger fur, or whatever the hell they normally use. It will be gone by morning.


No wonder Asians are so efficient at World of Warcraft quests..
 
2013-05-15 07:33:16 PM
What kind of farking pollution causes that?
 
2013-05-15 07:35:32 PM
Why stop at one screenshot?

2.bp.blogspot.com

Too much is NEVER enough... of The Stuff!
 
2013-05-15 07:36:23 PM
img405.imageshack.us

"So solly".
 
2013-05-15 07:40:35 PM
www.superpants.net
 
2013-05-15 07:46:14 PM
In other news, a rare portrait of Vigo the Carpathian is being exhibited in the Nanjing Museum of Art.
 
2013-05-15 07:46:17 PM
Brought about by attempts to reduce labor costs? Bloody farking hell, China. You must be in serious trouble to be fighting reality that hard.
 
2013-05-15 07:48:22 PM

Packersfan823: Is anyone else suddenly really hungry for pancakes?


The sight of that poisonous brown froth puts me in the mood for a Sam Adams.
 
2013-05-15 07:53:58 PM
This is what happens when you overwork an unlicensed forge vat. Luckily they managed to kill the assemblers before twinkling grey mold ate half of Nanjing.

And we thought 3D-printed guns were bad.
 
2013-05-15 07:56:29 PM
He's a sailor, he's in Nanjing; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
 
2013-05-15 07:56:43 PM
www.naderlibrary.com
www.naderlibrary.com
www.naderlibrary.com
 
2013-05-15 08:01:20 PM
I came in here for a Ghostbusters 2 joke. Got Ghostbusters 2, 1 and The Stuff! Sweet!
 
2013-05-15 08:05:45 PM
"The strange discharge proceeded to consume five Chinese bystanders, and was hungry again an hour later."
 
2013-05-15 08:09:40 PM
This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.
 
2013-05-15 08:11:56 PM

Elegy: This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.


Huh? They effectively did by killing Gozar or whatever, right? Am I missing something?
 
2013-05-15 08:17:42 PM

Nick Nostril: [img405.imageshack.us image 496x622]

"So solly".


AHAHAHAAAA!
Win.
 
2013-05-15 08:17:51 PM

ghall3: Elegy: This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.

Huh? They effectively did by killing Gozar or whatever, right? Am I missing something?


Wait, you might be right. I was thinking that he caught on fire when they hit him with the beams and that's what brought him down, but now I'm thinking that he exploded when they they shut the gate by crossing the streams.

Whoops, so much for being pedantic.
 
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