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2013-05-15 06:24:12 PM
The Blob II: Nightmare In Nanjing!
 
2013-05-15 06:29:16 PM
media.heavy.com
 
2013-05-15 06:35:32 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


The Stuff

reference? Niiiice.
 
2013-05-15 06:49:45 PM
dont know wut it is? lets stand around it like MORONS instead of calling hazmat.

oh wait, its china, they have a population issue.

carry on citizen.
 
2013-05-15 06:49:49 PM
Nothing a few Rice Krispies can't fix.
 
2013-05-15 06:50:50 PM
Mmmmm, sewage foam.
 
2013-05-15 06:51:27 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


Came for this...

Leaving happy.
 
2013-05-15 06:52:23 PM
Wait, they've been lying about the earth being full of lava??
 
2013-05-15 06:52:28 PM

mraudacia: dont know wut it is? lets stand around it like MORONS instead of calling hazmat.

oh wait, its china, they have a population issue.

carry on citizen.


Reminds me of the tard in Brazil who found a glowing something and instead of realizing it was dangerously radioactive thought oh shiny and made it into jewelry for his wife.
 
2013-05-15 06:53:01 PM
www.coolestguyplanettech.com
 
2013-05-15 06:53:31 PM
Hrm...really skewed male/female population....

images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-05-15 06:54:42 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


The real question, are they eating it or is it eating them?
 
2013-05-15 06:54:44 PM
Pee and dry cleaning fluid dancin' in the streets.
 
2013-05-15 06:55:00 PM
Ship it to Best Korea, they'll eat anything
 
2013-05-15 06:56:10 PM
The Chinese have built so much, so fast and much of it so poorly that it's entirely possible the country will almost literally fall apart 10-15 years from now - if their economy is not roaring along at the point all those rebuild bills come due they are going to be in a world of hurt.
 
2013-05-15 06:56:13 PM

Deadite: cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]

The real question, are they eating it or is it eating them?


Yes.
 
2013-05-15 06:57:52 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


Well, yeah! Poor Garrett Morris...
 
2013-05-15 06:59:53 PM
Gray goo?

/It's in Revelations, people!
 
2013-05-15 07:00:43 PM
It looks like a vagina, so I guess all those aborted female babies are coming back for revenge!
 
2013-05-15 07:01:09 PM
sharing.newsnet5.com

Save yourselves!
 
2013-05-15 07:03:15 PM
Industrial waste illegally dumped into local sewer system.
 
2013-05-15 07:04:09 PM

BumpInTheNight: Hrm...really skewed male/female population....


Nanjing was 107.31 males to 100 females in 2010.

Its way worse in the "rural" areas. Factory centers hire predominantly female. Men left back home with no money, no me love you long time. Bad situation for government in China.
 
2013-05-15 07:05:09 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


Soon we'll hear reports of Chinese villagers suddenly attacking soft serve outlets.
 
2013-05-15 07:05:19 PM
It looks like someone spilled a Guinness.
 
2013-05-15 07:10:23 PM
whatever it is, it will be in the ocean soon.
 
2013-05-15 07:15:00 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-15 07:17:52 PM

cretinbob:


Done in one. Damn that was fast
 
2013-05-15 07:22:45 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


I was actually worried that there wouldn't be a The Stuff reference in here. Thank you.
 
2013-05-15 07:23:20 PM
Tell them it's a medicine better than rhino horn, or bear gall bladders, or tiger fur, or whatever the hell they normally use. It will be gone by morning.
 
2013-05-15 07:27:36 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Tell them it's a medicine better than rhino horn, or bear gall bladders, or tiger fur, or whatever the hell they normally use. It will be gone by morning.


Being China, I was really surprised when they didn't blame it on mystical spirits.
 
2013-05-15 07:28:17 PM
Is anyone else suddenly really hungry for pancakes?
 
2013-05-15 07:32:47 PM

Packersfan823: Is anyone else suddenly really hungry for pancakes?


i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-15 07:33:06 PM
I've seen this movie; it doesn't go well.
 
2013-05-15 07:33:12 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Tell them it's a medicine better than rhino horn, or bear gall bladders, or tiger fur, or whatever the hell they normally use. It will be gone by morning.


No wonder Asians are so efficient at World of Warcraft quests..
 
2013-05-15 07:33:16 PM
What kind of farking pollution causes that?
 
2013-05-15 07:35:32 PM
Why stop at one screenshot?

2.bp.blogspot.com

Too much is NEVER enough... of The Stuff!
 
2013-05-15 07:36:23 PM
img405.imageshack.us

"So solly".
 
2013-05-15 07:40:35 PM
www.superpants.net
 
2013-05-15 07:46:14 PM
In other news, a rare portrait of Vigo the Carpathian is being exhibited in the Nanjing Museum of Art.
 
2013-05-15 07:46:17 PM
Brought about by attempts to reduce labor costs? Bloody farking hell, China. You must be in serious trouble to be fighting reality that hard.
 
2013-05-15 07:48:22 PM

Packersfan823: Is anyone else suddenly really hungry for pancakes?


The sight of that poisonous brown froth puts me in the mood for a Sam Adams.
 
2013-05-15 07:53:58 PM
This is what happens when you overwork an unlicensed forge vat. Luckily they managed to kill the assemblers before twinkling grey mold ate half of Nanjing.

And we thought 3D-printed guns were bad.
 
2013-05-15 07:56:29 PM
He's a sailor, he's in Nanjing; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
 
2013-05-15 07:56:43 PM
www.naderlibrary.com
www.naderlibrary.com
www.naderlibrary.com
 
2013-05-15 08:01:20 PM
I came in here for a Ghostbusters 2 joke. Got Ghostbusters 2, 1 and The Stuff! Sweet!
 
2013-05-15 08:05:45 PM
"The strange discharge proceeded to consume five Chinese bystanders, and was hungry again an hour later."
 
2013-05-15 08:09:40 PM
This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.
 
2013-05-15 08:11:56 PM

Elegy: This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.


Huh? They effectively did by killing Gozar or whatever, right? Am I missing something?
 
2013-05-15 08:17:42 PM

Nick Nostril: [img405.imageshack.us image 496x622]

"So solly".


AHAHAHAAAA!
Win.
 
2013-05-15 08:17:51 PM

ghall3: Elegy: This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.

Huh? They effectively did by killing Gozar or whatever, right? Am I missing something?


Wait, you might be right. I was thinking that he caught on fire when they hit him with the beams and that's what brought him down, but now I'm thinking that he exploded when they they shut the gate by crossing the streams.

Whoops, so much for being pedantic.
 
2013-05-15 08:19:23 PM
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
 
2013-05-15 08:19:24 PM
Don't step in it!
 
2013-05-15 08:21:30 PM

Elegy: ghall3: Elegy: This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.

Huh? They effectively did by killing Gozar or whatever, right? Am I missing something?

Wait, you might be right. I was thinking that he caught on fire when they hit him with the beams and that's what brought him down, but now I'm thinking that he exploded when they they shut the gate by crossing the streams.

Whoops, so much for being pedantic.


To finish off the pedantic-ness....Yes, he did catch on fire with the regular beams but he didn't become goo until they crossed beams into the gate.

Glad we settled that and can go back to making fun of china for their ooze problem.

/gooey-ooze
 
2013-05-15 08:22:46 PM
livedoor.blogimg.jp

apparently this is a close-up pic.
 
2013-05-15 08:22:58 PM

Elegy: ghall3: Elegy: This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.

Huh? They effectively did by killing Gozar or whatever, right? Am I missing something?

Wait, you might be right. I was thinking that he caught on fire when they hit him with the beams and that's what brought him down, but now I'm thinking that he exploded when they they shut the gate by crossing the streams.

Whoops, so much for being pedantic.


I'd like to point out that while Peck was an asshole, he didn't deserve to be boiled by a wave of melted marshmallow man.
 
2013-05-15 08:24:11 PM

Mega Steve: Elegy: ghall3: Elegy: This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.

Huh? They effectively did by killing Gozar or whatever, right? Am I missing something?

Wait, you might be right. I was thinking that he caught on fire when they hit him with the beams and that's what brought him down, but now I'm thinking that he exploded when they they shut the gate by crossing the streams.

Whoops, so much for being pedantic.

I'd like to point out that while Peck was an asshole, he didn't deserve to be boiled by a wave of melted marshmallow man.


I don't think he was boiled.
 
2013-05-15 08:24:46 PM
 
2013-05-15 08:25:16 PM
It's poop.
Poop foam.
Foaming poop juice.
Poop.
 
2013-05-15 08:28:04 PM

loki see loki do: It's poop.
Poop foam.
Foaming poop juice.
Poop.


Foaming Poop Juice would be a great name for a punk band.
 
2013-05-15 08:28:19 PM
They've got a real problem with cavitation in their sewage system.
 
2013-05-15 08:29:12 PM

Any Pie Left: Industrial waste illegally dumped into local sewer system.


they have laws?
 
2013-05-15 08:30:20 PM

Any Pie Left: Industrial waste illegally dumped into local sewer system.


That'd be my guess, except in China...that's probably not illegal...
 
2013-05-15 08:30:29 PM

BumpInTheNight: Hrm...really skewed male/female population....

[images.huffingtonpost.com image 542x438]


It's because the UofM women are unfarkable.

/ Go Bucks
 
2013-05-15 08:33:23 PM

apotheosis27: Any Pie Left: Industrial waste illegally dumped into local sewer system.

they have laws?


Outlaws and in-laws.
 
2013-05-15 08:33:27 PM

PunGent: Any Pie Left: Industrial waste illegally dumped into local sewer system.

That'd be my guess, except in China...that's probably not illegal...


I remember a few weeks back they found hundreds of rotting pig carcasses in a major waterway outside Beijing. Of course, next to the pigs was the normal tangles of natural trash.
 
2013-05-15 08:34:09 PM

apotheosis27: Any Pie Left: Industrial waste illegally dumped into local sewer system.

they have laws?


Well... raws anyway.
 
2013-05-15 08:34:38 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-15 08:35:58 PM
Poop....
 
2013-05-15 08:36:36 PM

UsikFark: PunGent: Any Pie Left: Industrial waste illegally dumped into local sewer system.

That'd be my guess, except in China...that's probably not illegal...

I remember a few weeks back they found hundreds of rotting pig carcasses in a major waterway outside Beijing. Of course, next to the pigs was the normal tangles of natural trash.


I think it was more along the lines of thousands...I want to say close to 10,000
 
2013-05-15 08:42:23 PM

Nick Nostril: loki see loki do: It's poop.
Poop foam.
Foaming poop juice.
Poop.

Foaming Poop Juice would be a great name for a punk band.


Who wants to go watch a band named after a former senator?
 
2013-05-15 08:44:25 PM
It's reported that some are saying problems such as this one, which have recently started to plague China's roads, are the result of corner cutting and shoddy workmanship brought about by efforts aimed at reducing labor costs and expenses.

Not possible. I've been told that a socialist utopia looks out for its people, unlike greedy capitalistic corporate America.
 
2013-05-15 08:48:18 PM
Obviously, this is what happens when Chinese people eat Mexican food.

/It's a dessert topping!
//It's a floor wax!
 
2013-05-15 08:48:58 PM
Worlds largest concentration of santorum
 
2013-05-15 08:48:59 PM

The Angry Hand of God:


I came for this kind of thing. Pics in article are good material.
 
2013-05-15 09:00:44 PM
Has Santorum been to China lately?
 
2013-05-15 09:03:01 PM

ghall3: Elegy: This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.

Huh? They effectively did by killing Gozar or whatever, right? Am I missing something?


Kill me? I am just fine. They just closed the door I was projecting my power through.

\no one pages me to the thread?
\\or have the mod-mins banned doing that again?
 
2013-05-15 09:05:42 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: ghall3: Elegy: This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.

Huh? They effectively did by killing Gozar or whatever, right? Am I missing something?

Kill me? I am just fine. They just closed the door I was projecting my power through.

\no one pages me to the thread?
\\or have the mod-mins banned doing that again?


The real gozar wouldn't need to use underscores.

/Boom
 
2013-05-15 09:08:06 PM

ghall3: gozar_the_destroyer: ghall3: Elegy: This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.

Huh? They effectively did by killing Gozar or whatever, right? Am I missing something?

Kill me? I am just fine. They just closed the door I was projecting my power through.

\no one pages me to the thread?
\\or have the mod-mins banned doing that again?

The real gozar wouldn't need to use underscores.

/Boom


Fark handles didn't allow spaces when I signed up.
 
2013-05-15 09:09:57 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: The real gozar wouldn't need to use underscores.

/Boom

Fark handles didn't allow spaces when I signed up.


Well I guess that explains it then.

Carry on destroying our world
 
2013-05-15 09:22:24 PM

gozar_the_destroyer: ghall3: gozar_the_destroyer: ghall3: Elegy: This far in and no one has pedantically pointed out that the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams?

Then let me be the first: the ghostbusters didn't kill the stay puft marshmallow man by crossing the streams.

Huh? They effectively did by killing Gozar or whatever, right? Am I missing something?

Kill me? I am just fine. They just closed the door I was projecting my power through.

\no one pages me to the thread?
\\or have the mod-mins banned doing that again?

The real gozar wouldn't need to use underscores.

/Boom

Fark handles didn't allow spaces when I signed up.


Someone already had taken the name. There are users in this thread who signed up before and after you, yet have spaces.
 
2013-05-15 09:26:04 PM

ghall3: UsikFark: PunGent: Any Pie Left: Industrial waste illegally dumped into local sewer system.

That'd be my guess, except in China...that's probably not illegal...

I remember a few weeks back they found hundreds of rotting pig carcasses in a major waterway outside Beijing. Of course, next to the pigs was the normal tangles of natural trash.

I think it was more along the lines of thousands...I want to say close to 10,000


I looked it up, and the source reported more than 16,000 dead pigs.

No bueno.
 
2013-05-15 09:28:07 PM

UsikFark: I looked it up, and the source reported more than 16,000 dead pigs.

No bueno.


Wow, that's a lot of pigs floating down the river. One might even say the river was hog-tied?


/Awful terrible not funny one liner, I know
 
2013-05-15 09:35:07 PM

JonnyBGoode: In other news, a rare portrait of Vigo the Carpathian is being exhibited in the Nanjing Museum of Art.


He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!
 
2013-05-15 09:41:39 PM
Pictures of the mess uploaded to China's popular microblog website, Weibo

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-15 09:59:07 PM
Not meaning the change the subject or anything, but did anyone notice this at the bottom of the page?
(maybe NSFW)

http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/top20.jpg?w=580 &h =435
 
2013-05-15 10:02:11 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
Oh no! Not Chocolate Chip Charlie!
 
2013-05-15 10:04:18 PM
I've identified it: It's Not Ooze, It's Fark.com.
 
2013-05-15 10:10:27 PM

Apos: cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


The Stuff reference? Niiiice.


Wow very nice
 
2013-05-15 10:11:01 PM

LordOfThePings: I've identified it: It's Not Ooze, It's Fark.com.


*snerk*
 
2013-05-15 10:18:01 PM
I hope Bill Murray takes this as a sign that you need to prevent Ghostbusters 3 at all costs.
 
2013-05-15 10:26:48 PM

Filth Paste: Not meaning the change the subject or anything, but did anyone notice this at the bottom of the page?
(maybe NSFW)

http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/top20.jpg?w=580 &h =435


Is that a corpse?
 
2013-05-15 10:38:46 PM

miniflea: mraudacia: dont know wut it is? lets stand around it like MORONS instead of calling hazmat.

oh wait, its china, they have a population issue.

carry on citizen.

Reminds me of the tard in Brazil who found a glowing something and instead of realizing it was dangerously radioactive thought oh shiny and made it into jewelry for his wife.


But he and his village were saved by a strange, pale-skinned foreigner (iceman?) whom they killed out of fear and ignorance.
 
2013-05-15 10:50:57 PM
Came for The Stuff, leaving satisfied.

/And strangely hungry again. Must...have more...
 
2013-05-15 10:51:52 PM

ransack.: Filth Paste: Not meaning the change the subject or anything, but did anyone notice this at the bottom of the page?
(maybe NSFW)

http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/top20.jpg?w=580 &h =435

Is that a corpse?


No, it's some kind of very distributing museum in a style only Japan has mastered. Link
 
2013-05-15 10:54:36 PM
I realize this is incredibly boring of me, but as a person who works in environmental consulting, I just have to ask -- does anyone here have an idea what the hell this stuff actually is?

/loved "The Stuff" as much as anyone
 
2013-05-15 11:14:02 PM
Uh oh. Someone googled Santorum.
 
2013-05-15 11:20:28 PM

jsindal: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]
Oh no! Not Chocolate Chip Charlie!


He's-a chargin' his lazor
 
2013-05-15 11:44:13 PM

miniflea: Reminds me of the tard in Brazil who found a glowing something and instead of realizing it was dangerously radioactive thought oh shiny and made it into jewelry for his wife.

Are you sure he didn't know what it was?
...he sounds like a genius to me.

 
2013-05-16 12:16:34 AM

Precision Boobery: miniflea: mraudacia: dont know wut it is? lets stand around it like MORONS instead of calling hazmat.

oh wait, its china, they have a population issue.

carry on citizen.

Reminds me of the tard in Brazil who found a glowing something and instead of realizing it was dangerously radioactive thought oh shiny and made it into jewelry for his wife.

But he and his village were saved by a strange, pale-skinned foreigner (iceman?) whom they killed out of fear and ignorance.


Iceman you say? I thought he was from South America.
 
2013-05-16 12:25:48 AM
 This is a job for the Toxic Avenger! I can't imagine  what combination of pollution, sewage, trash and misc
waste would create that..

 Tell the Chinese that rubbing it on their wang will make it perpetually hard and it will  become so valuable
that it will never be a problem again...I wonder how the Chinese can seem to have such a need for
impotence cures and at the same time have such a huge population?
 
2013-05-16 12:26:29 AM
Looks like a giant marshmallow vagina to me.
 
2013-05-16 12:44:10 AM

miniflea: mraudacia: dont know wut it is? lets stand around it like MORONS instead of calling hazmat.

oh wait, its china, they have a population issue.

carry on citizen.

Reminds me of the tard in Brazil who found a glowing something and instead of realizing it was dangerously radioactive thought oh shiny and made it into jewelry for his wife.


or folks rushing into the sea to check things out when the tide receded a mile out. It's call human curiosity!
 
2013-05-16 12:56:46 AM

TheWizard: Nick Nostril: loki see loki do: It's poop.
Poop foam.
Foaming poop juice.
Poop.

Foaming Poop Juice would be a great name for a punk band.

Who wants to go watch a band named after a former senator?


The Rick Santorum Froth Explosion? Frothy Galore? Those names may be even better than my previous non-existent novelty punk band - Phallus Shaftly and the Eagle Fornicators.
 
2013-05-16 01:05:11 AM

poodebunker: Looks like a giant marshmallow vagina to me.


Giant March-mellow Vagina!

Band name.
 
2013-05-16 06:46:53 AM

loki see loki do: It's poop.
Poop foam.
Foaming poop juice.
Poop.


Having just returned from there I must agree.
Whole place smells like poop and cigarettes.
/POOP
 
2013-05-16 09:10:15 AM

gglibertine: I realize this is incredibly boring of me, but as a person who works in environmental consulting, I just have to ask -- does anyone here have an idea what the hell this stuff actually is?

/loved "The Stuff" as much as anyone


Been answered several times.  Poop foam.  Feces.

When untreated sewage gets the right amount of air in it, it foams up.  There is video from Australia where offshore winds pushed the stuff into a beach parking lot 5 feet high - it was on the video tab maybe 2-3 months ago.
 
2013-05-16 03:14:07 PM

cretinbob: [media.heavy.com image 640x492]


ENOUGH IS NEVER ENOUGH.
/got that on dvd
 
2013-05-16 04:29:56 PM
I clicked on the article, expecting to see said images. After 'temporarily allowing site' in NoScript FIVE times(!) and not seeing any pictures, I am closing it and moving on. What a waste of my time.
 
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