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(New York Daily News)   In all the excitement over the NBA playoffs, IRS/AP/Benghazigate, and hockey, we missed the important story. Steroids made Rod Stewart's penis shrink   (nydailynews.com) divider line 22
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2013-05-15 06:06:11 PM
I wonder if this happened at the ER when they stomach pumped him.
 
2013-05-15 06:12:48 PM
Elton John,David Bowie inconsolable.
 
2013-05-15 07:02:07 PM
So I guess he'll have an asterisk next to his stats now
 
2013-05-15 07:38:25 PM
truly, Rod the Mod the best example of the perils of success. Everything the man touched was golden right up until Maggie May hit number one. After that it was all shiat. SHIAT, i tells ya. Ah children, this man was once the best white blues belter EVER and his work with Jeff Beck, the Faces, and his first three albums are essential listening to any lover of down and dirty rock and roll.

such a shame he didn't die in a fiery plane crash circa 1974 though. He'd be a legend instead of just a pervy old mulleted has-been. sad, really.
 
2013-05-15 07:40:28 PM
Great, after reading this and having to think of Rod Stewart's ballsack, my junk shrunk.
 
2013-05-15 07:48:32 PM
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Sympathizes with Rod.
 
2013-05-15 07:52:30 PM
"The steroids will take down the swelling in any membrane - including your k--b-- -

Can I get an "O", Pat?
 
2013-05-15 08:06:02 PM

Omahawg: truly, Rod the Mod the best example of the perils of success. Everything the man touched was golden right up until Maggie May hit number one. After that it was all shiat. SHIAT, i tells ya. Ah children, this man was once the best white blues belter EVER and his work with Jeff Beck, the Faces, and his first three albums are essential listening to any lover of down and dirty rock and roll.

such a shame he didn't die in a fiery plane crash circa 1974 though. He'd be a legend instead of just a pervy old mulleted has-been. sad, really.


Releasing the steaming-pile-of-shiat-that-got-sick-and- let-loose-its-own-steaming-pile-of-shiat song "She Makes Me Happy" is an unpardonable crime. I heard it a couple of weeks ago in an airport lounge and thought, "oh my god, this song is farking terrible, apparently this guy only has a job because he sounds kind of like Rod Stewart... wait, this sounds A LOT like Rod Stewart... oh my farking god, this CANNOT be Rod Stewart." I turned in the direction of the sound to find that they were playing the video (which was just as hackneyed and cliched) and of course it was Rod. I haven't followed him in a while, but he's definitely crossed the line from "vanilla, innocuous, mulleted has-been" to "a pox on all our houses".
 
2013-05-15 08:22:34 PM
Poor guy...

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2013-05-15 08:26:12 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Poor guy...


How come with most lesbian couples there's the hot one and the butch one?


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2013-05-15 08:31:08 PM
If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, get yourself a microscope.
 
2013-05-15 08:57:55 PM
Is this also why he pooped his pants?
 
2013-05-15 10:09:00 PM

Omahawg: truly, Rod the Mod the best example of the perils of success. Everything the man touched was golden right up until Maggie May hit number one. After that it was all shiat. SHIAT, i tells ya. Ah children, this man was once the best white blues belter EVER and his work with Jeff Beck, the Faces, and his first three albums are essential listening to any lover of down and dirty rock and roll.


Blasphemer!

Rod Stewart farking ruined the Jeff Beck Group.
 
2013-05-15 10:28:41 PM

Spaced Lion: Omahawg: truly, Rod the Mod the best example of the perils of success. Everything the man touched was golden right up until Maggie May hit number one. After that it was all shiat. SHIAT, i tells ya. Ah children, this man was once the best white blues belter EVER and his work with Jeff Beck, the Faces, and his first three albums are essential listening to any lover of down and dirty rock and roll.

Blasphemer!

Rod Stewart farking ruined the Jeff Beck Group.


Rod was in the original group?

and after Rod left jeff became an egotistical noodler without much to say and only one song (Freeway Jam) worth listening to.

is that better?
 
2013-05-15 10:42:22 PM
I wonder how she knew?

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actually, I really don't.
 
2013-05-15 10:45:40 PM

Omahawg: Spaced Lion: Omahawg: truly, Rod the Mod the best example of the perils of success. Everything the man touched was golden right up until Maggie May hit number one. After that it was all shiat. SHIAT, i tells ya. Ah children, this man was once the best white blues belter EVER and his work with Jeff Beck, the Faces, and his first three albums are essential listening to any lover of down and dirty rock and roll.

Blasphemer!

Rod Stewart farking ruined the Jeff Beck Group.

Rod was in the original group?

and after Rod left jeff became an egotistical noodler without much to say and only one song (Freeway Jam) worth listening to.

is that better?


In my dream world, Rod saved his best songs for the Faces, Beck shelved his ego and joined the Faces as lead guitar and we ended up with a fantastic series of records.
 
2013-05-15 11:18:21 PM
Wrong type of steroids ass hole.
 
2013-05-15 11:47:19 PM
For some reason I REALLY hate Rod Stewart's music, I'd rather listen to almost anything.
 
2013-05-16 01:45:52 AM

Mugato: The Pope of Manwich Village: Poor guy...

How come with most lesbian couples there's the hot one and the butch one?


...and scene.
 
2013-05-16 02:03:31 AM
I think the size just transferred to his nose...
 
2013-05-16 06:56:32 AM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Poor guy...

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Some guys have all the luck...
 
2013-05-16 03:25:09 PM
Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you;
I can't find my wiener and it really is makin' me blue.
I shot hormones in my testes, now my T-levels are messy;
Oh Maggie I just can't find my poor junk no more.
 
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