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(Dallas Observer)   Florida man claims Red Lobster poisoned him with Budweiser. If the story only mentioned Miracle Whip we could get to foodie outrage level 29   (blogs.dallasobserver.com) divider line 79
    More: Strange, Red Lobster, Miracle Whip, Budweiser, Nicholson's, Justin Grogg, acid reflux, Dallas County, difficulty swallowing  
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2013-05-15 05:56:39 PM  
Grogg green in gills after ordering gross grog, gets grog grosser than bargained for.
 
2013-05-15 05:58:53 PM  

StrandedInAZ: born_yesterday: Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!

I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.

I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes them both. I prefer spicy mustard on my sandwiches. I will use Miracle Whip if I have no mustard. I will not use mayo. Ever.


I use Greek yogurt to make tuna salad.

And coleslaw should never have mayo or mayo-like substances in it.
 
2013-05-15 06:07:07 PM  

FrancoFile: StrandedInAZ: born_yesterday: Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!

I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.

I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes them both. I prefer spicy mustard on my sandwiches. I will use Miracle Whip if I have no mustard. I will not use mayo. Ever.

I use Greek yogurt to make tuna salad.

And coleslaw should never always have mayo or mayo-like substances in it.

 
2013-05-15 06:13:29 PM  

xaks: born_yesterday: Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!

I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.

Nope. Not alone. Me too.

Now, that doesn't mean you'd WANT to be in this company, and I'd totally get it if you didn't. I'm just sayin'. They both have a place.


This. It really depends on the other condiments.
 
2013-05-15 06:14:08 PM  

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: FrancoFile: StrandedInAZ: born_yesterday: Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!

I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.

I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes them both. I prefer spicy mustard on my sandwiches. I will use Miracle Whip if I have no mustard. I will not use mayo. Ever.

I use Greek yogurt to make tuna salad.

And coleslaw should never always have mayo or mayo-like substances in it.


Heathen!
Vinegar, sugar, and celery seeds.  That's it.
 
2013-05-15 06:21:46 PM  

FrancoFile: Arthur Two Sheds Jackson: FrancoFile: StrandedInAZ: born_yesterday: Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!

I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.

I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes them both. I prefer spicy mustard on my sandwiches. I will use Miracle Whip if I have no mustard. I will not use mayo. Ever.

I use Greek yogurt to make tuna salad.

And coleslaw should never always have mayo or mayo-like substances in it.

Heathen!
Vinegar, sugar, and celery seeds.  That's it.


And mayo, creamy delicious mayo. And the mayo laden coleslaw should be served on a pulled bbq pork sammich...
 
2013-05-15 06:23:58 PM  
I'm not sure restaurants wash the keg.  It goes empty and they bring in a new one.  It was probably chemical remaining in the line after being flushed.

A popular cleaner is Beer Line Cleaner (BLC), which is potassium hydroxide.  If he wasn't drinking water-beer, it would have been obvious as soon as they opened the tap because the stuff is nearly clear.   Still, this is a mistake that shouldn't have happened and Red Lobster is likely going to pay big.
 
2013-05-15 06:25:31 PM  
Justin Grogg was in town from Panama City on a business trip when he and a colleague went out on the town to sample the local fare. They went to the Red Lobster

ninjamonkey.us
 
2013-05-15 06:26:32 PM  
I also can't believe "sample the local fare" somehow leads to "Red Lobster".
 
2013-05-15 06:27:57 PM  
 
2013-05-15 06:29:52 PM  
Only 1 person ordered a Budwiser that night?

I smell a rat, and it's not the ones on R.l's appetizer menu.
 
2013-05-15 06:35:02 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: xaks: born_yesterday: Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!

I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.

Nope. Not alone. Me too.

Now, that doesn't mean you'd WANT to be in this company, and I'd totally get it if you didn't. I'm just sayin'. They both have a place.

Right there with you.  Both have their place.


Used to work with a kid who HATED mayo. So whenever I got a sandwich I'd ask for an extra packet of the stuff and squirt it on every bite and roll my eyes and moan. He'd actually turn green just watching me.

Yes, I am a dick, thanks for asking.
 
2013-05-15 06:46:39 PM  

dopirt: wildcardjack: on a business trip when he and a colleague went out on the town to sample the local fare. They went to the Red Lobster at Stemmons and Northwest Highway

He deserved to be poisoned. Pappaduex and various other Pappas Brothers restaurants in that triangle make Red Lobster look like McDonalds.

Man, I could go for the seafood kabob on pilaf... Maybe with a bowl of crawfish gumbo. It's about the only place in Dallas I'd go for shellfish.

Rex's seafood near the corner of Lover's Lane and Inwood, across Lovers from Champagne's Luxe steak and french fry joint, is really decent. It's a combo fish market/restaurant.


SHhhh... Don't mention that intersection, it's foodie ground.
 
2013-05-15 06:49:45 PM  
I once ate at a Red Lobster.  Once.  I blame the USAF for locating us in AR.  It was hot that day, too.
 
2013-05-15 06:51:00 PM  
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2013-05-15 06:58:39 PM  

fusillade762: Yanks_RSJ: xaks: born_yesterday: Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!

I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.

Nope. Not alone. Me too.

Now, that doesn't mean you'd WANT to be in this company, and I'd totally get it if you didn't. I'm just sayin'. They both have a place.

Right there with you.  Both have their place.

Used to work with a kid who HATED mayo. So whenever I got a sandwich I'd ask for an extra packet of the stuff and squirt it on every bite and roll my eyes and moan. He'd actually turn green just watching me.

Yes, I am a dick, thanks for asking.


Hey, if you're good at it, run with it!
 
2013-05-15 07:00:09 PM  
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2013-05-15 07:23:21 PM  
Florida Man is my hero!
 
2013-05-15 07:43:26 PM  
Reminds me of the time my sister and brother-in-law came down from Ohio, here to Florida. I picked them up at the Jacksonville Airport and asked them if they wanted to get a bite to eat. They said "sure, lets get something at the McDonald's here in the airport."
 
2013-05-15 07:49:53 PM  
SO much fail in TFA.
RL is not local fare. It's a crap chain.
I know of no restaurants outside of my local microbreweries that fill their own kegs.

If your name is Grog, you order Grog. Watered down rum with a red hot poker from a fire plunged in it.

And I'm drinking a bud right now.
 
2013-05-15 07:57:08 PM  

Glendale: I also can't believe "sample the local fare" somehow leads to "Red Lobster".


So much THIS.
 
2013-05-15 08:59:49 PM  
Did anyone mention that Miracle Whip is the Devil's spunk? Yes? Excellent.
 
2013-05-15 09:02:51 PM  
Red Lobster is the only restaurant I've ever walked out on after the disgusting appetizer and a margarita laced with heartburn made me nauseus.
 
2013-05-15 09:42:05 PM  
I've been a Real Mayonnaise fan ever since Hellboy grew up and entered the biz.

static.comicvine.com

/think on it...
 
2013-05-15 10:39:08 PM  
How is Red Lobster cleaning and filling kegs on premises?  The article makes no frigging sense.  The supplier may have cleaned the lines that morning, but the kegs are filled at the brewery.  The supplier wouldn't have even filled the kegs.  I'm going to guess that it was the lines that were cleaned (which a good supplier will do as a service to the bar) and they didn't get rinsed enough.  I love reading an article that can't be right.  I know, welcome to fark, yada yada.
 
2013-05-15 10:40:06 PM  

jpat: How is Red Lobster cleaning and filling kegs on premises?  The article makes no frigging sense.  The supplier may have cleaned the lines that morning, but the kegs are filled at the brewery.  The supplier wouldn't have even filled the kegs.  I'm going to guess that it was the lines that were cleaned (which a good supplier will do as a service to the bar) and they didn't get rinsed enough.  I love reading an article that can't be right.  I know, welcome to fark, yada yada.


watisaid
 
2013-05-15 11:17:21 PM  
Is this the same as saying, "She blinded me with Science."


/With SCIENCE!
 
2013-05-16 01:44:07 AM  
Justin Grogg ... nice name for a beer victim.
 
2013-05-16 08:04:50 AM  

BWeed6: The incident happened in Dallas, not Panama City.
Read the first paragraph again, this time try to focus on what the words mean when put together in that order.


The comment would work wherever one might be sampling the "local fare" and inexplicably chooses Red Lobster.
 
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