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(Dallas Observer)   Florida man claims Red Lobster poisoned him with Budweiser. If the story only mentioned Miracle Whip we could get to foodie outrage level 29   (blogs.dallasobserver.com) divider line 79
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2013-05-15 02:48:00 PM
Poisoned by Budweiser?

Guilty as hell, but the damages are mitigated by plaintiff voluntarily eating treif.
 
2013-05-15 03:03:48 PM
They just remodeled the Red Lobster behind my house. True story.
 
2013-05-15 04:47:30 PM
He should have known he was drinking BLC right away

/it tastes much better than Budweiser
 
2013-05-15 04:54:01 PM
Red Lobster poisoned me with Girl Drunk Drinks, well the fact that I had to drink about ten of them to feel anything may have had something to do with my crippling nausea.
 
2013-05-15 05:00:36 PM
Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!
 
2013-05-15 05:02:07 PM
OK listen---listen-no really... who the fark goes all the way to panama city and goes to a farking red lobster? SERIOUSLY? There are like hundreds of local sea food places all along that beach-ya might have to drive 30 minutes to one side but seriously RED LOBSTER. I just.. JUST..
 
2013-05-15 05:03:23 PM

Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!


I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.
 
2013-05-15 05:03:28 PM

brap: Red Lobster poisoned me with Girl Drunk Drinks, well the fact that I had to drink about ten of them to feel anything may have had something to do with my crippling nausea.


Always check your sippy cup contents before consuming.
 
2013-05-15 05:05:17 PM
I never go to Red Lobster anymore.  It gives me the shiats.
Now you know a little more about me.
 
2013-05-15 05:05:33 PM

Cup_O_Jo: OK listen---listen-no really... who the fark goes all the way to panama city and goes to a farking red lobster? SERIOUSLY? There are like hundreds of local sea food places all along that beach-ya might have to drive 30 minutes to one side but seriously RED LOBSTER. I just.. JUST..


Your comment works almost as well if you replace "panama city" with "Dallas".
 
2013-05-15 05:06:48 PM
I'm not sure fermented horse piss techinically qualifies as "poison," even though it's the primary ingredient in all Anheiser-Busch products.
 
2013-05-15 05:06:53 PM
A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip -

you need the tangy zip!!!!  Mayo just doesn't have it!

Miracle Whip >> Mayo
 
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2013-05-15 05:07:54 PM

Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!


Miracle Whip is farking disgusting.

So is Nutella, for that matter.
 
2013-05-15 05:07:59 PM

born_yesterday: Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!

I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.


Nope. Not alone. Me too.

Now, that doesn't mean you'd WANT to be in this company, and I'd totally get it if you didn't. I'm just sayin'. They both have a place.
 
2013-05-15 05:08:05 PM
Justin Grogg was in town from Panama City on a business trip when he and a colleague went out on the town to sample the local fare. They went to the Red Lobster

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2013-05-15 05:08:30 PM
Meh.

I won't order it unless it's the one of only thing beers there (I've been to such places).

If it's ordered for me by someone else, I'll drink it, but order something more fulfilling afterwords.

//To much banana flavor for me in Budweiser.
 
2013-05-15 05:08:42 PM
What's wrong with mentioning Miracle Hwip?
 
2013-05-15 05:09:11 PM

Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!


No, no, NO!!  Mayo sucks ass!  MW is the nectar of the gods....fark you mayo...fark you in your rotten egg base!!

/as for Red Lobster, ehh...while it's certainly not high class cuisine, for cheap seafood it's okay.
 
2013-05-15 05:09:12 PM
Joke all you want, but the dude (allegedly) drank lye.  Recall the scene from Fight Club and what happens when that shiat comes into contact with moisture.  Now picture that going down your throat.
 
2013-05-15 05:09:32 PM
Hey Shooter want to go to Red Lobster and get sick!
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2013-05-15 05:10:02 PM

BWeed6: Cup_O_Jo: OK listen---listen-no really... who the fark goes all the way to panama city and goes to a farking red lobster? SERIOUSLY? There are like hundreds of local sea food places all along that beach-ya might have to drive 30 minutes to one side but seriously RED LOBSTER. I just.. JUST..

Your comment works almost as well if you replace "panama city" with "Dallas".


EXACTLY...How can anyone go right by the freaking ocean and eat at a Red Lobster?
 
2013-05-15 05:10:23 PM

born_yesterday: Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!

I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.


Miracle Whip is probably one of my more used condiments. Great for sandwiches and making tuna spread; though I would admit that when it comes to hamburgers I prefer using mayo, but that's more because you already have ketchup, mustard and relish bringing the tangy/sweet element.
 
2013-05-15 05:10:50 PM
I thought the point of alcohol was to poison oneself.
 
2013-05-15 05:12:06 PM

xaks: born_yesterday: Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!

I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.

Nope. Not alone. Me too.

Now, that doesn't mean you'd WANT to be in this company, and I'd totally get it if you didn't. I'm just sayin'. They both have a place.


Right there with you.  Both have their place.
 
2013-05-15 05:12:16 PM
jsteiner78:

Miracle Whip >> Mayo

* shudder *
 
2013-05-15 05:14:35 PM

Cup_O_Jo: OK listen---listen-no really... who the fark goes all the way to panama city and goes to a farking red lobster? SERIOUSLY? There are like hundreds of local sea food places all along that beach-ya might have to drive 30 minutes to one side but seriously RED LOBSTER. I just.. JUST..


The reporter could have done a much better job trolling with that line...
 
2013-05-15 05:14:58 PM

Cup_O_Jo: BWeed6: Cup_O_Jo: OK listen---listen-no really... who the fark goes all the way to panama city and goes to a farking red lobster? SERIOUSLY? There are like hundreds of local sea food places all along that beach-ya might have to drive 30 minutes to one side but seriously RED LOBSTER. I just.. JUST..

Your comment works almost as well if you replace "panama city" with "Dallas".

EXACTLY...How can anyone go right by the freaking ocean and eat at a Red Lobster?


The incident happened in Dallas, not Panama City.
Read the first paragraph again, this time try to focus on what the words mean when put together in that order.
 
2013-05-15 05:15:12 PM
He should of had a pop or a soda.
 
2013-05-15 05:15:29 PM
Clearly the Salmon Mousse
 
2013-05-15 05:15:50 PM
 
2013-05-15 05:15:54 PM
Normally one would stop drinking a beverage laced with lye cleaner, but in all fairness is probably does taste better than Bud.
 
2013-05-15 05:16:24 PM
What's wrong with Miracle Whip?  It works if you forget the mayonnaise.
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2013-05-15 05:20:38 PM

brap: Red Lobster poisoned me with Girl Drunk Drinks, well the fact that I had to drink about ten of them to feel anything may have had something to do with my crippling nausea.


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Feels your pain.
 
2013-05-15 05:21:23 PM
I was a die hard Miracle Whip fan.  I told my new wife "No Hellman's in my house; this is a Miracle Whip house only!" (not that she listened to me).

Then someone introduced me to Dukes.  And finally, finally, I understand the joy of decent mayo.
 
2013-05-15 05:22:04 PM

born_yesterday: Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!

I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.


No! I too am a fan of both! Let this be the dawn of a new era! Exclamation point!

but no, really, they both have their uses...
 
2013-05-15 05:24:50 PM

BWeed6: Cup_O_Jo: BWeed6: Cup_O_Jo: OK listen---listen-no really... who the fark goes all the way to panama city and goes to a farking red lobster? SERIOUSLY? There are like hundreds of local sea food places all along that beach-ya might have to drive 30 minutes to one side but seriously RED LOBSTER. I just.. JUST..

Your comment works almost as well if you replace "panama city" with "Dallas".

EXACTLY...How can anyone go right by the freaking ocean and eat at a Red Lobster?

The incident happened in Dallas, not Panama City.
Read the first paragraph again, this time try to focus on what the words mean when put together in that order.


I BLAME LACK of coffee.. That is all.
 
2013-05-15 05:24:57 PM
He ate at Red Lobster and then got sick?
I gotta say the beer would not be my first guess as to why.
 
2013-05-15 05:28:10 PM
I once delivered a eulogy at a funeral home that had recently took over a Red Lobster (Garland, Texas right off I-635).  It still had the posts-with-ropes rail and a few other nautical touches.  I had a lot of trouble because it was clear the service was in a former dinning area.  I did screw up at the end and said "ahoy" instead of "amen."
 
2013-05-15 05:29:27 PM

lennavan: What's wrong with mentioning Miracle Hwip?


Dammit!  That's twice I've been too slow to a thread.  I'll add a pic to make me feel better...

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2013-05-15 05:32:26 PM

blatz514: lennavan: What's wrong with mentioning Miracle Hwip?

Dammit!  That's twice I've been too slow to a thread.  I'll add a pic to make me feel better...

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Hey, I know what'll cheer you up...
 
2013-05-15 05:33:04 PM

Cup_O_Jo: OK listen---listen-no really... who the fark goes all the way to panama city and goes to a farking red lobster? SERIOUSLY? There are like hundreds of local sea food places all along that beach-ya might have to drive 30 minutes to one side but seriously RED LOBSTER. I just.. JUST..


This. It's like going to McDonalds in Paris.
 
2013-05-15 05:36:33 PM

Cup_O_Jo: OK listen---listen-no really... who the fark goes all the way to panama city and goes to a farking red lobster? SERIOUSLY? There are like hundreds of local sea food places all along that beach-ya might have to drive 30 minutes to one side but seriously RED LOBSTER. I just.. JUST..


Indupitably this.
 
2013-05-15 05:36:53 PM
 on a business trip when he and a colleague went out on the town to sample the local fare. They went to the Red Lobster at Stemmons and Northwest Highway

He deserved to be poisoned. Pappaduex and various other Pappas Brothers restaurants in that triangle make Red Lobster look like McDonalds.

Man, I could go for the seafood kabob on pilaf... Maybe with a bowl of crawfish gumbo. It's about the only place in Dallas I'd go for shellfish.
 
2013-05-15 05:40:00 PM
What is Miracle Whip?  Some sort of petroleum by-product?
 
2013-05-15 05:41:54 PM
If he drank his lye beer before he ate the Red Lobster food, it may have been worth it.
 
2013-05-15 05:48:39 PM

JohnAnnArbor: What is Miracle Whip?  Some sort of petroleum by-product?


It's basically Mayo with less fat, more sugar, and I think vinegar or something.

Where were all you folks for the sandwich thread yesterday?
 
2013-05-15 05:50:14 PM

born_yesterday: Farking Canuck: Do you have to be a foodie to hate miracle whip? Because call me what you want ... that shiat is foul!

I like both mayo and miracle whip.

And so, I am forever alone.


I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes them both. I prefer spicy mustard on my sandwiches. I will use Miracle Whip if I have no mustard. I will not use mayo. Ever.
 
2013-05-15 05:51:07 PM

wildcardjack: on a business trip when he and a colleague went out on the town to sample the local fare. They went to the Red Lobster at Stemmons and Northwest Highway

He deserved to be poisoned. Pappaduex and various other Pappas Brothers restaurants in that triangle make Red Lobster look like McDonalds.

Man, I could go for the seafood kabob on pilaf... Maybe with a bowl of crawfish gumbo. It's about the only place in Dallas I'd go for shellfish.


Rex's seafood near the corner of Lover's Lane and Inwood, across Lovers from Champagne's Luxe steak and french fry joint, is really decent. It's a combo fish market/restaurant.
 
2013-05-15 05:51:11 PM

ladyfortuna: JohnAnnArbor: What is Miracle Whip?  Some sort of petroleum by-product?

It's basically Mayo with less fat, more sugar, and I think vinegar or something.

Where were all you folks for the sandwich thread yesterday?


What's wrong with Redi-Whip?
 
2013-05-15 05:54:41 PM
Should have ordered a scotch on the rocks. It comes with an umbrella.

That's how you know it's a scotch on the rocks.
 
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