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(KJRH Tulsa)   Oklahoma microbrewery raided, equipment seized and manager facing charges...because customers complained that their beer was too strong   (kjrh.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, ABLE Commission, Oklahoma, Beer measurement, Tulsa, microbreweries, Customers complained, special agents, equipment  
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2013-05-15 05:16:08 PM  
7 votes:
"Beer is too strong" is like "Skirt is too short." I know what all the words mean individually, but they're nonsense together.
2013-05-15 05:17:36 PM  
5 votes:
There's only one reason I'd never live in Oklahoma. OK, more than just one. Perhaps 78,326.

No, that still seems low. Let's simplify things: There are all the reasons I'd never live in Oklahoma.

Seriously, if a reason can be given for anything, even if it's unrelated to living in Oklahoma, it's a reason I'd never live in Oklahoma. The heartbreak of psoriasis? That's a reason I'd never live in Oklahoma. Plants synthesize sunlight via photosynthesis? That's a reason I'd never live in Oklahoma. Kepler's laws of Planetary Motion, Boyle's Law of gas pressure, and "because of the Dewey Decimal System"? Three more reasons I'd never live in Oklahoma.
2013-05-15 05:22:31 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds like the little girls in Tulsa should stick to drinking tea.
2013-05-15 10:17:21 PM  
1 vote:

Sultan Of Herf: DarkSoulNoHope: [hipsterhunter.com image 316x399]

Probably was this guy.

"I can't drink any other beer, my sensitivity is too strong! Eeennngggg!"

I work with a guy whos from Oregon and loves PBR. He doesnt dress like a hipster...black jeans, wallet on chain, band t shirts, full sleeve tattoos. I did hit him with the hipster accusation the other day though...as he was busy spewing some crap about how a band was great until they sold out and got on a major record label. "So they were good when no one knew who they were, but now that they are on the radio they are sell outs and suck...wow, hipster". He was not ammused as he fancies himself the "heavy metal guy".


That always makes me laugh about that crowd, they can't seem to enjoy a band (even listening to their old stuff before they got popular) because they "sold out". One thing that annoys me is the label they attach to themselves that tries to feign their annoying Hipsterisms, for example there is a Hipster location nearby me that is a bowling alley and a bar (was called a night club by a local newspaper), yet they claim to be a "Rockabilly" location despite their love of "Vinyl DJs only" and Burlesque shows.
2013-05-15 07:26:35 PM  
1 vote:
Thanks, OKLABAMA!
2013-05-15 07:19:53 PM  
1 vote:
Oklahoma is not OK
2013-05-15 05:32:47 PM  
1 vote:
What some of the complainers may look like

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2013-05-15 05:24:43 PM  
1 vote:
i3.kym-cdn.com
2013-05-15 05:16:09 PM  
1 vote:
Yet another reason to never visit Oklahoma.
2013-05-15 05:14:36 PM  
1 vote:

sharphead: Damn....and some of you American's come to Canada on purpose because you can't get decent strong beer in the USA.  Did someone not give you guys the memo that prohibition is over?


Canadian beer?

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You're not worthy.

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2013-05-15 05:12:45 PM  
1 vote:

sharphead: Damn....and some of you American's come to Canada on purpose because you can't get decent strong beer in the USA.  Did someone not give you guys the memo that prohibition is over?


Nice troll there hoser, but the craft scene here has a far larger selections than your various poutine based swill.
 
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