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(The Raw Story)   Goldberg and O'Reilly agree: Obama could cure cancer and Republicans would still hate him. Still no cure for cancer   (rawstory.com) divider line 195
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2013-05-15 01:14:26 PM  
WHO'S NEXT?!?!?!
 
2013-05-15 01:22:47 PM  
As well they should.
Do you have any idea what happens to Medicare costs when old people stop dying? That sort of fiscal irresponsibility is what's destroying America. One of the things, at least. That and gay marriage. And letting all the farking Mexicans in. Cripes, now you've got me wound up. At least I live in Missouri, where we've outlawed Muslims and ATF agents. All I have to worry about is everything else Obama has touched.
 
2013-05-15 01:55:02 PM  
As Obama's bad week rolls on, O'Reilly has emerged as something of a magnanimous voice at the conservative network, landing on the administration's side with regards to spying on The Associated Press and urging right-wing radio shows to back off "unsubstantiated charges" or risk drawing attention away from what he believes to be the real scandals, like Benghazi.

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2013-05-15 01:57:45 PM  
Of course Republicans will keep on hating President Obama if he cured cancer, or even if he raised the dead.

They were calling his 2008 Presidental victory in jest the Second Coming, weren't they? So there you are.

/Why do Republicans hate Jesus?
 
2013-05-15 02:08:33 PM  
Graphic on Fox News:
OBAMA DESTROYS THOUSANDS OF HEALTH CARE JOBS
Drug Company Stocks Tumble; Telethons Cancelled
 
2013-05-15 02:11:32 PM  
But he hasn't cured cancer or done anything remotely near that.  '

But he did get the Nobel Prize for nothing, so they are free to hate him.
 
2013-05-15 02:20:56 PM  
Obama could cure Cancer, AIDS, Lou Gehrig's disease, the common cold and the hangover after a night of binge drinking...and Republicans would still biatch at him.
 
2013-05-15 02:25:10 PM  
Bill realizes that the other "scandals" are making the GOP appear that they are doing nothing but conducting an unwarranted witch hunt.  He's trying to coral the herd and keep them focused on the one scandal that may have actually happened so that they can all work together to fabricate some way that Obama can be implicated in some sort of wrongdoing........not to be confused with the other unwarranted witch hunts.
 
2013-05-15 02:25:12 PM  

Rwa2play: Obama could cure Cancer, AIDS, Lou Gehrig's disease, the common cold and the hangover after a night of binge drinking...and Republicans would still biatch at him.


For depriving a hard-working doctor of an honest day's income, of course.
 
2013-05-15 02:26:36 PM  
Crap.

Now all of the lefties are going to claim that Obama cured cancer, but the GOP stopped him.
 
2013-05-15 02:30:09 PM  

Citrate1007: Bill realizes that the other "scandals" are making the GOP appear that they are doing nothing but conducting an unwarranted witch hunt.  He's trying to coral the herd and keep them focused on the one scandal that may have actually happened so that they can all work together to fabricate some way that Obama can be implicated in some sort of wrongdoing........not to be confused with the other unwarranted witch hunts.


Except, Benghazi is not a scandal
 
2013-05-15 02:30:17 PM  
They were pissed when bin Laden was killed.
 
2013-05-15 02:31:53 PM  

AirForceVet: Of course Republicans will keep on hating President Obama if he cured cancer, or even if he raised the dead.

They were calling his 2008 Presidental victory in jest the Second Coming, weren't they? So there you are.

/Why do Republicans hate Jesus?


T'would be funny if the Rapture came tomorrow and a repeat of the end of The Ten Commandments would come for the Jesus freaks.
 
2013-05-15 02:31:54 PM  
It was Seal Team 6 who cured cancer, Obama just took credit for it! And the only reason he even got the grants to do his cancer cure project was through affirmative action. And ACORN stuffed the non-cancerous cell box. Hilary lied, people died. You didn't build that. Have you seen my baseball?
 
2013-05-15 02:35:59 PM  
I'm ok with scandals, they make me happy.  Gives me something to do, they never affect me personally and that's all that matters.
 
2013-05-15 02:36:58 PM  
Of course they would, they are cancer.
 
2013-05-15 02:39:21 PM  

neversubmit: Of course they would, they are cancer.


If anything it would prove he really was planning to exterminate the Republicans...would this cure be administered at FEMA camps? WAS BECK RIGHT?
 
2013-05-15 02:39:31 PM  
There are many different types of cancer.  Obama would probably cure one that affected the poor and the minorities in order to further his Kenyan, anti-colonial class warfare and social re-engineering.
 
2013-05-15 02:40:03 PM  
But if he could cure blah-ness, well, then we might be on to something.
 
2013-05-15 02:41:48 PM  
Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.
 
2013-05-15 02:41:48 PM  
Republicans will not be happy unless he resigns and is taken in handcuffs away from the White House and charged with every crime we have and thrown in GITMO.
 
2013-05-15 02:41:55 PM  
They hate him because he's Obama, they hate him because he's a Democrat.  Newsflash - Democrats hate Republicans and Republicans hate Democrats.  They HAVE to hate each other in a 2 party system.  Republicans don't hate Obama because he's Obama.
 
2013-05-15 02:42:49 PM  

SkinnyHead: Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.


No, they hate him. They say so all the time.
 
2013-05-15 02:44:24 PM  

Rwa2play: Obama could cure Cancer, AIDS, Lou Gehrig's disease, the common cold and the hangover after a night of binge drinking...and Republicans would still biatch at him.


He'd still be eating crackers like he owns the place.
 
2013-05-15 02:44:38 PM  

SkinnyHead: Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.


Aw, I've missed you.  I'm not sure why you're picking nits and ignoring the ultimate point: right-wingers abandon all critical thinking and reason when it comes to President Obama.  A significant percentage STILL think he's from Kenya or Indonesia or Mars or whatever.
 
2013-05-15 02:44:42 PM  

cirby: Crap.

Now all of the lefties are going to claim that Obama cured cancer, but the GOP stopped him.


False Equivalence. Try again.
 
2013-05-15 02:46:38 PM  

gimmegimme: SkinnyHead: Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.

Aw, I've missed you.  I'm not sure why you're picking nits and ignoring the ultimate point: right-wingers abandon all critical thinking and reason when it comes to President Obama.  A significant percentage STILL think he's from Kenya or Indonesia or Mars or whatever.


Heck, you're replying to one of them!
 
2013-05-15 02:50:25 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: Citrate1007: Bill realizes that the other "scandals" are making the GOP appear that they are doing nothing but conducting an unwarranted witch hunt.  He's trying to coral the herd and keep them focused on the one scandal that may have actually happened so that they can all work together to fabricate some way that Obama can be implicated in some sort of wrongdoing........not to be confused with the other unwarranted witch hunts.

Except, Benghazi is not a scandal


That was implied in my original post
 
2013-05-15 02:53:11 PM  

SkinnyHead: Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.


Oh, well, thank YOU for clarifying that essential point, sparky.

(rolls eyes)
 
2013-05-15 02:53:19 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: There are many different types of cancer.  Obama would probably cure one that affected the poor and the minorities in order to further his Kenyan, anti-colonial class warfare and social re-engineering.


Naw man, if he really wants to go for the gold medal, AIDS. Its the perfect storm of everything Republicans dislike.
 
2013-05-15 02:53:36 PM  
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2013-05-15 02:53:36 PM  
Why would they?

He still hasn't apologized for Presidentin' while Black!

What is that guys Problem???
 
2013-05-15 02:53:51 PM  
Wait? We can do that? We can say that no criteria will ever make the other side happy so anything we're being criticized is no longer a valid criticism?

Hell, well in that case I could invent cold fusion and some posters here would still hate my guts.
 
2013-05-15 02:55:05 PM  

gimmegimme: SkinnyHead: Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.

Aw, I've missed you.  I'm not sure why you're picking nits and ignoring the ultimate point: right-wingers abandon all critical thinking and reason when it comes to President Obama.  A significant percentage STILL think he's from Kenya or Indonesia or Mars or whatever.

FTFY

 
2013-05-15 02:56:23 PM  

Mrbogey: Wait? We can do that? We can say that no criteria will ever make the other side happy so anything we're being criticized is no longer a valid criticism?

Hell, well in that case I could invent cold fusion and some posters here would still hate my guts.


There's a big difference.  Right-wingers hate Obama for manufactured reasons and because they believe Fox News Lies.  People get frustrated with certain Farkers for real reasons: the crazy and unpleasantness they express and the complete refusal to confront reality when its presented to them.
 
2013-05-15 02:57:37 PM  

SkinnyHead: Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.


"Act of terror" "Terrorist act". Pretty damn sure not giving credit to someone who would do something so beneficial for mankind is a projection of hatred. 

/That Salk guy didn't do shiat!
 
2013-05-15 02:57:40 PM  

Citrate1007: Zeppelininthesky: Citrate1007: Bill realizes that the other "scandals" are making the GOP appear that they are doing nothing but conducting an unwarranted witch hunt.  He's trying to coral the herd and keep them focused on the one scandal that may have actually happened so that they can all work together to fabricate some way that Obama can be implicated in some sort of wrongdoing........not to be confused with the other unwarranted witch hunts.

Except, Benghazi is not a scandal

That was implied in my original post


I know this. Too bad, a lot of trolls in here think anything Obama does is a scandal.


Look at him controlling the deficit, like he owns the place!
 
2013-05-15 02:58:07 PM  

LL316: They hate him because he's Obama, they hate him because he's a Democrat.  Newsflash - Democrats hate Republicans and Republicans hate Democrats.  They HAVE to hate each other in a 2 party system.  Republicans don't hate Obama because he's Obama.


Er...they *don't hate him because he's Obama.  Freud?
 
2013-05-15 02:59:00 PM  

Bane of Broone: SkinnyHead: Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.

"Act of terror" "Terrorist act". Pretty damn sure not giving credit to someone who would do something so beneficial for mankind is a projection of hatred. 

/That Salk guy didn't do shiat!


You didn't cure that!
 
2013-05-15 02:59:11 PM  

LL316: LL316: They hate him because he's Obama, they hate him because he's a Democrat.  Newsflash - Democrats hate Republicans and Republicans hate Democrats.  They HAVE to hate each other in a 2 party system.  Republicans don't hate Obama because he's Obama.

Er...they *don't hate him because he's Obama.  Freud?


False dichotomy.  One party is a little crazy.  The other party thinks Glenn Beck is sane.  We need to fight the real enemy.
 
2013-05-15 03:01:05 PM  

SkinnyHead: Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.


that's right.  just leave out a few key words and you got yourself an instant liberal circle-jerk.
 
2013-05-15 03:01:36 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: Bane of Broone: SkinnyHead: Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.

"Act of terror" "Terrorist act". Pretty damn sure not giving credit to someone who would do something so beneficial for mankind is a projection of hatred. 

/That Salk guy didn't do shiat!

You didn't cure that!


To be fair, Republican's shouldn't like Jonas Salk.  The guy came up with a polio vaccine and then DIDN'T PATENT IT.  He left billions (if not trillions) of dollars on the table.  What a moran.
 
2013-05-15 03:05:28 PM  

Mrbogey: Hell, well in that case I could invent cold fusion and some posters here would still hate my guts.


Suffering so, yet you still come here to do the good work you do.  Thank you for your sacrifices.
 
2013-05-15 03:06:15 PM  

colon_pow: SkinnyHead: Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.

that's right.  just leave out a few key words and you got yourself an instant liberal circle-jerk.


The actions of Republicans in government are evidence enough that they hate Obama, Democrats, and, in fact, most of the American people.
 
2013-05-15 03:06:34 PM  

colon_pow: SkinnyHead: Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.

that's right.  just leave out a few key words and you got yourself an instant liberal circle-jerk.


looks like you and Skinny are jerking it quite well to the right.
 
2013-05-15 03:07:08 PM  

Zeppelininthesky:You didn't cure that!

Heh, funny'd.

gimmegimme: To be fair, Republican's shouldn't like Jonas Salk.  The guy came up with a polio vaccine and then DIDN'T PATENT IT.  He left billions (if not trillions) of dollars on the table.  What a moran.


Plus supporting a cure for polio would seem like they were sympathizing with FDR. Hell, look at the backlash Christie got.
 
2013-05-15 03:07:09 PM  

gimmegimme: right-wingers abandon all critical thinking and reason when it comes to President Obama. A significant percentage STILL think he's from Kenya or Indonesia or Mars or whatever.


Gallifrey.  Obama is from Gallifrey, which means he's the LORD PRESIDENT.  Why do you think he has a time machine?

Doesn't look a damn thing like Timothy Dalton, though...
 
2013-05-15 03:07:41 PM  

gimmegimme: SkinnyHead: Goldberg did not say that Republicans "hate" Obama, he simply stated that "there are people on the right who, if Barack Obama came up with a cure for cancer, wouldn't give him credit for it."  That's not the same thing.

Aw, I've missed you.  I'm not sure why you're picking nits and ignoring the ultimate point: right-wingers abandon all critical thinking and reason when it comes to President Obama.  A significant percentage STILL think he's from Kenya or Indonesia or Mars or whatever.


I was just pointing out how the headline of the article misrepresented the story.  As for what you see as the ultimate point, it goes without saying that right-wingers will naturally oppose a far-left president.  It's not because of hatred.  They just have opposing views, that's all.
 
2013-05-15 03:08:01 PM  

Mrbogey: Wait? We can do that? We can say that no criteria will ever make the other side happy so anything we're being criticized is no longer a valid criticism?

Hell, well in that case I could invent cold fusion and some posters here would still hate my guts.


It must be because you seem to be wilfully ignorant of the issues and on the wrong side of them.  Your character is rotten and flawed.  Something something jizm spooge baba booey howard stern's penis.
 
2013-05-15 03:08:12 PM  

Bane of Broone: Zeppelininthesky:You didn't cure that!

Heh, funny'd.

gimmegimme: To be fair, Republican's shouldn't like Jonas Salk.  The guy came up with a polio vaccine and then DIDN'T PATENT IT.  He left billions (if not trillions) of dollars on the table.  What a moran.

Plus supporting a cure for polio would seem like they were sympathizing with FDR. Hell, look at the backlash Christie got.


To be fair, Salk's vaccine was rolled out a decade after FDR died.
 
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