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(Huffington Post)   Restaurant owners claim their Facebook account was "hacked" to explain the torrent of ALL CAPS posts defending themselves from "haters" and "trolls" after appearing on Kitchen Nightmares. Don't worry, the internet totally buys your story   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 137
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2013-05-15 01:11:39 PM
29 votes:
Just to let ya'll know, my fark account has been hacked. I'm not the one responsible for all the ignorant shiat I have posted here for the past eleven years.
2013-05-15 04:13:34 PM
14 votes:
All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny biatches. Once we get to court and find those Redshait farks who is makin' these posts... we're gonna make them eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, and then eat their shiat that's made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next. Love- Amy and Samy
2013-05-15 01:56:50 PM
13 votes:
someone left this comment on the companies fb page

If you sold a grilled cheese called Amy and Samy's meltdown, it would be epic!
2013-05-15 02:07:23 PM
11 votes:

namegoeshere: Prank Call of Cthulhu: I do have to admit, though, that despite the fact that Amy is a thoroughly loathsome human being--and it pains me to say this--she is kinda hot. With that level of crazy, I bet she's an absolute force of nature between the sheets.

Yes but when you were done she'd cut off your penis with a cake knife and eat your soul.


No, she'd have someone else cut it off, then just claim she did it.
2013-05-15 01:30:12 PM
10 votes:
Never stick your fork in crazy.
2013-05-15 01:08:53 PM
9 votes:
Mustafa and borderline Barbie are the gift that keeps on giving
2013-05-15 03:28:27 PM
8 votes:
If she's a trophy wife, it must be an 8th place trophy. I can't believe anyone can wear that much eyeliner without actually serving as Batman's sidekick.
2013-05-15 08:24:37 PM
7 votes:

PonceAlyosha: The Mind Boggles: Omahawg: I bet you Amy is wild in the sack

those eyes....those crazy, crazy eyes

[stoopidhousewives.files.wordpress.com image 640x595]

Take one for the team and let us all know how that works out. She is so vile I bet she has vagina dentata.

"Her...her vagina was like the inside of a pumpkin."


oh, i'm sure she uses someone else's vagina and passes it off as her own
2013-05-15 02:14:46 PM
7 votes:
chainsawsuit.com
2013-05-15 01:30:41 PM
7 votes:

ShawnDoc: Well, if they were hacked, the hackers did an amazing job or mimicking the crazy coming out of their mouths during the show and posts made to the Facebook for the last year..


By hacked, they meant possessed by demons.
2013-05-15 04:02:23 PM
6 votes:
s4.postimg.org
Q&D.....
2013-05-15 03:11:42 PM
6 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
2013-05-15 02:38:07 PM
6 votes:
Wow, this really just makes you want them to fail, be sued, go to jail and lose everything. If I lived nearby, I'd poop in a white foam cup, go up to Amy and ask why this was at the counter. I'd have a confused look and ask her what it is, she'd take a whiff and immediately vomit. She would run around yelling WHY WHY WHY? I'd yell at her for pooping in a cup and trying to give it to me to consume. Then I would take the cup and show other customers, then finally throw the cup at her and run away. So if someone nearby could do that for me please I'd appreciate it, or just leave poop on her car seat, I bet she has a convertible.
2013-05-15 03:13:56 PM
5 votes:
Daffydil:
CrazyCracka420: I echo the sentiments of a youtube comment...they kept flashing past the knives on the wall and I kept thinking "this could end very badly".  I wish I could be more like Gordon, he's a f*cking awesome, awesome person.

F*CK OFF


Yes Chef!
2013-05-15 02:14:28 PM
5 votes:
Guys! Someone hacked my pants and shat them! Totes not me!
2013-05-15 01:47:11 PM
5 votes:
I think htey are regualr posters over on the Pol tab too.
2013-05-15 01:29:28 PM
5 votes:
1-2-3-4-5 for a password?

That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
2013-05-16 12:54:26 AM
4 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net
2013-05-15 03:10:10 PM
4 votes:

KarmicHoax: What I don't get is that on the news this morning Amy said they were working with the FBI and the Pinal County Sheriff's office.

The restaurant is in Maricopa County.


Perhaps that's where they live?

"The hacking was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!"
2013-05-15 03:05:11 PM
4 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Guys! Someone hacked my pants and shat them! Totes not me!


i.imgur.com
2013-05-15 02:24:27 PM
4 votes:

Teknowaffle: I noticed this has a follow up tag on it. I can't find an original link to the original thread. Anyone got it?


Here you go

/runs away
2013-05-15 02:22:23 PM
4 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I do have to admit, though, that despite the fact that Amy is a thoroughly loathsome human being--and it pains me to say this--she is kinda hot. With that level of crazy, I bet she's an absolute force of nature between the sheets.


She's coo-coo for Jesus Puffs. It would be like f*cking a chilled salmon.
2013-05-15 02:16:27 PM
4 votes:

Lady Indica: One of the local papers to the restaurant interviewed the diner who got into the dispute with the owner.  Apparently, the police did show up in response to a 911 hangup, but determined that there wasn't anything to worry about and no police report was filed.

Wow, that's even more awesome. So she WAS calling when Samy screamed at her not to, and she stopped.


Holy shat. I wish she never hung up.

911: "911, what's your emergency?"
Crazy: "A customer is trying to leave without paying for his pizza!"
911: "Why?"
Crazy: "Because he's been here an hour and we haven't served it yet!"
2013-05-15 02:12:47 PM
4 votes:

maniacbastard: thalassatx: Buncha Redshiats did it.

I took a redshiat once, scared the hell out of me.


I drank an entire bottle of this alchohol called Tattoo. It dyes the shiat out of your teeth and tounge. (in this case, blue). The next morning I peed normal, so I was wondering where the blue went. Well it went to my poo. I pooped blue for a week. It started off a dark navy blue, and gradualy lightened up to a sky and then baby powder blue.
2013-05-15 01:45:34 PM
4 votes:
"Come to here, I will farking show you" is my new internet tough guy phrase.
2013-05-15 01:23:13 PM
4 votes:
Fark has been hacked and they are reposting everything from yesterday.
2013-05-15 01:12:10 PM
4 votes:
So I suppose the people that were on the episode Kitchen Nightmares was not really them either but somebody pretending to be them?
2013-05-16 11:10:43 AM
3 votes:
consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com

I love this one the best...
2013-05-15 11:53:57 PM
3 votes:
I'm still not convinced this isn't Catherine O'Hara and Eugene Levy in some new Chris Guest mockumentary.
2013-05-15 05:42:04 PM
3 votes:
Has anyone posted the phrase "coont poont" on her facebook yet?
2013-05-15 05:31:40 PM
3 votes:
Miranda and Katy the real two broke girls
2013-05-15 05:08:17 PM
3 votes:

NostroZ: chairmenmeow47: orezona: You just KNOW this biatch wrote this:

A.B.C is all about nostalgia.
A.B.C. is a cozy Mecca for lovers of all kinds of delicious homemade baked goods and fine European food.

And her "Ya'lah. It's Christmas"  and constant reference to G-d...  which one of the Abrahamic versions of G-d is she talking about?  Muslim (mecca/ya'lah) or Christian?

Please, someone. Help me find out.


It's the one that puts a bomb in your car if you don't stop asking so many farking questions.
2013-05-15 04:11:19 PM
3 votes:

Tom_Slick: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Tom_Slick: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Y'know, their "restaurant" is not too far from where I work.

Tempting.....

Somebody in last night's thread tried to go there, they were not letting anybody in the place.  There was a picture.

Dagummit.

No go see if they are open, then see if you are allowed to eat there.


Ask for the Sammy & Amy Meltdown.
2013-05-15 03:38:28 PM
3 votes:
I do know that people who use the term "flavor profile" deserve to have their foreheads punctured with a meat fork.
2013-05-15 02:54:46 PM
3 votes:

Two16: Nofun: The internet always wins.

This needs to be branded on some people's hands; a la Memento.



i43.tinypic.com
2013-05-15 02:48:38 PM
3 votes:
Twatty Mcbiatchface: "Our restaurant is amazing. All the haterz out there don't know what they are talking about"
Gangster McWhipped: "Jes deer, jes"
Twatty: "I know, lets have Gordon Ramsey here. He will come in and find nothing wrong, and think my food is delicious, and all the haterz will be proved wrong on national television"
Gangster "Jes deer, but don't let them find out that this is a front business for my money laundering"
2013-05-15 02:06:31 PM
3 votes:

namegoeshere: Yes but when you were done she'd cut off your penis with a cake knife and eat your soul.


...and cackle "Meow, meow, meow" as she did it.
2013-05-15 02:04:23 PM
3 votes:
2013-05-15 01:32:48 PM
3 votes:

cookiefleck: Mustafa and borderline Barbie are the gift that keeps on giving


Indeed.  Ya'lah it's Christmas!
weknowmemes.com
2013-05-15 01:21:14 PM
3 votes:

the_rev: Just to let ya'll know, my fark account has been hacked. I'm not the one responsible for all the ignorant shiat I have posted here for the past eleven years.


Burma Shave.
2013-05-16 10:32:57 AM
2 votes:
What I would gladly give if R Lee Ermey stepped into Gordon's shoes for one day during that shoot.

wfiles.brothersoft.com
"Now you listen to me and you listen good, Twinkletoes! These people eating here have worked their asses off all day for their paycheck. Unlike a bottom-feeding jackass like you who raked in other people's money while sucking on his hookah all day! They deserve to have a good meal that they paid for and not this undercooked Alpo you're hurling at them! Now if you have any right to keep that pair between your legs, you'd best go into that back room and tell Princess PMS there that she'd better get her shiat straight and get it straight right now! Because as God is my witness, neither of you dysfunctional meat sleeves will want ME going back there and bringing down the rain! You will not take those tips! You will not pick fights with the customers! You will not play any more of this monkey sh*t any longer or will bring in a FLAME THROWER and burn this whole shiat shack down to the ground myself and drag you by your ball-sack straight down to Gitmo! DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING???"
2013-05-15 10:15:14 PM
2 votes:

xenomorpheus: Why does she remind me of Elizabeth Berkley from Showgirls.....

I got it, she's a whore.


Or Jesse from Saved by the Bell after her caffeine breakdown.
2013-05-15 06:49:30 PM
2 votes:

catmandu: Rubix^3: Why would a couple of Italians think they're God's gift to the world and better than everyone else? That never happens.

Don't know about her but on the show he said he is from Israel.


A Jew, an Italian, and an Irishman are at a bar, and the Jew and the Italian start arguing about Jesus.
The Jew says "Jesus was obviously a Jew, because his mother thought he was God."  The Italian says "No, Jesus was an Italian, because he thought his mother was God."  The Irishman says "No, no, no, you're both wrong.  Jesus was Irish".  The other two look at him and say "What?"  The Irishman replies "It's obvious.  He was unemployed in the building trades."

/ba-dum-pshhh
//I'm here all week
///try the veal
2013-05-15 06:06:37 PM
2 votes:
Why would a couple of Italians think they're God's gift to the world and better than everyone else? That never happens.
2013-05-15 05:30:41 PM
2 votes:
Reality show offers in 3..2...1..Right MEOW!
2013-05-15 05:22:03 PM
2 votes:
You should go in, order something stupidly complex and guaranteed to take a long time to finish and then order Chinese food to be delivered to you while you wait at your table.
2013-05-15 05:17:23 PM
2 votes:

Tom_Slick: Former Waitress Katy has is on Reddit


Nice find. A great thread.

I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Gordon Ramsay, and your ridiculous show for leading to so much wonderful entertainment this week.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-15 04:36:47 PM
2 votes:
s2.postimg.org

YUM - anti-abortion coffee!
2013-05-15 04:21:17 PM
2 votes:
www.zuguide.com

The Federal B.I. are out there looking into it.
2013-05-15 03:29:11 PM
2 votes:

Ace Rimmer: verbal_jizm: ArgusRun: verbal_jizm: I was going to respond that, after seeing what this farked up show did to my local Greek restaurant that the producers probably screwed these people over, but there's no way producers invented that. Holy crap. They didn't have to stage a thing here.

Yanni's?

Check's profile.  Yanni's.

The crying girl was spectacular.

Yep. Good restaurant. Kitchen Nightmares provided them nothing of value and succeeded in making them look like fools even if most of it was manufactured. For instance, the fridge full of rotting food: the producers made them turn the fridge off so the lights and equipment could be plugged into the restaurant's circuit without tripping the breaker. Amazing that food spoils when not refrigerated. Sure, you could give the owners a hard time for not anticipating this but it's not like having rotting food in the fridge is a normal occurrence for them.

You know, I'm not that concerened with HOW the spoiled meat ended up in their cooler so much as I'm concerned that the owner STILL wanted to serve it.


i12.tinypic.com
Serve spoiled food, no way.  But hey, push the fish, it's starting to turn...
2013-05-15 03:24:33 PM
2 votes:
I do enjoy how even in the face of comically minor criticism, this crazy woman melts down into full-blown victim mode.

I imagine a lot of this:
"Did you change your hair?"
"That's it!  I'm closing for today.  Why would you say that about my hair?  What is wrong with you?  I should have you killed, you bastard!  I'm doing the best I can.  YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!"

Both of these people are frauds and sociopaths.  And, they will go to great lengths to blame everyone else for their troubles in order to maintain the fragile facade they've worked very hard to create so as to hide the people they really are.
2013-05-15 03:13:18 PM
2 votes:

Waldo Pepper: someone left this comment on the companies fb page

If you sold a grilled cheese called Amy and Samy's meltdown, it would be epic!


Yeah that was amazing, so was one of the replies: "They should buy it from Walmart and say that it was baked fresh daily."
2013-05-15 03:11:21 PM
2 votes:
Glad we didn't tell them about the dirty knife.
2013-05-15 02:35:18 PM
2 votes:
weknowgifs.com

Not enough popcorn for this
2013-05-15 02:28:48 PM
2 votes:

mjones73: These things happen when you set all your account passwords to 12345...


I have that on my luggage.
2013-05-15 02:22:38 PM
2 votes:

KarmicHoax: What I don't get is that on the news this morning Amy said they were working with the FBI and the Pinal County Sheriff's office.

The restaurant is in Maricopa County.


If this is the door-taped-open-at-the-DNC that finally brings about the fall of Sheriff Joe, I will walk all the way to Scotland and give Gordon Ramsey a blowie.

/personally
2013-05-15 02:22:11 PM
2 votes:
Just watched the second half of the episode.

I-I've never seen Ramsey at a loss for words before.
2013-05-15 02:20:00 PM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Teknowaffle: I noticed this has a follow up tag on it. I can't find an original link to the original thread. Anyone got it?

Business tab, for some reason.


Thanks.

Also, the woman is totally what Taylor Swift will look like in 20 years.
2013-05-15 02:15:06 PM
2 votes:
Amy Benghazi is the biggest scandal of all time

Amy lied, people died
2013-05-15 02:10:17 PM
2 votes:
Crazy eyes?

stoopidhousewives.files.wordpress.com
thinkprogress.org
2013-05-15 02:09:57 PM
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: namegoeshere: Yes but when you were done she'd cut off your penis with a cake knife and eat your soul.

...and cackle "Meow, meow, meow" as she did it.


Go on...

/fap
2013-05-15 02:09:55 PM
2 votes:

cookiefleck: No, she mentioned that several days ago. Check out their Facebook. They have pics of cakes that aren't theirs. Remember Ace of Cakes? She posted one of Mary Smith's cakes as hers.


Don't spread rumors about "her" deserts.  She has god on her side, and she speaks cat.
2013-05-15 01:45:54 PM
2 votes:

cookiefleck: Mustafa and borderline Barbie are the gift that keeps on giving


Oh, the lulz I just had!
2013-05-15 01:45:17 PM
2 votes:
"My facebook account, which was full of comments about me yelling at all the haters and trolls, wasn't made by me. It was hacked by those haters and trolls."

Seems legit.
2013-05-15 01:42:50 PM
2 votes:

Endive Wombat: 5. The compensation structure for servers is just another money cleaning tactic. The money from tips never hits the books. It's pocketed immediately and spent on gas, food, clothes etc. All the sorts of stuff that is bought in a day that isn't traced and is used up (burned, eaten, thrown out etc.) when it's done. You keep the clean, un-traceable cash coming in (tips), and then pay out more money in wages to lose money so that the money that comes in from crime doesn't make the place look TOO profitable. If they weren't so wretched and money hungry they would just let the girls work on tips like most people, but they're so narcissistic, deluded and downright evil that they think they're entitled to it and don't know when to stop.


blog.planetd21.com
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.

(Thank you for clearing up for all us nerds in how to properly money launder)
2013-05-15 01:36:41 PM
2 votes:

thalassatx: Buncha Redshiats did it.


I took a redshiat once, scared the hell out of me.
2013-05-15 01:31:30 PM
2 votes:
It was so nice of that hacker to delete hundreds of negative comments and everything pertaining to them stealing from other sites all of the dessert images posted on their FB page and their website while the shiatstorm and allcaps postings were going down.......until the flood of comments became too much for them to handle.

He also didn't change their password or password recovery options so they were able to log in the next day (after sobering up) and immediately delete all the offending posts.


What a considerate hacker.
2013-05-15 01:30:06 PM
2 votes:

cookiefleck: The only thing Ramsay liked were her baked goods and it turns out that she doesn't make those, she has them delivered from other bakeries.


I missed that. Did they say that in the show?

This was the greatest episode of Kitchen Nightmares ever. Meow, meow, meow.
2013-05-15 01:28:52 PM
2 votes:

IamTomJoad: I particularly enjoyed their perfect reasonable claim that "home made" doesn't mean THEY made the pastries and you are silly to believe such things because Wal-Mart doesn't make televisions and such.

With logic like that I am surprised they don't own more stores.


How many money laundering operations does one need though, really?
2013-05-15 01:24:36 PM
2 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-05-15 01:24:29 PM
2 votes:
The only thing Ramsay liked were her baked goods and it turns out that she doesn't make those, she has them delivered from other bakeries.
2013-05-15 01:20:22 PM
2 votes:
please keep going, please keep going, please keep going

/i absolutely love a good meltdown
2013-05-15 01:19:57 PM
2 votes:
Hacked-like typing detected.
2013-05-15 12:44:09 PM
2 votes:
What I liked is that ALL their social media accounts got hacked

/at exactly the same time
2013-05-16 02:35:41 PM
1 votes:

THX 1138: Aw crap, link didn't work.

Just go to Facebook and search for a user called I-support-Amys-Baking-Company-Bakery-Boutique-Bistro-100-percen t

It's brilliant.


The best part is that Crazy is posting under the guise of some third party supporter when quite clearly it is her. It's like a rabid weasel learned to use a computer.
2013-05-16 12:41:37 PM
1 votes:

BalugaJoe: they dont seem like nice people.


They're just misunderstood.
2013-05-16 09:13:54 AM
1 votes:
When re-opened, a portion of proceeds will benefit a charity organized to bring awareness to cyber bullying

llddr.files.wordpress.com

This woman has absolutely zero self-awareness.
2013-05-16 06:31:33 AM
1 votes:

MythDragon: maniacbastard: thalassatx: Buncha Redshiats did it.

I took a redshiat once, scared the hell out of me.

I drank an entire bottle of this alchohol called Tattoo. It dyes the shiat out of your teeth and tounge. (in this case, blue). The next morning I peed normal, so I was wondering where the blue went. Well it went to my poo. I pooped blue for a week. It started off a dark navy blue, and gradualy lightened up to a sky and then baby powder blue.


Now my life's mission is to find this magical substance...
2013-05-16 01:56:47 AM
1 votes:

bborchar: It gets even better.  Now they have announced (via a public relations person) that there is going to be a grand relaunch of the restaurant on May 21, where they will give a press conference.  They want to tell "their side of the story", and they also want people to come out and tell them how good their food is and how bad Ramsey and the internet haters are.

Sounds like a blast.


There needs to be a live Fark thread when that airs.  Seriously.
2013-05-16 12:23:42 AM
1 votes:
I don't watch reality shows, but I went ahead and watched this one. It gave me flashbacks to my ex. Amy is definitely crazier and more delusional than my ex, but it's the same sort of behavior (luckily, without the religious self-righteousness.) I know what it's like to be in that situation.

Action - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Response
Offer minor criticism                          Total denial, building up to outrage and full-blown argument
Point out a misdeed                          Indignant fury, roundabout misdirection, impossible/unlikely excuses
Ask a question                                  25% chance of being construed as "snotty" or "insulting". See previous.
Try to help out                                  45% chance of being refused because of some unknown, secret reason.
Actually do help out                          75% chance of being told you're doing it wrong/being insulted.
Offer a compliment                           50/50 split: Freak out due to paranoid misinterpretation or gloating.
Make a positive suggestion              Smug, disdainful smirk with dismissive right-eye squint.
Deliver glowing praise                      Smug, self-satisfied smirk with "vindicated chin elevation."
Prove you're right                             Near-tearful, angry meltdown followed by frustrated, dramatic walk-out.

I honestly don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight after watching that, and I  completely understandwhy Samy didn't like to tell Amy when a customer had a criticism or complaint, and why he chose to defend her when he knew she was completely wrong...  He's afraid of her, too. It's safer to spare her the bad news and side with her when she gets any.

A person like that... Well, let me just put it this way:

freeforge.com
2013-05-16 12:17:17 AM
1 votes:
It gets even better.  Now they have announced (via a public relations person) that there is going to be a grand relaunch of the restaurant on May 21, where they will give a press conference.  They want to tell "their side of the story", and they also want people to come out and tell them how good their food is and how bad Ramsey and the internet haters are.

Sounds like a blast.
2013-05-15 10:07:05 PM
1 votes:

CynicalLA: Mr. Cat Poop: Queensowntalia: Tom_Slick: Former Waitress Katy has is on Reddit

Nice find. A great thread.

I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Gordon Ramsay, and your ridiculous show for leading to so much wonderful entertainment this week.

This event has led me to actually start watching his show on Netflix. Kinda into it now.

Me too.  I thought the show was all about Ramsey being an angry asshole.


It is. The fact that he couldn't find a way to be an angry enough asshole to get through to these two is a testament to something.
2013-05-15 08:57:52 PM
1 votes:
Why does she remind me of Elizabeth Berkley from Showgirls.....

I got it, she's a whore.
2013-05-15 07:59:35 PM
1 votes:

Omahawg: I bet you Amy is wild in the sack

those eyes....those crazy, crazy eyes

[stoopidhousewives.files.wordpress.com image 640x595]


Take one for the team and let us all know how that works out. She is so vile I bet she has vagina dentata.
2013-05-15 06:13:59 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: Scruffinator: Tom_Slick: I will be watching that one.

I wonder how many times he'll get asked "Why don't you have a seat, right over there?"

I wonder how many times he's asked "I'm a 14 year old girl would you like to come see me?"


I've always wanted to see one of those episodes where they get some guy to show up and it turns out that while he claimed to a 25 year old neckbeard coming to see who he thinks is a 14 year old girl, he shows up and  he turns out to bea 12 year Asian school girl.
2013-05-15 05:56:18 PM
1 votes:

Endive Wombat: This was by far the strangest episode I've ever seen.  I would like to know if there were any other factors that lead to Gordon leaving...like the speculation on Reddit about the place being a front for money laundering.


My favorite part of the show was when Gordon confronted Samy about the girl's tips. Samy told him "I'm the gangster, not you".
2013-05-15 05:55:57 PM
1 votes:
I wanted to hug both of the servers. I still feel really bad for them. And the cats. I speak cat, but its not about vocals, more body language.
2013-05-15 05:23:03 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: five cents, please


Ok.

And you owe my eyes and brain about a twelver of Sam Adams for having to translate that mess into readable english sentences.
2013-05-15 05:02:55 PM
1 votes:
2013-05-15 04:58:36 PM
1 votes:

Citrate1007: d23: [s2.postimg.org image 451x198]

YUM - anti-abortion coffee!

This is what conservatives actually believe.......It this isn't satire, I'd bet the coffee uses child labor in its harvest.


It's anti-abortion coffee... If you can't kill the fetus, then you need to do SOMETHING with the unwanted child.

/Am i rite?
2013-05-15 04:55:47 PM
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d23: [s2.postimg.org image 451x198]

YUM - anti-abortion coffee!


Fark that weak @ss shiat.  I want my coffee strong.  Strong enough to cause uterine contractions.
2013-05-15 04:48:32 PM
1 votes:
DAMMIT!

Ninja'd by PreMortem.

/I see I'm not the only one enjoying the AMA with Katy on Reddit...
2013-05-15 04:47:31 PM
1 votes:
2013-05-15 04:47:05 PM
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2013-05-15 04:42:27 PM
1 votes:

d23: Here is their astroturf Facebook page if you haven't seen it:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/I-support-Amys-Baking-Company-Bakery- Bo utique-Bistro-100-percent/592418000777885

I accidentally got into a verbal sparing match with her this morning.  I don't think I've seen anyone so entitled in my life...


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-05-15 04:34:52 PM
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burninbeaver: vudukungfu: All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny biatches. Once we get to court and find those Redshait farks who is makin' these posts... we're gonna make them eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, and then eat their shiat that's made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next. Love- Amy and Samy

You left outsomething about Jebus and God and whatnot.


You should read your Bible, sirs. You'll find all types of weird shiat in there. Like did you know Jesus was a Jew?
2013-05-15 04:32:02 PM
1 votes:
2013-05-15 04:24:02 PM
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vudukungfu: All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny biatches. Once we get to court and find those Redshait farks who is makin' these posts... we're gonna make them eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, and then eat their shiat that's made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next. Love- Amy and Samy


You left outsomething about Jebus and God and whatnot.
2013-05-15 04:22:46 PM
1 votes:
I want to go there the next time I'm upset and let loose on them.  If they kick me out, it should be cheaper than therapy.
2013-05-15 04:18:15 PM
1 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I don't have a tremendous amount of experience in the restaurant industry, but I will say I have yet to meet a restaurant owner who wasn't a huge asshole. Male or female. I don't know whether restaurants attract assholes or whether they start out nice and then end up as assholes, or what.

/haven't seen the show, don't want to


I've met a few, but yeah, the majority think that YOU should feel lucky for being allowed to dine in THEIR restaurant.

They risked their life savings for what?  Your complaints?  GET THE fark OUT OF HERE IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FOOD.  I AM GOD.
2013-05-15 04:15:22 PM
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Prank Call of Cthulhu: I do have to admit, though, that despite the fact that Amy is a thoroughly loathsome human being--and it pains me to say this--she is kinda hot. With that level of crazy, I bet she's an absolute force of nature between the sheets.


I don't know about that. During one portion of the show (maybe the end) she starts to get upset and her husband says 'you don't need to get and pray'. She's more nutty than Super-Chunk peanut butter.
2013-05-15 04:05:38 PM
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Danger Mouse: MFAWG: I turned this episode off, because it just HAD to be fake on some level.

And yes, the British version was far superior.

No it  wasn't. It was crap. Worse part? Every episode had a scene where Ramsey would be talking about his strategy to save the resturant He'd be talking to the camera, and start to take his shirt off and put on his chef's coat.  It was strange as all fark.

/I would crack myself up thinking how farked up would it be if say the painter Bob Ross would do that, talk about the show, take his shirt off, and be putting on his smock....


Yeeees, it was so weird. So weird I had to pause it, replay it. Slow mo.

/I'll be in my bunk
2013-05-15 04:01:29 PM
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Infernalist: Strategeryz0r: With the way she just fired the server over nothing, I assume Arizona is a right to work state?

What gave it away?

Honestly, I don't see how those two farkwits get away with not having slashed tires every night after work.


They admit to firing 100 people in a year! I don't get how someone hasn't tossed a molotov through their front door!
2013-05-15 03:52:33 PM
1 votes:
I like the way idiots like this start playing the "God Card" once they have dug themselve's into a sufficiently deep enough hole.
2013-05-15 03:52:22 PM
1 votes:

MFAWG: I turned this episode off, because it just HAD to be fake on some level.

And yes, the British version was far superior.


No it  wasn't. It was crap. Worse part? Every episode had a scene where Ramsey would be talking about his strategy to save the resturant He'd be talking to the camera, and start to take his shirt off and put on his chef's coat.  It was strange as all fark.

/I would crack myself up thinking how farked up would it be if say the painter Bob Ross would do that, talk about the show, take his shirt off, and be putting on his smock....
2013-05-15 03:39:33 PM
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Orange-Pippin: [i.imgur.com image 456x186]

[i.imgur.com image 687x228]


I get kind of a Kate Gosselin vibe from her...  she wants to be the center of attention at all times.. .but she's such a 'victim' of circumstance... why won't all these people just leave her alone... hey where are all the cameras? why aren't you taking my picture and talking about me on tv?  did I mention how much god has blessed me in the last 5 minutes?

www.usmagazine.com
2013-05-15 03:32:08 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: The husband looks very familiar:

[st-listas.20minutos.es image 640x427]


"Why The Long Face?!?!?!"
2013-05-15 03:09:57 PM
1 votes:

RevMark: CrazyCracka420: This kids, is why you don't stick your dick in crazy.

I would... right in her pooper... then wipe it on the curtains just to see her flip out.


Go on...
2013-05-15 03:02:32 PM
1 votes:
Also, a pack of wild dogs could take over that place and it would be much more successful
2013-05-15 02:52:58 PM
1 votes:

Sofa King Smart: I was not up to date on this subject... but saw this on Yahoo (includes video of the show) and screen shots of some of the social media 'hacks'... cough, cough, samy...  epic douchebaggery.

bonus... they claim that Samy used to be like a Hugh Hefner (only better)... until he met Amy and then he gave that all up for her (she prayed for him to come into her life and GOD delivered him to her!!!)  very religious... right up til you complain about anything... the food.. .the wait for the food...  then it's 'fark you! get the hell out of my restaurant and don't come back!' and 'fark reddit' and 'fark yelp' and 'fark all the 'haters' who are just trying to hurt us....  pathetic.



Good God, did you see this quote from the Yahoo link:

"I saw the show and I like the way the do not give the tips to the help, because that will help them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps!!" wrote Jim Donaldson on Facebook. "With God's love anything is possible!"

What an asshole.

I was a waitress off and on for years, more recently in my 30s to pay for a divorce. I notice her bullied staff are teenaged girls.  A grown woman would knock that psycho, Simpsons-character-looking biatch on her ass.
2013-05-15 02:49:47 PM
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KarmicHoax: What I don't get is that on the news this morning Amy said they were working with the FBI and the Pinal County Sheriff's office.

The restaurant is in Maricopa County.


Right, but the Internet is in Pinal County.

/or so Amy's cats told her
2013-05-15 02:47:46 PM
1 votes:
The husband looks very familiar:

st-listas.20minutos.es
2013-05-15 02:29:16 PM
1 votes:

verbal_jizm: I was going to respond that, after seeing what this farked up show did to my local Greek restaurant that the producers probably screwed these people over, but there's no way producers invented that. Holy crap. They didn't have to stage a thing here.


Yanni's?

Check's profile.  Yanni's.

The crying girl was spectacular.
2013-05-15 02:24:07 PM
1 votes:
Stealing wait staff tips?
That's a good way to find out if you can run a restaurant with all your fingers broken.

Us, we were ALL down the street when it happened. We have 50 witnesses. Including the bartender.
That's right officer. Air. Tight. Alibi.
2013-05-15 02:20:28 PM
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What I don't get is that on the news this morning Amy said they were working with the FBI and the Pinal County Sheriff's office.

The restaurant is in Maricopa County.
2013-05-15 02:16:54 PM
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SithLord: I watched this episode the other night and could not get over how pompous these two are.  Turns out she was in jail at one time for ID theft, he was at one time a two bit mobster.  They steal tips from their house staff and resell merchandise to claim as their own.  What a bunch of business hacks.


Someone ought to explain to them:

Governments and corporations have fallen due to the power of the internet.

You can't break the kneecaps of the interwebs.

/someone bittorrent a copy of "Serenity" to them
2013-05-15 02:08:40 PM
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Hella Fark: wtf is this link?

the tool used "cray" instead of "crazy"

turned that shiat off right there....


If ever there were a person who could legitimately be described as "totes cray-cray," it would be Amy Bugfarkinsanealazo.
2013-05-15 02:02:47 PM
1 votes:
I do have to admit, though, that despite the fact that Amy is a thoroughly loathsome human being--and it pains me to say this--she is kinda hot. With that level of crazy, I bet she's an absolute force of nature between the sheets.
2013-05-15 02:02:18 PM
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NostroZ: Nexzus: ferretman: The husband must be insanely rich and she must suck great dick

I don't think a woman like that would ever get her mouth near anyone else's crotch.

Endive Wombat: Because the thing is, at the end of the day, he can just make up checks and bills and act like all these customers came in and paid them lots of money for food, but just as long as the place isn't completely empty all the time and then reporting big profits, there shouldn't be any huge red flags so as long as the taxes keep coming into the IRS and the place keeps a quiet reputation. But SOMEBODY just had to call Ramsey and blow the whole cover....

I don't know. Sounds like that redditer has been watching too much Breaking Bad.

I just don't think it matters to these people how much money they're hemorraging.

The money laundering theory makes sense.
The business is obviously a money looser, why keep it around?  As a source to conceal dirty money, makes pretty good sense to me.  Sammi has a criminal past.  His other business is pretty shady.  The dots are all there, just got to connect em.



It could be just that good of sex, though I doubt it.. Could you imagine any issues with a complaint in bed, from either of them to the other?
2013-05-15 01:56:15 PM
1 votes:

Daffydil: Just watched the first six minutes of the show...wow.

/just wow...


Yeah I'm at the same point and holy shiat these people. o.o
2013-05-15 01:53:53 PM
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RickN99: Endive Wombat: 1. If this place isn't a money laundering operation, I don't know what is.

I wouldn't think a normal strategy for concealing a money-laundering operation was to request to be on a national TV show showing how you run your operation.


if so, they are worse at laundering money than they are at running a restaurant.
2013-05-15 01:48:29 PM
1 votes:
Stupid.  Tranny.  Psychopath.

Each one just fine on its own; hell, even two out of three ain't necessarily bad.  Combine all three and add in a heaping dose of "utterly unfounded, delusional arrogance" and, well, you get what we have here.

The cake might just be the best part -- $10 says Mr. Ramsay knew there was no way anyone in that operation could crank out that case full of pastries (and double-or-nothin' on "the youngest one in the case is at least a day old"), and mentioned it at the beginning -specifically- to have a bomb to drop later in the show / relationship... but when he bailed on the effort, they left the praise in the broadcast to let Mr. and Mrs. Crazy shoot themselves in the foot... as the producers -had- to know they would.

RickN99: request to be on a national TV show showing how you run your operation.


A good point... for a normal person.  Remember, during the intros, she explained that she wanted to be on the show because she was delusionally certain Mr. Ramsay would tell her how awesome she was and how great her restaurant was and how all the "haters" were "wrong."

Crrrraaaayyyyyy-zzeeee.

Also, many criminals are stupid.  "No one else touches the computer [that I run fake transactions through to launder money]" may have seemed like Ft. Knoxian Security to ol' Samy.
2013-05-15 01:46:10 PM
1 votes:
Anyone want to hold a "FARK YOU" sign out front of this place and get a photo?
2013-05-15 01:42:12 PM
1 votes:

Lady Indica: You think they actually called anyone?


No. But I hope they did.
2013-05-15 01:40:37 PM
1 votes:

RickN99: Endive Wombat: 1. If this place isn't a money laundering operation, I don't know what is.

I wouldn't think a normal strategy for concealing a money-laundering operation was to request to be on a national TV show showing how you run your operation.


What if you were offered the opportunity and you turned it down because you were money laundering? Why do you hate your business that much? Why do you hate America???
2013-05-15 01:33:50 PM
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Somaticasual: In fairness, the speech patterns were totally different. Her angry post on yelp, though idiotic, was at least well articulated and reasoned (even if douchey). The all caps posts were what you'd expect from a mentally-handicapped /B/ hacker doing it for the lulz. Most people don't drop that many IQ points when they're angry..


Hulk smash?
2013-05-15 01:33:13 PM
1 votes:

GleeUnit: please keep going, please keep going, please keep going

/i absolutely love a good meltdown


Indeed.

It's kind of like watching a train wreck.

Or a fat lady trying to shoehorn her butt into some spandex.

Or a pride of lions take down a zebra.
2013-05-15 01:29:52 PM
1 votes:
I watched this episode the other night and could not get over how pompous these two are.  Turns out she was in jail at one time for ID theft, he was at one time a two bit mobster.  They steal tips from their house staff and resell merchandise to claim as their own.  What a bunch of business hacks.
2013-05-15 01:29:16 PM
1 votes:
You'd probably go ballistic too if the teenage Aspies over at Reddit latched onto you as their next blood sacrifice.
2013-05-15 01:28:54 PM
1 votes:

error 303: Though the Kitchen Nightmares clips I saw seemed to validate the fact that this woman was, in fact, that crazy, I would actually believe there was some hacking involved given the couple of comments were there was just a "meow" thrown in at the end...

But who knows?


If you watched the episode she (Amy) mentions that she speaks 'cat' and has a different voice for talking to each of her (4) kids (cats). She also stated that she only wanted Gordon to visit to tell everyone how great her food was, that she was an awesome chef and anyone who complained was a 'hater'. The only thing Gordon liked, food wise, was the cakes....which it turns out the purchase elsewhere and repackage. The husband must be insanely rich and she must suck great dick....otherwise I can not see how anyone would want to be with either of them.
2013-05-15 01:26:51 PM
1 votes:
I particularly enjoyed their perfect reasonable claim that "home made" doesn't mean THEY made the pastries and you are silly to believe such things because Wal-Mart doesn't make televisions and such.

With logic like that I am surprised they don't own more stores.
2013-05-15 01:25:47 PM
1 votes:
I didn't delve too deep but I'm pretty sure I saw a thread on /b talking about hacking their shiat for teh lulz  just yesterday.  Mostly though they were putting their faces on porns.
2013-05-15 01:25:47 PM
1 votes:
i.huffpost.com

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
2013-05-15 01:21:54 PM
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Its seems they still don't understand how the internets works.
2013-05-15 01:06:41 PM
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Hahahaha damage control came a little too late you psychotic farkers.
2013-05-15 01:05:03 PM
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Well, if they were hacked, the hackers did an amazing job or mimicking the crazy coming out of their mouths during the show and posts made to the Facebook for the last year..
2013-05-15 12:10:20 PM
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Their Facebook feed shows them using the same words in 2011, so unless the hackers imitated their shiatty spelling and typing, then I doubt it.
 
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