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(Huffington Post)   Restaurant owners claim their Facebook account was "hacked" to explain the torrent of ALL CAPS posts defending themselves from "haters" and "trolls" after appearing on Kitchen Nightmares. Don't worry, the internet totally buys your story   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 500
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2013-05-15 03:52:33 PM  
I like the way idiots like this start playing the "God Card" once they have dug themselve's into a sufficiently deep enough hole.
 
2013-05-15 03:52:38 PM  

FrancoFile: Mr. Cat Poop: Prank Call of Cthulhu: I do have to admit, though, that despite the fact that Amy is a thoroughly loathsome human being--and it pains me to say this--she is kinda hot. With that level of crazy, I bet she's an absolute force of nature between the sheets.

The guy is afraid to tell his wife that customers hate her food, and he is obviously hemorrhaging money to keep the store open to make her happy. If it's not a money laundering thing then she must be some kind of super nasty in the sex department. His whole keeping the tips and not letting anyone use the POS system makes me think laundering, but her whole thing of thinking she's amazing at everything and will do crazy shiat to prove it has me leaning towards sex fiend.

I knew those cakes were not hers immediately when I saw them, and I am not a foodie by any means. Ramsay must have known she was full of shiat.

This could be more epic than the video game controller guy.

Nah, I don't see her doing the tearful backpedal apology when the death threats come rolling in.  She's more like the dipshiat neighbor who paraded a coffin in front of the girl dying from MS Huntington's.


That biatch didn't fare too well after all that,I'm guessing this isn't going to either unless Horrible Food Barbie is doing it for the lulz.
 
2013-05-15 03:52:47 PM  

392Zaphod: Is the Fark pool up for when they shutdown? My money is on 28 days!


Oh.  She's cornered.  She'll torch the place thinking she can get away with it by blaming it on someone else.

I say maybe a week.  Two tops.
 
2013-05-15 03:53:36 PM  

Vodka Zombie: 392Zaphod: Is the Fark pool up for when they shutdown? My money is on 28 days!

Oh.  She's cornered.  She'll torch the place thinking she can get away with it by blaming it on someone else.

I say maybe a week.  Two tops.


Aren't they in a mall?
 
2013-05-15 03:54:07 PM  
Y'know, their "restaurant" is not too far from where I work.

Tempting.....
 
2013-05-15 03:56:03 PM  

MythDragon: maniacbastard: thalassatx: Buncha Redshiats did it.

I took a redshiat once, scared the hell out of me.

I drank an entire bottle of this alchohol called Tattoo. It dyes the shiat out of your teeth and tounge. (in this case, blue). The next morning I peed normal, so I was wondering where the blue went. Well it went to my poo. I pooped blue for a week. It started off a dark navy blue, and gradualy lightened up to a sky and then baby powder blue.


Glad I'm not the only one.  Felt like absolute death the next day.  Quite deservedly.
 
2013-05-15 03:57:35 PM  
With the way she just fired the server over nothing, I assume Arizona is a right to work state?
 
2013-05-15 03:58:14 PM  

Vodka Zombie: 392Zaphod: Is the Fark pool up for when they shutdown? My money is on 28 days!

Oh.  She's cornered.  She'll torch the place thinking she can get away with it by blaming it on someone else.

I say maybe a week.  Two tops.


How long before s/he goes "missing"?

If they are connected, they're as radioactive as Hiroshima on an August day.
 
2013-05-15 03:58:44 PM  

Walker: [i.huffpost.com image 570x207]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


Isn't it called the "Cyber Crime" Division?
 
2013-05-15 03:59:47 PM  

Strategeryz0r: With the way she just fired the server over nothing, I assume Arizona is a right to work state?


What gave it away?

Honestly, I don't see how those two farkwits get away with not having slashed tires every night after work.
 
2013-05-15 04:01:29 PM  

Infernalist: Strategeryz0r: With the way she just fired the server over nothing, I assume Arizona is a right to work state?

What gave it away?

Honestly, I don't see how those two farkwits get away with not having slashed tires every night after work.


They admit to firing 100 people in a year! I don't get how someone hasn't tossed a molotov through their front door!
 
2013-05-15 04:02:23 PM  
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Q&D.....
 
2013-05-15 04:02:31 PM  

Strategeryz0r: Infernalist: Strategeryz0r: With the way she just fired the server over nothing, I assume Arizona is a right to work state?

What gave it away?

Honestly, I don't see how those two farkwits get away with not having slashed tires every night after work.

They admit to firing 100 people in a year! I don't get how someone hasn't tossed a molotov through their front door!


Well, Samy is a mobster, so I guess he threatens them all with broken kneecaps if that happened.
 
2013-05-15 04:02:32 PM  

Infernalist: Strategeryz0r: With the way she just fired the server over nothing, I assume Arizona is a right to work state?

What gave it away?

Honestly, I don't see how those two farkwits get away with not having slashed tires every night after work.


I'm gonna go with "Cause there aren't any actual customers to piss off enough to fake them out thinking it wasn't their own employees"
 
2013-05-15 04:03:57 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Y'know, their "restaurant" is not too far from where I work.

Tempting.....


Somebody in last night's thread tried to go there, they were not letting anybody in the place.  There was a picture.
 
2013-05-15 04:05:06 PM  

Pauly Math: Vodka Zombie: 392Zaphod: Is the Fark pool up for when they shutdown? My money is on 28 days!

Oh.  She's cornered.  She'll torch the place thinking she can get away with it by blaming it on someone else.

I say maybe a week.  Two tops.

Aren't they in a mall?


I don't think she is the type to even have the concept of 'collateral damage' cross her mind, much less care if it did.
 I second the idea of one of them torching the place. Not just for insurance - its actually the only possible exit strategy that doesn't involve them admitting defeat by actively giving up, and it has the benefit of them being victims again and possibly culling sympathy and more attention. There isn't a downside for them.
 Hell, the husband may do it as -HIS- exit strategy from her money-losing dump even if she doesn't do it.
 
2013-05-15 04:05:38 PM  

Danger Mouse: MFAWG: I turned this episode off, because it just HAD to be fake on some level.

And yes, the British version was far superior.

No it  wasn't. It was crap. Worse part? Every episode had a scene where Ramsey would be talking about his strategy to save the resturant He'd be talking to the camera, and start to take his shirt off and put on his chef's coat.  It was strange as all fark.

/I would crack myself up thinking how farked up would it be if say the painter Bob Ross would do that, talk about the show, take his shirt off, and be putting on his smock....


Yeeees, it was so weird. So weird I had to pause it, replay it. Slow mo.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-05-15 04:07:11 PM  

Tom_Slick: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Y'know, their "restaurant" is not too far from where I work.

Tempting.....

Somebody in last night's thread tried to go there, they were not letting anybody in the place.  There was a picture.


Dagummit.
 
2013-05-15 04:07:52 PM  
"Can I show you hundreds of reviews, that we didn't write, from people that support us!"

Usually when you have to say "that we didn't write" that means "we wrote them."
 
2013-05-15 04:08:13 PM  

Strategeryz0r: Infernalist: Strategeryz0r: With the way she just fired the server over nothing, I assume Arizona is a right to work state?

What gave it away?

Honestly, I don't see how those two farkwits get away with not having slashed tires every night after work.

They admit to firing 100 people in a year! I don't get how someone hasn't tossed a molotov through their front door!


I thought they were being sarcastic about that.  The initial claim was 50 and they said that was wrong.  The old man said 100 sarcastic like.  At least to me that's what I saw.
 
2013-05-15 04:10:20 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Tom_Slick: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Y'know, their "restaurant" is not too far from where I work.

Tempting.....

Somebody in last night's thread tried to go there, they were not letting anybody in the place.  There was a picture.

Dagummit.


No go see if they are open, then see if you are allowed to eat there.
 
2013-05-15 04:10:48 PM  
Volume is TERRIBLE (low, like someone recorded it with a phone) but this was on the news in 2010 regarding the Yelp reviews. Just for those who thought maybe it was an act of some kind.

Newp, they're nuts.


Uploaded on  Aug 3, 2010

Amy Bouzaglo of Amy's Baking Company on the news regarding a Yelp review.
 
2013-05-15 04:11:14 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Tom_Slick: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Y'know, their "restaurant" is not too far from where I work.

Tempting.....

Somebody in last night's thread tried to go there, they were not letting anybody in the place.  There was a picture.

Dagummit.


You *might* be able to BS your way in, but you'd need to convince that level of crazy that you aren't there for the lulz or for taking more photo/video/witness data for the intarwebz. Not sure anyone this side of Connery could pull off that acting job.
 
2013-05-15 04:11:19 PM  

Tom_Slick: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Tom_Slick: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Y'know, their "restaurant" is not too far from where I work.

Tempting.....

Somebody in last night's thread tried to go there, they were not letting anybody in the place.  There was a picture.

Dagummit.

No go see if they are open, then see if you are allowed to eat there.


Ask for the Sammy & Amy Meltdown.
 
2013-05-15 04:13:34 PM  
All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny biatches. Once we get to court and find those Redshait farks who is makin' these posts... we're gonna make them eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, and then eat their shiat that's made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next. Love- Amy and Samy
 
2013-05-15 04:14:44 PM  
I don't have a tremendous amount of experience in the restaurant industry, but I will say I have yet to meet a restaurant owner who wasn't a huge asshole. Male or female. I don't know whether restaurants attract assholes or whether they start out nice and then end up as assholes, or what.

/haven't seen the show, don't want to
 
2013-05-15 04:15:22 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I do have to admit, though, that despite the fact that Amy is a thoroughly loathsome human being--and it pains me to say this--she is kinda hot. With that level of crazy, I bet she's an absolute force of nature between the sheets.


I don't know about that. During one portion of the show (maybe the end) she starts to get upset and her husband says 'you don't need to get and pray'. She's more nutty than Super-Chunk peanut butter.
 
2013-05-15 04:17:17 PM  

thaylin: http://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/have-amy-bouzaglo-committed /q 5JK3hhw


okay...now that's funny!
 
2013-05-15 04:17:34 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I don't have a tremendous amount of experience in the restaurant industry, but I will say I have yet to meet a restaurant owner who wasn't a huge asshole. Male or female. I don't know whether restaurants attract assholes or whether they start out nice and then end up as assholes, or what.

/haven't seen the show, don't want to


The restaurant business is ruthless.  Most fail in their first year, or so I hear.  Only the 'best' ones survive, either by having amazing food at cheap prices, or by ruthless exploitation somewhere in the system.
 
2013-05-15 04:17:58 PM  

Citrate1007: He knew she didn't make them as soon as he saw her kitchen....Honestly, most restaurants get their desserts pre-made. Her fault was claiming that she made them herself, which is dishonest.


All someone needs to do is go dumpster diving and find the boxes they come in, then post pics to Reddit...
 
2013-05-15 04:18:15 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I don't have a tremendous amount of experience in the restaurant industry, but I will say I have yet to meet a restaurant owner who wasn't a huge asshole. Male or female. I don't know whether restaurants attract assholes or whether they start out nice and then end up as assholes, or what.

/haven't seen the show, don't want to


I've met a few, but yeah, the majority think that YOU should feel lucky for being allowed to dine in THEIR restaurant.

They risked their life savings for what?  Your complaints?  GET THE fark OUT OF HERE IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FOOD.  I AM GOD.
 
2013-05-15 04:18:25 PM  

Thorndyke Barnhard: NostroZ: cookiefleck: Mustafa and borderline Barbie are the gift that keeps on giving

Indeed.  Ya'lah it's Christmas!
[weknowmemes.com image 550x407]


I was wondering about that line when I watched it...is she trying to say "YOLO" and just pronouncing it "Ya'lah"?

Does anybody else here understand the insane level of obnoxious one has to be to A) reference "YOLO" in the first place, and B) pronounce it all farked up like that?

(You're choice of spelling, btw, has my mind hillariously jumping back and forth between allusions to Islam and H.P. Lovecraft.)

Anyway, super entertaining episode.


It was determined in a similar thread yesterday that it was Ya'lah... Arabic... meaning "Lets go"
 
2013-05-15 04:21:05 PM  

FLMountainMan: MythDragon: maniacbastard: thalassatx: Buncha Redshiats did it.

I took a redshiat once, scared the hell out of me.

I drank an entire bottle of this alchohol called Tattoo. It dyes the shiat out of your teeth and tounge. (in this case, blue). The next morning I peed normal, so I was wondering where the blue went. Well it went to my poo. I pooped blue for a week. It started off a dark navy blue, and gradualy lightened up to a sky and then baby powder blue.

Glad I'm not the only one.  Felt like absolute death the next day.  Quite deservedly.


Oh yeah, I was pretty farking sick the next day. Never drank it again.
 
2013-05-15 04:21:17 PM  
www.zuguide.com

The Federal B.I. are out there looking into it.
 
2013-05-15 04:22:46 PM  
I want to go there the next time I'm upset and let loose on them.  If they kick me out, it should be cheaper than therapy.
 
2013-05-15 04:24:02 PM  

vudukungfu: All you motherfarkers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fark your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny biatches. Once we get to court and find those Redshait farks who is makin' these posts... we're gonna make them eat our shiat, then shiat out our shiat, and then eat their shiat that's made up of our shiat that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfarks are next. Love- Amy and Samy


You left outsomething about Jebus and God and whatnot.
 
2013-05-15 04:24:29 PM  
Why would someone take the trouble to hack their account and then just rehash all the same type of crap they were spouting on the show?  Any true hacker whould have at least included a few good photoshops - why else bother.
 
2013-05-15 04:24:44 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I don't have a tremendous amount of experience in the restaurant industry, but I will say I have yet to meet a restaurant owner who wasn't a huge asshole. Male or female. I don't know whether restaurants attract assholes or whether they start out nice and then end up as assholes, or what.

/haven't seen the show, don't want to


I've worked in a couple of commercial kitchens (years ago, but still) and I can say this. In order to be successful in a private, non-chain type restaurant, ESPECIALLY if you're a chef, you need to be at least a LITTLE crazy (or at least insane) in order to pull it off long-term.

Otherwise, you'll burn out or self-destruct.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-15 04:24:55 PM  
Here is their astroturf Facebook page if you haven't seen it:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/I-support-Amys-Baking-Company-Bakery- Bo utique-Bistro-100-percent/592418000777885

I accidentally got into a verbal sparing match with her this morning.  I don't think I've seen anyone so entitled in my life...
 
2013-05-15 04:24:57 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: /haven't seen the show, don't want to


Likewise. 25 years as a cook/chef.
Shows like that would make me twitch in my sleep.

I have had some wonderful revenge moments on owners though.
 
2013-05-15 04:26:11 PM  

heavymetal: I like the way idiots like this start playing the "God Card" once they have dug themselve's into a sufficiently deep enough hole.


When you have no other justification for your actions or beliefs, appeal to religion.....this is why we see it happening so often in politics.
 
2013-05-15 04:26:36 PM  

d23: Here is their astroturf Facebook page if you haven't seen it:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/I-support-Amys-Baking-Company-Bakery- Bo utique-Bistro-100-percent/592418000777885

I accidentally got into a verbal sparing match with her this morning.  I don't think I've seen anyone so entitled in my life...


That seems to have been removed.... or it doesn't work for me.
 
2013-05-15 04:27:11 PM  

burninbeaver: d23: Here is their astroturf Facebook page if you haven't seen it:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/I-support-Amys-Baking-Company-Bakery- Bo utique-Bistro-100-percent/592418000777885

I accidentally got into a verbal sparing match with her this morning.  I don't think I've seen anyone so entitled in my life...

That seems to have been removed.... or it doesn't work for me.


Take the space out of "Boutique".
 
2013-05-15 04:27:15 PM  

posicat: I want to go there the next time I'm upset and let loose on them.  If they kick me out, it should be cheaper than therapy.


After this, I'm not sure who would actually go there just to eat.  Especially if it is to wait hours for your food and then get yelled at by the owners.  Hmm... maybe they are pushing for the masochist clientele.
 
2013-05-15 04:27:55 PM  
You just KNOW this biatch wrote this:

A.B.C is all about nostalgia.
A.B.C. is a cozy Mecca for lovers of all kinds of delicious homemade baked goods and fine European food.
A place to walk into and be deliciously overwhelmed by a display case offering an abundance of creative and mouthwatering glittering selections.
A.B.C. is the type of place where no one will give you a funny look if you order a Wicked Spiced Ginger Chocolate Martini
while nibbling on a Colossal Chocolate Malt Ball Cupcake.
While constantly surrounded by the smell of buttery cake wafting through the air.......
The irresistible aroma of vanilla, chocolate and spices together with our fabulous selection, will overwhelm you once inside leaving you in a wonderful state of indecision.............
With our Venetian Plaster coffee colored walls, black and cream harlequin diamond floors, black crystal chandeliers, and our
beautiful decorated garden patio, you will feel as though you have been transformed to a Parisian Bistro.
All of our Pastries are baked fresh daily by me and all of our food is made per order.
We are not, nor will we ever be a factory.
We believe in quality over quantity.
We strive in excellence in all that we do.
As the owners of A.B.C. my husband Sammy & I are always on-site to assure that every customer has the superb service that they deserve and every detail is accounted for.
We invite you to give us a try, and we can confidently assure you that you will not be disappointed.
We are conveniently located in the center of North Scottsdale at the North East corner of Scottsdale Rd. and Shea Blvd
directly across from the Harkins Shea 14 Movie Theater.
We have a European philosophy when it comes to dinning, and we truly appreciate when our guest come to enjoy a relaxing dining experience and are not in a mad rush.
As with our food all good things come to those who wait.

source

/used to live in Scottsdale and know where this place is
//no, I haven't eaten at this establishment, nor do I ever plan to
///subby
 
2013-05-15 04:28:33 PM  
I'm watching it now. I keep having to take reality breaks.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-15 04:28:42 PM  
https://www.facebook.com/pages/I-support-Amys-Baking-Company-Bakery-B o utique-Bistro-100-percent/592418000777885

or if it is mangled again search for
I support Amy's Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro 100 percent
 
2013-05-15 04:29:47 PM  

tricycleracer: https://www.facebook.com/pages/I-support-Amys-Baking-Company-Bakery- Bo utique-Bistro-100-percent/592418000777885


And the space before it.  Thanks.
 
2013-05-15 04:30:32 PM  
https://www.change.org/petitions/the-us-department-of-labor-and-the-w a ge-and-hour-division-whd-investigate-amy-s-baking-company-bakery-bouti que-bistro-in-scottsdale-az

Miranda from Amy's Baking Company.
Here's a petition you can sign to help our cause. Thanks for the support and let's make things happen!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-15 04:31:16 PM  
Fine. here is the google shortened version since Fark can't get a url right..


http://goo.gl/7qHAh
 
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