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(The New Republic)   Protip for Moscow CIA guys: If you don't have a "tech" to help with your disguise, "you usually come out looking like a gay mad scientist"   (newrepublic.com) divider line 28
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2013-05-15 01:51:48 PM
11 votes:
latimesblogs.latimes.com
2013-05-15 01:47:26 PM
8 votes:
media.web.britannica.com

a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

Just a few disguise suggestions
2013-05-15 01:44:09 PM
6 votes:
www.celebrities-with-diseases.com
2013-05-15 02:09:41 PM
5 votes:
www.dodlive.mil
2013-05-15 03:42:00 PM
3 votes:
From the article I gather that the main CIA guys are so busy secretly killing people in Yemen or Pakistan that the Moscow bureau has to be operated by people working on their Spying merit badge.
2013-05-15 01:55:01 PM
3 votes:
WHAT did Obama know about the wig and WHEN did he know it.
2013-05-15 02:31:51 PM
2 votes:
cdn.twentytwowords.com
2013-05-15 02:13:39 PM
2 votes:
Comrade, I have blue jeans and Bic lighter for you.
2013-05-15 02:05:08 PM
2 votes:
What? It works on TV.

i.imgur.com
2013-05-15 02:02:44 PM
2 votes:
www.wreckamovie.com
2013-05-15 02:02:09 PM
2 votes:
Have we learned nothing from this documentary?

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-05-15 01:56:51 PM
2 votes:

Wrath of Heaven: If only our spies were as surgically effective and well-trained as their adversaries...
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 749x939]


Looks like she was disguised with a heavy dose of Photoshop.
2013-05-15 04:23:05 PM
1 votes:

durbnpoisn: FIrst of all, why are we spying on Russia?  We've been friends for a while.   And they are certainly not any sort of a threat.

In any case, it seems to me that they were just looking to try to embarass the US by saying, "we caught one of your spies!!"  When in fact, all they did was found some poor dolt hanging around there, threw a wig on his head, said they found some "spy stuff", and made a big media stink out of it.


Psst.  Hey, you promise not to tell?  We have to maintain surveillance because we still have ICMB missiles aimed at them from converted grain silos, sunken in secret locations like...

/Be right back - somebody's at the door
2013-05-15 03:41:18 PM
1 votes:
Have you forgotten about me already ,baby ?

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-05-15 03:35:00 PM
1 votes:
blog.eloqua.com
2013-05-15 03:32:03 PM
1 votes:
Came for this...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-05-15 03:14:02 PM
1 votes:

A Shambling Mound: What? It works on TV.


The 80s KGB had some pretty effective disguises. Apparently, you can go down on a FBI secretary while wearing them and not have the wig and moustache come off.
2013-05-15 02:44:18 PM
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: Not every CIA intern is a dolt ... read this guy's book. Wonderful stuff.


But they're all practiced liars. I wouldn't believe a word of that book.
2013-05-15 02:21:29 PM
1 votes:
Currently disguised as US Senator.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-05-15 02:15:56 PM
1 votes:

brap: I saw that bad wig supposed spy guy on the news this morning and assumed it was some sort of media stunt/joke.


I think I have that wig.
The beard is even more fabulous.
2013-05-15 02:15:34 PM
1 votes:
Stupid budget cuts. -_-
2013-05-15 02:11:42 PM
1 votes:
For more SCIENCE, I wanted to post her candid explicit shots too, but I'll quit while I'm head of the mods... for the time being anyway.

/They're out there
//And they're magnificent
///And farking kinky
2013-05-15 02:04:43 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-15 02:04:23 PM
1 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
American Express Travelers checks
Don't spy without it.
2013-05-15 01:58:35 PM
1 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: Sometimes I like to drive like I'm trying to lose a tail. The other times I randomly follow people and try to figure out their first name.


I just got off the phone with a "james bond" so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
2013-05-15 01:54:07 PM
1 votes:

Wolf_Blitzer: Oh please, the odds of this guy actually being a CIA spy are zero.


Wasn't that the same scenario with SugarTits?
2013-05-15 01:50:22 PM
1 votes:
Can we be a little more obvious?

The idea is to look like a normal person or tourist; not a Bond villain in transit.
2013-05-15 01:11:06 PM
1 votes:
Sometimes I like to drive like I'm trying to lose a tail. The other times I randomly follow people and try to figure out their first name.
 
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