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(The New Republic)   Protip for Moscow CIA guys: If you don't have a "tech" to help with your disguise, "you usually come out looking like a gay mad scientist"   (newrepublic.com) divider line 76
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2013-05-15 03:33:43 PM

Mad_Radhu: Wrath of Heaven: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Wrath of Heaven: If only our spies were as surgically effective and well-trained as their adversaries...
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 749x939]

Looks like she was disguised with a heavy dose of Photoshop.

No doubt after Maxim did their dirty work, but she still holds up in her candids:

Also, for SCIENCE, more touched-up shots:

Eagerly awaiting the TV movie with Jewel Staite.


I like the way you think.
R-rated, please.


/please??!??!
 
2013-05-15 03:35:00 PM
blog.eloqua.com
 
2013-05-15 03:41:18 PM
Have you forgotten about me already ,baby ?

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-15 03:42:00 PM
From the article I gather that the main CIA guys are so busy secretly killing people in Yemen or Pakistan that the Moscow bureau has to be operated by people working on their Spying merit badge.
 
2013-05-15 03:55:02 PM

bighairyguy: [www.dodlive.mil image 500x391]


Leaving satisfied....
 
2013-05-15 04:01:37 PM
FIrst of all, why are we spying on Russia?  We've been friends for a while.   And they are certainly not any sort of a threat.

In any case, it seems to me that they were just looking to try to embarass the US by saying, "we caught one of your spies!!"  When in fact, all they did was found some poor dolt hanging around there, threw a wig on his head, said they found some "spy stuff", and made a big media stink out of it.
 
2013-05-15 04:14:57 PM
Also *NSFW* Anna Chapman (Contains teh boobies)

Video

Pics  (Cursed slideshow, but it's comprehensive and you'll totes fap to it)
 
2013-05-15 04:23:05 PM

durbnpoisn: FIrst of all, why are we spying on Russia?  We've been friends for a while.   And they are certainly not any sort of a threat.

In any case, it seems to me that they were just looking to try to embarass the US by saying, "we caught one of your spies!!"  When in fact, all they did was found some poor dolt hanging around there, threw a wig on his head, said they found some "spy stuff", and made a big media stink out of it.


Psst.  Hey, you promise not to tell?  We have to maintain surveillance because we still have ICMB missiles aimed at them from converted grain silos, sunken in secret locations like...

/Be right back - somebody's at the door
 
2013-05-15 05:04:02 PM

SoupJohnB: Psst. Hey, you promise not to tell? We have to maintain surveillance because we still have ICMB missiles aimed at them from converted grain silos, sunken in secret locations like...

/Be right back - somebody's at the door


What's secret about it? We still have ~2,000 operationally deployed nuclear warheads, and I guarantee most are still pointed at Russia.

Just because the Cold War ended decades ago, doesn't make them our best friends. Our interests and theirs are still frequently at odds.
 
2013-05-15 05:05:53 PM
Gene Parmesan
 
2013-05-15 05:11:08 PM
www.independent.co.uk4.bp.blogspot.com

Why did we send Simple Jack to Russia to spy for us???
 
2013-05-15 05:23:28 PM

Wolf_Blitzer: SoupJohnB: Psst. Hey, you promise not to tell? We have to maintain surveillance because we still have ICMB missiles aimed at them from converted grain silos, sunken in secret locations like...

/Be right back - somebody's at the door

What's secret about it? We still have ~2,000 operationally deployed nuclear warheads, and I guarantee most are still pointed at Russia.

Just because the Cold War ended decades ago, doesn't make them our best friends. Our interests and theirs are still frequently at odds.


I hear ya, man.  Was just attempting a joke about the USAF installations and alleged slackers in Minot in the news

/sooo last week, I guess
 
2013-05-15 05:24:30 PM

headncloudz: [www.independent.co.uk image 460x345][4.bp.blogspot.com image 240x160]

Why did we send Simple Jack Tom Petty to Russia to spy for us???


FTFY

/he's gonna get it
 
2013-05-15 05:35:21 PM
www.independent.co.uk
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-15 05:42:54 PM
Somehow, I have a feeling the reaction to this will be Putin phoning Obama, laughing for ten minutes, then posting a misspelled status on Facebook about pwning the CIA.
 
2013-05-15 05:48:56 PM
Dude... a farking logo-less olive drab fitted cap?  A Rite-In-The-Rain pad?

fark, why not just wear a pair of 5.11s and some Oakley M frames?
 
2013-05-15 05:54:00 PM
Don't worry. In Russia time is the disguise tech for hot women.

Now...

cdn2.mademan.com

In five years...

www.timcopejourneys.com

Also...

i.imgur.com

What the fark am I doing here? I'm not mad or gay!

/I got a 'Rusty Venture' from my girlfriend last weekend
 
2013-05-15 06:17:35 PM
www.fantasyleaguegm.com
 
2013-05-15 08:33:50 PM

DeathCipris: Wrath of Heaven: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Wrath of Heaven: If only our spies were as surgically effective and well-trained as their adversaries...
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 749x939]

Looks like she was disguised with a heavy dose of Photoshop.

No doubt after Maxim did their dirty work, but she still holds up in her candids:


[images.jobsnhire.com image 600x419]

Also, for SCIENCE, more touched-up shots:

[www.antalyatv.com image 640x426][cdn2.mademan.com image 600x627]

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 661x924]


Wait, that Isn't Jewel Staite?  I suddenly have a hankering for some gum.

i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-15 11:19:20 PM
Good gravy, those tacky popups.
 
2013-05-16 12:07:26 AM

theknuckler_33: [i4.ytimg.com image 480x360]


"Do it!"
 
2013-05-16 12:09:07 AM
Wanted for questioning, possible counter-espionage deal:

v025o.popscreen.com

s3.sidereel.com
 
2013-05-16 12:55:04 PM
Ryan Fogle was in my high school class. I hung out with him, nice guy; did some theater production work with him. Hoping he shows up to whatever reunion is next, I'd love ti talk to him.
 
2013-05-16 04:49:12 PM

Wolf_Blitzer: SoupJohnB: Psst. Hey, you promise not to tell? We have to maintain surveillance because we still have ICMB missiles aimed at them from converted grain silos, sunken in secret locations like...

/Be right back - somebody's at the door

What's secret about it? We still have ~2,000 operationally deployed nuclear warheads, and I guarantee most are still pointed at Russia.

Just because the Cold War ended decades ago, doesn't make them our best friends. Our interests and theirs are still frequently at odds.


"Because this year it suits them to roll over on their backs and play nice doggie? Because this year they're on the floor anyway? You ninny! All the more reason to spy the living daylights out of them. Kick them in the balls every time they get to their knees."  Link
 
Ook
2013-05-16 05:30:03 PM

LewDux: [www.independent.co.uk image 460x345]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


Oh man, +1 internet for referencing my favorite movie

/"Then we're off, to Haiti"
 
2013-05-16 07:04:58 PM
No, THIS is a gay mad scientist, and he's a lot cuter and more talented.

tvmedia.ign.com
 
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