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(Westword)   Doctor worries that marijuana fans might start injecting THC directly into their veins -- because that's totally what potheads are into, right?   (blogs.westword.com) divider line 172
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2013-05-15 12:33:21 PM
Hey man, let's go snort some weed!
 
2013-05-15 12:36:50 PM
Know what they call the guy who graduates dead last in his med school class?

/doctor
 
2013-05-15 12:42:53 PM
He sounds like he's been smoking LSD.
 
2013-05-15 12:43:58 PM
You laugh, subby, but here's the hard truth: the THC that dissolves into bong water is, by some estimates, as much as 98.7 percent pure. Sure, most reefer addicts who've progressed to drinking bong water as a way to up the buzz manage to avoid the more serious side effects because that pure THC is somewhat "cut" by the water itself. But once they've discovered that they can take a spoonful of it, melt away the water, and inject the THC compounds that remain, you're looking at something with at least 5 times the destructive power of even the purest heroin. It's a frightening health epidemic poised to steamroll the nation.
 
2013-05-15 12:45:02 PM
It's sad when someone like this gets to call themselves a doctor.
 
2013-05-15 12:45:54 PM
cdn.hugelol.org

/Hot like a marijuana needle
 
2013-05-15 12:46:49 PM

Pocket Ninja: You laugh, subby, but here's the hard truth: the THC that dissolves into bong water is, by some estimates, as much as 98.7 percent pure. Sure, most reefer addicts who've progressed to drinking bong water as a way to up the buzz manage to avoid the more serious side effects because that pure THC is somewhat "cut" by the water itself. But once they've discovered that they can take a spoonful of it, melt away the water, and inject the THC compounds that remain, you're looking at something with at least 5 times the destructive power of even the purest heroin. It's a frightening health epidemic poised to steamroll the nation.


In that case we'd better not bring up the subject of bong water enemas.  Bong water enemas truly frighten me.  Especially when Esmerelda gives them to me, she's a sadist I swear.
 
2013-05-15 12:49:22 PM
well, subby, it's the natural progression after dipping your joints in opiates. i watched it happen. only n=1, but still, you know?
 
2013-05-15 12:50:52 PM

Pocket Ninja: You laugh, subby, but here's the hard truth: the THC that dissolves into bong water is, by some estimates, as much as 98.7 percent pure. Sure, most reefer addicts who've progressed to drinking bong water as a way to up the buzz manage to avoid the more serious side effects because that pure THC is somewhat "cut" by the water itself. But once they've discovered that they can take a spoonful of it, melt away the water, and inject the THC compounds that remain, you're looking at something with at least 5 times the destructive power of even the purest heroin. It's a frightening health epidemic poised to steamroll the nation.


THC is not water-soluble
your troll deserves 4/10
 
2013-05-15 12:51:03 PM
Marcus Aurelius et al.: as much as 98.7 percent pure.

nothing that color and smell is 98.7 % pure. organic chemistry fail.
 
2013-05-15 12:52:54 PM
I would not go to this doctor if he's that farking stupid. Hopefully this will raise a red flag at the medical board that he shouldn't be practicing.
 
2013-05-15 12:53:12 PM

utah dude: nothing that color and smell is 98.7 % pure


Not after Esmerelda is done with it.
 
2013-05-15 12:54:51 PM
Never underestimate the ingenuity of a stoner.
 
2013-05-15 12:55:01 PM
howlingforjustice.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-15 12:55:02 PM

Pocket Ninja: You laugh, subby, but here's the hard truth: the THC that dissolves into bong water is, by some estimates, as much as 98.7 percent pure. Sure, most reefer addicts who've progressed to drinking bong water as a way to up the buzz manage to avoid the more serious side effects because that pure THC is somewhat "cut" by the water itself. But once they've discovered that they can take a spoonful of it, melt away the water, and inject the THC compounds that remain, you're looking at something with at least 5 times the destructive power of even the purest heroin. It's a frightening health epidemic poised to steamroll the nation.


Widdly scuds.
 
2013-05-15 12:55:30 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-15 12:55:52 PM
I knew a guy who died after injecting three whole marijuanas at once. This isn't anything to joke around with.
 
2013-05-15 12:56:01 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: He sounds like he's been smoking LDS.

FTFM

 
2013-05-15 12:56:18 PM
Don't worry some pharmaceutical company will synthesize marijuana into a pill so they can charge us $300 a pill. Not so they can systematically financially sodomize us but for our own good. We can't be trusted to grow and smoke on our own for free (essentially). If someone can make a shiat ton of money from it the government will find a way to make it illegal for us to do it ourselves.
 
2013-05-15 12:56:53 PM
Doctor dude, thanks for the tip!
Now how do I shove this weed into this needle....
 
2013-05-15 12:57:15 PM
You guys.  Seriously.  It's going around.

Bong water soaked tampons in the rectum.  Seriously.  I knew this guy, nearly killed 'em.
 
2013-05-15 12:57:16 PM

Jubeebee: I knew a guy who died after injecting three whole marijuanas at once. This isn't anything to joke around with.


What a puss back in the day I could do 4-5 pots without flinching.
 
2013-05-15 12:57:24 PM

NothingCanPossiblyeGoWrong: THC is not water-soluble
your troll deserves 4/10


You don't know who he is, do you?
 
2013-05-15 12:57:27 PM
Thurston's experience comes from listening to stories from his uncle (top left) about being trapped on an island with some folks who were obviously not Our kind of people.


www.moviefancentral.com
 
2013-05-15 12:57:30 PM
My doctor says I need pot to get high.
 
2013-05-15 12:57:45 PM
It would STILL be pretty hard to OD.

hell, its probably safer than smoking if you sterilize you needles and don't share.
 
2013-05-15 12:58:24 PM
This thread is going to be MUCH funnier when I get home and slam a needle with 500 grams of marijuana heroin into my heart.

/they call it a hot rail
 
2013-05-15 12:59:06 PM
So this is what the teetotallers turn to when the public consensus finally starts to come into line with the decades old medical consensus that while not completely harmless because nothing is, marijuana is no more harmful than any other widely consumed chemical alterate (meaning coffee, tea, nicotine, alcohol, ect...).

Fark this stupid asshole right in his pretentious, terrified, close-minded face.  Actually, don't.  I'll do it myself right after I stuff some tea leaves up my asshole, snort a package of crushed cigarettes and inject some grain alcohol into my eyeballs.
 
2013-05-15 12:59:48 PM

NothingCanPossiblyeGoWrong: Pocket Ninja: You laugh, subby, but here's the hard truth: the THC that dissolves into bong water is, by some estimates, as much as 98.7 percent pure. Sure, most reefer addicts who've progressed to drinking bong water as a way to up the buzz manage to avoid the more serious side effects because that pure THC is somewhat "cut" by the water itself. But once they've discovered that they can take a spoonful of it, melt away the water, and inject the THC compounds that remain, you're looking at something with at least 5 times the destructive power of even the purest heroin. It's a frightening health epidemic poised to steamroll the nation.

THC is not water-soluble
your troll deserves 4/10


I posit this was not a troll, but some really funny-as-shiat satire.
 
2013-05-15 12:59:49 PM
Typical marijuana addict.

www.badmovies.org

/looks like Kramer
 
2013-05-15 01:02:01 PM

NothingCanPossiblyeGoWrong: THC is not water-soluble
your troll deserves 4/10


Want to know how we know you're new here or don't come often enough....

PocketNinja Rules.... you my good sir don't
 
2013-05-15 01:02:07 PM

StrangeQ: So this is what the teetotallers turn to when the public consensus finally starts to come into line with the decades old medical consensus that while not completely harmless because nothing is, marijuana is no more harmful than any other widely consumed chemical alterate (meaning coffee, tea, nicotine, alcohol, ect...).

Fark this stupid asshole right in his pretentious, terrified, close-minded face.  Actually, don't.  I'll do it myself right after I stuff some tea leaves up my asshole, snort a package of crushed cigarettes and inject some grain alcohol into my eyeballs.


You're doing it wrong. Packs of cigarettes are to fermented in raw sewage, collected in used condoms, and inserted directly into the liver via a slit in the abdomen. farking noob.
 
2013-05-15 01:02:28 PM

Pocket Ninja: You laugh, subby, but here's the hard truth: the THC that dissolves into bong water is, by some estimates, as much as 98.7 percent pure. Sure, most reefer addicts who've progressed to drinking bong water as a way to up the buzz manage to avoid the more serious side effects because that pure THC is somewhat "cut" by the water itself. But once they've discovered that they can take a spoonful of it, melt away the water, and inject the THC compounds that remain, you're looking at something with at least 5 times the destructive power of even the purest heroin. It's a frightening health epidemic poised to steamroll the nation.


This is why I have you on my favorites list.
 
2013-05-15 01:03:02 PM

titwrench: Don't worry some pharmaceutical company will synthesize marijuana into a pill so they can charge us $300 a pill. Not so they can systematically financially sodomize us but for our own good. We can't be trusted to grow and smoke on our own for free (essentially). If someone can make a shiat ton of money from it the government will find a way to make it illegal for us to do it ourselves.


Already been done. Look up Marinol. Extremely expensive and doesn't even work that well, as patients can't control the dosage the way they could with the illegal stuff. Plus they don't include the other cannabinoids that are active in cannabis which help control the experience.

That's Big Pharma's argument against legalization. "Look guys, we've got THC...in PILL FORM! So we can control and regulate everything about it while reaping in the profits as it's the only thing your doctor could legally prescribe."
 
2013-05-15 01:03:39 PM
As I always say, "It's not a problem if it can be eaten."

So much for "injecting" THC into your veins. Why do that when you can consume it in delicious triple chocolate brownies?

It's really, really not a problem if it can be served with chocolate frosting.
 
2013-05-15 01:03:39 PM

NothingCanPossiblyeGoWrong: Pocket Ninja: You laugh, subby, but here's the hard truth: the THC that dissolves into bong water is, by some estimates, as much as 98.7 percent pure. Sure, most reefer addicts who've progressed to drinking bong water as a way to up the buzz manage to avoid the more serious side effects because that pure THC is somewhat "cut" by the water itself. But once they've discovered that they can take a spoonful of it, melt away the water, and inject the THC compounds that remain, you're looking at something with at least 5 times the destructive power of even the purest heroin. It's a frightening health epidemic poised to steamroll the nation.

THC is not water-soluble
your troll deserves 4/10


This post is a better demonstration of the ill effects of marijuana than any scientific study ever could be.
 
2013-05-15 01:03:53 PM

mooseyfate: This thread is going to be MUCH funnier when I get home and slam a needle with 500 grams of marijuana heroin into my heart.

/they call it a hot rail


one half kilo with a street value (adjusted) of 1.5 million dollars, U.S.
 
2013-05-15 01:04:24 PM
Hate to interrupt the snarkfest here, but lots of things can be isolated into a glass bottle in a lab. If you can isolated it you can probably distill it down to sterility. Lots of things that work in a lab will work in a large batch production.

And sure as hell anything that is fun in small amounts, if you can get a pure solution of it, will be used by junkies to fill their veins with liquid addiction. And pretty soon you smiling Bob Marley people will start to look like the fleshmelting guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
 
2013-05-15 01:04:33 PM

Pocket Ninja: You laugh, subby, but here's the hard truth: the THC that dissolves into bong water is, by some estimates, as much as 98.7 percent pure. Sure, most reefer addicts who've progressed to drinking bong water as a way to up the buzz manage to avoid the more serious side effects because that pure THC is somewhat "cut" by the water itself. But once they've discovered that they can take a spoonful of it, melt away the water, and inject the THC compounds that remain, you're looking at something with at least 5 times the destructive power of even the purest heroin. It's a frightening health epidemic poised to steamroll the nation.


fark you
now I have oatmeal stuck in my sinuses
sigh
 
2013-05-15 01:04:51 PM

NothingCanPossiblyeGoWrong: Pocket Ninja: You laugh, subby, but here's the hard truth: the THC that dissolves into bong water is, by some estimates, as much as 98.7 percent pure. Sure, most reefer addicts who've progressed to drinking bong water as a way to up the buzz manage to avoid the more serious side effects because that pure THC is somewhat "cut" by the water itself. But once they've discovered that they can take a spoonful of it, melt away the water, and inject the THC compounds that remain, you're looking at something with at least 5 times the destructive power of even the purest heroin. It's a frightening health epidemic poised to steamroll the nation.

THC is not water-soluble
your troll deserves 4/10


NothingCanPossiblyeGoWrongFark account number:268141Account created:2006-01-20 13:52:40
 You should know better by now.
 
2013-05-15 01:05:54 PM
I just injected this thread so I'm getting a kick from 300cc IV Green Dragon
 
2013-05-15 01:06:06 PM

titwrench: Don't worry some pharmaceutical company will synthesize marijuana into a pill so they can charge us $300 a pill. Not so they can systematically financially sodomize us but for our own good. We can't be trusted to grow and smoke on our own for free (essentially). If someone can make a shiat ton of money from it the government will find a way to make it illegal for us to do it ourselves.


To be honest, I'm pretty sure it will turn out that the combination of cannabinoids (not just THC) working together is what gives the plant its medicinal value.  Marinol exists but isn't as widely used because it's just pure THC and doesn't have the same effects as the combination one gets from the plant.  The FDA doesn't like to approve drugs with more than one active ingredient, so pot as a prescription drug is likely a ways off unless they change their stance on that.
 
2013-05-15 01:06:53 PM

Jacob_Roberson: Hate to interrupt the snarkfest here, but lots of things can be isolated into a glass bottle in a lab. If you can isolated it you can probably distill it down to sterility. Lots of things that work in a lab will work in a large batch production.

And sure as hell anything that is fun in small amounts, if you can get a pure solution of it, will be used by junkies to fill their veins with liquid addiction. And pretty soon you smiling Bob Marley people will start to look like the fleshmelting guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark.


We already do.

/heh...do...
 
2013-05-15 01:06:58 PM
In Chong's voice:
No way man, I ain't stickin' no needle in my arm, man. Let's just roll another joint!
 
2013-05-15 01:06:59 PM

mooseyfate: StrangeQ: So this is what the teetotallers turn to when the public consensus finally starts to come into line with the decades old medical consensus that while not completely harmless because nothing is, marijuana is no more harmful than any other widely consumed chemical alterate (meaning coffee, tea, nicotine, alcohol, ect...).

Fark this stupid asshole right in his pretentious, terrified, close-minded face.  Actually, don't.  I'll do it myself right after I stuff some tea leaves up my asshole, snort a package of crushed cigarettes and inject some grain alcohol into my eyeballs.

You're doing it wrong. Packs of cigarettes are to fermented in raw sewage, collected in used condoms, and inserted directly into the liver via a slit in the abdomen. farking noob.


Fark, now you tell me.  Now I'm going to have to go kill another hooker.
 
2013-05-15 01:08:53 PM
The whole reason hard drugs exist is because of prohibition. Bootleggers most often smuggled whiskey and the like and didn't bother with beer. Drug dealers are the same. If original recipe Coca Cola existed, a crack or meth head could run down to the 7/11 and start their morning with one. Downshift their habit. They wouldn't have any teeth but they likely don't anyway.
 
2013-05-15 01:09:06 PM
Yes?  Obviously not all, but I'm not sure if subby is aware of this - Sometimes people want to get really high really fast.  It's been known to happen.  So this isn't even remotely out of the realm of possibilities.  An extreme example?  Yep.  But so are college kids.
 
2013-05-15 01:09:07 PM
I love how it's not the bong water drinking, it's not the "melt away the water" bit, it's not the "5 times the destructive power of heroin" thing, but the fact that he claimed THC is water soluble that set him off.

All that other stuff slipped by without comment, BUT DON'T YOU DARE SAY THC IS WATER SOLUBLE, DUDE.
 
2013-05-15 01:09:32 PM
I won't be worried until they stick marijuanas up their noses.
 
2013-05-15 01:09:53 PM
The real warning here is: There are doctors who are this stupid, and they are allowed to treat patients. Be careful out there.
 
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