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(Slashdot)   Global Warming shifts Earth's poles, spawning twelve new movies   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Greenland Ice Sheet, global warming, Earth, North Pole, polar shift, University of Texas  
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2372 clicks; posted to Geek » on 15 May 2013 at 11:18 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-15 11:32:37 AM  
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The Day After Tomorrow was on tv last night.  I made the realization that if there ever is a global disaster I am going to make myself a coat out of live dogs.  I'm guaranteed to survive.
2013-05-15 11:28:19 AM  
2 votes:

make me some tea: But wait, I've been told that global warming is a myth perpetuated by the collusion of thousands of climate "scientists" just looking for a free paycheck from the government?

Yep, the weight of all those massive paychecks accumulating in the climate scientists' mansion has shifted the distribution of mass on Earth, causing the poles to move.
2013-05-15 02:48:37 PM  
1 vote:

moanerific: Global Warming:  Is there anything it can't do?

Convince partisans.
2013-05-15 11:48:20 AM  
1 vote:

Pinner: Can we just put some massive strippers on poles on the other side to shift it back?

Must not GIS...Must not GIS... Must not GIS...
2013-05-15 11:21:42 AM  
1 vote:
Ray, the sponges poles migrated about a foot and a half.
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