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(WBIR Knoxville)   Radio preacher who predicted the rapture for May 2011 faces financial hardships after the Messiah was a no-show. THANKS OBAMA   (wbir.com) divider line 10
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2013-05-15 10:56:23 AM  
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RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22


I'd rather see him be forced to repay all the people he defrauded.  But that ain't happening.

I almost feel sorry for those rubes.  Almost.
2013-05-15 12:36:10 PM  
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Hopefully, this'll teach people to stop focusing so much on the world ending and maybe try and fix the world we have now?

Nah.  What's the next date that the loonies are freaking out about?
2013-05-15 10:48:35 AM  
2 votes:
According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22
2013-05-15 12:56:25 PM  
1 votes:
Set up tax-exempt "faith-based" organization; guile the gullible; profit.

/same strategy as the GOP
2013-05-15 12:48:05 PM  
1 votes:
More like non-prophet organization.
2013-05-15 12:37:05 PM  
1 votes:
Wanna hear the most boring radio imaginable? Look no further than your local Family Radio station. Music that was out of date 80 years ago is their playlist. Its like listening to a aural fossil. I can stand a few minuets at a time at most before I run screaming from the radio.
2013-05-15 12:36:51 PM  
1 votes:

MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!


This wasn't Harold Camping's first incorrect "prediction" of the date, so if he were younger and in better health, that's almost certainly the tack they'd take. Another date would be predicted, and more fools parted with their money.
2013-05-15 12:35:45 PM  
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2013-05-15 11:30:06 AM  
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass: You think the Rapture didn't happen just because you're still here?

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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/I think the rapture didn't happen because they still are
2013-05-15 11:29:36 AM  
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