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2013-05-15 10:48:35 AM  
According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22
 
2013-05-15 10:55:54 AM  
Oh noooaaee! Your messiah pulled a no show and junk!
 
2013-05-15 10:56:23 AM  

RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22


I'd rather see him be forced to repay all the people he defrauded.  But that ain't happening.

I almost feel sorry for those rubes.  Almost.
 
2013-05-15 10:58:49 AM  

cookiefleck: Oh noooaaee! Your messiah pulled a no show and junk!


Did I do that?? Here. Let me get my cellular, and call you a diety.
 
2013-05-15 11:07:56 AM  
Trust me.  The world isn't ending until Oct. 23, 2015.  No I didn't just make that date up based on absolutely nothing at all.
 
2013-05-15 11:25:29 AM  
fearless-selling.ca
 
2013-05-15 11:27:39 AM  
You think the Rapture didn't happen just because you're still here?

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

americandigest.org
 
2013-05-15 11:29:36 AM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-15 11:30:06 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: You think the Rapture didn't happen just because you're still here?

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[americandigest.org image 520x212]


No

/I think the rapture didn't happen because they still are
 
2013-05-15 11:35:51 AM  
Dude completely ruined my Rapture after-party.
 
2013-05-15 11:48:14 AM  

Sybarite: Dude completely ruined my Rapture after-party.


I was hoping to be rid of these boring and fussy Christians.  But no-OOO-oo.
 
2013-05-15 12:20:13 PM  
FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!
 
2013-05-15 12:33:08 PM  
The rapture is gonna happen riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight NOW!

NOW!

Riiiiiiiiiiight NOW! NOW!

/Dammit
//NOW?
 
2013-05-15 12:33:33 PM  

Diogenes: RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22

I'd rather see him be forced to repay all the people he defrauded.  But that ain't happening.

I almost feel sorry for those rubes.  Almost.


That was the most retarded thing about that affair.  Dude had tens of millions of cash on hand but still convinced his followers to drain their bank accounts to pay for the billboards.  Idiots.
 
2013-05-15 12:33:42 PM  
api.ning.com
 
2013-05-15 12:33:46 PM  

MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!


So voila.  Keep guessing the date correctly, and the date keeps being pushed back
 
2013-05-15 12:33:53 PM  

RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.


Well, strict reading of the Old Testament was part of putting Christ to death, so it's fairly safe to say that method is no longer enforced these days.
 
2013-05-15 12:34:50 PM  

Diogenes: Sybarite: Dude completely ruined my Rapture after-party.

I was hoping to be rid of these boring and fussy Christians.  But no-OOO-oo.


Won't happen.  Not all of the ones proclaiming they are were saved.  You'll still deal with the ones thinking it can't possibly be the rapture since they weren't taken yet
 
2013-05-15 12:35:38 PM  

Kurmudgeon: RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

Well, strict reading of the Old Testament was part of putting Christ to death, so it's fairly safe to say that method is no longer enforced these days.


Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? That YHWH would sacrifice his son?
 
2013-05-15 12:35:45 PM  
grumpycatgood.jpg
 
2013-05-15 12:35:55 PM  

cwolf20: MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!

So voila.  Keep guessing the date correctly, and the date keeps being pushed back


Your donations are what will bring about God's heavenly glory!!!  You just haven't given enough!!!

/hallelujah, you farking rubes
 
2013-05-15 12:36:10 PM  
Hopefully, this'll teach people to stop focusing so much on the world ending and maybe try and fix the world we have now?

Nah.  What's the next date that the loonies are freaking out about?
 
2013-05-15 12:36:33 PM  

Diogenes: RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22

I'd rather see him be forced to repay all the people he defrauded.  But that ain't happening.

I almost feel sorry for those rubes.  Almost.


There's no cure for stupid.  Or gullible, it seems.
 
2013-05-15 12:36:42 PM  
He is the messiah!  I should know - I've followed a few.
 
2013-05-15 12:36:51 PM  

MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!


This wasn't Harold Camping's first incorrect "prediction" of the date, so if he were younger and in better health, that's almost certainly the tack they'd take. Another date would be predicted, and more fools parted with their money.
 
2013-05-15 12:37:05 PM  
Wanna hear the most boring radio imaginable? Look no further than your local Family Radio station. Music that was out of date 80 years ago is their playlist. Its like listening to a aural fossil. I can stand a few minuets at a time at most before I run screaming from the radio.
 
2013-05-15 12:39:11 PM  

OdradekRex: He is the messiah!  I should know - I've followed a few.


GOURD!
 
2013-05-15 12:40:04 PM  
Well that can only mean we aren't sinning enough.  We need to hasten the return of Christ by making the world more wicked!!!  Let's get those orgies started!!!  Double penetrations for everyone!!!
 
2013-05-15 12:40:24 PM  
People that make their livings defrauding people SHOULD die alone and penniless, so good for him. farking piece of shiat.

/hopefully Sally Morgan can suffer the same fate
 
2013-05-15 12:41:35 PM  
FTFA "Some of his followers had quit jobs or emptied their bank accounts to help pay for the billboards,"

Ummmmmmm....you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-05-15 12:44:34 PM  

Kurmudgeon: Well, strict reading of the Old Testament was part of putting Christ to death, so it's fairly safe to say that method is no longer enforced these days.


Unless it's about the gays.
=Smidge=
 
2013-05-15 12:45:27 PM  
"Sufficient funds were in thebank and, thankfully, we didn't spend everything," he said, referring to the May 2011 prediction. "But it did force us to make quick changes."

Why the fark did they NOT spend all of it?  What the fark were they going to do it with it after the end of the world?
 
2013-05-15 12:46:31 PM  
img850.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-15 12:47:00 PM  
Pity this quack ran out of money.  When I was growing up in Norcal, I used to love getting high as fark and watching his zombie-esque visage mumble about Jesus for hours on end on channel 64.
 
2013-05-15 12:47:21 PM  

wingnut396: "Sufficient funds were in thebank and, thankfully, we didn't spend everything," he said, referring to the May 2011 prediction. "But it did force us to make quick changes."

Why the fark did they NOT spend all of it?  What the fark were they going to do it with it after the end of the world?


It probably occurred to more than a few of them that they wouldn't be raptured.
 
2013-05-15 12:47:37 PM  
Wasn't the Rapture invented in the 19th century to get women to stop thinking about orgasms?

Why do you ask, yes, I'm still here.
 
2013-05-15 12:48:05 PM  
More like non-prophet organization.
 
2013-05-15 12:50:43 PM  

OdradekRex: He is the messiah!  I should know - I've followed a few.


Tell me more!
 
2013-05-15 12:53:00 PM  
Obama, is there nothing he can't ruin?
 
2013-05-15 12:55:04 PM  

Diogenes: RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22

I'd rather see him be forced to repay all the people he defrauded.  But that ain't happening.

I almost feel sorry for those rubes.  Almost.


Yeah, I don't at all.  These people want the end of the world.  They think they are "chosen" and the rest of us can go to hell.  Not that I believe in any of that nonsense...
 
2013-05-15 12:56:25 PM  
Set up tax-exempt "faith-based" organization; guile the gullible; profit.

/same strategy as the GOP
 
2013-05-15 12:58:21 PM  

rassleholic: [img850.imageshack.us image 569x640]


This is awesome!  Is that angel helping out the Macho Man?
 
2013-05-15 12:59:41 PM  

born_yesterday: cwolf20: MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!

So voila.  Keep guessing the date correctly, and the date keeps being pushed back

Your donations are what will bring about God's heavenly glory!!!  You just haven't given enough!!!

/hallelujah, you farking rubes


I donated?
 
2013-05-15 01:01:26 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: You think the Rapture didn't happen just because you're still here?

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Well, it ain't the north pole. Bwhhhhhhh!
 
2013-05-15 01:04:35 PM  

alabasterblack: FTFA "Some of his followers had ([quit jobs]clause 1) or ([emptied their bank accounts to help pay for the billboards]clause 2),"

Ummmmmmm....you're doing it wrong.


2 clauses, poorly phrased sentence.
 
2013-05-15 01:04:59 PM  

RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22


Why go to a section you know they'll say was made new with the coming of christ.

Heck, their Jesus says himself to not believe anyone saying the end is coming.

http://niv.scripturetext.com/matthew/24.htm

So...yeah.

(I read to the end if you want to see the specific point "light a thief in the night, none will know when I come back" and how those people are morons)
 
2013-05-15 01:05:19 PM  

cwolf20: born_yesterday: cwolf20: MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!

So voila.  Keep guessing the date correctly, and the date keeps being pushed back

Your donations are what will bring about God's heavenly glory!!!  You just haven't given enough!!!

/hallelujah, you farking rubes

I donated?


It was the royal "you", not you personally.  Sorry if you thought I was calling you a rube.  I'm so sorry, I'm going to give you a unique opportunity to help out this Nigerian prince friend of mine...
 
2013-05-15 01:05:41 PM  
When will people grow the hell up and stop following false prophets who only want money and power?

Everybody knows the real prophets only want sex.
 
2013-05-15 01:08:20 PM  

RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.


He hollowed out his Bible as a place to store his flask a long time ago.
 
2013-05-15 01:09:32 PM  

Sybarite: Dude completely ruined my Rapture after-party.


I was all prepared to do some serious post-Rapture looting. (Well, "finding," I guess, since I'm white.)
 
2013-05-15 01:10:07 PM  

Mugato: RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

He hollowed out his Bible as a place to store his flask a long time ago.


Salvation really did lie within.
 
2013-05-15 01:15:08 PM  
"Sufficient funds were in the bank and, thankfully, we didn't spend everything," he said, referring to the May 2011 prediction. "But it did force us to make quick changes."

Who would've thought that having your donor base quit their jobs and spend all their savings based on an impossible prediction would have some negative consequences?
 
2013-05-15 01:17:14 PM  

born_yesterday: cwolf20: born_yesterday: cwolf20: MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!

So voila.  Keep guessing the date correctly, and the date keeps being pushed back

Your donations are what will bring about God's heavenly glory!!!  You just haven't given enough!!!

/hallelujah, you farking rubes

I donated?

It was the royal "you", not you personally.  Sorry if you thought I was calling you a rube.  I'm so sorry, I'm going to give you a unique opportunity to help out this Nigerian prince friend of mine...


Dame rubles
 
2013-05-15 01:18:04 PM  

born_yesterday: cwolf20: born_yesterday: cwolf20: MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!

So voila.  Keep guessing the date correctly, and the date keeps being pushed back

Your donations are what will bring about God's heavenly glory!!!  You just haven't given enough!!!

/hallelujah, you farking rubes

I donated?

It was the royal "you", not you personally.  Sorry if you thought I was calling you a rube.  I'm so sorry, I'm going to give you a unique opportunity to help out this Nigerian prince friend of mine...


and that was D A M N.  my computer decided it should be dame
 
2013-05-15 01:30:11 PM  
 
2013-05-15 01:32:42 PM  

RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22


So Jesus should be put to death as well? His Apostles made it clear they felt that the end of the world would arrive in their lifetime.
 
2013-05-15 01:36:53 PM  
I tihink one of his billboards is still on I-95 in north Florida, near Jacksonville and the Georgia border.  Kind of funny seeing it still there, almost two years later.
 
2013-05-15 01:47:27 PM  

RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy...


Deuteronomy is a freakin' gold mine.
 
2013-05-15 01:48:59 PM  
"He will come again"

www.miataturbo.net
 
2013-05-15 01:50:23 PM  

heavymetal: "Sufficient funds were in the bank and, thankfully, we didn't spend everything," he said, referring to the May 2011 prediction. "But it did force us to make quick changes."

Who would've thought that having your donor base quit their jobs and spend all their savings based on an impossible prediction would have some negative consequences?


Dude. Probably should have seen it coming.

Oh right. He cant prophesy his way out of a wet paper bag
 
2013-05-15 02:06:32 PM  
I spent that day in May dressed up as Jesus and wandering around local malls.


Strangely, when you're dressed up as Jesus, you get significantly better service at many stores.  Of course, it's possible that they just wanted me out of there...
 
2013-05-15 02:09:19 PM  
Sufficient funds were in the bank and, thankfully, we didn't spend everything

Why not?  Did you not believe in your own  scam prediction?
 
2013-05-15 02:10:19 PM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22

So Jesus should be put to death as well? His Apostles made it clear they felt that the end of the world would arrive in their lifetime.


He was.
 
2013-05-15 02:10:56 PM  

Beeblebrox: Diogenes: RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22

I'd rather see him be forced to repay all the people he defrauded.  But that ain't happening.

I almost feel sorry for those rubes.  Almost.

Yeah, I don't at all.  These people want the end of the world.  They think they are "chosen" and the rest of us can go to hell.  Not that I believe in any of that nonsense...


I don't think they wanted the world to end, rather they believed that it would end and wanted to do the right thing. But WTF do I know. The entire thing is laughably insane. Anyone who believed him is obviously an idiot of the highest order.

I like the idea of putting him to death based on scripture. I think that's a win for everyone.
 
2013-05-15 02:12:08 PM  
I understand some of these bozos actually committed suicide after their rapture didn't come.
Kudos on culling the herd, guys.
 
2013-05-15 02:15:57 PM  
And if you fell for this I got one word for you.
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-05-15 02:21:36 PM  

voodoohotdog: Oh right. He cant prophesy his way out of a wet paper bag


I just wanted to say thank you, THANK YOU, for using that word correctly.

/"prophesy" is the verb, "prophecy" is the noun, "prophesize" ain't a word
 
2013-05-15 02:31:41 PM  
Has anybody done interviews with the people who quit their jobs, gave away all their possessions, that kind of thing?  That could be schadenfreudtastic.
 
2013-05-15 02:38:47 PM  
images.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-05-15 02:42:17 PM  
And despite being wrong every single time since the beginning of time, people will still believe the next one is the TRUE date.

And will be wrong. AGAIN.
 
2013-05-15 02:45:48 PM  
It was the end of the world, for them.

i296.photobucket.com

Every day can be X-Day, when you have a gun.
 
2013-05-15 02:52:02 PM  
fullmetalpatriotblog.com
 
2013-05-15 02:55:35 PM  
That's it. Next crazy end-times story and I'm jumping in on parting some fools from their money.

It's a 501(c)(3) I fill out... right?
 
2013-05-15 03:03:50 PM  

Inflatable Rhetoric: There's no cure for stupid. Or gullible, it seems


That's a good thing, I haven't missed my chance to get in on the next one and make a buck or two.
 
2013-05-15 03:15:20 PM  
i.chzbgr.com


/He's probably even more wooden now
//The guy on the left I mean
 
2013-05-15 04:13:04 PM  
I'm thinking, maybe the Rapture did take place, and no one was lifted up. Or some people were taken, but they were so isolated and hidden from everyone else no one knows they're gone, and we are all in the end times now.

/wow some Christians would be really upset if this were true
//it's not
///how would we know though?
 
2013-05-15 04:17:13 PM  
There are many false prophets and you shall know them by their lies.

www.bartcop.com
 
2013-05-15 04:20:48 PM  
Isn't it funny how the same intellectually dishonest lefties who blamed Bush for the weather now tout their own president's impotence with the "Thanks Obama" meme.
 
2013-05-15 04:27:35 PM  
Is that the same guy who used to say the his church was right outside the gates of DisneyLand?
 
2013-05-15 04:36:56 PM  
 These clowns have the best scam on the planet..Selling fairy tales for gold..
 
2013-05-15 05:03:36 PM  

Pixiest: Isn't it funny how the same intellectually dishonest lefties who blamed Bush for the weather now tout their own president's impotence with the "Thanks Obama" meme.


What the fark are you talking about?
 
2013-05-15 05:07:47 PM  
"These people" have no idea what the word "responsibility" means.

Really, no farking clue
 
2013-05-15 05:08:45 PM  

Pixiest: Isn't it funny how the same intellectually dishonest lefties who blamed Bush for the weather now tout their own president's impotence with the "Thanks Obama" meme.


Well, my opinions differ from your facts too!
 
2013-05-15 05:09:00 PM  
How long before some other bozo takes his place? Not too long.
 
2013-05-15 05:26:24 PM  
I keep this on hand for... you know...
Now with emphasizing pics!

img441.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-15 05:28:05 PM  
Fun Fact:
The radio show was produced and directed by Vladimir & Estragon.
 
2013-05-15 05:28:59 PM  
I pity the fools that listen to these phony prophets.  My cousin married a guy who was part of the Unarian [I think] group, they used to go out into the desert where their prophet told them space ships would come and take them away to a new planet.  I'm told the wedding was...unusual.  Something about a phallic symbol.  I'm sorry I missed it.  Crazy...she's over it now, but the only difference between her and her sister the strict Southern Baptist is that the SB sister spent 20 years as a missionary in central america.  She's nuts but at least she puts her heart into it.
 
2013-05-15 06:50:58 PM  

cwolf20: MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!

So voila.  Keep guessing the date correctly, and the date keeps being pushed back


I blame Daylight Saving Time.
 
2013-05-15 06:52:48 PM  

FuturePastNow: MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!

This wasn't Harold Camping's first incorrect "prediction" of the date, so if he were younger and in better health, that's almost certainly the tack they'd take. Another date would be predicted, and more fools parted with their money.


I thought they used the excuse "It DID happen.  I mean, the BEGINNING of the world happened, just like we predicted" already.
 
2013-05-15 09:30:58 PM  

MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!


I did check out that website to see how he could explain away that well known Bible verse.

He said it only applied to the "church age" and since that ended, then setting the date via his brand of numerology was just fine.

Harold Camping has a degree as a Civil Engineer and owns a construction company, his expertise in the Bible is based on his own self-study. He holds no degrees in theology.
 
2013-05-15 11:37:28 PM  

Infernalist: What's the next date that the loonies are freaking out about?


If I recall, every day until 1/20/2017 is tied for first.
 
2013-05-16 04:46:59 AM  

Smidge204: Unless it's about the gays.


Well, if it's Old Testament, than it's before Christianity, so it's nothing Christ said to do.
 
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