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(WBIR Knoxville)   Radio preacher who predicted the rapture for May 2011 faces financial hardships after the Messiah was a no-show. THANKS OBAMA   (wbir.com) divider line 92
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2013-05-15 10:48:35 AM
According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22
 
2013-05-15 10:55:54 AM
Oh noooaaee! Your messiah pulled a no show and junk!
 
2013-05-15 10:56:23 AM

RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22


I'd rather see him be forced to repay all the people he defrauded.  But that ain't happening.

I almost feel sorry for those rubes.  Almost.
 
2013-05-15 10:58:49 AM

cookiefleck: Oh noooaaee! Your messiah pulled a no show and junk!


Did I do that?? Here. Let me get my cellular, and call you a diety.
 
2013-05-15 11:07:56 AM
Trust me.  The world isn't ending until Oct. 23, 2015.  No I didn't just make that date up based on absolutely nothing at all.
 
2013-05-15 11:25:29 AM
fearless-selling.ca
 
2013-05-15 11:27:39 AM
You think the Rapture didn't happen just because you're still here?

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

americandigest.org
 
2013-05-15 11:29:36 AM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-05-15 11:30:06 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: You think the Rapture didn't happen just because you're still here?

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[americandigest.org image 520x212]


No

/I think the rapture didn't happen because they still are
 
2013-05-15 11:35:51 AM
Dude completely ruined my Rapture after-party.
 
2013-05-15 11:48:14 AM

Sybarite: Dude completely ruined my Rapture after-party.


I was hoping to be rid of these boring and fussy Christians.  But no-OOO-oo.
 
2013-05-15 12:20:13 PM
FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!
 
2013-05-15 12:33:08 PM
The rapture is gonna happen riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight NOW!

NOW!

Riiiiiiiiiiight NOW! NOW!

/Dammit
//NOW?
 
2013-05-15 12:33:33 PM

Diogenes: RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22

I'd rather see him be forced to repay all the people he defrauded.  But that ain't happening.

I almost feel sorry for those rubes.  Almost.


That was the most retarded thing about that affair.  Dude had tens of millions of cash on hand but still convinced his followers to drain their bank accounts to pay for the billboards.  Idiots.
 
2013-05-15 12:33:42 PM
api.ning.com
 
2013-05-15 12:33:46 PM

MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!


So voila.  Keep guessing the date correctly, and the date keeps being pushed back
 
2013-05-15 12:33:53 PM

RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.


Well, strict reading of the Old Testament was part of putting Christ to death, so it's fairly safe to say that method is no longer enforced these days.
 
2013-05-15 12:34:50 PM

Diogenes: Sybarite: Dude completely ruined my Rapture after-party.

I was hoping to be rid of these boring and fussy Christians.  But no-OOO-oo.


Won't happen.  Not all of the ones proclaiming they are were saved.  You'll still deal with the ones thinking it can't possibly be the rapture since they weren't taken yet
 
2013-05-15 12:35:38 PM

Kurmudgeon: RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

Well, strict reading of the Old Testament was part of putting Christ to death, so it's fairly safe to say that method is no longer enforced these days.


Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? That YHWH would sacrifice his son?
 
2013-05-15 12:35:45 PM
grumpycatgood.jpg
 
2013-05-15 12:35:55 PM

cwolf20: MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!

So voila.  Keep guessing the date correctly, and the date keeps being pushed back


Your donations are what will bring about God's heavenly glory!!!  You just haven't given enough!!!

/hallelujah, you farking rubes
 
2013-05-15 12:36:10 PM
Hopefully, this'll teach people to stop focusing so much on the world ending and maybe try and fix the world we have now?

Nah.  What's the next date that the loonies are freaking out about?
 
2013-05-15 12:36:33 PM

Diogenes: RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22

I'd rather see him be forced to repay all the people he defrauded.  But that ain't happening.

I almost feel sorry for those rubes.  Almost.


There's no cure for stupid.  Or gullible, it seems.
 
2013-05-15 12:36:42 PM
He is the messiah!  I should know - I've followed a few.
 
2013-05-15 12:36:51 PM

MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!


This wasn't Harold Camping's first incorrect "prediction" of the date, so if he were younger and in better health, that's almost certainly the tack they'd take. Another date would be predicted, and more fools parted with their money.
 
2013-05-15 12:37:05 PM
Wanna hear the most boring radio imaginable? Look no further than your local Family Radio station. Music that was out of date 80 years ago is their playlist. Its like listening to a aural fossil. I can stand a few minuets at a time at most before I run screaming from the radio.
 
2013-05-15 12:39:11 PM

OdradekRex: He is the messiah!  I should know - I've followed a few.


GOURD!
 
2013-05-15 12:40:04 PM
Well that can only mean we aren't sinning enough.  We need to hasten the return of Christ by making the world more wicked!!!  Let's get those orgies started!!!  Double penetrations for everyone!!!
 
2013-05-15 12:40:24 PM
People that make their livings defrauding people SHOULD die alone and penniless, so good for him. farking piece of shiat.

/hopefully Sally Morgan can suffer the same fate
 
2013-05-15 12:41:35 PM
FTFA "Some of his followers had quit jobs or emptied their bank accounts to help pay for the billboards,"

Ummmmmmm....you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-05-15 12:44:34 PM

Kurmudgeon: Well, strict reading of the Old Testament was part of putting Christ to death, so it's fairly safe to say that method is no longer enforced these days.


Unless it's about the gays.
=Smidge=
 
2013-05-15 12:45:27 PM
"Sufficient funds were in thebank and, thankfully, we didn't spend everything," he said, referring to the May 2011 prediction. "But it did force us to make quick changes."

Why the fark did they NOT spend all of it?  What the fark were they going to do it with it after the end of the world?
 
2013-05-15 12:46:31 PM
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2013-05-15 12:47:00 PM
Pity this quack ran out of money.  When I was growing up in Norcal, I used to love getting high as fark and watching his zombie-esque visage mumble about Jesus for hours on end on channel 64.
 
2013-05-15 12:47:21 PM

wingnut396: "Sufficient funds were in thebank and, thankfully, we didn't spend everything," he said, referring to the May 2011 prediction. "But it did force us to make quick changes."

Why the fark did they NOT spend all of it?  What the fark were they going to do it with it after the end of the world?


It probably occurred to more than a few of them that they wouldn't be raptured.
 
2013-05-15 12:47:37 PM
Wasn't the Rapture invented in the 19th century to get women to stop thinking about orgasms?

Why do you ask, yes, I'm still here.
 
2013-05-15 12:48:05 PM
More like non-prophet organization.
 
2013-05-15 12:50:43 PM

OdradekRex: He is the messiah!  I should know - I've followed a few.


Tell me more!
 
2013-05-15 12:53:00 PM
Obama, is there nothing he can't ruin?
 
2013-05-15 12:55:04 PM

Diogenes: RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22

I'd rather see him be forced to repay all the people he defrauded.  But that ain't happening.

I almost feel sorry for those rubes.  Almost.


Yeah, I don't at all.  These people want the end of the world.  They think they are "chosen" and the rest of us can go to hell.  Not that I believe in any of that nonsense...
 
2013-05-15 12:56:25 PM
Set up tax-exempt "faith-based" organization; guile the gullible; profit.

/same strategy as the GOP
 
2013-05-15 12:58:21 PM

rassleholic: [img850.imageshack.us image 569x640]


This is awesome!  Is that angel helping out the Macho Man?
 
2013-05-15 12:59:41 PM

born_yesterday: cwolf20: MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!

So voila.  Keep guessing the date correctly, and the date keeps being pushed back

Your donations are what will bring about God's heavenly glory!!!  You just haven't given enough!!!

/hallelujah, you farking rubes


I donated?
 
2013-05-15 01:01:26 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: You think the Rapture didn't happen just because you're still here?

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Well, it ain't the north pole. Bwhhhhhhh!
 
2013-05-15 01:04:35 PM

alabasterblack: FTFA "Some of his followers had ([quit jobs]clause 1) or ([emptied their bank accounts to help pay for the billboards]clause 2),"

Ummmmmmm....you're doing it wrong.


2 clauses, poorly phrased sentence.
 
2013-05-15 01:04:59 PM

RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death."

21 You may say to yourselves, "How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22


Why go to a section you know they'll say was made new with the coming of christ.

Heck, their Jesus says himself to not believe anyone saying the end is coming.

http://niv.scripturetext.com/matthew/24.htm

So...yeah.

(I read to the end if you want to see the specific point "light a thief in the night, none will know when I come back" and how those people are morons)
 
2013-05-15 01:05:19 PM

cwolf20: born_yesterday: cwolf20: MrBallou: FTFA: "They also set up a website called wecanknow.com"

What happened is this: The bible explicitly states that you cannot know the time of the second coming. These guys actually got it right. If God had left it like that, he would have looked like an idiot, because they figured out his secret plan.

So He just changed the date. Psych!

So voila.  Keep guessing the date correctly, and the date keeps being pushed back

Your donations are what will bring about God's heavenly glory!!!  You just haven't given enough!!!

/hallelujah, you farking rubes

I donated?


It was the royal "you", not you personally.  Sorry if you thought I was calling you a rube.  I'm so sorry, I'm going to give you a unique opportunity to help out this Nigerian prince friend of mine...
 
2013-05-15 01:05:41 PM
When will people grow the hell up and stop following false prophets who only want money and power?

Everybody knows the real prophets only want sex.
 
2013-05-15 01:08:20 PM

RexTalionis: According to a strict interpretation of the Book of Deuteronomy, Harold Camping should be put to death.


He hollowed out his Bible as a place to store his flask a long time ago.
 
2013-05-15 01:09:32 PM

Sybarite: Dude completely ruined my Rapture after-party.


I was all prepared to do some serious post-Rapture looting. (Well, "finding," I guess, since I'm white.)
 
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