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(Huffington Post)   Some days you're the elephant poacher, some days you're the elephant poachee   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 9
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2013-05-15 11:31:26 AM
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nunununahh
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nunununahh

that's the sound of me trying to start my sympathy motor. It won't start.
2013-05-15 11:30:47 AM
2 votes:
Remember me, Mr. Schneider? Kenya. 1947. If you're going to shoot at an elephant, Mr. Schneider, you'd better be prepared to finish the job.
2013-05-15 06:34:50 PM
1 votes:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: FTFA: Manjoro and his friend Noluck Tafuruka are said to have visited the park between April 19 and 26, armed with two rifles, for the purpose of hunting.

Sounds like the elephant got the wrong guy.


If Noluck winds up in an African prison, he may well envy his buddy, Flat Stanley...
2013-05-15 12:31:40 PM
1 votes:
What's the black sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow poachers
2013-05-15 11:53:53 AM
1 votes:
What's grey and comes in quarts?
2013-05-15 11:51:51 AM
1 votes:
So did they use an
barrygoldberg.net
2013-05-15 11:48:05 AM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

High five!
2013-05-15 11:35:39 AM
1 votes:

Ivo Shandor: Remember me, Mr. Schneider? Kenya. 1947. If you're going to shoot at an elephant, Mr. Schneider, you'd better be prepared to finish the job.


What'd they do with my leg?  They made it into a wastebasket?
2013-05-15 11:32:57 AM
1 votes:

dryknife: Ah, yes! Elephant jokes!


Here's my favorite elephant joke:

Q.  What do you do when an elephant comes in your window?

A.  Start swimming!
 
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