UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: FTFA: Manjoro and his friend Noluck Tafuruka are said to have visited the park between April 19 and 26, armed with two rifles, for the purpose of hunting.Sounds like the elephant got the wrong guy.
Ivo Shandor: Remember me, Mr. Schneider? Kenya. 1947. If you're going to shoot at an elephant, Mr. Schneider, you'd better be prepared to finish the job.
dryknife: Ah, yes! Elephant jokes!
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