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(KY3 Springfield)   It's not normal to have a good time at Project Graduation. But with these teen girls is it   (ky3.com) divider line 55
    More: Dumbass, Project Graduation, Nixa, graduation, peer pressure  
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2013-05-15 10:57:14 AM  
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2013-05-15 11:07:06 AM  
It's not normal to have a good time at Project Graduation. But with these teen girls is it

I'm Ron Burgundy?
 
2013-05-15 11:07:33 AM  
"On Sunday night into Monday morning, Nixa's was held at the Chesterfield Family Center in Springfield."

thatsracist.jpg
 
2013-05-15 11:08:04 AM  
Ooooh meth!
/Best psa ever.
 
2013-05-15 11:08:33 AM  
Graduation in Kentucky isn't normal...  But on METH it is.
 
2013-05-15 11:09:03 AM  
 
2013-05-15 11:09:26 AM  
how is that pronounced, anyway? Nixa = Nik-ka or Nick-sa
 
2013-05-15 11:09:32 AM  

blatz514: [s3.amazonaws.com image 300x266]


Why waste money, go in dry...
 
2013-05-15 11:09:38 AM  
Allow me to be the first to point out that this is the same school from this thread from yesterday.

Having grown up in the Ozarks and gone to school in Springfield, MO (Missouri State back when it was Southwest Missouri State), neither of these articles surprise me.
 
2013-05-15 11:09:46 AM  
Isn't Nixa the town with the stars and bars shirt controversy yesterday?
 
2013-05-15 11:09:57 AM  
They have not been charged yet and they are not releasing the names ? Do they play on the football team  and have a pending scholarship ?

Oh, rich white chicks, dont want to tarnish their impeccable records.

A Meth ding right out of the gate and you aint doing shiat with your life.
 
2013-05-15 11:09:58 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Graduation in Kentucky isn't normal...  But on METH it is.


Close, it was Missouri
 
2013-05-15 11:10:16 AM  

fruitloop: What the fark is going on at Nixa High School?


/Shakes tiny fist of frustration
 
2013-05-15 11:10:37 AM  
Nixa, please!

had to be said
 
2013-05-15 11:10:51 AM  

blatz514: [s3.amazonaws.com image 300x266]


You're missing a KY there. The station is KY3...
 
2013-05-15 11:10:59 AM  
Nixa, please.
 
2013-05-15 11:11:12 AM  

Bloody Templar: Allow me to be the first to point out that this is the same school from this thread from yesterday.

Having grown up in the Ozarks and gone to school in Springfield, MO (Missouri State back when it was Southwest Missouri State), neither of these articles surprise me.


Second, but I was third.

Sadtrombone.mp3
 
2013-05-15 11:11:19 AM  

fruitloop: What the fark is going on at Nixa High School?


Right?!?!

Racism & meth so far.

Looks like we're on "trfecta watch".
 
2013-05-15 11:11:35 AM  
Is it what?

/Headline was unclear
//Or was a cliffhanger
//Or is it?
 
2013-05-15 11:11:45 AM  

imtheonlylp: how is that pronounced, anyway? Nixa = Nik-ka or Nick-sa


I thought you said "socialist" now, and everybody understood what you meant.
 
2013-05-15 11:11:52 AM  
Anal sex for five bucks isn't normal.
But at Nixa it is.
 
2013-05-15 11:12:52 AM  
Did no one tell that that you don't break out your drugs while at a public event aimed at preventing alcohol and drug use?
 
2013-05-15 11:16:19 AM  
www.michaelshouse.com

HERITAGE NOT HATE!
 
2013-05-15 11:16:27 AM  
Maybe the meth was a result of their Chemistry experiment?

lol
 
2013-05-15 11:17:27 AM  
On the subject of Meth: My buddy and I tried it one weekend.  It was pretty amazing, but the aftereffects were horrible, it's easy to see why it's so addictive - after a couple of hits of that stuff, you come down hard.  I felt like crap for a couple or three weeks afterwards as my body detoxed from it.  never again.

Doing a bump of ordinary speed is tame by comparison.

/tried most everything once
//M is the only thing that ever
///scared me.
////and that's going some.
 
2013-05-15 11:17:46 AM  
I'm told I had a great time at my Project Graduation before passing out drunk.
 
2013-05-15 11:18:27 AM  
Is this the same great town that celebrates the confederacy as the one, shining hope?
Heritage not hate!
 
2013-05-15 11:18:29 AM  
Smart business people, they knew the people there would be without drugs and looking to buy.
 
2013-05-15 11:20:35 AM  

StrikitRich: I'm told I had a great time at my Project Graduation before passing out drunk.


I didn't go to Project Graduation.

I did throw up on the statue in the park, though. Sorry, Mr. Boone.
 
2013-05-15 11:22:07 AM  
But with these teen girls is it what?
 
2013-05-15 11:22:17 AM  
I went to my school's Project Graduation and got an electric pot that heated water for my troubles. I walked out muttering I'd have had more fun driving drunk all night.
 
2013-05-15 11:22:31 AM  
Is it?

It cannot was.
 
2013-05-15 11:23:56 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Is it?

It cannot was.


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?!
 
2013-05-15 11:24:02 AM  
Isn't that all part of their heritage?
/not hatred

Just being normal everyday rednecked white trash, right?
 
2013-05-15 11:29:08 AM  

fruitloop: What the fark is going on at Nixa High School?


Bloody Templar: Allow me to be the first to point out that this is the same school from this thread from yesterday.

Having grown up in the Ozarks and gone to school in Springfield, MO (Missouri State back when it was Southwest Missouri State), neither of these articles surprise me.


They are looking for their own TAG
 
2013-05-15 11:30:12 AM  

monoski: Vodka Zombie: Graduation in Kentucky isn't normal...  But on METH it is.

Close, it was Missouri


Damn!

That's what I get for skimming... Normally, I read. But, on METH...

Never mind.
 
2013-05-15 11:31:38 AM  
I had fun at project graduation. But I'm also a dork.
 
2013-05-15 11:33:41 AM  
My highschool had a drawing for a car at our grad party.  Had to be present to win.  My name was drawn, but I was not present.

/no regrets
 
2013-05-15 11:35:21 AM  
Were these girls King Of The Hill fans?
 
2013-05-15 11:35:36 AM  
Did they win the fastest dancers prize?
 
2013-05-15 11:36:05 AM  

theorellior: [www.michaelshouse.com image 701x468]

HERITAGE NOT HATE!


WHITE POWDER NOT WHITE POWER
 
2013-05-15 11:36:17 AM  
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The girls in the news video

//Amirite?
 
2013-05-15 11:41:04 AM  

4NTLRZ: fruitloop: What the fark is going on at Nixa High School?

Right?!?!

Racism & meth so far.

Looks like we're on "trfecta watch".


This high-school comes right out of central casting.

They're going to have a reality show in a year.
 
2013-05-15 11:43:15 AM  

Buggar: My highschool had a drawing for a car at our grad party.  Had to be present to win.  My name was drawn, but I was not present.

/no regrets


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I don't know why I thought to post that, really.
 
2013-05-15 11:44:50 AM  
It's a good thing they had these helpful mugshot pictures in the video.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-15 11:46:37 AM  
A program to help kids not to face peer pressure to do alcohol and drugs while these girls proved some just don't need to be pressured.
 
2013-05-15 11:47:20 AM  
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Here's your damn period. Sorry, I was partying with some methed out racist teen girls.

/subby
 
2013-05-15 11:49:24 AM  
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2013-05-15 12:37:18 PM  
Wearing a confederate flag isnt normal.

But on meth at Nixa high it is.

A few more stories about this town and we will have to make its own fark tag.
 
2013-05-15 01:28:52 PM  
Oh noes! Two more innocent victims lured in by the glamorous meth lifestyle!
 
2013-05-15 01:31:23 PM  

Sweet Bucky: .

Here's your damn period. Sorry, I was partying with some methed out racist teen girls.

/subby


Er...a period isn't the only thing that was wrong with your headline...

/"is it"
//Is it what?
///That's what she said
 
2013-05-15 01:46:28 PM  
This explains the memorial t-shirts for the other kid.
 
2013-05-15 03:18:31 PM  
Nixa f***ing Corndogs. Getting the publicity they deserve.
 
2013-05-15 05:08:15 PM  
The Project Graduation for my class was awesome. It was awesome for all the wrong reasons, but to me that counts. Highlights included the hypnotist that failed to work his voodoo on any one of 15 volunteers because no one would play along, the white DJs in their mid fifties who didn't play anything past 1992, the American Gladiators style Joust event room I was kicked out of,* and the palm reader I strung along like a pull toy for 15 minutes by feeding her complete and total BS and convincing her she was a miracle. It was grand entertainment if your sense of humor is appropriately warped.

*No, I will not apologize for spearing that fool off of his joust podium Edge-style and landing on him 6 feet later. That's what happens when you take an intentional crotch shot. Besides, we landed on an air mat, there was no excuse for him to be such a biatch about it.

Also, given the nature of my graduating class (thank you, No Child Left Behind) I would be SHOCKED to learn that there wasn't any meth there.
 
2013-05-16 12:26:07 AM  
I say this as someone who left high school in the late 80s... WTF is Project Graduation and why does it sound so lame?
 
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