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(KY3 Springfield)   It's not normal to have a good time at Project Graduation. But with these teen girls is it   (ky3.com) divider line 55
    More: Dumbass, Project Graduation, Nixa, graduation, peer pressure  
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2013-05-15 01:31:23 PM  

Sweet Bucky: .

Here's your damn period. Sorry, I was partying with some methed out racist teen girls.

/subby


Er...a period isn't the only thing that was wrong with your headline...

/"is it"
//Is it what?
///That's what she said
 
2013-05-15 01:46:28 PM  
This explains the memorial t-shirts for the other kid.
 
2013-05-15 03:18:31 PM  
Nixa f***ing Corndogs. Getting the publicity they deserve.
 
2013-05-15 05:08:15 PM  
The Project Graduation for my class was awesome. It was awesome for all the wrong reasons, but to me that counts. Highlights included the hypnotist that failed to work his voodoo on any one of 15 volunteers because no one would play along, the white DJs in their mid fifties who didn't play anything past 1992, the American Gladiators style Joust event room I was kicked out of,* and the palm reader I strung along like a pull toy for 15 minutes by feeding her complete and total BS and convincing her she was a miracle. It was grand entertainment if your sense of humor is appropriately warped.

*No, I will not apologize for spearing that fool off of his joust podium Edge-style and landing on him 6 feet later. That's what happens when you take an intentional crotch shot. Besides, we landed on an air mat, there was no excuse for him to be such a biatch about it.

Also, given the nature of my graduating class (thank you, No Child Left Behind) I would be SHOCKED to learn that there wasn't any meth there.
 
2013-05-16 12:26:07 AM  
I say this as someone who left high school in the late 80s... WTF is Project Graduation and why does it sound so lame?
 
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