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(Bleacher Report)   Will the Bulls have enough players healthy to play? Will the Grizzlies bear down and silence the Thunder? It's double-elimination Wednesday NBA playoffs. Games at 7 and 9:30 EDT on TNT   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 433
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2013-05-15 07:49:40 PM  
3ball, Jimmy Buckets.

Miami +1
 
2013-05-15 07:50:43 PM  

robsul82: TheManofPA: Are they chanting "HHH, HHH, HHH"'

Miami in the finals-ah is good for NBA business-ah

Annihilating the Bucks in the first round = punching Barrett in the balls for no reason

32-28 Miami, 9:11 2nd


For some reason that analogy just kind of works. They were the Zack Ryder thanks for coming appearance.

Does that make Tim Duncan Brock Lesner?
 
2013-05-15 07:50:48 PM  
36-33 Miami, 5:41 2nd
 
2013-05-15 07:52:12 PM  

Mike_LowELL: PowerSlacker: 2/10. Needs more Chalmers.

u gave me 1/10 last nite

doubled my score in one post

jealous much??/?


I'm grading you on your own impossibly high standard.  Sorry to offend.
 
2013-05-15 07:53:03 PM  
Reminds me of the EA games where you could turn the AI assist on to keep the games close, just like someone hits a bad luck good luck button
 
2013-05-15 07:55:30 PM  
3ball, Buckets!

Chicago +2!
 
2013-05-15 07:56:20 PM  
So it's going to be one of THOSE games, I guess.., better than a blowout.
 
2013-05-15 07:56:36 PM  

WillofJ2: Reminds me of the EA games where you could turn the AI assist on to keep the games close, just like someone hits a bad luck good luck button


Kind of like how you can't run away in a Super Mario Kart race.

Dammit, hit Bosh with the blue turtle shell
 
2013-05-15 07:57:05 PM  
Deep 3, Nasty Nate!
 
2013-05-15 07:57:42 PM  
So we got good Nate tonight... who shoots that shot? I know, I know, JR Smith.
 
2013-05-15 07:59:43 PM  

TheManofPA: WillofJ2: Reminds me of the EA games where you could turn the AI assist on to keep the games close, just like someone hits a bad luck good luck button

Kind of like how you can't run away in a Super Mario Kart race.

Dammit, hit Bosh with the blue turtle shell


Funny thing is I was trying to remember that and it just wouldnt wasnt clicking.

Lebron looks like he is just waiting to do something and wade looks grounded, Bosh hitting threes is still amusing
 
2013-05-15 08:01:17 PM  
Back-to-back Bosh threes, shiat.
 
2013-05-15 08:01:58 PM  
44-43 Chicago, 2:33 2nd

Booz to the line shooting 2 after the commercial break.
 
2013-05-15 08:02:25 PM  
Injuries have really killed this season. Even this Heat team isn't that great with how hobbled Wade is.

Are the Spurs the only really healthy team remaining?
 
2013-05-15 08:04:46 PM  

TheManofPA: robsul82: TheManofPA: Are they chanting "HHH, HHH, HHH"'

Miami in the finals-ah is good for NBA business-ah

Annihilating the Bucks in the first round = punching Barrett in the balls for no reason

32-28 Miami, 9:11 2nd

For some reason that analogy just kind of works. They were the Zack Ryder thanks for coming appearance.

Does that make Tim Duncan Brock Lesner?


Hmmm.  Who looks super scary and then loses constantly because it's GOOD FOR BUSINESS-AH...
 
2013-05-15 08:05:01 PM  
Lebron has 10-4-3 no turnovers, and I would have never guessed, he has a way of putting up stats and looking completely separated from the game
 
2013-05-15 08:07:17 PM  

robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82: TheManofPA: Are they chanting "HHH, HHH, HHH"'

Miami in the finals-ah is good for NBA business-ah

Annihilating the Bucks in the first round = punching Barrett in the balls for no reason

32-28 Miami, 9:11 2nd

For some reason that analogy just kind of works. They were the Zack Ryder thanks for coming appearance.

Does that make Tim Duncan Brock Lesner?

Hmmm.  Who looks super scary and then loses constantly because it's GOOD FOR BUSINESS-AH...


Breaking news......Pacers have just resigned an enforcer for the Heat series

la.guestofaguest.com

BAH GAWD THAT'S RON ARTEST'S MUSIC
 
2013-05-15 08:07:40 PM  

PowerSlacker: I'm grading you on your own impossibly high standard. Sorry to offend.


nah its chill im jus flippin between the game and the new tomb raider for the xbox

such an awesum movie holy shtttt
 
2013-05-15 08:07:43 PM  
Chicago +6, Miami needs some Gatorade.
 
2013-05-15 08:10:03 PM  

TheManofPA: robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82: TheManofPA: Are they chanting "HHH, HHH, HHH"'

Miami in the finals-ah is good for NBA business-ah

Annihilating the Bucks in the first round = punching Barrett in the balls for no reason

32-28 Miami, 9:11 2nd

For some reason that analogy just kind of works. They were the Zack Ryder thanks for coming appearance.

Does that make Tim Duncan Brock Lesner?

Hmmm.  Who looks super scary and then loses constantly because it's GOOD FOR BUSINESS-AH...

Breaking news......Pacers have just resigned an enforcer for the Heat series

[la.guestofaguest.com image 400x293]

BAH GAWD THAT'S RON ARTEST'S MUSIC


I still dont get how charges and jail time were not warranted for those players, they attacked a bunch of people when in to the stands and caused chaos, Is it like a carnival cruise where getting a ticket is a wavier in itself?

Super nate hits another three
 
2013-05-15 08:10:12 PM  
53-47 Chicago, halftime.

Nate with 3 threeballs thus far.
 
2013-05-15 08:10:33 PM  

robsul82: Chicago +6, Miami needs some Gatorade.


Are you a wizard?
 
2013-05-15 08:10:59 PM  
Craig Sager....I know it's common and expected at this point but...wow
 
2013-05-15 08:11:12 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Are the Spurs the only really healthy team remaining?


Join me on the bandwagon of YOUR 2013 MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES
 
2013-05-15 08:11:43 PM  
Does anyone know whats up with Sagers suits? is it just his schtick is there a story behind it?
 
2013-05-15 08:14:40 PM  

WillofJ2: TheManofPA: robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82: TheManofPA: Are they chanting "HHH, HHH, HHH"'

Miami in the finals-ah is good for NBA business-ah

Annihilating the Bucks in the first round = punching Barrett in the balls for no reason

32-28 Miami, 9:11 2nd

For some reason that analogy just kind of works. They were the Zack Ryder thanks for coming appearance.

Does that make Tim Duncan Brock Lesner?

Hmmm.  Who looks super scary and then loses constantly because it's GOOD FOR BUSINESS-AH...

Breaking news......Pacers have just resigned an enforcer for the Heat series

[la.guestofaguest.com image 400x293]

BAH GAWD THAT'S RON ARTEST'S MUSIC

I still dont get how charges and jail time were not warranted for those players, they attacked a bunch of people when in to the stands and caused chaos, Is it like a carnival cruise where getting a ticket is a wavier in itself?

Super nate hits another three




Several players were charged and pled no contest. They got a year of probation and community service:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacers-Pistons_brawl#Charges
 
2013-05-15 08:14:57 PM  
That's one of Sager's more normal suits, actually.

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: robsul82: Chicago +6, Miami needs some Gatorade.

Are you a wizard?


YES
 
2013-05-15 08:16:23 PM  
Call me crazy, but if the Bulls close the second half on another 49-25 run, they're gonna win this game.
 
2013-05-15 08:17:24 PM  

robsul82: That's one of Sager's more normal suits, actually.

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: robsul82: Chicago +6, Miami needs some Gatorade.

Are you a wizard?

YES


Good answer, to attempt to quote a very wise man...."when someone asks if you are a God you say YES!"

/ok, I just came from the ooze thread on the main page
 
2013-05-15 08:17:30 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Are the Spurs the only really healthy team remaining?

Join me on the bandwagon of YOUR 2013 MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES


Damn it! How could I forget BIG SPAIN AND THE GRIZZLE?
 
2013-05-15 08:18:22 PM  

robsul82: Call me crazy, but if the Bulls close the second half on another 49-25 run, they're gonna win this game.


I'll do you one better, I bet if they tie the Heat in the second half they will actually win the game
 
2013-05-15 08:19:23 PM  

IAmRight: Remember how a week ago the Bulls had the blueprint to beat Miami? I guess they shouldn't have lost that blueprint.

/or they probably can't just expect to be allowed to foul as much as possible, that Miami will miss almost all of its open shots, AND Nate Robinson will make everything that he throws in the direction of the hoop every single game.


They have the blueprint but they just don't have the players right now. You either got to play them like Dallas did in 2011 or how Indiana tried to do last year. Miami isn't some kind of flawless and immortal team, hoops is all about match ups.
 
2013-05-15 08:19:59 PM  
My buddy just sent me this, "why heat fans are never at the game" http://www.egotastic.com/2013/05/jennifer-nicole-lee-wet-t-shirt-cont e st-photos-are-well-really-really-wet/ NS4W technically
 
2013-05-15 08:20:36 PM  

ghall3: robsul82: That's one of Sager's more normal suits, actually.

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: robsul82: Chicago +6, Miami needs some Gatorade.

Are you a wizard?

YES

Good answer, to attempt to quote a very wise man...."when someone asks if you are a God you say YES!"

/ok, I just came from the ooze thread on the main page


Exactly my thought, lol.

ghall3: robsul82: Call me crazy, but if the Bulls close the second half on another 49-25 run, they're gonna win this game.

I'll do you one better, I bet if they tie the Heat in the second half they will actually win the game


And I bet that if they're so much as OUTSCORED by the Heat by 5 points in the second half, the Bulls will still win this game!

TOPPED
 
2013-05-15 08:22:59 PM  
The Durant commercials with the Asian lady always kinda funny to me
 
2013-05-15 08:23:49 PM  

Fallout Boy: Are we going to talk basketball, or do you guys just prefer to simmer in impotent rage and hate for as long as the Heat are in these playoffs.


As a Mavs fan it's basically my duty to hate the Heat, Dwayne Wade, and their shiatty "fans".
 
2013-05-15 08:25:03 PM  

robsul82: And I bet that if they're so much as OUTSCORED by the Heat by 5 points in the second half, the Bulls will still win this game!

TOPPED


Well, I concede this round to you sir. I know when I have been beaten.

/If only there were fractional points...maybe next year
 
2013-05-15 08:25:22 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Are the Spurs the only really healthy team remaining?

Join me on the bandwagon of YOUR 2013 MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES


I think the Spurs are the ones who could absorb Miami, but they might be one year too old. Had they not blown it against OKC, they might have been able to take the Heat (by pressuring LBJ to choke since he hadn't won the big one then).

Now, I'm not sure. They have the advantage that they work the refs about even so no need to worry about a controversy game turning the tide. Still, they'd need an average series from LBJ (no super-James) and Duncan would basically need to do a Last Ride series with a 25-15 set. Doable, just unlikely.

Memphis doesn't have the starpower to matchup, they'd be interesting and can beat the Spurs, but they'd be done in 5 against Miami
 
2013-05-15 08:26:15 PM  

TheJoe03: Fallout Boy: Are we going to talk basketball, or do you guys just prefer to simmer in impotent rage and hate for as long as the Heat are in these playoffs.

As a Mavs fan it's basically my duty to hate the Heat, Dwayne Wade, and their shiatty "fans".


You got yours though, doesn't that make it hurt less?
 
2013-05-15 08:26:48 PM  
FYI, Heat will be up 3 going into the 4th. You can give me my Wizard hat when you feel it is necessary. I'm going to go Orton and read Dan Brown (they go well together)
 
2013-05-15 08:28:06 PM  

ghall3: TheJoe03: Fallout Boy: Are we going to talk basketball, or do you guys just prefer to simmer in impotent rage and hate for as long as the Heat are in these playoffs.

As a Mavs fan it's basically my duty to hate the Heat, Dwayne Wade, and their shiatty "fans".

You got yours though, doesn't that make it hurt less?


Yeah but I'll still hate them as long as that cocksucker Wade is on the team. Plus they were acting like d bags in 2011 and they mocked Dirk so that kept the hate going in a big way.
 
2013-05-15 08:28:32 PM  
Okay, Bulls...withstand the Heat charge to start the second half and don't get behind by TOO much.  Keep strong.
 
2013-05-15 08:30:21 PM  

TheJoe03: Yeah but I'll still hate them as long as that cocksucker Wade is on the team. Plus they were acting like d bags in 2011 and they mocked Dirk so that kept the hate going in a big way.


Oh yeah I forgot about the flu thing they did. However, that made it much more satisfying to me when the Mavs won though, not a Mavs fan myself but that was pretty sweet.
 
2013-05-15 08:32:14 PM  

TheManofPA: Memphis doesn't have the starpower to matchup, they'd be interesting and can beat the Spurs, but they'd be done in 5 against Miami


OK, I can see Miami winning. But not in five. Miami doesn't match up well at all. Who guards Gasol? Anderson? Who guards Randolph? Bosh? If Wade can't score against the corpses of the Bulls, how the hell can he score when he's being guarded by Tony Allen?
 
2013-05-15 08:32:53 PM  

ghall3: TheJoe03: Yeah but I'll still hate them as long as that cocksucker Wade is on the team. Plus they were acting like d bags in 2011 and they mocked Dirk so that kept the hate going in a big way.

Oh yeah I forgot about the flu thing they did. However, that made it much more satisfying to me when the Mavs won though, not a Mavs fan myself but that was pretty sweet.


Best sports moment if my life so far, plus for some reason I just knew Dallas was better that year. Oh and almost everyone was a Mavs fan that year, hard to root against the team they had at the time.

/damn Cuban had to blow up that team.
 
2013-05-15 08:33:03 PM  
3ball, Marco!
 
2013-05-15 08:34:02 PM  
hate the jumping into people call
 
2013-05-15 08:34:53 PM  

TheJoe03: ghall3: TheJoe03: Yeah but I'll still hate them as long as that cocksucker Wade is on the team. Plus they were acting like d bags in 2011 and they mocked Dirk so that kept the hate going in a big way.

Oh yeah I forgot about the flu thing they did. However, that made it much more satisfying to me when the Mavs won though, not a Mavs fan myself but that was pretty sweet.

Best sports moment if my life so far, plus for some reason I just knew Dallas was better that year. Oh and almost everyone was a Mavs fan that year, hard to root against the team they had at the time.

/damn Cuban had to blow up that team.


Yeah, I did really like that team. Shame they let Chandler go to take a run at the D-bag that is D-Howard.

At least I think that's what happened, my memory is fuzzy on why they did that.
 
2013-05-15 08:35:54 PM  
Why is Butler so good?!
 
2013-05-15 08:36:58 PM  
Wade basically piledrived Noah into the rim support there.
 
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